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have any of you /jp/ NEETs thought about finding another jpsie and sharing an apartment?

>> No.8722746

I would love that but I'm saving money and living with parents is cheaper.

>> No.8722748

Share this
*whips out cock*

>> No.8722749

oh god no, no. just no.

that would be terrible.

>> No.8722754

Yes but it would be an utter disaster

>> No.8722756


>> No.8722762


>> No.8722768

We can't stand each other even on this imageboard, how are we supposed t olive together?
Well, some of those /jp/'ers who don't post Marisa and reports might be okay.

>> No.8722771

I'd love to share an apartment with another /jp/sie, but I can't support a NEET.

>> No.8722774

It would end up as a contest to see who could leech off the other the most.

>> No.8722791

Shared autism money.

>> No.8722794

Ban evasion etc.

>> No.8722821

I don't get any autism money though forcing me to live a non-NEET lifestyle (truly it is suffering!).

I suppose if they had autism bucks available it wouldn't be so bad, as long as they kept the place tidy while I was out.

>> No.8722830

I honestly think you guys are too normalfag for me

The only /jp/ person I could fit in with probably already has a good thing going in their mom's basement.

>> No.8722836

The only guy from /jp/ I can actually tolerate lives on the other side of the planet. So no.

>> No.8723008

does it matter if they're from /jp/eg or not? A quiet guy with no criminal record is good enough as a roommate

>> No.8724274

I really don't get along with guys much. And I'm so shallow I doubt I'd be able to be friends with awkward, unattractive people from here.

>> No.8724507

I already am. We get along pretty well and play video games together some times.

>> No.8724514

It's not like I'm paying rent so why would I want that?

>> No.8724525

I would feel like having to start conversations when we meet each other outside of our rooms.

That thought is already too much for me

My perfect roommate for me would be a girl who thinks I'm a creep and avoid contact with me.

>> No.8724528

I might be moving out in a couple weeks, might be stuck in Kentucky though.

>> No.8724539


I fit both your criteria. Can I room with you?

>> No.8724541

Why is Risa-chan so cute?

>> No.8724546

Not another /jp/sie, but a /k/goer I've known over the internet for a good 7 years.

Dude flew all the way out to michigan from new york to shoot guns and drink beer with me, and apparently he wants to get an apartment in pennsylvania and would be willing to share it with me.

>> No.8724554

I live in a studio, so I don't think I can support a NEET /jp/sie unless they enjoy sleeping on the floor or next to me in my tiny twin bed and living in cramped quarters. If he got a job too, I think we would manage in a two bedroom apartment. It would be nice.

>> No.8724557

Is she getting a a few episodes?. the only amagami i like.

>> No.8724558
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Maybe. I have a 3-bedroom apartment with 2 empty rooms that are completely furnished. One of them even has a 52" plasma that I'm too lazy to move into the living room.

If any /jp/sies live by Tallahassee I'd be willing to let them stay in them. Just pay for your own food, keep it clean, and don't blast hot glue everywhere. Also, don't rape me or try to peek in my room when I'm changing. That'll get you evicted pretty quickly.

>> No.8724562


>unless they enjoy sleeping on the floor

and I could go a day on one sandwhich

>> No.8724566
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whoops, forgot my picture

me on the left.

>> No.8724572
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Only if they're a thin, pale, cute faced boy with long straight black hair, blue eyes, and a tiny smooth uncut penis. Please have smooth girlish moisturized skin on your hairless body as well.
I would feel you up under your pajamas while we sleep together on my bed, and warm up under the covers.
We can even shower together after my workouts, and you can feel my swole and sexy body.

But I guess so, I could live together wit a /jp/ anon fine with no problems.

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>Please have smooth girlish moisturized skin on your hairless body as well.
>I would feel you up under your pajamas while we sleep together on my bed, and warm up under the covers.

Pic related, it's you

>> No.8724593

I just wish I could find someone beautiful to murder to. I don't suppose any of you are beautiful and murderous?

>> No.8724594

I would, but no one lives in Connecticut.

>> No.8724603

Milk used to live there, then she moved to Pennsylvania with her /jp/ boyfriend.

>> No.8724604
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>Also, don't rape me or try to peek in my room when I'm changing.

Guys wouldn't say that... oh -
>im a girl please give me attention

>> No.8724612

I knew someone who lived by Connecticut.

What exactly do you mean?

>> No.8724613

First day on /jp/?

>> No.8724618
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Well, it would've come up eventually.

I think my gender is something worth disclosing if they're going to be living with me.

>> No.8724627

>someone beautiful to murder to
I mean murder me

How silly of me.

>> No.8724632

Actually she moved back recently. They broke up, I guess.

>> No.8724635

This sounds awesome, Tallahassee would be nice! Silly >>8724604 just doesn't understand how us /jp/ers wor-
Oh. Nevermind.

>> No.8724636


Email? How do I inquire.

>> No.8724637

I guess I'm beautiful. I could give you the death you wish.

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>> No.8724640

I don't want to live with you unless you have a penis, whore. Get out of /jp/.

