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When was the last time you vomited, /jp/?

Tell us all about it.

>> No.8765146

About a week ago I had a headache and I remembered some time when I had a headache then I was sick and it was fine. So I shoved my hand down my throat and made myself vomit. Took more effort than I imagined, but then I was sick and I no longer had a headache.

I have a theory that vomiting cures headaches, but The Man doesn't want people to know so they can keep selling drugs and so people don't be sick everywhere.

>> No.8765153
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like 5 years ago, but
i can still remember the feeling when your body keeps trying to throw up but your stomach is empty, feels horrible i hope im not sick again for a long time

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>> No.8765160

What I don't get is how people still need to stick something down their throats to be able to throw up. It is perfectly easy to manipulate one's throat muscles to achieve the same effect as having a hand gripping on one's throat.

Seriously, learn it and get out of any social situation.

>> No.8765187

Maybe 15 years ago when I had a stomach virus.

>> No.8765190
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>>8765160
I can already get out of any social situation a lot easier, thanks.

>> No.8765191

>>8765187
you're over 15?
why the HELL (lulz) are you posting on 4chan? o_O

>> No.8765193

Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night all heat up and feel the urge to vomit. I think it's because I eat at late night and then go to sleep.

>> No.8765199

>>8765193
I think it's because you're a faggot.

>> No.8765202

I threw up last week. I drank a big bottle of whiskey while F5ing image boards all night. Made it until morning, puked on myself but managed to not get a hangover.

>> No.8765206

Last December. Had a gastrointestinal infection, and ended up vomiting a couple times.

>> No.8765210

>>8765199
Suck my cock, dude.

>> No.8765220

>>8765210
How about you suck the shit out of my asshole with your mouth, cumguzzler?

>> No.8765228

>>8765220
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>> No.8765251

I really haven't vomited since I was 7. Filled like two buckets with grey chunks, and my mom let me stay home and watch cartoons.

I've gotten sick and stuff all the time since then, but I've yet to vomit. I've even tried sticking my fingers in the back of my throat and all that. I can't even gag. Which makes it easy when I feel like sticking a dildo into my throat and attaching it while I fap.

>> No.8765253

>>8765228
Delicious pasta.

>> No.8765258

It was the last day of a temporary job in NYC. Me and a couple buddies went out to drink, and that was after taking a couple shots in the last hours of the day

I was a mess as we got on the subway to head home. At one point, I felt a funny tickle in my stomach and I turned to my two friends and said, "Guys, we gotta get off at the next stop."

We get off the train, I calmly walk to the nearest trash can, and emptied the contents of my stomach in 3 great heaves.

We waited for the next train and rode home after that

>> No.8765300

I stayed up all night and then threw up a little in the morning. This isn't too rare. I have a theory that if I stay up too long the acid balance in my stomach goes to fuck-all and my body revolts.

>> No.8765309

>>8765251
I'd let you suck my cock, dude.

>> No.8765318

>>8765146
>>8765300
/jp/ - Theories

>> No.8765314

When was the last time you ate a banana?

>> No.8765320

>>8765314
A few hours ago. For various reasons the idea of trying to eat it erotically came to mind and was immediately dismissed.

>> No.8765325

On my 18th birthday, I ran to bus stop so as not to miss the bus. I threw up on the bus. I have a theory that overexerting myself by running to the bus stop combined with sweets I ate in the morning upset my stomach.

>> No.8765322

>>8765314
About a year ago, to see if I was still allergic to them.

>> No.8765328

>>8765325
Candy for breakfast?

>> No.8765335

5 years ago when i ate rotten food

>> No.8765342

>>8765328
This won't really work because he's from a Commonwealth country ("sweets") and probably isn't familiar with American pop culture.

In fact nobody on /jp/ should be familiar with pop culture after 2000 because that's when we were all at least 18 and had already become true NEETs who hated anything non-Japanese.

>> No.8765348

Just yesterday actually. I was brushing my teeth and it smelt like aquarium water. I realized my grandparents were using it to clean the fish tank.

>> No.8765350

I ate too many barbecue fllavoured chips and vomited them into my toilet

>> No.8765343

>>8765328
IT'S NOT JUST CANDY, IT'S REESES PUFF CEREAL!

>> No.8765344

>>8765322
Why don't you go swim in a piranha pool to see if they still eat you?

>> No.8765354
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>>8765328
Not candy, Reese's Puffs Cereal.

>> No.8765366

>>8765342
I feel like I saw the actual advertisement on TV before but I would have forgotten all about if it weren't for the Rika pasta.

>> No.8765360

Several years ago, I don't remember why. Probably ate expired food because I'm the only one who checks for expiration dates around here.

>> No.8765364

A couple of months ago after drinking too much and indulging in too much nose candy.

>> No.8765363

>>8765342
You were a NEET for 10+ years, eh?

Who are you gonna crawl to when your parents die?

>> No.8765375

>>8765342
What are you going on about?

>> No.8765387

Something like eight years ago.

Felt queasy leaving school, went home and tried taking some cough medicine and shot it back up a minute later. Turns out I had strep.

>> No.8765417

Had a stomach virus a few months back.

>> No.8766087
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Wow, the amount of vomiting in this thread is surprising to me. It is incredibly low.
I've always imagined that there were a decent amount of alcoholic NEETs and hiki here. I mean, what better way to improve your escapism. It's not like drugs where you have to interact with people and worry about anything.
You just pick up a lot of beer when you do your late night grocery trips, and now everything you do is more entertaining.

This being said, I vomit about once a week, on days when it just feels right to drink a lot. It will make almost any alcohol related nausea go away.

>> No.8766096

I got really drunk once and passed out on my bed, and started vomiting like crazy. I laid there for hours in my own pool of vomit.

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