Let's chat with other /jp/ers! Go to omegle.com and put /jp/ as an interest!

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Anonymous Sun Mar 18 03:48:32 2012 No.8720727 [Reply] [Original]

Let's chat with other /jp/ers!

Go to omegle.com and put /jp/ as an interest!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 03:49:32 2012 No.8720731 File: 51 KB, 331x331, plsrealicry.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 03:51:01 2012 No.8720740 >>>/soc

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 03:51:31 2012 No.8720736 Ok. Because http://rainbowroad.org:9090/?channels=jp aren't enough right?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 03:54:01 2012 No.8720753 >>8720749 Try again.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 03:54:02 2012 No.8720749 >Omegle couldn't find anyone who shares interests with you

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 03:55:01 2012 No.8720757 I typed in Cock

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 03:56:31 2012 No.8720760 >>8720731 Keep up the good work. Also could you post more of the negatives? I like those.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 03:57:31 2012 No.8720764 >>8720736 Is everyone anonymous in that? Pretty neat. Beats omegle.

>>	Sakura !RAILgUnr8s Sun Mar 18 03:57:31 2012 No.8720766 I'm a little too scared to talk to random /jp/ers.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 03:57:31 2012 No.8720767 >>8720753 I'm scared, sorry.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 03:58:31 2012 No.8720769 >>8720766 Chat in the Anonymous IRC channel, then! It's no different from posting on the boards.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 03:58:31 2012 No.8720773 >Yes >I would do both >disconnects Damn it, you pussy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 04:01:31 2012 No.8720780 I found a lady that was 32/f/pakistan. She called me a nice young boy. it felt good... Maybe how sanae felt being called a good girl. I wish that lady could pat my head too.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 04:09:01 2012 No.8720802 Will we get plenty of H-hi- >your partner has disconnected That would be so moe.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 04:10:02 2012 No.8720806 #jp is not like /jp/ at all.

>>	Sakura !RAILgUnr8s Sun Mar 18 04:11:02 2012 No.8720807 >>8720806 You are correct. I don't even think most of the people in there go on /jp/.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 04:17:01 2012 No.8720825 To the the guy I just talked to for like 15 minutes, you're pretty awesome.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 04:20:31 2012 No.8720829 >>8720825 Thanks, you're awesome too.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 04:26:31 2012 No.8720847 >>8720807 is that you sakura

>>	Sakura !RAILgUnr8s Sun Mar 18 04:27:01 2012 No.8720853 >>8720847 Yes, I am Sakura. (I don't know what you're asking)

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 04:28:32 2012 No.8720856 File: 171 KB, 1280x720, [furzi-Raws] Tantei Opera Milky Holmes 2 - 01 (1280x720 VFR Web x264 AAC).mp4_snapshot_11.41_[2012.01.03_02.09.43].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8720853 hi...

>>	Sakura !RAILgUnr8s Sun Mar 18 04:30:02 2012 No.8720862 File: 96 KB, 1280x720, [Zero-Raws] Tantei Opera Milky Holmes II - 11 (MX 1280x720 x264 AAC).mp4_snapshot_10.58_[2012.03.15_13.41.41].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8720856 Hello.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 04:32:01 2012 No.8720868 File: 126 KB, 1280x720, [furzi-Raws] Tantei Opera Milky Holmes 2 - 01 (1280x720 VFR Web x264 AAC).mp4_snapshot_13.45_[2012.01.03_02.12.38].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8720862

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 04:32:32 2012 No.8720867 Someone just sent me a link to what i belive will be porn. I dont like you guys anymore.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 04:33:31 2012 No.8720871 whoever i'm talking about studying with... you're cute. i like you.

Anonymous Sun Mar 18 04:34:01 2012 No.8720875

This omegle interests feature is interesting. Why do they have to treat me like an impatient normal who wants to ask someone asl asap though, forcing me into a conversation with a random stranger if it can't find a /jp/ match in like 10 seconds? Why can't I just wait until a /jp/er connects?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 04:35:02 2012 No.8720879 Anyone else wishes that we could have a /jp/ little girl pijama party?

Anonymous Sun Mar 18 04:45:32 2012 No.8720903

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Omegle couldn't find anyone who shares interests with you, so this stranger is completely random. Try adding more interests!
Stranger: 14 m
You: are you from jp
Stranger: No
You: I will fucking end you.
Stranger: Us
Stranger: United states
Stranger: What about u?
You: jp.
Stranger: Whats jp?
You: I swear to god dude
You: You're making this so fucking hard for me
Stranger: What is jp
Stranger: Im still wondering
Stranger: How old are you?
You: I'm 17 and so ready to castrate you.
Stranger: Your a girl?
You: Yes.
Stranger: Ok u wanna talk dirty?
You: Yes.
You: You start.
Stranger: Well do u?
You: I SAID YES YOU NIGGER
You: YOU START
You: IF YOU DON'T START I WILL FUCKING HIT YOU
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 04:46:32 2012 No.8720906 >>8720903 >>>/b/

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 04:47:31 2012 No.8720911 >>8720906 I thought it was pretty epic.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 04:48:32 2012 No.8720915 >>8720906 >WOW YOU TOLD A 14 YEAR OLD OFF YOU MUST BE FROM /b/ i really can't argue with that, actually but it isn't true

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 04:52:31 2012 No.8720924 Stranger: hi Stranger: 19 m us bi You: 32 m Italy Stranger: bi? You: Plumber Your conversational partner has disconnected. What's wrong with people.

Anonymous Sun Mar 18 04:55:01 2012 No.8720932

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You and the stranger both like jp.

You: hey

Stranger: hello

Stranger: do you like jp

You: what's that

Stranger: ?????? do u

You: I might what is it

Stranger: it's this like

Stranger: thing

Stranger: like

Stranger: okay

Stranger: say your in a house

Stranger: where everyone hates each other

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: that's jp

You: I think you measn you're

You: mean

You: and I don't really understand

Stranger: okay

You: any day now

You: still here

You: ?

Technical error: Server was unreachable for too long and your connection was lost. Sorry. :( Omegle understands if you hate it now, but Omegle still loves you.

This was horrible. I'm glad we lost connection.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 04:57:31 2012 No.8720936 cam with me

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 05:02:01 2012 No.8720953 >>8720936 I'm looking for video of /jp/ but can't find any. JUST TRY IT

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 05:02:01 2012 No.8720956 To the person that only say "h-hi, um im good" and then disconnected: I will fucking end you.

Anonymous Sun Mar 18 05:03:32 2012 No.8720958

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Omegle couldn't find anyone who shares interests with you, so this stranger is completely random. Try adding more interests!

You and the stranger both like /jp/.

Stranger: who neet here

You: what

Stranger: who neet here

You: what is that

Stranger: c'mon guy work with me here

You: I would if I knew what that was

Stranger: you don't know what a neet is?