>> No.8724641

>I think my gender is something worth disclosing


/cgl/ is that way

>> No.8724642
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I don't like 3D whales, so you'd be safe around me. Maybe sometime I go by Florida again, I can trade Disney tickets for a place to stay. Disney is boring anyways so it's like staying for free.

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Take it easy, cock master.

We proud, neet /jp/sies don't care even if you're the cutest 3d pig in america, but if we're neets, how will we pay for our own food? Can't we bum a small pack of noodles from you once every two days?

>> No.8724644

pffft. he still thinks easymodo's alive and posts links to it.

>> No.8724647

But the line with the boards is up there ↑ or down here ↓

>> No.8724649

What a surprise, a whore that can't hold a relationship. I feel so sorry for the poor guy who was troubled by her.

>> No.8724650

at least until she starts bringing her obnoxious friends or boyfriend/sex friend over.

>> No.8724653

I would love to but there are no /jp/sies on my 3rd world hole.

>> No.8724654

The link works

>> No.8724660

Well, I wasn't talking about the "line with the boards"
else I would've pointed up/downwards

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Not enough /jp/ers live in the UK and I'd feel terrible sharing an apartment with someone when I have no income.

My dream life would be to eventually qualify for autismbux and them move in with my last remaining friend. Giving him a clean home, stress free environment and a smile when he returns from work, learning to cook...

Alas, I doubt I'd have the audacity to suggest such a thing, even if I could cover my half of the bill. The possibility of a no is too frightening, what if I lost him? It's a nice dream though.

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Not even close. The only time I posted my picture here, I was actually complimented by many /jp/ anons.
No need to be upset, not everyone can be beautiful.

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Fine, fuck you nerds. I'll just leave the rooms empty.

I thought you guys got over your teenage misogyny phase. Obviously not.

>> No.8724670

I live in a 3rd world shithole too, though I'm not sure it's the same as yours.

>> No.8724672

I live in South Florida, I am not sure if I would be comfortable leaving my parent's home though.

>> No.8724674

who are you quoting? whore.

>> No.8724677

Only things I care about

1. No normalfag shit
This means I don't want to come in and see your girlfriend half naked on the couch or you throwing parties to drink with ur buds.

2. I won't pay your share
None of this "yeah sorry man can you spot me this week and I can pay you back"

3. Respect eachother's shit
If I catch you near my things or eating my food it'll be bad for both of us. I'm extremely passive aggressive so things might build up until something bad happens.

I don't even care about how clean you are or your background. Just leave me alone.

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>> No.8724681

I want to live with you, sassy Anon. Please respond.

>> No.8724684


So live alone then fagget

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So edgy. You should do stand-up and be the next Louis CK or Bill Burr.

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>please call me beautiful if you know i'm a girl

>> No.8724692

I have a spare room I'm hardly using, and I've considered letting a /jp/sie stay there.
But I'd have to get to know you first off; half of you that I've talked to off-board are too mentally unstable and depressing.

>> No.8724695



Please kill yourself out of /jp/.

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No, I don't trust you guys anymore.

Me being female is obviously too much for a /jp/sie to handle.

>> No.8724697

You sound like a faggot.
I'm going to live with you pretending to be a nice guy just rape your ass while you sleep.

>> No.8724701

You don't sound like a good person to live long term with, you act like a stuck up bitch.
Enjoy not getting free disney tickets, find someone else to help you sample the worlds alcohols in ebcot.

>> No.8724703


Post your info. I'll pass your test.

>> No.8724706

Are you implying that /jp/ isn't full of women-hating nerds?

I think you're the one who needs to get out.

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>/jp/ can't handle a strong, independent woman like me

>> No.8724713

What do I have to do to convince you? I'll suck your cock, dude.

>> No.8724714

Someone who actually knows milk personally here.
They didn't break up. She moved back because she was having a lot of trouble finding a job, and they were having a lot of money problems. She didn't want to be a leach, and she had a promised job in CT, so she moved back to work for a bit and gather some money for them. That's all.
I'm not trying to white knight too hard, but don't speak so badly of the girl, she's actually really sweet.

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Why is /cgl/ so slutty?

>> No.8724717

not her, but you work for Disney?

>> No.8724719

Oh, oh! You forgot "educated"!

>> No.8724723

>really sweet
She attention whores on /jp/ by spamming her blog and making shitty off-topic threads. Sorry nerd, but your 3D waifu is a pig.

>> No.8724729
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I don't drink and I hate going outside. I think I'll live.

Also, telling a group of people who just flipped me off to go fuck themselves doesn't make me a bitch. It makes that group of people assholes.

>> No.8724731

But I saw milk in DC being touchy with two different guys in February. I can't be the only one here that went to that convention right?
She was with a chubby guy dressed as ran, and some tanned dude in a black shirt that picked her up in his arms by a booth.

>> No.8724738

#[email protected]

>> No.8724740


I asked how to get in touch to talk. Maybe you didn't see it.

Or maybe you're a troll.

