/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Well /jp/? I'm curious because I do not imagine most of you as being particularly promiscuous when it comes to real people, but I may be wrong.

I'm a Level III virgin.
http://poll.pollcode.com/7s6h

http://poll.pollcode.com/7s6h

[Anonymous No.]

I spend my afternoons reporting shitty threads like this

fuck girls

REPORTED!

[Anonymous No.]

>>8742534
Please review the global rules before posting on this board. Thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

my virgin power level = >9000 :(
got friendzoned last night
>mfw
>mfw no face
forever_alone.tiff

you feel me, /r/9k??

[Anonymous No.]

There are only 2 levels of virgin

0 and 1
0 meaning you had sex
1 meaning you haven't

[Anonymous No.]

>>8742544
Sounds like something a disgusting almost non-virgin would say.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8742544

This is what promiscuous people actually believe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8742544
so how come you lose a level when you have sex for your first time? doesnt make sense

[Anonymous No.]

What if I cybered someone who told me they were a girl and acted like a girl but was actually a guy?

[/jp/ Virgin Expert (has fucked over one hundred virgins) No.]

Count the number of virgins you've had sex with.

That's your virgin powerlevel.

[Anonymous No.]

I am a lvl II (class 1) virgin >:|

[Anonymous No.]

If I got a blowjob but did nothing else I'd still classify as a pure maiden right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8742558

You're still a virgin as you have not had physical contact with that person. Pretending to have sex /=/ sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8742571

Yeah but is it gay? It feels gay.

[... No.]

....

...I'm not sure....

It really scares me that I don't actually know....

[Anonymous No.]

>>8742590

No, you are not gay because you thought it was a girl anonymous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8742613

How do you not know?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8742610

Oh thank god.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8742631

You're in the clear friend.

[... No.]

>>8742630

It's a long story....

I'd rather not tell /jp/. I've never trusted anyone enough to talk to about things like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>level one the highest voted

[Anonymous No.]

Level II class 1 here. I guess thats alright but virginity never bothered me

[【スパーキー（④ ＾ヮ＾）】⚡ !FCr.DTJy2k!!54bDy3LQvy8 No.]

Level 4

[Anonymous No.]

>Level I: Have engaged in actual intercourse, plus all of the above 24

Stop proxyvoting please.

[Anonymous No.]

level 4 master race

[Anonymous No.]

Level V bitches. Cant' touch this (literally).

[Anonymous No.]

>>8742732
Same here dude.

LEVEL V REPRESENTIN'

[Anonymous No.]

Level 0 desu

[Anonymous No.]

/jp/ is for high-level virgins only. If you are under level 5, please take your sexually experienced anus back to /a/b/v/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8742743
but i hugged my mother and sister a couple of times.. you sure did too

[Anonymous No.]

>>8742741
as expected of a sanae level slut

[Anonymous No.]

That feel when

Level V

I ain't even mad. People disgust me, so I tend to stay away.

Unless you count this random crazy chick I used to hang out with that used to jump and grab me in sort of a hug.

in which case IV

[Anonymous No.]

Level VI, I've never been hugged by family either; I eagerly await my ascension as a demigod wizard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8742749
Reading comprehension you mongoloid

[Anonymous No.]

>>>/a/63148778

[Anonymous No.]

One time I was riding my bike and I got hit by a slow moving car, only 5mph or so. I wasn't hurt, just knocked to the ground. The driver, who happened to be a woman, got out and was extremely worried and hugged me.

I was robbed of my innocence. My level 5 virginity, stolen in the blink of an eye. I'm sorry /jp/, I'm not good enough for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8742786
How come on theirs the question mark is red but on ours it's black?

[Anonymous No.]

I found the same thread on /a/.

Interesting results.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8742792
For an 18+ website, this is pretty sad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8742792
/a/ are virgin losers. what else is new?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8742788
Get out you dirty slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8742797
I'm not the kind of person to view being a non-virgin as anything deserving merit but it's still amusing considering the shit they give our board with everyone being overweight hikkis and whatnot.

Level Iv myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8742797
It's just because their userbase is younger than ours. I'm sure many will outgrow their teenage, "baww i got friendzoned foreveralone.jpg" ways and become /jp/ers in the coming years.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8742789
Does it really matter that such a retarded board got something special while we didn't?

Didn't think so.

yes I swallowed the bait and did this already. Level V

[ZUN !barYV1VtIA No.]

Level 4, but I have only been hugged twice and for less than a second each time.

28 years old.

[Anonymous No.]

Okay I have found a flaw in this poll.

I have had sexual intercourse, but I have not had oral or anal sex. I really hope I'm not in the minority here. If the typical couple tries oral or anal BEFORE vaginal intercourse, I am very upset with the state of the world we live in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8742813
don't worry that should change soon
congrats on the marriage

[Anonymous No.]

I've had sexual intercourse, but i haven't had oral or anal.

[KING OF /jp/ !2K23m85knQ No.]

level 1
feels /jp/ like
>>8742814
oral is 1 of the very first few things people try before vaginal sex, has always been like that and will be

[Anonymous No.]

>>8742836
KING OF /jp/
I've been waiting for you to post man. I need advice on making my skin look good if I don't have any blemishes and I remember you posting something on the subject. Any ideas?