You: no

You: is it food or something

Stranger: and you like /jp/

Stranger: we both like /jp/

You: what's jp

Stranger: jurassic park

You: oh

You: don't movie was ok

Stranger: we discuss the tiny details of the movie

Stranger: trade figs

You: figs?

Stranger: buy up props and stuff

Stranger: yeah like dinosaur figures

You: oh

You: don't have any

Stranger: back when they sold them in the 90s

Stranger: sometimes even someone who helped film the movie might drop by

You: I do actually have a dinosaur

Stranger: it's a great place for a jper

You: but it's not jurassic park

You: I think it's from the movie dinsoaur

You: dinosaur

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

This guy was more interesting.

Anonymous Sun Mar 18 05:05:02 2012 No.8720963
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Stranger: Hi!

Stranger: How are you?

You: Herro.

You: Good how are you?

Stranger: soo good ahaha, excellent!

Stranger: frikin great!

You: That's good to know.

Stranger: what are you up to? asl?

Stranger: so tightt.

You: I am currently wearing pink panties on my head, 8/female/japan

Stranger: lol wtf

You: I hear you westerns have big penis

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 05:12:02 2012 No.8720977 I fucking love imas, why did you disconnect immediately? -- Guy that likes Chihaya

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 05:13:31 2012 No.8720979 File: 27 KB, 600x450, 1257501218584.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >mfw i scared of all the /jp/ers

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 05:14:31 2012 No.8720981 >>8720979 Get your ass in here.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 05:16:01 2012 No.8720986 >>8720981 NO. nobody wants to suck my dick. it's not fun

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 05:17:02 2012 No.8720988 >>8720986 Have innocent fun maiden talk then

Anonymous Sun Mar 18 05:17:02 2012 No.8720991

You: 9/f/tokyo

You: asl

Stranger: hi

Stranger: your 9 years old?

You: yes

Stranger: 17/f/usa

Your conversational partner has disconnected.You: 9/f/tokyo

You: asl

Stranger: hi

Stranger: your 9 years old?

You: yes

Stranger: 17/f/usa

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

watta faggot

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 05:21:01 2012 No.8721003 >>8720991 Are you really 9 years old japanese girl?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 05:28:02 2012 No.8721017 Shitposting and metadiscussion: The Novel http://logs.omegle.com/4eaec0

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 05:30:01 2012 No.8721021 >>8721017 Stranger reeks of neo-/jp/

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 05:31:32 2012 No.8721022 I like how this guy said he was 15 but somehow was able to remember something from over 18 years ago. http://logs.omegle.com/47271

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 05:35:01 2012 No.8721031 >>8721021 HE JUST, LIKE, DOESN'T GET IT, MAN

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 05:38:01 2012 No.8721042 So I suffer through 10 minutes of chain disconnecting from "ehey asl??" only to get a /jp/er whose social insecurities cause them to disconnect from me just as quickly.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 05:39:32 2012 No.8721044 oops sorry for not responding i had to go to the bathroom @_@ well thanks for talking have a nice day

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 05:44:31 2012 No.8721050 oh, did your internet automatically disconnect or did you do that? either way, it was nice to meet you. i hope you enjoy your lunch, and good luck with college!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 05:45:02 2012 No.8721053 Awww Spain-anon, I misclicked ;_;

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 05:46:01 2012 No.8721055 >>8721053 ;_; Your Miyako is cute, I liked it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 05:49:02 2012 No.8721065 >>8721055 It was really nice talking to you, thank you so much.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 05:56:02 2012 No.8721079 http://www.mumuplayer.com/-jp-_music Listen to music of other people in /jp/!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 05:56:02 2012 No.8721080 >>8721050 It turned off, thank you for your time anon.

Anonymous Sun Mar 18 06:08:31 2012 No.8721097

You: So just now, I was connected with this random stranger who has a problem with typing out whole words
You: The guy disconnected. Probably can't take the heat.
You: How about you, stranger?
You: Is it hard for _you_ to type out whole words?
You: Are the keystrokes too difficult?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 06:09:31 2012 No.8721101 File: 20 KB, 443x417, 1329032176001.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8721079 Shitty weeaboo music everywhere

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 06:10:02 2012 No.8721105 >>8721101 It's almost as if we're on /jp/.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 06:11:01 2012 No.8721107 >>8721105 I feel so sorry for you if that's all you listen to you. I'm sorry.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 06:12:31 2012 No.8721109 >>8721101 Some aren't weaboo music!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 06:14:02 2012 No.8721115 >>8721107 >>>/mu/ >>>/soc/ >>>/sp/ >>>/b/ >>>/pol/ >>>/gif/ >>>/hm/ >>>/fit/ >>>/vg/

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 06:14:02 2012 No.8721118 Damnit, anon. I just wanted to speak with you a while... ;_;

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 06:15:31 2012 No.8721119 http://logs.omegle.com/104fe

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 06:16:32 2012 No.8721122 I wont post my pictures... but here... http://logs.omegle.com/10dd8

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 06:16:32 2012 No.8721123 File: 18 KB, 132x157, 1327348923193.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8721115 No. I'm going to complain and there is nothing you can do it about it. You can't make me!

Aya Shameful !I4IrJba9Qw Sun Mar 18 06:19:01 2012 No.8721133

Stranger: hi
You: hai
Stranger: m or f
You: why should it matter?
Stranger: well i would like to know somewhat who im talking to
You: You're talking to a person on the internet who out "/jp/" into the search
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 06:20:32 2012 No.8721134 http://logs.omegle.com/fbcb3a don't worry anon, I'll post those bloomers. One day. If drawfags don't do it first.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 06:21:32 2012 No.8721136 File: 217 KB, 500x500, SADLICE.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8721134 Forgot to put Alice image.

Anonymous Sun Mar 18 06:23:31 2012 No.8721143

>You: Oh yeah
>You: finally
>Stranger: damn
>You: Oh man, is it you again, social anxiety guy?
>You: don't leave me alone ;_;
>Stranger: you got it right
>You: why tease me like this ;_;
>You: wait a minute
>You: so, why _are_ you doing this?
>You: when you don't really want to talk with anyone
>You: it's okay, man
>You: relax
>You: you're with a bro here

>Your conversational partner has disconnected.

WHY, social anxiety guy!? WHAT IS IT THAT YOU ARE SEARCHING FOR!? AND WHY CAN I ONLY CONNECT WITH YOU!?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 06:25:31 2012 No.8721148 >>8721122 Post pics

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 06:25:31 2012 No.8721149 >>8721134 That's lewd as fuck

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 06:28:01 2012 No.8721156 >>8721122 stranger, are you in this thread? Please be in this thread for me...

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 06:29:01 2012 No.8721160 >>8721156 Post those photos already.

>>	Aya Shameful !I4IrJba9Qw Sun Mar 18 06:29:31 2012 No.8721159 It's funny, you know most of the time you're not speaking to a guy because they don't ask you if your male or female.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 06:32:01 2012 No.8721165 >>8721159 Interesting theory brosephenae.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 06:33:31 2012 No.8721168 >>8721160 I wont post pictures! I would not mind talking to you more some other time though, maybe then if we get to know each other more I could do something..

