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Former 4chan janitor here. I heard you guys had some kind of fetish for us, anything you wanted to know about the job? Things I won't do:

- reveal identities of other janitors / mods
- post a link to the login page (and my username and password don't work, anyway)
- reveal my own identity

Shoot. I got an hour to kill.

>> No.8719496

post some more sexy ass sinks

>> No.8719497

How is it like handling shitposts?

>> No.8719501

Would you suck my cock, dude?

>> No.8719499

What's team 4chan's stance on zionism?

>> No.8719506
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8719506

You mean this?.

>> No.8719508

Could you see IPs?

>> No.8719509
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>>8719496
For you.

>>8719497
It's pretty annoying. Worse than it is as a user. You keep deleting shitty posts, and they keep getting posted! After a while I just deleted shitty threads and ignored shitty posts.

>>8719499
Three or four of "us" are Jews but it's definitely not the majority of us.

>> No.8719519

>>8719509
>>8719509

Where did you hear about our fetish?

Do you like /jp/? Are you a regular posted?

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8719518

How does the thread deletion work, do you just click a check box and hit delete?

>> No.8719515

>>8719506
No commento.

>>8719508
No, only mods can see them. Usually if someone would keep posting the same thread / image I'd just talk to a mod about it on IRC. There's usually one or two hanging around, but most of the time janitors save it for the worst shit.

>> No.8719524

Janitors on /jp/ have always been small time

I only deal in administrators

>> No.8719521
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>> No.8719529

Do you have any stories of other janitors going out of line or blatantly abusing powers for their own benefit?

Why aren't you a janitor anymore?

>> No.8719530

How many pictures of cats in sinks do you have.

Could you possibly stop posting text and instead just post cats in sinks

>> No.8719535

If I were a janitor I would spend all my time just deleting Tokiko and Ryan's posts. I wouldn't get tired, I would love it.

>> No.8719536

-Hiragana/Katakana captcha
-Disable tripcodes
-Ban words like shitpost, metathread etc.

Talk with 4chan Team and make my wishes come true, thanks.

>> No.8719537

Are you guys seriously believing on the OP's lies? Jesus /jp/ I thought you guys were better than that

>> No.8719538

Did you get fired or did you quit?

Also... are you a /jp/ regular?
Because if no... get out

>> No.8719540

>>8719518
There's a special page that lists reports. It shows a thumbnail of an image, the post attached when you click on it, and it shows the number of reports and what the reports are for. You can sort reports by board, number of reports, and kinds of reports. Though the checkbox + delete works too.

>>8719519
One of my buddies told me. I don't usually go here, I don't like Touhou lol.

>>8719529
I quit because I just got stressed out from it all and had too much going on in my life. No good stories, sorry :(

>>8719530
About 30. I just think they're funny.

>>8719536
Send moot an email. You have as much influence as I do.

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>>8719521
>Sion

>> No.8719544

>>8719536
Which part of "former" you do not understand?
Get out of /jp/ neo-/jp/er.

>> No.8719549

>>8719544
I don't see anything wrong, don't get mad.

>> No.8719550

>>8719540
>>8719540

Are you a woman

>> No.8719553

>>8719549
>U MAD U MAD U MAD? XDDDD
GET OUT

>> No.8719555

>>8719550
No.

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>>8719540
pastebin says it's an addon

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>>8719553
Are you okay?

>> No.8719561

>>8719555
SICKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK TRIPPPPPPPPPSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

>> No.8719568

>>8719559
>Coooltop post
Someone's jealous that they will never be a cute boy.

>> No.8719570

>>8719559
https://www.4chan.org/reports

Yup, this is sure a browser extension!

>> No.8719574

Do I get the chance to suck m**t's cock soon?

>> No.8719574,1 [INTERNAL] 

Oh yeah, and the tripcode I'm using is ##dickrider

>> No.8719581

>>8719555
how do you feel about getting complimented on your sick trips? cuz damn nigga those are some sick as HELL trips

>> No.8719582

>>8719555

How fast do janitors usually respond to spam and raids? We get raided a lot here sometimes. We ourselves don't try to cause trouble since we're afraid of stepping outside our board's safety. We want a meido that can protect us from other boards.

