Patchy has hips!

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Anonymous Wed Mar 28 21:08:29 2012 No.8769890 [Reply] [Original]

Patchy has hips!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 28 21:09:58 2012 No.8769896 Patchy is a girl!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 28 21:10:59 2012 No.8769902 This is a female body anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 28 21:11:58 2012 No.8769904 She's so cute! I want to smack her ass in as non-demeaning of a way possible...

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 28 21:19:28 2012 No.8769938 I want to mukyuu, no matter what.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 28 21:39:59 2012 No.8770029 >>8769896 I'm afraid I'm going to need vaginal proof.

Anonymous Wed Mar 28 21:43:59 2012 No.8770040
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Patchy has loads of excess fat. I'm really worried about her health and how little care she takes of herself. She needs to come out of her room and get at least an hour's worth of exercise daily.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 28 21:44:58 2012 No.8770045 >>8770040 If that image is 'unhealthy' to you, your problems are much greater than hers will ever be.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 28 21:45:28 2012 No.8770047 >>8770040 Or just make the fucking slob eat less

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 28 21:46:28 2012 No.8770053 >>8770040 So much purple. It makes me think that if I were to lick her I'd taste grape.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 28 21:47:28 2012 No.8770058 >>8770045 No, that's not it, it's just that I don't have many pictures of "un gross Patchouli". Please don't be angry at me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 28 21:47:58 2012 No.8770059 4chan has SSL! https://boards.4chan.org/jp/res/8769890

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 28 21:48:59 2012 No.8770064 File: 476 KB, 850x1207, sample-c84a33d3f45478107ce5cbf77baf065c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8770040 She's a skinny, near anorexic girl! Your mind is mixed up, anon.

>>	nameless Wed Mar 28 21:49:28 2012 No.8770067 >>8770059 Oh shit, it does! well that's pretty fuckin neat

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 28 21:51:28 2012 No.8770077 >>8770064 Sorry, but the last time I check, Patchy was a big fat sloppy morbidly obese glutton with type-2 diabetes and some heart disease, with arms bigger around than her legs and a belly that hangs below her knees!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 28 21:52:28 2012 No.8770084 >>8770067 Tokiko has technology!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 28 21:52:59 2012 No.8770088 >>8770077 What a secondary.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 28 21:55:28 2012 No.8770105 >>8770077 /jp/ has secondaries!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 28 21:55:30 2012 No.8770107 File: 659 KB, 1404x2000, 1_5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 28 22:57:59 2012 No.8770406 File: 71 KB, 477x500, 1167440319163.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8769904 This is not allowed.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 28 23:04:58 2012 No.8770455 >>8770107 I cannot find this in reverse image searches...

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 28 23:07:29 2012 No.8770469 File: 670 KB, 900x1200, 1300756223102.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Patchy may be a mighty wizard, but she's still a girl. Do not say rude things about her body; it upsets her, even if she doesn't show it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 28 23:22:28 2012 No.8770578 >>8770469 Patchy can take it. She's a strong woman.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 28 23:26:28 2012 No.8770598 I'd read books with Patchouli.

>>	Anonymous !zeSatenX0. Wed Mar 28 23:31:29 2012 No.8770625 File: 493 KB, 900x1200, 1304394583154.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8770578 She is a strong proud black woman who need no man.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 28 23:33:28 2012 No.8770635 File: 413 KB, 1024x1024, The Great Immoveable Library.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8770578 Not really, no.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 28 23:34:58 2012 No.8770643 >>8770625 NIGGA MY GUN GO OFF!!

>>	Friedrich NEETzsche !Utsuho/zZc Wed Mar 28 23:38:58 2012 No.8770661 File: 1.10 MB, 1200x1287, be11c18ec4e0cef180442adf0dcfe5ac.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Patchy has slime!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 28 23:45:28 2012 No.8770682 >>8770064 Anorexic Patchy is disgusting Who would want to hug some bag of bones wrapped in silk. I want something to hug tightly.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 28 23:48:28 2012 No.8770692 I heard Patchy has a vagina

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 28 23:48:58 2012 No.8770696 >>8770692 All youkai canonically don't have vaginas because they're canonically pure maidens who (canonically) aren't interested in sex and don't urinate.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 00:41:00 2012 No.8770919 >>8770040 I dig this, who's the artist?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 00:41:00 2012 No.8770920 File: 186 KB, 500x625, 12937388.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8770661 Gross.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 00:54:29 2012 No.8770962 File: 161 KB, 544x400, 1316904057144.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Even spider man gets to touch patchy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 00:58:28 2012 No.8770982 File: 200 KB, 800x800, 20470211_big_p1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Patchy is lazy and bored.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 00:58:59 2012 No.8770986 File: 9 KB, 340x336, give her the dick.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8770040 I give her the dick daily, that's all the exercise she needs.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 01:00:28 2012 No.8770993 File: 43 KB, 424x600, pae60.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] patchy has but