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 06:33:31 2012 No.8721169 >>8721156 Yes, email me those photos. I know it turns you on your dirty anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 06:33:31 2012 No.8721171 http://logs.omegle.com/69ec81 So, who's the /jp/er with the secret interests?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 06:35:32 2012 No.8721173 >>8721171 He's probably talking about >>8721017

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 06:35:32 2012 No.8721174 >>8721160 >>8721169 well now I started crying because I don't know if it's really you... I'm so sorry for leaving like that I'm so stupid...

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 06:36:31 2012 No.8721178 >>8721174 >>8721169 >>8721160 They're both me. I just added an email.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 06:37:31 2012 No.8721182 Ah, sorry, anon. It must have felt like I was slugging off all my problems on you, huh? Sorry about that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 06:37:31 2012 No.8721183 thanks for talking, mysterious /jp/sie from new zealand! you were funny, thank you for making me laugh

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 06:39:02 2012 No.8721190 >>8721182 Which Anon were you?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 06:40:01 2012 No.8721192 >>8721021 >>8721017 You're both fuckwits.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 06:42:31 2012 No.8721198 >>8721192 Are you ready to share your interests?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 06:43:01 2012 No.8721201 >>8721198 Flaming retards and shitposters like you. I have other interests, but whenever interests come up in metadiscussion they're just used as ammunition, so I'll refrain from that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 06:44:01 2012 No.8721204 >>8721201 We're all friends here.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 06:44:31 2012 No.8721202 >>8721190 ADHD anon.

Anonymous Sun Mar 18 06:44:31 2012 No.8721203

>You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

>Omegle couldn't find anyone who shares interests with you, so this stranger is completely random. Try adding more interests!

>Stranger: guy looking for dominant woman for femdom roleplay

>Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I want to chat with a fellow /jp/er... why can't I set this up so it waits longer?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 06:45:32 2012 No.8721206 >>8721204 There's at least two people in /jp/ who aren't friends. Your statement suggests an invalid conclusion.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 06:46:02 2012 No.8721210 >>8721204 No we're not

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 06:47:01 2012 No.8721215 >>8721178 I sent you an email.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 06:48:01 2012 No.8721216 I wish I could find a friendly /jp/sy to have a nice chat with. Unfortunately this seems like too much to ask for.

Anonymous Sun Mar 18 06:53:32 2012 No.8721228

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You and the stranger both like /jp/.
Stranger: hi :3
You: sugoi
Stranger: i
You: hello friend
Stranger: want to talk about dicks
You: sure

You: are you wearing pantsu?
Stranger: I don't have one ;_;
Stranger: yes
You: damn
You: don't worry
You: i'll lend you mine!
Stranger: ohh
Stranger: I think i like where this is going
You: you can have it, but please do not use it for lewd things
Stranger: I will not!
You: I am a pure 12 year old girl
Stranger: m me too...
Stranger: we
Stranger: jkblkbkjb
You: h-honto?
You: are you wearing a silly hat too?
Stranger: No.
You: GODDAMNIT
Stranger: .khg;kgjlglghjlhlkj
You: are you okay
You: please respond
Stranger: i-it
Stranger: it's just that I have a hard time t-talking to people...
You: ;_;
You: me too...
Stranger: goodbye
You: please be gentle..
You: nooo!!
You: don't go away
You: i love you
You: say something
You: do you hate me???? ;_;
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 06:57:01 2012 No.8721243 >>8721178 >>8721178 >>8721178 >>8721178 >>8721178 >>8721178 >>8721178 >>8721178 >>8721178 >>8721178 >>8721178 >>8721178 >>8721178 please respond to my email

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 06:57:32 2012 No.8721238 >>8721216 Both the /jp/ers I've talked too have been rather pleasant.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 06:59:01 2012 No.8721246 >>8721238 Can you describe these two /jp/ers? Currently looking for one other Anonymous that I talked with.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 07:00:02 2012 No.8721251 >>8721246 One was Australian, the other wasn't interested in how exactly the Touhou fandom worked.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 07:01:01 2012 No.8721253 >Omegle couldn't find anyone who shares interests with you, so this stranger is completely random. Try adding more interests! Everytime ;_;

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 07:03:01 2012 No.8721256 >>8721123 Does anyone have that picture in full size?

Anonymous Sun Mar 18 07:04:01 2012 No.8721260

>>8721253
Don't worry, I'm also trying anon... we will surely meet.
My last jp conversation

>You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
>You and the stranger both like /jp/.
>You: !!!
>Stranger: wut it do my nig
>Stranger: asl?
>Stranger: u hrny?
>You: 10/f/sdm
>Your conversational partner has disconnected.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 07:05:31 2012 No.8721261 >>8721251 I'm glad that you though I was pleasant to speak with, despite my alienation from Touhou.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 07:12:31 2012 No.8721270 oh nooo, sorry to whoever i was talking to! this is sewing anon, i have satellite and the connection dropped

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 07:14:01 2012 No.8721276 >>8721270 This is Seattle-anon. I thought you were all like "Fuck this dude, I'm out," Which is totally cool, to be honest.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 07:14:31 2012 No.8721274 Shit. This is why I can't connect with /jp/ bros. Too much fucking bots. Can't believe I tried to verbally harass an emotionless bot. Would rather have harassed an emotionless dickslut, but whatever... http://logs.omegle.com/ac36c1

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 07:15:32 2012 No.8721277 NOOOO Why >You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! >You and the stranger both like /jp/. >You: ;_; >You: finally >You: hello friend >Stranger: ;_; >Stranger: ... >You: ;_; >Your conversational partner has disconnected.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 07:17:01 2012 No.8721282 >>8721281 thank you! you were pretty cool too, seattle-anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 07:17:32 2012 No.8721281 >>8721276 For what it's worth, you were pretty cool, sewing-anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 07:33:01 2012 No.8721305 To that Anon I talked to who thinks /jp/ is full of "fat lonely neckbeard virgins or angsty anorexic teen faggots", you got me hooked to Touhou again. Haha, back to trying 1ccing Chireiden for me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 07:53:33 2012 No.8721336 >>8721305 Why people browse /jp/ while elevating themself is beyond me

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 07:59:33 2012 No.8721345 >>8721305 Oh god shut up now I'm embarrassed!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 08:01:32 2012 No.8721347 That was a significantly better experience than I thought it was going to be.

Anonymous Sun Mar 18 08:02:32 2012 No.8721351

...etc...

You: I was really saddened.

Stranger: How/why so?

You: well, the whole thing was climaxing

You: and then it suddenly cut off and started spamming

You: hay cum 2 dis link!

Stranger: oh, that sucks

You: and there's this one guy

You: I know it's a real person

You: but hell, he might as well have been a bot

You: just kept spamming the same lines over and over again

You: I AM AGNUS! KING OF CURRY!