>> No.8724743


>> No.8724747

just how SLOW do you even have to be

>> No.8724757

I did for a bit while in highschool, and I still know someone who works there and I talk online with. You can get a few people in nearly anytime you want, it's a friends and family thing they have at disney.

I thought all /jp/ females were alcoholics, excuse me. Don't be so buttsore.

>> No.8724770

I actually have a family member who does work for Disney. I remember though in the past as a kid having some family friend get us into Disney for free.

>> No.8724771

This "girl" clearly is an elder wizard helping us to become wizards too. Such a kind hearth!

>> No.8724772


>> No.8724775


>> No.8724778

>that spoiler
I don't care if you're a guy, a girl, a monster or a demon intent on killing me as I fall asleep, that is all I would ever need.

How is living in a studio anyway? I have never met someone who has, but I see it in media a lot.

>> No.8724779


>> No.8724782

They still do it. The only time I've ever heard of it not working is in high season, which are holidays like Christmas break really. That place isn't worth paying to get into anyways. Maybe 40 years ago.

>> No.8724789

Imagine your kitchen, living room, and bedroom are combined into one small and skinny room. It is basically the perfect home for a NEET. It would suck to share one, though.

>> No.8724792

ya, I don't really go to Disney anymore, nothing else to do. The only thing I would want to go to is maybe visit Disney Quest and play a bunch of arcade games all day.

>> No.8724794

I'd fit the description if it wasn't for brown hair and not being fully waxed yet.

I wouldn't mind sharing an appartment with a /jp/sie if he made me feel loved.

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I live in a small, half decent apartment and am fully capable of providing food and internet to another /jp/sie who can be a neet full time. Unlike the other bitch who demands you pay for your own food, I can afford to pay your food for you. However you should know this:

1) It's not gonna be fancy. It's going to be NEET nourishment. The cheapest ramen and no dessert. If I happen to get delicious food, you may have some of it but you must never demand anything from me. Just accept what you are given to eat.

2) You're practically going to live like my prisoner. You're not allowed to show your face or make your presence known to any of the gossiping folks outside my apartment. I don't want them or anyone else knowing I live with someone else.

3) Your body will literally belong to me. Don't worry, I won't wreck you. Just make sure you don't smell horrible or look unsightly. If I want to brush your teeth, you better damn let me.

4) You gotta give it your best to keep my apartment clean. I'm not saying be my full time maid, just make sure shits not laying around every day. I won't be a slob either just to force you to clean, I just don't wanna live in filth.

5) You must be female. Sorry guys, I don't know if I can reinforce my own rules on a guy bigger than me. I will leave you alone though.

I am fully prepared to accept NO responses to my offer.

>> No.8724802

>How is living in a studio anyway
Shit. Though it's also pretty cool in a way.

There is barely enough space for me and my dirty dishes in my studio.

>> No.8724803


>5) You must be female

Enjoy your fatty

>> No.8724810

>I wouldn't mind sharing an appartment with a /jp/sie if he made me feel loved.

Jeez guys, just be honest with yourselves. You don't NEED to share an apartment with anyone. You know what you want? Someone that will make you feel loved. Every single one of you that considered this idea just wants to snake into a relationship while not really saying it and making this sound like a hookup thread.

With the "D-don't peek on me or anything!" or, "just leave me alone, I'm super lonewolfalphaXx420, but I really want a roommate ;_;"

>> No.8724811

You don't want to brush the teeth of a big, strong man while his raging erection pulses visibly through his boxers?

>> No.8724812

you sound like a total fag

>> No.8724813
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Funny thing, she never actually once posted her blog once herself on here. It was always someone else.
She never created a thread either. Half the time she doesn't even post with her trip.

>> No.8724815

This definitely does not sound like an offer that will result in my death and dismemberment.

>> No.8724819

I plan on transitioning soon. Can I come?

>> No.8724820

What if I dress like a girl, would you accept me?

>> No.8724822


seriously? there are no girls on /jp/

>> No.8724824


>/jp/ - Con Drama

>> No.8724825

Get out of /jp/, milk.

>> No.8724826

>don't know if I can reinforce my own rules on a guy bigger than me.

Hahah faggot, I bet you are either a puny ass fag or a fat fuck who musts feel like owning someone to feel better about your own shit existence.

>> No.8724827

wait I take that back, except for the lurking aaeru.

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>If I want to brush your teeth, you better damn let me
>I don't know if I can reinforce my own rules on a guy bigger than me

Coo rapist story bro

>> No.8724829

If I never spoke a word to a "roommate" I would be completely happy. It's better than being homeless, which I might be soon.

>> No.8724832
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Get out milk, it's so fucking obvious it's you.

>> No.8724835

Are you talking about Katsucon? That Ran was her boyfriend.

>> No.8724836

I'd live with someone on /jp/ on the condition that they're actually productive. Meaning at least use your free time to get better at drawing or programming or something.

>> No.8724838

I make swords and sword accessories, does that count?

>> No.8724839

I guess I should have expected that answer, but I understand it being kinda cool too.

