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Japanese bird cooking some dinner.
Gotta cook healthier if you want to get thinner.
Last night was pasta and tonight we'll have beef.
The extent of your skill causes disbelief.

>> No.8766679
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8766679

Japanese bird is making some cake.
The best kind of gift is the one that you make.
I'm shocked to see yet another great meal.
Maybe tomorrow you can fry me some eel.

>> No.8766684
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Japanese bird being a NEET.
I'm sad to see that you're down on your feet.
Maybe you can find work as a waiter.
Give yourself some rest and find a job later.

>> No.8766689
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8766689

Japanese bird taking a dip in the tub.
Such a nice way to relax. Scrub a dub dub!
Warm water, and bubbles, and even some wine.
I'm sure you're having a wonderful time.

>> No.8766691
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8766691

Japanese bird reflects on his life.
No job, no house, no friends, no wife.
Why doesn't he just end it now?
He can't kill himself until he's completed his vow.

>> No.8766692

Please do continue, Anon.

>> No.8766705

>>8766691
>Japanese bird reflects on his life.
>No job, no house, no friends, no wife.
the sickest

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8766734

>>8766691
No aids, no children, no mortgage loan.

>> No.8766771

Literally the best thread on /jp/ for now

>> No.8766834
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8766834

Japanese bird on a honeymoon.
Don't you know, he's gonna be a father soon?
They went to a cooking competition after hearing about it on the net.
And then, 2 weeks later, at the competition they met.

>> No.8766838
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8766838

Japanese bird using a phone.
Maybe he wants to call back home?
Perhaps he's calling for a pizza home delivery?
He's gonna get his favorite pizza, oh it'll be so merry!

>> No.8766840

>>8766838
Delivery and merry don't rhyme.
How embarrassing.

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8766845

Japanese bird and his friend playing a game.
He's got a series of victories to his name!
His friend says he'd rather play cards.
But Japanese bird would rather play a game that's a bit more hard.

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8766849

Japanese bird after a drunk night out.
No no little bird, don't pout!
Surely the tomorrow morning will be yours!
Don't feel bad, what good has it done to feel remorse?

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Japanese bird going shopping for food.
Perhaps something spicy to brighten up the mood?
Fruit, candy, meat, fish, spaghetti, you name it!
He can make anything and not worry one bit!

>> No.8766863
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Japanese bird playing a song.
Why don't you try and sing along?
He plays the songs everyone loves the most.
On every party, I bet this guy is the host!

>> No.8766869
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Japanese bird has died.
His family and his friends knew it was nigh.
Nobody can fill his place, and he will be missed.
May he rest in peace, and find wonderful bliss.

>> No.8766870

>>8766869
Fix the second line to "with his family and his friends at his side"

>> No.8766872

>>8766870

Yeah, that's better.

>> No.8766884

>>8766870
Too corny.

>> No.8766890

>>8766884
Fits better than the original

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