You: I tried to bring it to new directions, seeing as it's just troll vs. troll, but no
You: he was just uncreative and boring.
Stranger: Omegle is a weird and unsettling place

Stranger: I remember spamming zalgo in it in the old /b/ days

You: Damn, I can't remember the last time I went to /b/

You: cant say I want to go back

Stranger: 2008 for me.

Technical error: Lost contact with server, and couldn't reach it after 3 tries. Sorry. :( Omegle understands if you hate it now, but Omegle still loves you.

Fuck. Omegle, you son of a bitch. Sorry 'bout that, NZ anon. Belated Happy Birthday!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 08:15:02 2012 No.8721373 I got an awesome Omegle chat partner. I don't understand what the rest of you did wrong.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 08:17:31 2012 No.8721378 >>8721373 If it was NZ anon, it's because you hogged him.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 08:20:31 2012 No.8721390 Stranger: asl You: 18/F/Gensokyo Stranger: female?(; Stranger: I'm a 17 m Stranger: USA Stranger: you wanna talk dirty?(; You: suck my tranny cock dude Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Anonymous Sun Mar 18 08:23:02 2012 No.8721396
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fun times with my friend
i couldn't save the omegle log because i got nervous and disconnected... so i can't save the log
please read our conversation in pastebin

http://pastebin.com/iGeLZMjr

let's talk again please

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 08:27:31 2012 No.8721401 I can't believe I would actually find a /jp/er on this piece of shit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 08:28:32 2012 No.8721405 >>8721378 Nah, he's an Aussie. Maybe they breed cool people down there.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 08:31:01 2012 No.8721411 >>8721345 Don't worry Anon, I think you were a pretty cool guy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 08:32:01 2012 No.8721413 You: goodnight, then Stranger: Take it easy. i honestly smiled and teared up i love you, /jp/. this is nice.

>>	Youmu Konpaku !MyonHUTINA Sun Mar 18 08:34:01 2012 No.8721415 Why does it only try for about two seconds to match with common interests? That makes me sad, I don't want to talk to random strangers on Omegle. They always disconnect.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 08:37:31 2012 No.8721423 I can't believe I thought I would actually find a /jp/er on this piece of shit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 08:44:01 2012 No.8721432 >>8721405 They do. The Antipodes are great.

1/2 Anonymous Sun Mar 18 08:47:01 2012 No.8721434

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You and the stranger both like /jp/.
Stranger: Hello, fellow /jp/er.
You: Kyaa~!
You: Finally, I'm with an お兄ちゃん!
You: Hello, nice to meet you, Mr. Anonymous.
Stranger: That's an assumption. I could be a tripfag for all you know.
You: I will find that out in a bit, お兄ちゃん!
You: So, what would you like to talk about?
Stranger: Hmm.
Stranger: I'll redirect the question
Stranger: What do you want to talk about?
You: Kyaa~ You're so indecisive, お兄ちゃん.
You: You shouldn't be like that, people will take advantage of you!
You: But well, that's why i like you, お兄ちゃん~
You: Let's see...
Stranger: Is it tough, switching keyboards midsentence?
You: Not really, I'm just copying one word anyway, thanks for your concern, though!
You: So, let's talk about music, shall we?
You: Are you interested in music, お兄ちゃん?
Stranger: To an extent, I guess.

2/2 Anonymous Sun Mar 18 08:48:32 2012 No.8721435

Stranger: I'm not a massive music fan. I did download a fair bit at C81 though
You: Really? What type of music do you like to listen to?
Stranger: Classical, dad/90s rock/pop, 2hu and Japanese shit.
You: Ooh, how diverse!
You: You must be quite intelligent, aren't you, お兄ちゃん?
Stranger: Oh, we clearly have a master of flattery on our hands here.
You: Kyaa~ I'm no such thing!
You: So, what other interests do you have, other than music?
Stranger: I work on various academic crap, I go to the gym, I work on that VN project I find myself a part of and I play TF2 whilst downloading delirious amounts of touhou doujinshi.
Stranger: But enough about me
Stranger: what about yourself?
You: Ooh. Oh, you want to know more about me, お兄ちゃん?
You: Okay, but only after you answer me this question, okay~?
You: Have you recently finished watching Legend of the Galatic Heroes?
Stranger: NO
Stranger: FUCK
Stranger: NO
Stranger: NO
Stranger: NO
Stranger: GOD DAMN
You: Gahaha
You: お兄ちゃん,
Stranger: Are you and I the only people who browse /jp/?

>That's 4 times we met, NZ お兄ちゃん!

>>	mightiyad !T3sAyRan32 Sun Mar 18 08:50:01 2012 No.8721440 O-okay, I'll be there!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 08:50:31 2012 No.8721439 >>8721435 oh man, i ran into nz anon twice, too!! so that makes three people on /jp/.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 08:56:02 2012 No.8721452 I bet I'd end up talking to the faggiest tripfag. I don't even like 2hu games or play VNs that much. I am mostly here because /jp/ has the finest shitposting 4chan has to offer.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 09:00:31 2012 No.8721455 oregon friend, you don't want to talk about touhou? http://logs.omegle.com/a34911 why did you disconnect? maybe it's true and you're just a shitposter... i should've know, because you watch high school harem anime. please die!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 09:03:01 2012 No.8721460 File: 5 KB, 344x138, Ruff.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I ruffed..

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 09:03:01 2012 No.8721462 >>8721455 Talking to shitposters in person is so annoying, I got ryan in msn and he constanly tries to make me mad with thinly veiled troll opinions

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 09:03:01 2012 No.8721463 I role played a 10-year.old Japanese girl named Kuso with some chess coach. It was pretty fun. I don't know if he really bought the act or just played along.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 09:11:02 2012 No.8721477 >>8721455 You seem like a nice guy. I would've discussed touhou with you, even as a shitposter. If he just disconnected because you like touhou threads, the guy needs to learn to take it easy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 09:35:32 2012 No.8721510 Someoneeeee... anyone...