It's so much easier to feel loved when the person who shows you it is near you all the time. But yeah, I agree most of the people here fit your description.

>> No.8724841

That isn't too hard to pull off. When I had a roommate I didn't see them for weeks at a time despite living in a tiny 2 bedroom studio.

>> No.8724845

He must be into cuckold then. I had believed it was one of those friend zoned guys who tags along while being helpless as another guy hits on her. That's.... really pathetic then.

>> No.8724847

Sorry, but I'm a Shiki fan.

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>> No.8724856

/jp/ meetup at the touhou booth


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I totally understand that you guys think that way, I really do sound like a creep. It can't be helped.

Sorry, I really mean no guys, even trans.

>> No.8724864

Not a roommate responce, but anyone down for a NYC meetup tomorrow? I'm stuck going down there because of a family event I'm not even going to, and I dont really feel like being in the city alone.

>> No.8724866

I live in a small, half decent apartment and am fully capable of providing food and internet to another /jp/sie who can be a neet full time. Unlike the other bitch who demands you pay for your own food, I can afford to pay your food for you. However you should know this:

1) It's not gonna be fancy. It's going to be NEET nourishment. The cheapest ramen and no dessert. If I happen to get delicious food, you may have some of it but you must never demand anything from me. Just accept what you are given to eat.

2) You're practically going to live like my prisoner. You're not allowed to show your face or make your presence known to any of the gossiping folks outside my apartment. I don't want them or anyone else knowing I live with someone else.

3) Your body will literally belong to me. Don't worry, I won't wreck you. Just make sure you don't smell horrible or look unsightly. If I want to brush your teeth, you better damn let me.

4) You gotta give it your best to keep my apartment clean. I'm not saying be my full time maid, just make sure shits not laying around every day. I won't be a slob either just to force you to clean, I just don't wanna live in filth.

5) You must be male. Sorry girls, you don't have cocks.

I am fully prepared to accept NO responses to my offer.

>> No.8724867


Where in the city will you be?

>> No.8724868

you are really breaking a little girl's heart here ;-; </3

>> No.8724871

>I'm not saying be my full time maid

Well, then fuck off.

>> No.8724873

fanime sucks since there is always that preacher man spouting about the furries going to hell in front of the convention center

at least that man hasn't been hanging around the university anymore

>> No.8724877

I lived with someone from /jp/ and another guy from /tg/ who also lurked /jp/ for a year. It was a lot of fun. I didn't know they were from 4chan until after we moved in together. I'd be willing to do something like that again.

>> No.8724879

Well, if this is gonna be a meetup/con thread, is anyone going to be at either Anime Central or Anime North? We should >meetup

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>> No.8724882

>this thread
Am I really in /jp/?

>> No.8724884

You can just find a normal girl, doesn't have to be from /jp/.

I actually Have been in a few abusive relationships, two in highschool and one my freshman year of college. My middle gf was with me for two years and I did beat her, yet she stayed with me. I think she really liked it as well. Ended up moving myself out of state for uni, so I had to leave her. Her parents ignored her, so I could relate. I think that's why she stayed with me regardless too. Being hit was better than being alone. Third gf was only with me for two months and that shit didn't really fly. I also had an internet fling deal for around the same time that messed up for similar reasons.

saging and hiding thread, because I don't want to start a "normalfag XD" accusation shitstorm.

>> No.8724885


>there is always that preacher man spouting about the furries going to hell in front of the convention center

Holy shit that's funny

>> No.8724891

I have an essay due tomorrow that I haven't started yet

>> No.8724892


I'm taking the train in, so I guess near Kino and all that?
I'm not to sure, really. I've only been to the city twice.

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>You can just find a normal girl
No. They don't want a NEET lifestyle. They're also not /jp/ neet that needs help.

>Have been in a few abusive relationships, two in highschool and one my freshman year of college. My middle gf was with me for two years and I did beat her

Jesus, no, man, you got it all wrong. I'm not like that.

>> No.8724896

I would go but I have classes tomorrow.

>> No.8724897


Yeah you just want to stab her and chain her in your basement

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>> No.8724902


I do not lift

>> No.8724903


Are you guys talking about this Ran?
That's milk's boyfriend? Really? What proof do you have that he's a /jp/sie?

>> No.8724905
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No... It's not like that.

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Whoops, forgot image

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Even I've done that.

>> No.8724915

Jesus fuck take this shit to >>>/cgl/

>> No.8724917

I have to be in NYC tomorrow, too. We can meet up in the afternoon. I'll be in Midtown Manhattan. Please give me your e-mail.

>> No.8724918

Town bicycle.

>> No.8724919

Don't you guys feel extreme anxiety and ankwardness in cons?
I think I wouldn't be able to go to one, not even overdosing in my anxiety pills.

>> No.8724925

Oh gez, is that what happens in cons?

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>> No.8724929

It was, strangely, really not awkward at all.
Especially considering I was wearing a skirt and whatnot.

