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>"Hey Sheldon, wanna see the new Harry Potter movie?"
>The audience chuckles nervously
>"No, Harry Potter is for children. I prefer realistic and dramatic films, such as Star Wars."
>The audience laughs heartily
>"Luke, I am your father!"
>The audience begins laughing so hard they burst into flame and their lungs explode. They start pissing themselves from laughter, which fails to put out the flames but makes everything smell like burnt hair and urine. An older gentleman has a heart attack and dies on the floor, burning and covered in piss. The earth trembles below the studio, opening a gaping crack into the underbelly of the earth. Several members of the audience are dragged into the blackness, laughing so hard blood spills from their mouths as they descend into the molten core of the earth, smashing into the rock as they fall. The continued laughter echoes off the rock, causing the largest known earthquake in history, crippling the powergrids of several of the world's major cities, plunging humankind into darkness for weeks. Martial law is called into effect as the riots increase in size and aggressiveness. As food begins to run out, half of the world's populace is dead, with the survivors now resorting to cannibalism and subsistence farming.

>> No.8732613

wayq

>> No.8732615
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8732615

Sheldon?

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I LIKE WHEN THIS PROGRAMME TALKS ABOUT THINGS WHAT I KNOW ABOUT BECAUSE I'M A NERD (LOL) AND WHEN THINGS SAY THINGS THAT I AM AWARE OF ITS FUNNY TO ME

>> No.8732628

Me laugh heartily

>> No.8732634

>at the local supermarket
>headed for the pasta section
>suddenly, mobile ringing
>have U.N. Owen was her? as the tune
>a hot girl at the spaghetti stand nearby goes "OHMYGOD I love Touhou, there's someone else in this town who is a fan?"
>reply "I only like it ironically"
my face when, this is how much I give a fuck

>> No.8732652

>>8732611
It's canon that he likesHarry Potter though.
If you shitpost know your shit

>> No.8732647

Okay /jp/ I have to admit, despite having seen these posts for a couple years now, I've never seen the show and so I don't understand them. Could someone please explain these posts to me?

>> No.8732663

>>8732647
The joke is that the show is unfunny.

http://youtu.be/Eg4s2-zRAT4
As every YouTuber seems to point out, without the laugh track it's like watching the daily lives of autistic people.
This could be you if you leave the house, /jp/.

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