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 09:37:02 2012 No.8721522 >>>/soc/ >>>/a/

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 09:38:31 2012 No.8721523 I can't believe you just ditched me, dutchfriend... ;_;

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 09:39:31 2012 No.8721525 20 years to make a time machine, you're on!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 09:40:01 2012 No.8721527 I really don't know where the fuck you people think you are with these threads.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 09:41:02 2012 No.8721530 Had a great time with Botany-anon. http://logs.omegle.com/74f87f

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 09:46:31 2012 No.8721543 Stranger: 15/F/JP < Stranger: :D You: ... You: Ok. Stranger: ... Stranger: Haha, sorry. > > I figured it would get asked... You: 私はほむらです Stranger: o . O did you use translator Your conversational partner has disconnected.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 09:50:32 2012 No.8721552 Noooo!!!! I didn't mean to close it, the guy who likes youmu and tenshi! Sorry, I was just trying to reopen the tab after copying a link. http://3-me.net/flashdir/hopten/

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 09:51:31 2012 No.8721555 >>8721552 Oh, I see... I wonder if we both join at the same time it'll put us together again?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 09:52:31 2012 No.8721558 >>8721543 15/F/JP awww yeah! "I am fire". Why pick that?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 09:53:01 2012 No.8721563 To the awesome anon who disconnected after I linked them this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBwS66EBUcY, it was cool talking to you. I hope you find your hero and that dare is on for 20 years

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 09:53:01 2012 No.8721564 >>8721558 ほむほむ

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 09:53:01 2012 No.8721565 I came so hard oniichan.... http://logs.omegle.com/26922d

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 09:57:01 2012 No.8721578 >>8721564 あああなるほど

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 09:59:01 2012 No.8721586 >>8721555 Damn it! I want to talk 2hus with you ;_;

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 10:02:31 2012 No.8721591 File: 23 KB, 886x218, please respond.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 10:03:02 2012 No.8721594 >>8721593 NOOOOO THAT WAS ME, I DIDN'T MEAN IT. I WAS JUST SO USED TO SPAMMING ESC.

>>	Powell, Queen of Maid Democracy !!KtLhhldf2DU Sun Mar 18 10:03:31 2012 No.8721593 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You and the stranger both like /jp/. Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Anonymous Sun Mar 18 10:04:31 2012 No.8721596

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Omegle couldn't find anyone who shares interests with you, so this stranger is completely random. Try adding more interests!

Stranger: Obedient 22 male here looking for a mistress. Interested? :)

You: Um...

Stranger: Hm? :)

You: Are you neutered?

Stranger: No

You: When will you take care of that?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 10:04:31 2012 No.8721598 >>8721565 Haha, oh wow.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 10:08:01 2012 No.8721606 Stranger: hi You: hello Stranger: f/m You: m Stranger: f17 You: lies Stranger: wanna trade dirty pics You: no You: bye Stranger: wtf You: º_º Your conversational partner has disconnected. Some people, really...

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 10:09:02 2012 No.8721608 File: 230 KB, 1381x545, Capture.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This thing is dumb

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 10:11:32 2012 No.8721612 >>8721608 >communism >space travel oh you

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 10:13:01 2012 No.8721613 >>8721608 Do you work in SEO by any chance?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 10:14:02 2012 No.8721617 >>8721608 Everyone is there to have sex, not to have actual discussion.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 10:14:02 2012 No.8721618 >>8721612 I need more interests. I'm trying to see how many I can get at once, I'm up to 10. >>8721613 I don't anymore

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 10:14:02 2012 No.8721619 my story about how i sucked a guy off. http://logs.omegle.com/18c2d

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 10:14:31 2012 No.8721615 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You and the stranger both like /jp/. You: hi Your conversational partner has disconnected. ;_;

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 10:15:01 2012 No.8721621 >>8721615 I would have disconnected because no initial capital letter, no punctuation, and "hi" is too casual and friendly. /jp/ should be casual or friendly.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 10:17:31 2012 No.8721624 >>8721621 It tells you to say hi, so I said hi. I'm sorry ;_;

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 10:19:01 2012 No.8721625 >>8721624 If you just do what you're told, nobody is going to want to talk to you ever.

Anonymous Sun Mar 18 10:21:31 2012 No.8721628

This just in!

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Omegle couldn't find anyone who shares interests with you, so this stranger is completely random. Try adding more interests!
You and the stranger both like /jp/.
You: I am from /jp/
Stranger: Good morning
You: I come in peace
You: Good evening.
Stranger: Let us sex
You: Yes we should.
Stranger: Indeed
You: How do we do that?
Stranger: Well, you see
Stranger: you unzip those trousers of yours
You: Please explain further.
Stranger: are they unziped?
You: Yes.
Stranger: ok, pick up the nearest figure you have
You: You lost me.
Stranger: The nearest figure to you
Stranger: or a sharp pencil
Stranger: either one
Stranger: got one?
You: Can you repeat that again?
You: You lost me.
Stranger: Grab a pencil
You: Ponos vagoo?
Stranger: IT EATS THE POOPOO
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 10:21:31 2012 No.8721629 >>8721619 Fuck you, that's not the story of how you sucked a guy off. 99% of it it's pseudo philosophical babble. Needs more cocks. I had my cock ready, you gonna take responsability now?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 10:23:02 2012 No.8721631 >>8721608 >little girl

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 10:26:01 2012 No.8721633 ITT: /jp/ chides bored teenagers and undersexed normalfags, then does exactly the same things they do.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 10:27:01 2012 No.8721635 >>8721619 i wonder if she was a girl. she didn't ask for asl and the way she talks makes me think she's a girl

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 10:28:01 2012 No.8721636 >>8721635 Gyms don't have unisex toilets do they?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 10:29:02 2012 No.8721640 >>8721636 Yeah, I fucked up on that part; but I also didn't state my gender. I guess she thought I was a guy, though.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 10:32:01 2012 No.8721644 >>8721462 How am I trying to make you mad? I just asked you why is Evangelion so shitty.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 10:56:02 2012 No.8721693 I am too socially awkward to even try this. ;_;

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 11:00:31 2012 No.8721698 >>8721693 You're better off than the people that try to try it but disconnect immediately when they connect to someone.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 11:03:01 2012 No.8721704 >>8721698 I do that sometimes. I find someone from 4chan and get all excited but I don't know what to say so I end up disconnecting out of shyness.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 11:03:31 2012 No.8721702 I cut out in the middle of conversations while you're typing long things.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 11:10:01 2012 No.8721708 >>8721704 It makes me feel better to know that I'm not the only one

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 11:23:01 2012 No.8721735 >You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! >You and the stranger both like /jp/. >Your conversational partner has disconnected.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 11:24:32 2012 No.8721738 File: 38 KB, 865x280, why.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] i somehow expected it to go like this

Anonymous Sun Mar 18 11:26:01 2012 No.8721744

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You and the stranger both like /jp/.

Stranger: Hello.

You: Hi, friend.

Stranger: This was a stupid idea. Everyone on /jp/ is an introvert with social anxiety.

Stranger: This idea would never work.

You: Wanna try then?

You: Let's start off with something...

You: How about this then

You: What do you go to /jp/ for?

Stranger: No. I'm going to go hang myself. Goodbye, friend. You've been good to me.

Don't hang yourself Anonymous!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 11:27:02 2012 No.8721745 >Technical error: Lost connection with server. Sorry. :( Omegle understands if you hate it now, but Omegle still loves you. Thanks /jp/, I finally found someone who loves me

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 11:28:31 2012 No.8721746 >>8721745 I love you, anon.