>> No.8724936

I don't think I have the courage to do that ;-;

>> No.8724937

I've been on /jp/ for a while now and I've heard her name, but who exactly is milk?

>> No.8724940

It's disgusting, don't bother. Overpriced, fat people that smell, 6/10's who are worshiped by the ugly people, approached by girls who want 30 dicks in them by the end of the day, ugh.

It's a modern form of masquerades and orgy mixed together. They all dress up as anime characters and have sex with each other in costumes. If you want to showcase something you have crafted, take pictures and your own website. The scummiest of people are the ones that go really.

>> No.8724943

Where do you live? Or better yet, what convention are closest to you?

>> No.8724951

I live in Florida

>> No.8724952

>have sex with each other in costumes
I keep looking for evidence of this but so far I haven't found any.

Apparently it's super rampant, though, or so you people say. Maybe I'm just looking in the wrong places?

>> No.8724960

I found nudes of Milk recently. I might post them in a later date.

>> No.8724964

>Sage Anonymous

>> No.8724979

I just want a boyfriend that browses /jp/ too...
Virginity would be a plus, but not a requirement.

>> No.8724983

>Virginity would be a plus, but not a requirement.
I believe that might be easy to find

>> No.8724986


I just want anyone that browses /jp/ as a friend too... but I am like >>8724653 and >>8724670


>> No.8724999

jokes on you, I live in europe and there are probably no one who browses /jp/ in a 350 km radius.

>> No.8725011

The chances that we live close enough to ever meet in person are astronomical, still there is a few of us South Americans in /jp/. And yes, I'm assuming that South America is the only 3rd world shithole.

>> No.8725019

Perhaps, let me see an example of your sword smithing.

>> No.8725021

Central America, but yeah.

I honestly cannot believe that, unless you live like in Malta or something.

>> No.8725037

If I ever got rich, /jp/ mansion would be something I'd like to do. No girls though. Normal girls are more disgusting than your average /jp/ guy already. I don't even want to think about a /jp/ girl.

But since I'm not going to be rich, I'd room with a jpsie.

>> No.8725058

he's not forcing you, but if you want to be one he won't stop you either. he really just gives you a choice, so be thankful. what if he wanted you to be a maid, but you wanted to be a nurse?

>> No.8725063

Why do you guys always want to live with someone?

>> No.8725064

I don't think I'd trust my health or the health of others to a NEET /jp/sie.

>> No.8725067


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>> No.8725076

Touché, good sir. Sounds like a /jp/er, all right.

>> No.8725083


Wow, i have to thanku so much 4making a complete fool of yourself. My friends and i havent laughed so hard about such stupidity for a while. Here u are running down Malta and u probably havent even been there. And the funniest thing is that you are talking 2 a toy robot based on the most ridiculous and fake information we have ever heard. Guess your not that popular seen as though u have had only 505 views in how long? haha U need 2 get out of ur fake little spaceship and start travelling 4 real

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>> No.8725101

Is that a toothpick?

>> No.8725107
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say that to my face fucker not online and see what happens

>> No.8725112

This thread makes me wish I still had my own apartment. I would definitely let a /jp/sie NEET off me for a month or two, just out of curiosity into the situation.
the only rule would be you would have to drink.
I'm not NEET, but I still don't have any friends, and would let someone live on my couch for a while, pay for their food and necessities, only provided they would give me good drinking company.
I think I might try this once I get a place again.

>> No.8725120

I'll be going to Fan Expo in Toronto in August.

>> No.8725122

>pay for their food and necessities

How exacty is a neet supposed to do this

>> No.8725124

Unsure if I can do that. Toronto's 4 hours away, and I'm not 100% sure I'll even be that close then. Alas.

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Your shitty "sword" looks like shit and you are a poor excuse of a swordsmith. I'd rather buy a 35 dollar "authentic" katana from a mall stand than take your toothpick sword for free.

>> No.8725126

He (the host) will pay for the /jp/sie NEET's necessities. I would do it, since I hate drinking when alone as well, but yeah, shithole country, blahblah.

>> No.8725127

I don't think it really counts as swordsmithing if it's made of wood anyways.

>> No.8725128

Looks more like a letter opener.

>> No.8725129

Where abouts do you live?

>> No.8725132

No, you guys would intimidate and bully me.

>> No.8725135
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You're damn right I will.

>> No.8725136

SE Michigan.

>> No.8725139

Me too.

I wouldn't want to come in contact with any /jp/ers though.

>> No.8725145

Well for the record I myself am an hour north of Toronto.

I have never known anyone that has anywhere near a "power level" as myself and probably never will ;_; Probably too adjusted for /jp/'s standards anyways

>> No.8725153

Pff, it's not like I'm some sort of awkward autist. But whatever, you sound like a dick anyways.

>> No.8725159

I love how all of these "find a friend" threads on /jp/ always die with no one ever finding/meeting anyone throughout their entire existence.

>> No.8725167


As if anyone serious offered in the first place

>> No.8725170

Sorry, I'm an awkward autist.