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>>8719582
I commanded the pig raid earlier

>> No.8719590

>>8719582
I just delete shit as I saw it on my board. I wouldn't spend all day on 4chan, but if I didn't have anything else to do I'd usually get to stuff pretty quick. It's also really helpful when people say "janitors: [thread]" in #4chan or something like that to give us a heads-up.

>>8719574
Can you make it to London? If so, yes!

>> No.8719603

What kinds of things does moot look for on the janitor application? I've heard they're just for show and he actually only hires people he's met in person and feels he can trust.

>> No.8719604

>>8719590
>It's also really helpful when people say "janitors: [thread]" in #4chan or something like that to give us a heads-up.
Do you like it when people make threads saying "MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" and linking to threads they think need to be deleted?

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>>8719570
I knew I should have signed up for that gold account.

>> No.8719599

>>8719590
I meant in the figurative sense, as in, applying for janitorship.

>> No.8719615

>>8719603
That's moderators, and I don't really blame him for it.

This thread is hard to believe, it really boils down to "ask a former janitor anything"

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8719622

No, I'm the real janitor.

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>>8719622
>utorrent
>MSN
>hp pavillion
>league of legends
>skype
>some other redunant music shit
>windows explorer
>chrome
>spanish shit everywhere

>> No.8719640

>>8719631
>spanish shit everywhere
That's portuguese, genius. You must be americunt.

>> No.8719641

>>8719603
A moderator also happened to be a close friend of mine. He asked me if I wanted to be a janitor one day.

>> No.8719642

>>8719631
>redunant music shit
>Foobar

>> No.8719645

>>8719642
I'm talking about the icon next to Steam.

>> No.8719649

>>8719622
4chan is not your blog, reported.

>> No.8719651

We need a wordfilter on /jp/ with these on the list:

- shitpost
- shitposts
- shitposting
- 2hu
- 2hus
- which2hufuk
- autism

>> No.8719659

>>8719645
Often times people use Foobar for listening to music and iTunes for syncing their iPods.

>> No.8719663

>>8719659
>itunes
>ipod

Why?

>> No.8719668

>>8719631
>utorrent
The best torrent(Old version)
>MSN
And?
>hp pavillion
Alright
>league of legends
Fuck off
>skype
And?
>some other redunant music shit
Your mom
>windows explorer
Fuck off
>chrome
Ok
>spanish shit everywhere
And?

In other words, you are a faglord.

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8719674

Why the fuck would anyone want to be a janitor?

I could understand if you got paid, but it's a shit job with no rewards aside from an inflated e-peen. I'd rather be an actual janitor cleaning toilets.

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>>8719651
shitpost is bad, shitposts clog jaypee daily, i love shitposting, 2hu is a shit game though, so id on't like jaypee that much, but the 2hus are cute, and btw, which2huwudufuk? i've got autism, lol.

>> No.8719671

>>8719663
For listening to music when you're not at your computer. It really can't be that hard to deduce that on your own, can it?

>> No.8719682

>>8719669
Pure /jp/.

>> No.8719687

why were you fired?

>> No.8719689

>>8719671
>when you're not at your computer.

When is this?
>>8719668
fuck off spaniard

>> No.8719684

>>8719668
I hope you were just pretending and not a real janitor

>> No.8719686

>>8719674
I'd like to be a janitor. Just for the satisfaction of deleting spam.

>> No.8719695

>>8719689
When you're shitting, dummy.

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>>8719663
For listen to music while i fuck your mom, now fuck off nerd.

>> No.8719705

>>8719682
sankuberymach i'm still a shitposter in de training, but getting complimented, and even associated with an entire board? I;m flattered

>> No.8719707

>>8719604
That's nice, too.

>>8719687
I resigned. It's rare for people to be fired, and if they are, it's usually for shit like never logging in. I was just too overworked and stressed in real life so I decided it would be better to get rid of one more responsibility. I kinda miss it... kinda don't.

>> No.8719710

How idiotic do you have to be to mistake Portuguese for Spanish? That's like mistaking Swedish for German.