>>	Powell, Queen of Maid Democracy !!KtLhhldf2DU Sun Mar 18 11:29:01 2012 No.8721749 I had to commit seppuku after playing HoMM3 with someone and I didn't know how to play.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 11:34:01 2012 No.8721756 http://logs.omegle.com/901b9f I wonder.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 11:39:01 2012 No.8721764 >Omegle couldn't find anyone who shares interests with you ... And yet I was too tired to notice until after the conversation. I think I confused a normal slightly.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 11:44:02 2012 No.8721773 >Omegle couldn't find anyone who shares interests with you This is too scary. Not that /jp/ would be any better.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 11:45:31 2012 No.8721775 http://logs.omegle.com/b9cf4 Why?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 11:46:01 2012 No.8721779 >>8721775 Should have said "please respond".

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 11:47:31 2012 No.8721781 Sorry dazzling-anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 11:47:31 2012 No.8721782 >>8721775 lol so random xD

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 11:55:31 2012 No.8721808 Guys... Are you still here? I can't find anyone.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 11:58:31 2012 No.8721820 >>8721808 I'm trying, but I keep getting people that don't seem to have any relation to /jp/. Shit's scary.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 11:59:31 2012 No.8721823 >>8721820 >Omegle couldn't find anyone who shares interests with you, so this stranger is completely random. Try adding more interests! Every fucking time.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 12:01:31 2012 No.8721827 File: 48 KB, 277x352, 1331793995209.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8721823 We'll find eachother eventually. Hopefully.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 12:07:03 2012 No.8721841 File: 31 KB, 426x462, marisaugh.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Technical error: Lost connection with server.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 12:20:01 2012 No.8721871 >Your conversational partner has disconnected. Why...? I'm sorry if I'm offending you.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 12:40:01 2012 No.8721923 And then I had a nice conversation with another /jp/er, after about a dozen tries.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 12:41:01 2012 No.8721929 Why did you leave me Stranger? ;_; I was just about to open up to you.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 12:43:01 2012 No.8721933 >>8721929 I'm sorry ;_;

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 12:44:01 2012 No.8721938 I'm sorry, lurker anon. My PC locked up and when I did fix it you were already gone...

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 12:52:01 2012 No.8721950 Stranger: Don't think. Stranger: Feel. Your conversational partner has disconnected. ..... Why. ;_;

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 12:53:01 2012 No.8721951 I wish that it would continue searching and not give up just to find some normal person instead.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 12:53:01 2012 No.8721952 >>8721950 Because you were typing and I hate you.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 12:55:01 2012 No.8721959 >>8721950 It's ok he was a subhuman from /v/, /a/, or /mu/

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 13:01:01 2012 No.8721971 To the dude who starting talking abot sewing dresses to me, I'm sorry, my connection went down

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 13:03:32 2012 No.8721976 File: 218 KB, 380x380, 1328526215926.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You know you're a redneck when you're too anxious to talk to socially inept strangers on the internet.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 13:04:31 2012 No.8721981 bumpu

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 13:07:31 2012 No.8721990 Stranger: Hello You: Hi Stranger: Talk to me Stranger: open yourself to me You: >open yourself to me You: suck my cock dude that's gay Stranger: no u You: no u Stranger: uno mother fucker I win suck my cock now

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 13:11:31 2012 No.8722001 >>8721990 lol

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 13:11:31 2012 No.8722003 COME BACK YOU PUSSY I DIDN'T FINISH FUCKING YOU

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 13:17:31 2012 No.8722020 The 16 / f thing is just a joke right? I don't want to get in trouble.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 13:18:01 2012 No.8722023 >>8722020 All girls here are probably 21/m

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 13:18:31 2012 No.8722022 >>8722020 Just make sure that the Stranger you got connected to shares the interest.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 13:20:01 2012 No.8722030 somebody talk to me

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 13:21:01 2012 No.8722035 >>8722030 I would if I could.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 13:22:01 2012 No.8722037 >>8722035 my only interest is /jp/

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 13:23:01 2012 No.8722042 >>8722037 Same thing here, but I keep getting normals.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 13:24:01 2012 No.8722048 >>8722030 post your email ^_^

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 13:25:02 2012 No.8722049 File: 83 KB, 720x720, 1286880219507.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Good night Stranger, I hope we meet again some day.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 13:26:02 2012 No.8722050 I keep getting the weirdest matches > You and the stranger both like niggers, food, britain, children, and fantasy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 13:28:01 2012 No.8722059 >>8722055 Being a NEET is not a good thing.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 13:28:32 2012 No.8722055 Just wanted to thank the Stranger who helped me find some ways to reach NEET status.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 13:33:01 2012 No.8722072 File: 267 KB, 600x600, 1311345273593.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Thanks for playing "Don't count to 30" with me anon... I am really grateful.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 13:35:01 2012 No.8722081 Please don't disconnect without talking with me... I'm not going to hurt you! I promise!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 13:36:31 2012 No.8722082 >>8722072 No problem, friend.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 13:37:01 2012 No.8722091 > You and the stranger both like faggotry, jews, BEER!, P, niggers, ===D, Aliens, random, V., children, 4chan, GHOSTS!, Doctor Who, food, N.E.R.D, faggot, Manga, and Wine. > Your conversational partner has disconnected. How does that even happen?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 13:38:02 2012 No.8722093 >>8722091 Oh god that sounds scary.

Anonymous Sun Mar 18 13:48:31 2012 No.8722126

>Hmm, I'm not sure for the moment... I have many series that I like, but my favourites are all incomparable to each other
>But Mawaru Penguindrum was probably the latest anime to really make me wish for the next week's episode to come sooner

Oh god I'm so sorry my internet sucks
Please leave some sort of method to contacting you

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 13:50:02 2012 No.8722141 Some /jp/er believed me when I replied to their asl of 13mAZ. I don't know what to think now.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 13:51:31 2012 No.8722145 It's not worth it, I had to go threough countless "asl? asl? xD" to get to talk to a /jp/er, then when we connected he told me to suck his cock.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 13:52:01 2012 No.8722153 >>8722126 princessofthecrystal@gmail.com Or find me on IRC, rizon #jp.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 13:53:31 2012 No.8722154 >>8722126 I thought that I just said something horrible. ;_;

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 13:54:01 2012 No.8722161 >>8722072 >>8722082 By the way, if you have a Steam account, I can add you on it. You seem like a nice person~.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 13:54:01 2012 No.8722162 >>8722145 So far I've had one guy that was real fun to talk with, and the other one claimed he had aspergers and just decided to leave at some point. I keep getting people with other interests.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 13:54:01 2012 No.8722163 It's okay /jp/, I forgive you for not being ready.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 13:55:31 2012 No.8722168 File: 98 KB, 760x703, ching chong.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why don't you guys respond to my memes?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 13:56:01 2012 No.8722177 >>8722168 >this stranger is completely random

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 13:56:32 2012 No.8722174 >>8722168 This is actually very funny if you genuinely didn't understand how this works and/or read the second line.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 13:56:32 2012 No.8722175 >>8722168 You exemplify everything wrong with /jp/.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 13:58:32 2012 No.8722192 >>8722153 Hey, you aren't me! ;_;

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 13:59:02 2012 No.8722199 >>8722168 That stranger sounds like a bro.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 13:59:02 2012 No.8722203 >>8722163 Aah, thank you...