>> No.8725183

Oh, I see. I suppose I got that a bit backwards then, didn't I? Sorry about that.

>> No.8725192

I found someone once. It didn't end well.

>> No.8725194

Well tell us a tale ol' chap.

It's not like we have anything better to do.

>> No.8725195

Please tell me what happened.

>> No.8725202

Everyone probably already has friends and such.

>> No.8725213


>Everyone probably already has friends and such.

Thanks for the laugh.

>> No.8725217

Well hurry up and finish typing (you better be doing this), you got us all excited now.

>> No.8725222

I don't have any friends. Not even friends from /jp/.

Please be my friend, anon. I just want to talk to you sometimes, even if it's only for a few minutes per day. I get lonely too. My email is in the email field. Please don't spam it. ;_;

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Nah you're a fag. I bet you're just fishing for pathetic looking emails from a poor, gullible /jp/sie so you can show them to all your friends and have a big laugh.

You are the scum of the earth. I hope you die.

>> No.8725233

omegle /jp/ was really fun.

>> No.8725234


or maybe not this

I'm too scared to send an email with a real account and too autistic to set up a throw away account and let go of the fear that someone mean might read the email and try to bully me.

>> No.8725236

That's pretty damn autistic bro.

>> No.8725238

I-I would never do that! Please don't be so mean, anon. I would never post anything you sent me. I'll make sure to always trust you if you can trust me just this once. Please, anon? ;_;

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I don't email fags like you, so no can do. I hope my warnings reach other /jp/sies so they don't fall for your coddling, apologetic sweet talk.

>> No.8725251

I've actually considered something like this for a while.
I'm sadly normal enough to hold a pretty decent job that could support two people no problem (cover rent/utilities, buy food, etc.). It'd be nice if the person could contribute something to the arrangement (like autism bucks or cleaning the place), but I'd be happy to just have someone to talk to about things I can't talk to the rest of the world about on occasion.

>> No.8725260

Don't get your hopes up, nerd. I've posted my email before and nobody bothered emailing me.

>> No.8725265

If you want a friend just join a gang.

>> No.8725271

Go on omegle right now and type /jp/ as an interest. Find a /jp/sie.

>> No.8725272

I tried that earlier and got scary normals

>> No.8725273

clic three time the button if it says no common interrest found.

>> No.8725282

I think it would be nice to share a place with a /jp/sie, so long as their dislike for people wasn't incredibly extreme.

They would have to contribute some money to running the household, though, through autism bucks or a job.

>> No.8725286

Though, as an addendum, I'm not aware of any other /jp/sies who live in Australia, so perhaps this is just a faint dream.

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I found someone from /jp/ right now

You and the stranger both like /jp/.

You: Sup anon
Stranger: Hi
You: How goes it?
Stranger: ....
Stranger: Hmmhmm
Stranger: Uh huh
You: So
You: Listen to any good 2hu arranges?
Stranger: yeah
You: Lemme hear em
Stranger: wait
Stranger: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogQ_Vdsmohg
You: Neat
Stranger: Hehehe
Stranger: I'm scared bye

Such is life

>> No.8725294

You could always room with Aaeru.

>> No.8725296

Who is that?

>> No.8725297

As long as she keeps her virginity, I'll allow it.

>> No.8725298

ohime-sama of /jp/

>> No.8725304

fun fact: I've only spoken with alpha jpsies that motivated me.

>> No.8725316

congrats on the marriage

>> No.8725318

I will fucking kill you

>> No.8725320



>> No.8725321

SE michigan?
You might be perfect for my experiment.
how would you feel about a free place to live and eat, provided you drank your free alcohol and yelled a lot?

>> No.8725326

What city?

>> No.8725335
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>"Con in the link is probably for some big city on the west coast"
>It's Pittsburgh

...I live in Pittsburgh.
I've never been to a con though as I always thought it would be full of faggots.

Do I dare?

>> No.8725336

(this is the same person, right?) I think there's at least a dozen or so australian /jp/sies.

Aaeru lives in australia?

>> No.8725338

>Aaeru lives in australia?

>> No.8725339

Yes, both of those posts were me. Sorry if it seemed ambiguous.

>> No.8725340

I don't handle emotionally dependent people very well; I have enough baggage of my own. That and I generally assume all the jpsies in my area are whiny spoiled Chinks with mother and/or sister-related inferiority complexes.

>> No.8725344

>whiny spoiled Chinks with mother and/or sister-related inferiority complexes.
Where do you live?

>> No.8725348

West Coast of North America.

>> No.8725352

I-I live in Australia, but I doubt you'd want me ;_;

>> No.8725355

That depends, anon, where do you live and what are you like?

>> No.8725357


Me too, but I already have a pretty sweet deal going because Centrelink gives you fucktons to go to uni.

And I have a girlfriend

>> No.8725359

Add one to the count.

>> No.8725361

I live in that inconspicuously wide area too!

And as fate would have it I am a quarter Japanese and have mother and/or sister-related inferiority complexes!

