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Hey /jp/, quick question, I hope the meido is asleep.

I filed for my autism bux and got a letter in the mail about two weeks agi that my claim was accepted, but I haven't gotten shit yet. I'm broke and getting pretty hungry and I've already sold pretty much everything I own; not sure what to do about this. Should I just wait a little longer or is there something more I need to do? I couldn't find any information relating to my predicament on the unemployment website. Applying in CA by the way.

Any input would be appreciated and thanks in advance, I suppose.

>> No.8762120

You have given them your bank details yes?

Call them.

>> No.8762118

Can't you go on welfare and get food stamps or something? If you're starving you should depend on something other than just autism bucks.

>> No.8762129

Have you tried calling them and saying that you're out of money? They could give some advice.

>> No.8762134

"soup kitchens" for a daily meal, also it can take more than a month or more to get your first check (happens with all government assistance programs)

>> No.8762135

Time to look for coins on the road and buy oatmeal.

>> No.8762142

Are you cute?

>> No.8762151

>>8762142

No. I might be if I weren't skinny as a rail, didn't dress like a pauper, and shaved off my pedophile mustache. I feel naked without it though. What were you going to suggest?

And less tangentially, the consensus seems to give them a call, which I will be doing tomorrow. Thanks, /jp/.

>> No.8762154

>>8762151
I recommend shaving the mustache.
Just keep it shaved for a few weeks and it'll start looking normal.

>> No.8762156

You in NYC? I'll let you suck my cock for some cash, dude.

>> No.8762160

>got a letter in the mail about two weeks ago that my claim was accepted
accepted and approved have very different meanings

>> No.8762165

I'm trying to think of some menial task I could pay you $5 to do, but I can't think of anything. Sorry OP.

>> No.8762175

>>8762165
Really anon? There isn't anything you can think of? Nothing at all that poor, desperate OP could do for you? Did I mention he's desperate?

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8762179

>>8762176

Forgot my picture.

>> No.8762176

This is my form. I think I should be good to go, right? To clarify, I'm not too worried about being hungry for tonight since I can go to the soup kitchen tomorrow and I found a few more miscellaneous tchochkes I can hawk off at the pawn shop as well - I'm more worried about getting a source of actual income. Thanks again for your help.

>> No.8762181

>>8762175
セックスしたい。。。

>> No.8762184

>>8762175
Anything, you say?

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8762187

>>8762181
>>8762184
You both know what must be done.

>> No.8762190

>>8762179
>You must look for full time work each week
That's not autismbux. Have you guys been lying to me all along about getting autismbux when all you've been getting is unemployment benefits?

>> No.8762193

>>8762190
Why is this post so funny?

>> No.8762195 [DELETED] 

>>8762187
Does it involve your body and my dick?

>> No.8762199

>>8762187
lewd

>> No.8762784

>>8762179
Employer Name: 'Department'
Feel bad about you getting laid off OP but who were you working for exactly and what did you major in? 47K/yr. wasn't bad at all for a new grad straight from uni.

>> No.8762793

>>8762190
Expecting /jp/ to be actually filled with people who are really NEETs. Oh you. Now if you'll excuse me I'll get my truNEET persona back on. Hurr I pee in jars!

>> No.8763340

>>8762187
What must be done?

>> No.8763363

>>8762179
This is unemployment, not autism bucks.

>> No.8763622

HEY, IT'S A BLOG THREAD. LOOK AT THAT.

>> No.8763628

>>8763622

And you bumped it. Silly boy.

>> No.8763630

>>8763628
It cannot be helped.

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