/jp/ - Otaku Culture

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You didn't tell me what is taking place in the photo!

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Where the hell do all of these pictures come from anyway? Is this someone's hobby?

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Is that a pink telephone next to the tub?

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Someone has a dark obssession for showing his birds in the internet.

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Do you have any idea how long it takes to set up all those tiny props and train the bird to use them?

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>>8762040
A thousand years ago, the only people on earth were monkeys, and they said, 'We'll never walk erectis. We'll never use tools. We'll never talk.' And then one monkey said. 'Oh yeah? Well I'm talking right now!' That monkey was a dreamer.

Fast forward 500 years. The Wright brothers decide to make themselves a flying machine. 'You fools! You idiots! What's your problem?' everyone shouted, 'That will never work because plywood weighs more than air!' To which the Wright brothers responded, 'No, it doesn't.' The Wright brothers were dreamers.

The earl of sandwich and Sir Francis Bacon. Had it not been for them, the BLT would merely be lettuce and tomato. They were dreamers, and sandwichmakers...Vincent Van Gogh. Everyone told him, 'You only have one ear. You cannot be a great artist.' And you know what he said? 'I can't hear you.' Van Gogh was a dreamer...Louis Pasteur turned cheese into medicine...Benjamin Franklin. People said, 'You can't fly a kite in a rainstorm,' and Ben Franklin said, 'Yes you can, if you have an electric kite.'

...And who might this handsome young lad be? Tim Conrad. He believes that someday he will marry the girl of his dreams, even though every time he asks, she says no and even though as we speak she is probably having sex with a handsome artist. Tim Conrad is a dreamer

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>>8762078
I don't remember asking you.

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>>8762084
I'm, sorry. I didn't mean to offend you. ;_;

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>>8762025
Please stop drinking Japanese bird. It is not good for your health.