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 14:00:02 2012 No.8722211 File: 62 KB, 817x525, 1331610840914.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I made a friend. I made a friend last time we had these threads, too. You can do it if you try.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 14:02:02 2012 No.8722226 >>8722153 >>8722192 Well, why don't you post something that I said from our chat, and some info, and I'll add the correct person

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 14:04:02 2012 No.8722244 > Omegle couldn't find anyone who shares interests with you

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 14:05:02 2012 No.8722246 >>8722226 We were discussing Madoka, you recently watched it and really liked it. We we're talking about Homura the most, I think.

Anonymous Sun Mar 18 14:08:02 2012 No.8722258

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You and the stranger both like /jp/.

You: I fucked you're touhou

Stranger: I'm sorry

Stranger: Did you like it?

You: she was rough

You: like sandpaper

Stranger: Uhh,

Stranger: Sorry

Stranger: my fault

Stranger: forgive me

You: Are you a little girl too

Stranger: y-yes

You have disconnected.

I got nervous

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 14:08:31 2012 No.8722254 >>8722162 If you want more conversation, post some contact info, I can't sleep after all and I'm having the same experience.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 14:11:01 2012 No.8722268 File: 245 KB, 949x1027, 7a848e1cd42da6c6cf8ebf4a884a7549..jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hey "guy who went to pick up his injured sister" i had an awesome chat with you you are awesome you should try listening to korpiklaani

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 14:11:32 2012 No.8722264 >You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! >You and the stranger both like /jp/. >Your conversational partner has disconnected. Why?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 14:12:32 2012 No.8722271 >>8722264 I don't want to talk to you nerds.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 14:13:32 2012 No.8722277 >>8722199 What did he said?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 14:14:01 2012 No.8722283 >>8722281 Tsun-nonymous~

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 14:14:31 2012 No.8722281 >>8722271 >It's not like I want to talk to you or anything!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 14:16:31 2012 No.8722287 >>8722277 He played along mostly and made a Japanese - Dutch pun. Moe means 'To be tired'. So he said 'Slaap' which means 'Sleep'.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 14:16:31 2012 No.8722288 >>8722254 Are you the cool guy that likes his KE-ions? If so, do you have steam?

Anonymous Sun Mar 18 14:17:01 2012 No.8722292
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Stranger: ...

You: u liek jp?

Stranger: I...

Stranger: It's not that I like it or anything!

Stranger: I just

Stranger: Ahh...

Your conversational partner has disconnected

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 14:18:01 2012 No.8722295 >>8722292 Moe!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 14:20:01 2012 No.8722302 Some /jp/sies are kind of anxious about chatting. I should have expected. I also encountered one shitposter/spammer...

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 14:23:01 2012 No.8722311 >>8722288 Yes, it's me. Strong nuclear force and all. Unfortunately not, but I'll have to get it quite soon for a game I've received. Here's an email for your trouble.

Anonymous Sun Mar 18 14:30:01 2012 No.8722333
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I don't think you know who you're talking to, you little shit.
This is MY board, and I can post whatever the fuck I want. You're only here because I LET moot rename it "/jp/ - Otaku Culture", and if I ask him, he'll delete this board so fast your head will spin.

All I ask is that you show me some respect when I'm the one letting you shit my board up with touhou, which by the way, I'm not even a fan of.
So yes, I AM above your pleb rules.
Don't believe me, ask moot himself.
Go ahead, ask him right now.
I'll be here all day, on MY board, posting what I want to post.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 14:31:32 2012 No.8722334 I... I think I've made a friend. Right?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 14:32:01 2012 No.8722339 File: 82 KB, 610x357, 1331204440866.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You: Hello! You: How are you doing today/night? Stranger: Go fuck yourself Your conversational partner has disconnected

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 14:32:31 2012 No.8722340 >>8722334 if you were talking to me, I.. I hope so

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 14:32:31 2012 No.8722341 >>8722334 yes... we are friends now... forever... I- I must go! I can't take this anymore!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 14:34:01 2012 No.8722348 Technical error: Server was unreachable for too long and your connection was lost. Sorry. :( Omegle understands if you hate it now, but Omegle still loves you. :(

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 14:35:32 2012 No.8722351 >>8722311 Alright, I've sent you an e-mail.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 14:36:01 2012 No.8722357 Giving a shoutout to the lonely poorfag east/west of me

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 14:36:31 2012 No.8722356 >>8722341 Aww, just when it was getting interesting... ;_;

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 14:37:32 2012 No.8722360 >>8722356 I'm sorry. It was too much for me. Maybe I can email you if you wish, when I gather more courage? My friend... I may be departing soon...

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 14:39:01 2012 No.8722368 >>8722360 Ah, I see... Please do~

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 14:39:01 2012 No.8722369 File: 24 KB, 500x432, con.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] what an interesting conversation

Moe !TRONurrVj. Sun Mar 18 14:39:31 2012 No.8722366
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I don't think you know who you're talking to, you little shit.
This is MY board, and I can post whatever the fuck I want. You're only here because I LET moot rename it "/jp/ - Otaku Culture", and if I ask him, he'll delete this board so fast your head will spin.

All I ask is that you show me some respect when I'm the one letting you shit my board up with touhou, which by the way, I'm not even a fan of.
So yes, I AM above your pleb rules.
Don't believe me, ask moot himself.
Go ahead, ask him right now.
I'll be here all day, on MY board, posting what I want to post.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 14:42:01 2012 No.8722376 to the kind anon who broke into my room sorry about omegle breaking -_- well we had fun.. if you have an email ill email you!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 14:42:31 2012 No.8722374 >>8722369 it was a pleasure chatting with you

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 14:42:31 2012 No.8722375 File: 29 KB, 396x495, ebin.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8722369 X:.---DDDDD

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 14:43:31 2012 No.8722379 >>8722368 Wait, I think something went horribly wrong here. Are you me?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 14:44:01 2012 No.8722383 >>8722381 Oh, I must be mistaken then. I thought that guy was talking to me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 14:44:01 2012 No.8722384 >>8722379 Hm, maybe two different conversations ended at the same time. Tea?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 14:44:31 2012 No.8722381 >>8722379 I don't get it?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 14:46:01 2012 No.8722392 >>8722384 noo not him. im the anon you shared tea with ;_; email me..

