/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

ok here is more of the under? i did not have time to apply lotion to make it shine

would you suck it

[Anonymous No.]

No take a bath and wax

[Anonymous No.]

please respond

[Anonymous No.]

>>8726088
i taken a bath earlier about three hours ago

i have dry skin

please stop telling me to wax i have too much hair

[Anonymous No.]

>>8726106
Wax/epilate like a proper little girl and lotion that thing up, if you want a nice tasty cock you have to work on it.

Right now i would not suck for a million autism dollahs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8726113
but how much hair do i remove

you can see my front hairy my thighs hairy

i will do the lotion though i forgot.

[Anonymous No.]

gaaaaaaaaaaay

[Anonymous No.]

>>8726132
no not gay

[Anonymous No.]

Why hasn't this faggot been banned yet? Jesus Christ, he's been attention whoring with his dick for weeks now, and its always on the 1st page. There are no janitors on /jp/ or he IS a janitor.

Fucking ridiculous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8726165
i like his dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>8726165

[Anonymous No.]

> 3D
> black
> circumcised

[Anonymous No.]

>>8726165
if you do not like it simply do not look at it

maybe you can download an add on to hide threads if it is really bothering

[Anonymous No.]

>>8726174
No. You are him. Every time you make the thread you samefag it into oblivion. Nice try on saging though you collosal faggot.

If you aren't him then lol xD you sure trolled me! so randum. Get out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8726184
I'm not him though....

[Anonymous No.]

>>8726184
no i am op and i only post

>>8726073
>>8726087
>>8726106
>>8726123
>>8726152
>>8726177

i tried to sage before and i didnt do it right so i am not going to try again

[Anonymous No.]

>>8726177
Kill yourself monkey. Nobody wants to see this shit.
>>>/b/
>>>/soc/

[Anonymous No.]

Your dick is hideous. It's old and wrinkly and you can tell its beat up due to years of strenuous masturbation. Also you do a horrible job shaving and griping it with 2 fingers at the bottom and taking myspace angle pictures does not make it look bigger, sorry. Maybe you could try posting somewhere that has people with low standards.

1/10, would not even touch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8726073
I'm heterosexual, but due to influences from lifting weights and browsing /fit/ I find males to be the fairer of the two sexes.
ie. men are prettier.
Yaoi, traps and gay porn do nothing for me though, so I'm probably not gay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8726192
here is a picture with no fingers

i did not think it looked as good and i do not shave often the hair on my body

i am sorry

[Anonymous No.]

MEEEEEEIDDDDDDDOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.]

ok and in the future i remember lotion

i will try to shave better

but do i have hands in or no

[Anonymous No.]

OP confirmed for janitor.
As much as i love cocks i would only suck large girly ones.

This one looks dry and hairy, wont even wax away all the hair on his crotch/legs.
Disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8726205
That one is even worse. Gross dick is gross. Looks like you have some sort of skin rash on the tip, you should probably get that checked out. Also, Judging by your skin color I bet you're an ugly mongrel nigger crossbreed or a spic shitbag which doesn't help your cause. I actually feel sorry for you. Oh well. At least some of the fat un-washed neckbeards here like it, you can feel good about that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8726232
i have dry skin i typed that before even in this thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>8726165
From partaking in shitposter steam group to posting their dicks on /jp/ the janitors of /jp/ sure are something

[Anonymous No.]

Just please answer me... why /jp/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8726241
why what

i do not understand

[Anonymous No.]

>>8726237
Having dry skin is no excuse for having an old, crude looking, shriveled excuse for a dick, you can lube it up all you want but it's still atrocious. Enjoy your hand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8726237
Stop posting your dick nigger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8726246
i am sorry it does not appeal to you that is your opinion and everyone has one

i asked before about how to make it look better but no answers

i am sorry

[Anonymous No.]

>>8726254
It's not just my opinion, actually. Try posting somewhere else and see what they say, you'll find that the majority of people will agree that you are unfortunate for having such an ugly dick. Also there is no way to make it look better. It's just ugly. Sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

Can I get a 1920x1200 wallpaper version?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8726259
yes

you please crop the 80 off i can only resize original

[Anonymous No.]

>>8726165
Just suck his cock dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8726278
do not look so closely it is somehow embarrassing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8726298
Just wax away all that nasty hair and lube it up and i would maybe suck it.

[Anonymous No.]

The autism of the homophobic, newfriend fartcommander is reaching critical mass. Keep posting your dick so he dies from aneurysm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8726314
Who's more autistic? The homophobe, or the faggot who keeps posting this shit?
Regardless, this isn't /jp/ related.
>>>/b/
>>>/hm/
>>>/soc/

[Anonymous No.]

ok thank you for the tips

i will try to do waxing at least the parts in the picture

i will put lotion before

i am going