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[Anonymous No.]

Which touhou would most likely be able to adapt if they suddenly lost all their powers, and which one would least likely be able to live with the change?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

by powers do you mean lose everything and become normal humans? because suika's power isn't her ability to drink, but if she became a normal human she'd die of alcohol poisoning within 24 hours.

i think komachi would be able to adapt pretty well without her powers, considering she never uses them. or does much of anything

[Anonymous No.]

I'd feel really shitty for Patchy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8733683
MERCURY FUN TIME

ROUND 2

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>8733631

Powers? Youkai are born with them, so isn't that like becoming a cripple? Cripple youkai. Crips, you know. Suddenly, crippled girl gangs in Gensokyo.

Anyway, does that include the ability to fly? What about fairies? Do they lose their wings? And what about humans themselves? Gensokyo humans have at least some ability to danmaku. What if they lost their powers as well?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8733642
My sperm desire to swim down your esophagus and into your stomach.

[Anonymous No.]

My fantasies revolve around touhous losing their powers and they have to depend on me, so I abuse their helplessness for unprotected sex. That way even if they somehow manage to learn how to live in this world, they're already my property.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8733693

Does Rinnosuke even use his powers beyond just using it to get bitches in the human village?
(I know he doesn't do that but you know what i mean.)

[Anonymous No.]

>>8733696

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder how depressed Yukari would get with no longer being able to just portal her way through everything, or stop herself from aging.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8733708

I've been thinking that she's in a state that's neither alive or dead. It's a mystery what would happen if her power is lost. Probably she'd vanish as well.

[Anonymous No.]

Worst: Cirno, Flandre, Letty, Lily, Alice, Mystia, Nue
Best: Meiling, Yuyuko, Yukari, Suika, Reisen, Hina, Kanako, Suwako, Yuugi, Utsuho, Murasa

[Anonymous No.]

>>8733698

i have a fantasy along the same lines but the way you put it, it makes it sound so..... cruel...
i'll have to rethink my beliefs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8733698

Which world? Because I'm pretty sure all the Touhous except two live in Gensokyo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8733701
I think not being able to fly is pretty much a given, I can already imagine most of them complaining about having to walk everywhere.

[Anonymous No.]

Worst: Marisa, Cirno, Flandre, Letty, Lily, Alice, Mystia, Nue, Maribel
Best: Meiling, Yuyuko, Yukari, Suika, Reisen, Hina, Kanako, Suwako, Yuugi, Utsuho, Murasa

[Anonymous No.]

>>8733706
>>8733706

>Does Rinnosuke even use his powers beyond just...

beyond just telling what the fuck objects are used for? no. i don't think you can use such an odly specific power for anything other than running kourindou.

[Anonymous No.]

If Mokou suddenly became mortal again, wouldn't that be something that she would wish to happen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8733728
Makes you wonder how they stay fit and loli. All that land to trek, they fly and not walk. Lazy lazy.

[Anonymous No.]

So if two Touhous with lost powers would combat each other would it be a cripple fight?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8733733

well, at least in reimu's case she doesn't have much to eat either. and i don't see marisa having a lot of food around in that forest of magic.
but maybe flying also burns calories?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8733733
It's magic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8733713
It's not cruel. A man is meant to dominate a woman. I'll be feeding her lust by showing her how a real man will be the boss of her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8733732
Just think about how much Kaguya would be freaking out at the thought of dying, or getting fat, or injured, or other common mortal occurrences that she wouldn't be able to stop anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8733733
If you don't eat a lot, you won't get fat.

And most Touhous walk anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8733751
You sure are delusional, anonymous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8733752

When was immortality a power? Isn't that just a state?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8733751
This one reason why I find Touhou to be interesting. It's basically a matriarchal society. If I threw you into Gensokyo and you tried to adapt to your life there, I'm sure it would be quite amusing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8733732

if you're one of those secondaries that thinks mokou is all "baaaww the burden of immortality. i wish i were deed."
then sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8733751
The more you speak about this, the more you seem like a raging insecure faggott.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8733768
The one who says secondary is the secondary.