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 14:46:31 2012 No.8722389 this thread and the conversations I've had on omegle have confirmed /jp/ is the most socially awkward collection of people.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 14:47:01 2012 No.8722397 >>8722389 If you can get passed to social weirdness, they really are (almost) all nice people

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 14:49:51 2012 No.8722407 >>8722397 I get too nervous and just say "please respond" out of reflex.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 14:52:50 2012 No.8722417 This is awful.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 14:55:50 2012 No.8722429 >>8722311 Did you fall asleep? ;_;

Anonymous Sun Mar 18 14:59:51 2012 No.8722441

I talked to you some minutes ago...
We were friends... Even if I had no experience... I wanted to be with you.
Sorry for disconnecting. Maybe we can talk again? Email me, my friend.
I- I just couldn't take it for much longer on that chat... But, perhaps, we can meet again...

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 15:02:20 2012 No.8722446 File: 3 KB, 400x116, words.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 15:04:21 2012 No.8722455 >>8722446 Anti-aliasing/subpixel rendering/hinting too mainstream?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 15:04:50 2012 No.8722454 >>8722429 Sorry, was in the bathroom. Just sent an email, going to sleep now.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 15:06:51 2012 No.8722460 You: Hello.. Stranger: I LOVE YOU You: Aaahh?! You: I..Uuumm...What?? Stranger: DAISUKII~ I..Youre very nice, /jp/!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 15:06:51 2012 No.8722462 I am going now. Please respond, my friend. I hope we meet again...

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 15:07:50 2012 No.8722467 >>8722462 Are you the tsundere that talked with me? If so I guess you can use this email to contact me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 15:09:50 2012 No.8722481 >>8722389 I think this thread is very endearing.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 15:09:50 2012 No.8722482 >>8722467 I am not a tsundere! Hopefully we can talk later... I am going for now. My friend.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 15:11:50 2012 No.8722492 File: 46 KB, 456x355, 34b2bccac09b97a072859929aa6b7a08.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8722454 Until tomorrow then! Good night.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 15:14:20 2012 No.8722504 I tried and got nobody

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 15:15:51 2012 No.8722507 >>8722504 Keep trying, eventually you will find an autistic stranger to have an awkward conversation with.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 15:16:50 2012 No.8722513 >>8722507 every conversation I've had ends on an awkward silence where I just quickly disconnect and look away.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 15:17:20 2012 No.8722522 Whenever I connect with someone not from /jp/, I send soushitsu in kanji to them. They usually automatically disconnect; it is quicker than actually disconnecting yourself.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 15:20:22 2012 No.8722529 I just told someone my life story. Godspeed, literature guy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 15:22:22 2012 No.8722533 >>8722522 I sometimes amuse myself by putting things like 白ぶた帰れ into question mode.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 15:24:22 2012 No.8722539 Well, I think I've done my good deed for the day, later /jp/

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 15:25:22 2012 No.8722546 This shit keeps disconnecting, goddamnit shit connection

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 15:26:23 2012 No.8722552 >>8722529 It was a nice story, good luck with your degree.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 15:27:23 2012 No.8722554 Must've connected to a hundred different people and Omegle still cannot find someone that shares my interests for /jp/ ;_;

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 15:28:23 2012 No.8722561 >>8722554 I'm sorry, it's just that i'm talking with a really nice person and it's taking a while...

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 15:31:23 2012 No.8722570 Guy who was a magical girl who could only manifest abilities in R^3 with shitty power restrictions, I'm sorry I disconnected - my internet connection wavered and I timed out. Leave a contact if you want to talk more, but you probably don't.

>>	prostate stimulation man Sun Mar 18 15:32:23 2012 No.8722576 the best conversation in AGES! i hope you post your trap pics someday. we wont dissappear man, we will always be here.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 15:37:25 2012 No.8722598 I'm sorry music-anon, technical problem again.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 15:39:25 2012 No.8722606 I just had a conversation with a very nice man, who said he was a med student If you see this, remember, youre not boring, youre wonderful! Dont talk about yourself like you were!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 15:40:25 2012 No.8722611 File: 53 KB, 578x276, 576586589.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >get tired of being paired with normals, have only /jp/ as interest >add Touhou as interest to broaden the possibilites >get this Fucking Mokou fags.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 15:41:25 2012 No.8722614 >>8722611 typical mokou lover

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 15:42:25 2012 No.8722615 >>8722611 >>8722614 Samefaaaag

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 15:42:25 2012 No.8722618 File: 39 KB, 981x221, Capture.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Where are all the aspies?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 15:44:26 2012 No.8722623 >>8722618 Talking with other aspies, obviously.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 15:46:26 2012 No.8722632 >>8722615 actually it wasn't, but alright.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 15:50:29 2012 No.8722646 File: 36 KB, 1099x212, Capture.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This is too hard /jp/, I don't want to talk with normals.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 15:55:29 2012 No.8722661 I would talk to some more /jp/sies, but I really must be getting to sleep. maybe tomorrow

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 15:56:29 2012 No.8722669 File: 52 KB, 248x273, 1331184381158.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] it's sad that the simple fact that I like Kogasa is enough to single me out.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 15:56:29 2012 No.8722671 >>8722618 >>>/a/

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 15:59:31 2012 No.8722682 >hey >asl >hey >asl >hey >asl >hey >asl Fucking hell

Anonymous Sun Mar 18 16:07:32 2012 No.8722711

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You and the stranger both like Boris.

You: Fuck yeah boris

Stranger: looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

Stranger: nerd

Stranger: I mean I'm a nerd too

Stranger: but like

You: Problem, little girl?

Stranger: high five

You: Totally

You: What's your favorite album

Stranger: Boris is such a nerdy band

Stranger: mmmmmmm

Stranger: I mean Pink is the obvious answer

You: Obvious? I would hardly say that

Stranger: I think Akuma is pretty good too

Stranger: nah Pink is totally the marquee album

You: I would agree that it was their breakthrough, but generally people find another album they enjoy more

Stranger: only Boris fans think that

Stranger: for most people it's just Pink

You: You're absolutely right

I thought you guys might appreciate this.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 16:11:32 2012 No.8722734 Most of the conversations go absolutely nowhere. Or I just have bad luck

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 16:12:32 2012 No.8722737 File: 69 KB, 601x459, 346437547.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] /jp/ writes really bad. I can't stand talking to some of you guys sometimes.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 16:16:34 2012 No.8722752 >>8722737 please respond

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 16:18:34 2012 No.8722766 >Omegle couldn't find anyone who shares interests with you, so this stranger is completely random. Try adding more interests! Is anyone else still trying?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 16:19:34 2012 No.8722770 >>8722766 I am.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 16:20:34 2012 No.8722777 >>8722766 I can't find the courage, sorry.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 16:22:35 2012 No.8722796 >>8722766 Keep trying, there are other /jp/s out there. It takes long for all of us, though.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 16:23:35 2012 No.8722803 You guys are all boring, none of you like the things I like. Our only common interest is little girls, and games with little girls in them.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 16:23:35 2012 No.8722804 File: 16 KB, 683x811, words.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I thought this was interesting enough to post in its entirety. Thanks for the memories again, mystery anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 16:25:35 2012 No.8722817 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You and the stranger both like little girls. ｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗ

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