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Three 2hus are trapped in a burning building and you only have time to rescue one. How do you choose which one to save?

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Which ones are trapped?

>> No.8713278

>>8713273
>>8713273
>>8713273
>>8713273

>> No.8713282

>>8713273
It could be any of them. How do you decide?

>> No.8713283

I'm weak, I have to cut my losses and save the smallest one.

>> No.8713292

I grab all their hats.

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>>8713282
I'd save the loli

Is how I would decide, but there could be more than one loli, so I'd have to think of something else. It's too hard unless I know who I can pick from.

Or I could just say Flan because Christmas wings

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>>8713269

The one that isn't Mokou or Kaguya.

>> No.8713299

All of the youkai and more powerful humans will easily survive something as minor as being in a burning building.

I'll find a weaker one, and help them to safety, if possible.

>> No.8713304

The first one I see.

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The usless bunny

>> No.8713311

[x]genuflect

>> No.8713334

I'm from the internetz, i can save them all at the same time.

>> No.8713337

SPOILER ALERT:

CIEL LIVES

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>>8713337
leeet

>> No.8713362

I grab the hats and let them respawn from them after they're safe outside.

>> No.8713369

>>8713269
I SAVE ALL THREE OF THEM AND SACRIFICE MYSELF

>> No.8713380

Which three?

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Condition:
Not a youkai
Not someone who is capable of using abilities to escape

Hieda Akyu

>> No.8713386

>>8713269
The first one I see, obviously.
I can't just run past a person so I can save a different one, because I like that other one more. It wouldn't change even if the closest person was a fat whale of a neckbeard, and the other two were touhous.
...well, ok, I wouldn't be able to lift and carry out someone so fat, but that's the only reason I'd pass on them. Honest.

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>>8713386
Normalfag detected.

>> No.8713438

I let them all burn.

>> No.8713450

>>8713438
Yamaxanadu is taking notes warmly.
Black.
When you go to Gensokyo you'll reincarnate into a nameless stage 1 spirit blob.

>> No.8713455

>>8713450
whatta fuq does that nerdbabble even mean? I could care less about it.

>> No.8713479

I can't take this seriously. They can all fly.

Realistically I'd take the one who can't save herself by flying, teleporting, haxxing her way out. Only touhou I know who fits this bill is Akyu. The rest can fend for themselves.

>> No.8713486

I will save them all or die trying, but I'll make sure that each one I save, I'll get them safely out of there. A touhou dying is a terrible loss.

>> No.8713487

Cock sucking contest, dude.

>> No.8713488

It really depends on which ones are in there because some 2hus would be fine or even better off without my help.

>> No.8713492

I go sit in a corner and cry like a loser because I am not manly enough to save women from a burning building.

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>> No.8713507

There's like, a dozen separate issues with your situation that renders your question completely meaningless

The only answer I can think of that would even be of any consequence would be to try to save Yuyuko (who is already dead so what the fuck is this) and die in the process, hopefully earning some kind of ghostly immortality for trying to save a DEAD GIRL HOLY FUCK THIS IS DUMB

>> No.8713515

Alice of course. House fires are an exellent way of breaking the ice, expecially betrween two people who are not entirely sociallable.

>> No.8713521

Akyuu, Maribel, and Renko. The other touhou should be able to escape with their own power.

>> No.8713520

>>8713515
>exellent
>expecially
>betrween
>sociallable
Maybe you shouldn't have turned off that spell-checker.

>> No.8713524

Id save them all. An Ex fireman isn't a failure like you guys only able to save one.

>> No.8713527

>>8713520
Only the last one came up. My mistake, I was typing to fast.

>> No.8713531

>>8713520
Too bad he doesn't have a retard-checker.

>> No.8718354

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>> No.8721533

Dude, you are telling me to enter a burning building in order to save people who: have control over temperature, can teleport, are immortal, can stop time, can manipulate fate, manipulate natural phenomena, fuel a nuclear fusion plant, are already dead, are Gods, can shoot hyper energetic laser beams, can spray water all over the place, move faster than sound, have legendary strength, etc.

Might as well run away hoping that they don't kill me accidentally when they escape.

>> No.8721539

Let them all burn. Didn't we have this thread alrea... oh.

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