>>	Friedrich NEETzsche !Utsuho/zZc Thu Mar 29 01:00:58 2012 No.8770998 File: 332 KB, 600x800, 45ea294c23ad3f3a42aa4db8faa02999.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8770920 Poor slime Patchy. ;_;

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 01:02:29 2012 No.8771002 is this the typical /jp/ thread? seems rather devoid of any actual conversation. here let me properly use sage.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 01:02:58 2012 No.8771005 File: 525 KB, 680x968, 1327791784353.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Patchy is not so good at talking to people. She should read more books on socializing!

>>	nameless Thu Mar 29 01:03:29 2012 No.8771007 >>8770993 fat butt is fat

>>	Moe !TRONurrVj. Thu Mar 29 01:03:29 2012 No.8771008 File: 168 KB, 341x305, E 3913.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] those bloomers(?) look comfy

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 01:03:29 2012 No.8771010 File: 509 KB, 1031x1457, 1315157105384.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Patchy is rude.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 01:04:58 2012 No.8771017 File: 662 KB, 1000x800, !1303220627460.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want Patchy to read me bedtime stories.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 01:05:28 2012 No.8771019 >>8771010 there is no way in HELL some dweeby little shut-in could have a thick body like that faggot NOT CANON

>>	Moe !TRONurrVj. Thu Mar 29 01:05:59 2012 No.8771020 File: 58 KB, 341x342, E 778.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8770993 >>8771008 meant this

Anonymous Thu Mar 29 01:07:29 2012 No.8771026
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>>8771005
Those books use terms and language that she just doesn't understand.
Maybe you can't learn everything from books? Perhaps she can summon some sort of speech monster to talk too...

>>	Disability-san Thu Mar 29 01:07:58 2012 No.8771027 >>8770993 I wish /jp/ could be a lot more lewd than this, but this is as far as the monitors will let us go....

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 01:08:58 2012 No.8771031 File: 110 KB, 1006x795, 1331891931274.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8770993

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 01:10:28 2012 No.8771041 >>8771019 Not shit its fan art.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 01:10:58 2012 No.8771043 File: 2.53 MB, 1077x1519, ge31.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8770993 >>8771031

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 01:11:58 2012 No.8771046 >>8771043 ...that got scanned?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 01:12:29 2012 No.8771048 >>8771019 She's fat, how much more realistic could it be?

>>	Friedrich NEETzsche !Utsuho/zZc Thu Mar 29 01:12:29 2012 No.8771049 File: 572 KB, 687x928, 6d775c80d1d52f524a0a67ea42feb00a.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8771017 What kind of story do you think Patchy would read to you?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 01:14:29 2012 No.8771056 >>8771046 No.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 01:16:58 2012 No.8771066 >>8771049 Patchy doesn't socialize much, so I'm not sure if she would know to read you something interesting or not. Probably whatever is on hand.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 01:17:28 2012 No.8771072 SHOW ME HOW THEY DRIVE ON DA EAST COAST HOMIE

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 01:18:58 2012 No.8771078 File: 105 KB, 400x400, patchy nice boat.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >...what kind of ending is that?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 01:18:58 2012 No.8771079 >>8771049 Patchy would read erotic fiction to me in her barely audible voice while she rode me cowboy style. She wouldn't (other than the reading) even take notice of me, instead using her book and my member to stimulate herself to orgasm.

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Anonymous Thu Mar 29 01:22:28 2012 No.8771098
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>>8771079
And then as the story reaches it's climax, you suddenly take charge and start ramming into her yourself while also teasing her nipples and clitoris, right?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 01:23:59 2012 No.8771105 >>8771098 Damn dude that's lewd as HELL.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 01:24:28 2012 No.8771109 File: 471 KB, 1000x1000, 1331365680314.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Fuck that bitch, I'd rather be friends with Marisa. Why would you wanna be around some smelly boring shut in who does nothing but read books?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 01:25:29 2012 No.8771116 >>8771109 No one cares.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 01:25:58 2012 No.8771118 File: 216 KB, 700x700, fd980879e6b6e481f4090a13c51345bf..jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8771109 Because she's nice and pretty and smart and interesting and won't steal my stuff every time I see her.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 01:28:28 2012 No.8771126 File: 1.91 MB, 2000x1500, 1331529712808.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8771118 Patchouli is a frumpy grump. Marisa is a fun girl.

Anonymous Thu Mar 29 01:29:58 2012 No.8771133
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I want to serve Patchouli tea every day. I imagine she won't have much to talk about, so I won't bother with any small talk she'll find annoying. But maybe we can discuss books sometime...