>> No.8719712

>>8719693
>nerd
look where you are, roidhead.

>> No.8719731

>>8719710
but dey r teh smae

>> No.8719724

>>8719712
Maybe you're not ready for the ironic /jp/ hour.

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>>8719674
I would have kept you all in line with the power of my autism, had I been given the chance.

>> No.8719734

>>8719693
posting from your mom

>> No.8719745

>>8719663
You can't sync your ipod with anything besides itunes unless you got rid of its default OS.

Functionally itunes is fine except for one drastic fault, that it doesn't play FLACs (since after all your ipod by default won't play them either), however I just use foobar for that. I get flac whenever I can find it, but this is apparently not possible for a lot of music, so essentially I have two libraries that are somewhat redundant.

>> No.8719753

>>8719710
spanish is jajajajaja and portugese is hausehasheusahuSHAEUHhsuaeasuEHUW

right?

>> No.8719756

>>8719753
Wrong, it's huehuehue
Also BR?

>> No.8719758

>>8719745
You can sync iPods using a foobar extention, but it doesn't work with new versions of the iOS. I use an iPod Classic 160 GB so I'm able to use the Foobar extension.

>> No.8719759

>>8719674
I like /jp/, I don't like people spamming it. I've come here long enough to understand what is to go here and what is not, and long enough to know that there must be slack in judgement.

and apart from OP here if he really was a janitor once, there is no e-peen to be had.

>> No.8719770

>>8719745
>You can't sync your ipod with anything besides itunes unless you got rid of its default OS.
But I've been using floola for years.

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>>8719753
>>8719756

>> No.8719786

>>8719753
spanish is yo cojo tu culo portuguese is eu como teu cu

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>>8719777
>>8719777
SICK TRIPS!

>> No.8719799

>>8719777
>>777
>>777
>>777
>>777
>>777
>>777
>>777
>>777
>>777
>>777
>>777
>>777
>>777
>>777
>>777
THREAD DERAILMENT IMMINENT

>> No.8719794

>>8719777
DAT BAKA

>> No.8719796

>>8719789
If I were the janitor for /jp/, you and your friends would be gone.

>> No.8719807

>>8719796
Booo booo
Get anal fisted.

>> No.8719803

>>8719796
GOOD THING YOU'RE NOT
AHAHAHHAHA
PATHETIC WEEABOO FAGGOT

>> No.8719810

>>8719803
YOU SHOWED'EM BUDDY

AND TO THE WEABOOS: czechem!
YOU MIRING? YOU JE:LLY?

>> No.8719811

>Getting worked up over sevens
You need to be the number 1 not 7.

>> No.8719808

u"r thoughts on plsre 2hus?

>> No.8719809
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>>8719777
EBIN FUGGGIN TRIBS BRO

>> No.8719815

>>8719811
>number 1
>11
Well played

>> No.8719818

>>8719810
Fagglet
>>8719811

>> No.8719820

rolling

>> No.8719826

>>8719821
fucking number 1 bro

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>>8719796
Go on nerd.

>> No.8719821

>>8719815
wnat to play? look here

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>>8719796
You'd be happy if this place was like auschwitz, huh

>> No.8719824

>>8719777
BR-ian.

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That feel when you can't get dubz.

>> No.8719829

>>8719759
You obviously haven't been here long enough to realize /jp/ doesn't need a janitor.

We regulate ourselves just fine, it's only because the janitor tries to suppress the shitposters that they shitpost so vigorously. It's also because he deletes the only interesting threads on this shitty board since they're "off-topic". Fuck the recycled 2hu threads.

>> No.8719836

>>8719823
Yes I would, because the holocaust never happened.

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>>8719796
If I were your father I'd ground you for a week.

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>>8719823
I sure would!

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>>8719836
How dare you deny the sacred truth and eternal authenticity of the Holocaust? HOW DARE YOU? It's like you're murdering 6 million of my people a second time! I have reported this hate speech to the authorities. You bigots simply cannot be allowed to deny the established historical fact of the curelty suffered by the Chosen People.

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