>> No.8725365

I live in Seattle. It's a nice place to be, especially so if you spend a lot of time inside.

>> No.8725366

>mother and/or sister-related inferiority complexes!
What does this even mean

>> No.8725369

Not a clue, but it is what the other anon said.

>> No.8725372

I wouldn't mind if it was a female /jp/sie.

>> No.8725373

Obviously it's an inferiority complex that's either related to a mother or a sister.

>> No.8725374

in NSW. But I've been sickly lately (multiple hospital trips) so it really wouldn't be much fun needing a stranger to take care of me~

The welfare system here is pretty great, I've able to take it easy for a while now.

>> No.8725375

>I live in that inconspicuously wide area too!
I didn't want to be more specific, for fear of having my illusions dispelled.

Clearly you have not spent enough time with spoiled Chinese kids. Or yeah, this >>8725373

>> No.8725383

Oh, what a shame, I'm in QLD.

I actually have a thing for taking care of people, so I wouldn't mind so much as long as you're cute.

>> No.8725385

>west coast
>whiny chinks
so you live in vancouver?

>> No.8725387

I hope I can some day. I don't think I can ever move away from this place if I don't have a roommate to help at first while I look for a job.

Oh well. Not like it matters when I'm going to be homeless and killing myself soon, right?

>> No.8725388

Well. There are women on /jp/... but they are all straight, so no.

>> No.8725392

But I'm a lesbian.

>> No.8725393

Yep. I figured it wouldn't be that hard to guess, if you're familiar with the area.

>> No.8725394

How does that happen?
They're just women.
Is it different on the west coast?

>> No.8725399

Even if you are I'll never believe you ;_;.

>> No.8725402


I live in QLD too, yay!

But as I said before I'm straight and am doing fine already.

>> No.8725404

one of my friends is a whiny chinese guy, he hates the world and everything in it, especially women.
His dad died a couple years ago.
What area?

>> No.8725405

Chinese mothers are bullies.
If a guy is on /jp/, chances are he is an underachiever.
Therefore it is highly likely he has been bullied by his mother and/or outshone by his sister (and bullied by his mother about it).
Possibly resulting in a complex.

>> No.8725406

Woah, how do I get on this sweet centrelink money?

I'm aware that youth allowance and austudy exist, but I can't seem to meet the criteria.

>> No.8725410


Move from a rural area to the city to do uni and be able to get youth allowance and you will be getting between 400 and 550 a fortnight, 5000 when you first move and around 2000 every semester.

It's good. But rent can be expensive, I pay 320 a fortnight and get 400. So 80 bucks for food a fortnight. Means I can't spend the whole 5000. Which I almost have. New computer, some 40k, stuff for my gf. Being silly with money truly is suffering.

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>> No.8725419

>His dad died a couple years ago.
Sorry to hear that.
>What area?
Isn't Vancouver specific enough? Metro isn't that big.

>> No.8725423

>Isn't Vancouver specific enough? Metro isn't that big.
yeah I guess, can't get much more specific without saying what street you live on.

>> No.8725436

Well, awkward high-five anyways.

>> No.8725438

Probably not as awkward as in would be in person, but alright!

>> No.8725447

/jp/ meet up thread?

>> No.8725466

If I pretended to be a cute, feminine boy, would /jp/ room with me? ;_;

>> No.8725469

I will live anywhere in the area, I've had places in warren, pontiac, flint, the country, and others.
I am a freeter. I hope that the NEET community will accept freeters, we're almost on the same level.
I can take any job and will make money there, I just don't like staying in one place and establishing any relationships.
I can deal with people, as long as I don't have to seriously consider what I have to say to them.

>> No.8725536

>pretending to be cute
That doesn't make sense, man. Unless you're going to wear a mask the whole time.

>> No.8725541

mannerisms, man

>> No.8725573

The boy part should have been what I emphasized in that.

>> No.8725574

How reasonable are these requirements/preferences:
1. Respect privacy, property, and personal space.
2. No house parties, or gatherings of large numbers of people (more than, say, 4).
3. Having guests is fine, as is having your friend stay overnight. Just don't scream for hours fucking at night.
4. No smoking outside your room.
5. Everyone pays their own share.

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>> No.8725593

I'd say even normalfags 30+ could fit those, a NEET from /jp/ would have no problem.

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Anyone in the UK?

>> No.8725705

A few.

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OP here
what have I done, I'll never shitpost again I swear

>> No.8725729

Yeah, me.
These are my standards:

>> No.8725742

I live in the UK!
Except I'm going to be moving in with a different /jp/-kun in a few months, if we manage to save up enough money. Sorry ;_;

>> No.8725951

Who, me? Nah, I'm not a NEET or anything, unfortunately.

Yes, do it! Even if it's not that great an experience, at least you can look back on it and laugh.

>> No.8726601

Alright, I guess I will go.

But it's for like 4 days, so the chance of meeting anyone specific is slim.

>> No.8726620

It's all fun and games until /jp/ starts meeting in person.

