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The last touhou character you played as and boss you played against are now your partners for a zombie apocalypse and lovers.

Fighting games like UNL don't count.

>> No.8759148

>UNL
whole thread is shit.

>> No.8759146

We all die because it's the zombie apocalypse and I am a fat loser nerd who is barely capable of surviving in modern society much less an apocalypse.

>> No.8759182

Zombies are for 15 year old kids who spend too much time playing xbox

get out of /jp/

>> No.8759180
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one would end up incinerating the whole infested city. Odd couple.

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>>8759182

>> No.8759194

>>8759182
You're thinking of new zombies.

Zombies were cooler when they were all slow and uuUUUuurgh. Now they're just vampires. Like literally there is no difference between new zombies and the bestial vampires of old.

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>>8759193

>> No.8759216

A zombie apocalypse doesn't work. It just doesn't. Oh no, a slow moving creature that is barely capable of walking. Truly, the world has ended. It would change society, sure, but it sure as hell wouldn't end it. I guess governments would have to form a few new organizations to deal with them, but other than that I think the biggest problem would be legal and social ramifications. What do you do with a zombie that a family member refuses to put down? Does zombie control have the legal ability to do it regardless of their permission? That sort of thing. It would be boring and bureaucratic. Lots of high court stuff.

>> No.8759224

>>8759216
Oh come on nigga, no one does slow zombies anymore these days.

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>>8759198
Damn dude, ur fkd.
I got a speaker

>> No.8759230

>>8759194
I don't understand how media just took to calling them all zombies. Actually I can, seeing how the media has raped the concept of vampires just as well.

>> No.8759232

Sanae and Kogasa... What should I expect, /jp/?

>> No.8759259

futo is my partner!!! yay!!!
i am just an ordinary magician

>> No.8759379
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Kind of lucky.
Reimu (Aya potentionally) and Utsuho.

>> No.8759387

Sakuya and Alice.

I think I'm pretty happy being terrible at PCB...

>> No.8759402
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Koishi and her Cat!

>> No.8759407

Youmu Konpaku. This would make me very happy.

>> No.8759530

Marisa and Remi?
Sweet.

>> No.8759818

Sanae and Byakuren?

Miracles.

Miracles everywhere.

>> No.8759836

Reimu, Yukari, and Kaguya, huh? Feeling pretty okay about this.

>> No.8759842

Cirno and the three fairies are my lovers??? what a fine harem... fun times ahead.

>> No.8759873

Reimu and Patchouli.

Yes, that's where I died, I'm very exciting.

>> No.8759881

sakuya and mokou. Time control and immortality. I think I'll do just fine.

>> No.8759911

Reimu, Seiga, and Yoshika.

Would Yoshika already be a part of the zombie apocalypse, or just be completely immune to the zombies?
Reimu would probably kill her nonetheless.

>> No.8759928

But I fought against both Yuki and Mai at the same time. Also I don't recall which Touhou I played as last.
I'm afraid this is untenable.

>> No.8759979

>Reimu, Orin, and Kinky

Holy shit, Orin's ability finally becomes useful.
She can just cart away all the zombies while I drink tea and make love to Reimu and Okuu.

>> No.8759988

>>8759979
Shit, I meant Okuu.
Damn you autocorrect. How did you even get kinky fromOkuu?

>> No.8759991

Sakuya and Yukari.

I think i'm saved this time.

>> No.8759992
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reimu and mamizou

>> No.8759993
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Marisa and Cirno...

Hmmm...

Im cool with that

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Reimu and Nitori.

Hah, you guys are all faggots.

>> No.8760044

Mima and Yumemi


Do I like win a prize or something?

>> No.8760045
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Oh God, Aya and Okuu... Corvid love!

>> No.8760046

Reimu/Yukari and Yuugi? We got this. As long as Yuugi doesn't somehow become a tank...

>> No.8760068

Youmuu and Toyotawhateverthefuckhernameis
I don't know about this one.

>> No.8760124

Sakuya and Chen

I knew I should've played for longer today.

>> No.8760205

Ran and marisa. Will be interesting, getting a boner thinking about this.

>> No.8760391

Marisa and Patchouli
Im fucked for the Zombie apocalypse.
Hey, at least I can be with Patchouli.

>> No.8760423
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Wriggle and Marisa.

I'm okay with this.

>> No.8760435

>>8759818
>x, x everywhere

Please don't do this in here, it's embarassing.

>> No.8760447

Marisa and Flandre

This can only end well......right?

>> No.8760458

>>8760391
You could just use marisa's broom to fly throughout the apocalypse. Wouldn't it be beautiful?

>> No.8760459

Reimu and Mamizou.

Well there's some content for some cheesy 4koma that uses Mami's transform shenanigans.

>> No.8760497

Marisa and Patchouli.
I think this will be fun with all this magic power at my hand.

>> No.8760498

Sanae and Miko.


That's ok, I guess.

>> No.8761155

Sanae&Unzan

It's like, I don't even know what the fuck is going on anymore.

>> No.8765507

>>8760458
Good point.

>> No.8765529

>>8759232
yuri secondary moeshit and memes

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Reimu and the Prism sisters?

Fuck yes, I stay in and fuck reimu all day, everyday while they stand guard and waste zombies.

>> No.8765559

>>8765554
LEGS

>> No.8765571

>>8759138

Me and Marisa start arguing on whether I should saddle her broom with 40kgs of 7.62 NATO and 12-gauge buckshot ammunition while Remilia is watching us bored.

>> No.8765583

>Sanae/Miko

All of my want.

>> No.8765585

Koumajou Reimu and Flandre scare the zombies off with their translation patch's broken English.

And if that don't work, Gohei Whip Double-Tapping is an obvious go.

>> No.8765595

>>8765585
Aya and Remilia? I'm not sure what to think of this... W-wouldn't they just leave me alone to do whatever they please...?

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