[Anonymous No.]

Level 2, but I don't feel like it. I had a girlfriend for one year in high school, and she sucked my cock a bit one time. I have been alone for years, though, and I don't think I could do such things again.

[Anonymous !zeSatenX0. No.]

Level II without the kissing, groping, or anal.
Hugs have happened.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8742841
Don't bother, he only knows how to feed in DotA 2.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8742836
>oral is 1 of the very first few things people try before vaginal sex, has always been like that and will be
Well maybe I'm a delusional romantic, but this shocks me. I can get fooling about a bit while you're in the mood, but I don't see how people naturally progress to oral sex first. Especially since I would imagine most people are like me, or at least tell themselves they are. While I can convince myself normal sex in the missionary position is loving as well as lustful, I just couldn't stand there with a girl licking my penis thinking, "How romantic this is!"

Welp, back to focusing on 2D.
Everything is better in 2D.

[Anonymous No.]

I've only been hugged... once. This is quite depressing.

[Anonymous No.]

CUZ IM ONE STEP CLOSER TO THE EGDE IMMA BOUT TO BREAK

[Anonymous No.]

>>8742849
I'm sorry I haven't been playing games with you guys, I've been drunk and reading VNs a lot lately. Everytime I think about starting Dota 2 up and playing with /jp/ I think about how long it's been since I played with you guys and just feel nervous.

[Anonymous No.]

Twenty nine years old, level V. Suck it nerds.

[Anonymous No.]

It's sad that there are so many levels 1, not that I'm jealous or anything, but I thought /jp/ was like me

[Anonymous No.]

>>8742850
>>8742848
>>8742813
>Have been hugged
Fucking sluts man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8742900
So did I. Looks like /jp/ is just normalfags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8742914
I'm sure a lot of /jp/ is like me and had one sexual encounter awhile ago. Now that I think about it I had a friend who put my dick up his ass while I was pretending to sleep so I guess I've had anal. Guess I'm a number one then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8742914
/jp/ confirmed /v/tier

[KING OF /jp/ !2K23m85knQ No.]

>>8742841
I am still using loreal for men hydra line up.
Cleansing gel,lotion and a eye roller.Using it at morning and at night.Most important is remember to talk with your skin doctor, what works on my skin maybe doesn't works on your.
also pro tip what they never write on products before you put anything on your skin, wash your face good with very warm water to open up the pores of skin.

also the last thing what I am crazy about is moroccanoil for hair.If there is anything that can make your hair good its this and it smells so dam good.

>>8742849
Just had 11/0/3 game with ursa :(
>>8742852
Its just you are too romantic :)
But for me oral is more like a foreplay before the real sex starts

[Anonymous No.]

>>8742914
I'm not surprised, given how this board became so slutty lately.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8742918
>Now that I think about it I had a friend who put my dick up his ass while I was pretending to sleep so I guess I've had anal.
What the fuck man.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

I have to admit, I'm a level 6 but I just grabbed a few proxies and voted 1 a few times to see what would happen. Eventually some people just started voting 1s in waves.

[Anonymous No.]

Holy shit, /jp/ is full of normalfags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8742925
Its a long story. Me and my best friend were sleeping in his room at his house and I was pretending to sleep next to him on the floor. For some reason I was pretending to suck his thumb and later he stuck his dick in my mouth which I licked and suckled on. This escalated to him sucking my dick and him sliding my cock up his ass. I don't talk to the guy and don't even browse gay porn but that was some crazy shit, I was pretty fucked up back then.

[Anonymous No.]

I only post here because there are few normalfags (or so I thought). I don't give a shit about any of the topics this board covers, but the other boards or so fucking full of normalfags it is infuriating. But so is /jp/, I suppose.

[Anonymous No.]

True /jp/ers have reached endgame

[Anonymous No.]

I'm not one to judge, but people's silly attempts to rationalize their concept of morality with their actions never fails to amuse me. Virginity, while not even that big of a deal, is not a goddamn hitbox. You can't graze the bullet of becoming nonvirgin by taking a dick in the ass instead of the vagina. There's a reason the word "sex" is included in oral and anal sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8742936
nah just a bunch of dick sucking faggots. they can't be normal because they only like cocks when they are for giving anonymous gay blowjobs.

[ZUN !barYV1VtIA No.]

That feel when proxies ruin all of our fun polls.

Sword mio should have won, dude. But of course Anon had to vote spam Miki.

[Anonymous No.]

Wizard in training.

Not yet a wizard. I still need much to lean.

[Anonymous No.]

BUAAHH!!! I'AM A SLUT /jp/!

[Anonymous No.]

>>8742957
Wasn't she disqualified due to foul play?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8742972
Pretty sure Sena won once the cheating scum was DQ'd

[Anonymous No.]

>>8742923
Thanks for replying man, I appreciate it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8742942
That sounds really hot man, why don't you talk anymore?

[Anonymous No.]

level 4 master race reporting in

[Anonymous No.]

>>8742980
>>8742972
>>8742957
Jewnes spammed Miki votes which forced me to remove Miki from the running. Sena won because she still had the most votes by far. I don't know what's going to happen in 2012 because I haven't watched a single series yet