[Anonymous No.]

It'd be great to capture and subdue Flan and Remi if they become powerless. I could rip off their wings and treat them like dogs. Mostly I'd keep Remi locked away in a cupboard in my basement only opening it for an hour a day and feeding her dog food. I'd force Flan to abuse Remi during that hour.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8733769
>the more you speak about this
How would you know how many times I've spoken about this?

And yes, I am actually terribly insecure and alone, that's why I masturbate to topics of myself being in control.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8733782
Heh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8733771

> matriarchal

more like anarchy

[Anonymous No.]

>>8733771
Except it's not. There are male Touhous. We just don't see them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8733745
Reimu's power is to not get fat, no joke. Well, among her other powers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8733784
I meant, the more you elaborate on your feitsh.
And I suspect you posted some other times about this kind of stuff, though that's obviously just speculation.
Doesn't matter anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8733752
Not to mention that now that Eirin wouldn't be able to access her vast knowledge of medicine, the best she would be able to do it give her a band aid and an aspirin and to call her in the morning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8733823
Humans can have extensive medical knowledge.

She'd probably just lose a lot of her intelligence, and end up merely being a genius by human standards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8733823
How? Being a medical genius isn't a power.

[Anonymous No.]

> No longer being constantly attacked during her job
> can just walk around calmly, and take pics
> Still has an awesome pet bird

[Anonymous No.]

>>8733830
She wouldn't be able to fly at radical speeds anymore, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8733829
Having knowledge greater than a human is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8733830
Aya'd lose her speed and wind. She'd be devastated.
I don't like this thread...

[Anonymous No.]

>>8733830

Aya was just a normal journalist who can access the Speed Force.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8733840

All tengu know tengu kung-fu (dunno what it was called). You not know this? It's in lore. So she can still do awesome fighting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8733837
How does that work?
Knowledge greater than a human? What human?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8733845
But still, Aya without her speed would be pretty sad I think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8733852
The majority of Touhou stripped of their powers would be sad.

That's the point of this fucking thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>8733852
She would hardly be happy, but she'd probably get over it eventually.

[Anonymous No.]

With the loss of her immortality Patchy would find herself extremely malnourished due to her habits of never eatings. Her body might also succumb to mercury poisoning and give out all together.

[Anonymous No.]

If the humans caught wind that all of them suddenly lost their powers, who do you think would be the first victim of their retribution?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8733854
Yeah but you got me wrong. The dude I quoted implied she would be fine with just her tengu aikido. That's clearly not the case.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8733861
I think they'd be more concerned with the barrier collapsing on their heads.

[Anonymous No.]

Wait, if they suddenly lost their powers, wouldn't that mean that the barrier would be down and they would be in the middle of the real world?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8733864
It would less likely be a sudden collapse than them slowly fading into this plane of existence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8733861
Rumia beatdown delux edition.

[Anonymous No.]

All of the people eaters would be fucked. They're generally weaker touhous in the first place but without powers they wouldn't last long.

[Anonymous No.]

Marisa Kirisame is fine, she channels her talents into particle physics instead. Does some time for shoplifting.

Yuuka Kazami is unable to cope with not being able to kill everyone she meets with her bare hands. The thought unnerves her, leading to a nervous breakdown.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8733879
Imagine Yuuka sitting in her home, there's a whole village of pissed off humans outside, trampling all over her flowers, calling out for her blood waving farming tools and torches and attempting to batter down the door. All she can do is sit it out and hope they get bored or find someone else stupid enough to get their attention, that is until she smells the smoke of her house going up in flames.

[Anonymous No.]

I was gonna make a stupid joke about Yukari working at Borders but then I remembered they went out of business.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8733889

She could work at the US-Mexico border. Keep illegal immigrants out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8733889

[Anonymous No.]