>> No.8726654


I'm Australian too, although these posts were 7 hours or so ago. Whatever. I keep offering, Boris are playing Sydney this Thursday night, I'll be there if anyone wants to meetup. Or even if you want to grab a meal or something if you don't want to go to the show, I'll do it.

>> No.8726665

If it weren't for pixiv then I would have killed myself long ago.
It's the best fuel for phantasies you can hope for. All animes/mangas/vns get boring after a while, but imagination is infinite.

>> No.8727227

/jp/ needs a blinkenworld map. That way these threads can finally stop, or at least I can start ignoring them since no one lives anywhere close to me I'm sure.

>> No.8727250

> I really mean no guys, even trans.
>Sorry guys, I don't know if I can reinforce my own rules on a guy bigger than me

I'd say some people on /jp/ are actually physically weaker than a average girl.

Just admit it, you just want to fuck, otherwise you'd allow feminine boys too

>> No.8727465

Met a few /jp/ folks at Katsucon during that VN panel. I remember some of you were worried about customs asking questions about importing your 2D porn and me being the gov guy reassuring you folks that we don't give a shit about your porn.

>> No.8727470

There is absolutely no one on /jp/ from Texas other than me. In fact I have never met anyone who went to 4chan in real life, the only thing close is someone on /m/ went to my same university.

>> No.8727475

Anyway I met one of you guys at Connecti Con last year and it was an alright experience. We just talked about games, the Yankees and that was pretty much it. Thankfully the topic of /jp/, 4chan and the internet was never brought up.

>> No.8727477

Double suicide is too easy.

>> No.8727509


Fuck off, KoG.

>> No.8727567

Any Norwegians in the Rogaland area willing to try something out? I have some saved up money, at least able to live the dream for a year or two.

>> No.8727600

I wished I lived in Norway in the Rogaland area.

>> No.8727613

I am from Bergen.

>> No.8727616

Well I wouldn't mind moving to Bergen, the problem is getting to take a look at apartments (I live in Stavanger).

>> No.8727619

This. Someone make it.

>> No.8727628
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I have tried, but it always falls through because well, I'm really sensitive and it's easy to upset me. I just want to live with someone who won't make me cry, or at least if they do, they will apologize and try to comfort me or make it better. Not someone who wants to make me not be a shut in anymore, either.

So, I guess I will try again. If you live in the WA/OR area of the US, email me if you think you can do this.

>> No.8727655

Would something related to Google maps be ok? I don't have webspace to upload shit to, but remote hosting w/ Google maps works as well

>> No.8727750

Huh, I would not have pegged you for a west coast person.

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Yep, born here and lived here my whole life. It rains so much here that I've grown to love it and I get sad when there is no beautiful sound of rain on my roof.

>> No.8727947

I have mixed feelings about the quantity of rain (I am also born and raised, though on the North side of the 49th). On one hand I love both the rain itself and the vegetation it produces (you're right about the sound of rain on the roof being lovely - even better if it's a tin roof), but unfortunately a lack of sun seems to have an impact on my mood. So I like the rain, but it doesn't like me. I still don't think I could ever permanently give up living here though, there's too much to love.

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Do you live closer to Seattle or Portland?

>> No.8728212

By "North of the 49th" I meant Canada, so Seattle. I like Portland better though.

I'm curious - why don't you ever sage?

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I live closer to Portland. I don't know, just never have.

>> No.8728395
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I have a small, 2-bedroom apartment and I always wanted some company. One bedroom is basically my "gaming" room, but I could easily move everything out of it if you didn't want to share my room.
I live in South California, and am willing to provide free housing and internet (with water and the like being provided free of charge by the apartment complex).
I will not be able to pay for your food, however I do occasionally bring home a lot of food from friends who work in some food-tasting plant. You can have all of that as long as you're willing to fill out a form about the taste and texture.

Anyways, some rules:

1) No women.
I have an irrational fear of women, and I am much more comfortable around males. Having said that, I am not interested in pursuing a relationship beyond friendship and companionship.

2) No inviting friends over without warning.
I hate unexpected company. If you want to bring someone to the place, let me know in advance so I can either prepare or make arrangements.

3) No overnight guests
Nothing more needs to be said. If it's absolutely necessary I'll allow it, but otherwise please try to have
them out of the house by midnight.

4) You must respect fighting games
I 'work' as a professional fighting game player and community representative and refuse to live with someone who does not respect fighting games. I don't care if you're good or bad, or if you spam or turtle, or if you're a stream monster with his own Kappa DansGame poster. As long as you show some respect for the games, you're all-clear in my book. If you play the games, then it's a big bonus.

If you're interested, then send an email to [email protected]

>> No.8728409

Do you leave the house enough to occasionally enjoy the wonder that is Powell's? It's a pretty attractive reason to drag oneself outside, at least from a tourist's POV.

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I've been there once or twice, you need a map to get around. It's pretty amazing for a book store.

>> No.8728560

It is! Well, I think that's that, unless you have anything more to add. Thanks for helping me stave off boredom for a bit!

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I, uh...
I sent you an application if you're serious.

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