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 01:29:58 2012 No.8771136 File: 313 KB, 600x600, patchy can't believe she's saying this....png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8771126 I don't think I could keep up with Marisa. She goes out and does stuff; I don't.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 01:30:58 2012 No.8771142 File: 322 KB, 651x724, patchy is not a dentist.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Oh no!!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 01:32:28 2012 No.8771150 >>8771142 Stop making Patchouli-sama uncomfortable with your bad breath anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 01:40:59 2012 No.8771173 File: 299 KB, 800x800, patchy hates dogs2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8771150 That's not me, it's a monster! Do something!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 01:42:28 2012 No.8771176 File: 270 KB, 840x1200, pache_remi_01.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8771126 Marisa is also a canon asshole.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 01:43:28 2012 No.8771179 File: 455 KB, 1075x1516, 052_223r.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 01:45:28 2012 No.8771190 >>8771176 She's just too spunky for her own good.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 01:45:28 2012 No.8771187 File: 117 KB, 470x335, 1288190728124.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8771179 Patchy, don't touch that! Those things are incredibly dangerous!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 01:45:28 2012 No.8771189 File: 36 KB, 600x518, 1330738938090.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8771176 In that picture Patchouli looks like the asshole to me. As far as shut-ins go I prefer Alice.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 01:46:29 2012 No.8771197 File: 241 KB, 1024x1024, 1300733179917.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8771176 Mohican?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 01:58:29 2012 No.8771223 File: 52 KB, 448x621, 1316354322640.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 02:14:28 2012 No.8771311 File: 208 KB, 676x1003, b15e814e4e8deaf46cf31606233dfa0b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8771223 Does Patchy not wear a bra?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 02:14:58 2012 No.8771312 >>8771311 Would you?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 02:18:58 2012 No.8771322 File: 1.41 MB, 1644x2033, 593e68931dee0e114b73eb02f63127fd.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8771312 I'm not a girl. ... So no.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 06:47:47 2012 No.8771850 Patchy has the best feet!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 06:53:47 2012 No.8771864 File: 107 KB, 500x607, knowstoomuch.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8770993 Dayum, patchy got some serious back nigga >>8771031 >>8771043

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 06:56:46 2012 No.8771883 >>8771864 I didn't mean to post that picture sorry guys

Anonymous Thu Mar 29 06:57:18 2012 No.8771886
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I honestly wouldn't be surprised if Patchy magically created some hotsprings in the middle of the library so she could have a bath without leaving the room or even stopping reading

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 06:57:46 2012 No.8771889 File: 122 KB, 511x854, feet.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 07:01:17 2012 No.8771898 >>8770993 That would be cute if Patchy bent down and a bit of her buttcrack was showing, so she jumped up to cover it and started blushing~

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 07:04:46 2012 No.8771907 >>8771886 Well, she DID create a pool so a hot spring wouldn't be such a stretch.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 07:05:46 2012 No.8771911 Why is patchy obese?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 07:05:46 2012 No.8771913 >>8771898 It would be even cuter if she ripped a massive 100 dB fart and ran out of the room crying.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 07:13:47 2012 No.8771944 File: 344 KB, 644x800, fartingarcueid.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8771913 perhaps I could interest you in a VN

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 30 03:30:41 2012 No.8776040 >>8771911 She never gets any exercise. Let this be a lesson to you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 30 04:35:43 2012 No.8776323 >>8769890 Patchy is not a girl!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 30 04:37:43 2012 No.8776331 File: 246 KB, 850x1200, 9ea9c251034759a717dfd0065bc54067.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8776323 What? No, she's definitely a girl. Now don't go posting some gross futa picture, ok?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 30 04:42:42 2012 No.8776342 >>8776331 Futa is still a girl. They have vaginas.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 30 04:55:12 2012 No.8776360 File: 64 KB, 600x560, 22f45116f5bb4e4fefad4ded4f0df0b0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8776342 I know, but a lot of people seem to not understand that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 30 04:56:43 2012 No.8776361 File: 835 KB, 900x1700, 06c5171bb7960f983532a5254aff4e7c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Bonsoir Monsieur et Mademoiselle..

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 30 05:06:12 2012 No.8776374 File: 165 KB, 500x381, 2304263.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] PaCCHU!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 30 11:37:47 2012 No.8777210 File: 530 KB, 1000x1000, 31e6d3a5e4b21ad04782ed67fa223c51.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Puchuu!

Anonymous Fri Mar 30 13:43:18 2012 No.8777986

>>8771043
Goddamn, image searching that just sent me through a trail of great-looking patchy doujins that I can't find a download for.
Why, japan.
I did find a pastebin full of what I assume is Share hashes or something similar, maybe its finally time to learn how to use it.

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