>>8733889
How appropriate, so would she.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8733791

[Anonymous No.]

>>8733886
That's awful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8733896
It gets worse, in an attempt to get on their good side wriggle ratted her out in exchange for being left alive.

[Anonymous No.]

Wouldn't Hina's life improve if she lost her powers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8733903
To be fair, ratting her out would consist mostly of "she lives in that big gaudy house with all the flowers right next to the flower field she spends all her time in"

[Anonymous No.]

>>8733903

I doubt that Wriggle's bargain would be upheld. She'd probably be killed after they found Yuuka. If the police found her then she would probably just be held in prison.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8733912

I meant Wriggle would be the one held in prison. Actually, they'd probably both get arrested, if they're lucky.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8733906
Well she's a human cocksucker, so yeah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8733856

since when the fuck is patchy immortal? she's just a magician youkai.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8733939
Alchemy is some whack shit yo.

[Anonymous No.]

Akyuu's cancer powers would disappear?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8733939
She can survive without food and doesn't physically age. It's not perfect Hourai immortality but it's immortality nonetheless.

[Anonymous No.]

Holy fuck, this thread is terrible.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh geez I wonder...

[Koshiro No.]

>>8733985
Immortality is immortality. There is no in between.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8733698
>>8733713
>/jp/

[Anonymous No.]

>>8733698
I think going easy on someone because he lost his power might be fatal.

Remember, even a normal girl can kill you if she really wants to

[Anonymous No.]

>>8734193

funny. i just saw this doujin for the first time yesterday.
i hate it. i wish i was that guy

[Anonymous No.]

>>8734181
There are different types of immortality as there are different shades of red. I don't wish to say that immortals are red and mortals are blue and Patchy is purple, on the contrary I simply wish to assert that she's another definition of immortal. Someone with the ability to not age alone would get them classified as an immortal in many other fictional worlds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8734211
He talks too much for my taste. How am I supposed to imprint over him when he has a contrary personality. Not bad overall, though. Nice to see a ring and whatnot

[Anonymous No.]

>>8734229
What
Too loving and consensual for you?
TOO YUUKA'S DELICIOUS EYEBROWS FOR YOU?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>8734253
No, I like that sort of thing. Just differ on procedure. I'd prefer the 04u one, mainly because I can't tell explicitly what the guy's thinking

[Koshiro No.]

>>8734223
Immortal:
>Living forever; never dying or decaying
or
>not subject to death
Unless your saying Patchouli was in the Norwegian black metal band "Immortal".

[Anonymous No.]

>>8734293
>your
Faggot!

[Anonymous No.]

That reminded me... Poor Futo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8734318
Oh god that's so cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8734253
what doujin is this? google and image search have failed me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8734293
>Unless your saying Patchouli was in the Norwegian black metal band "Immortal".

[Anonymous No.]

>>8734332
Obviously you have not searched very hard.
exhentai and gehentai have a reverse image search for doujins. I hope in the future you will utilize these to become more self reliant.

Anyway, the source is
[Yuki Kagerou] High and Mighty! Yuukarin! [ENG]

[Anonymous No.]

>>8733823
>>8733829

Eirin would probably end up like the female version of House.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8734377

You had to bring that up.

[Anonymous No.]

And Hong Meiling stays Hong Meiling.

Or was her ability the power to make everyone forget her name? Morel like a curse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8734354
That was sweet and all, but...he DID kidnap her and stuff. I'm not sure if I can just let that slide.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8734435
http://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Hong_Meiling
Ability to the extent of using Qi

No idea what that means, but I'm guessing she would lose her melee skills.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8734487
I don't think "manipulating qi" means "knows and is good at martial arts."

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

She hardly needs her ability in the first place.

[Anonymous No.]

This one here would really be just a spider.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8734502
>"knows and is good at magical chinese martial arts."
Smth like that I think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8734602

Chinese kung-fu is magical?