/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

I'm tired of using socks, too poor to use a fleshlight, and too lazy to make a home-made one.

I demand a counsel for ideas be convened immediately.

[Anonymous No.]

It's OK to walk around your house barefoot! Just wear sandals when going outside.

[Anonymous No.]

Time to move on to anal stimulation.

[Anonymous No.]

Using textile weaves is probably the worst idea ever. It's rough and it doesn't feel like it should. Socks also get stuck in your foreskin (if you have it), so it makes it worse.

It should be some kind of combination between plastic and water heat. But not all plastics will do the work. It must be flexible and soft (in every sense).

[Anonymous No.]

>>8711565
What if you happen to have hemorrhoids?

[Anonymous No.]

rubber glove, oil, two pillows

done

[Anonymous No.]

>>8711571
What's wrong with your hand...?

[Anonymous No.]

You could use the rubber glove method..but you still need a sock but it feels better. If being lazy is your issue then I doubt you'll enjoy a fleshlight or some other toy because they require some pretty strenuous cleaup efforts. I've been through about 8 fleshlights because I have a habit of cumming into them and then just throwing it to the corner of my room until the next time I need it which resulted in some grossness growing inside of it.

I would suggest just using your hand or finding a girlfriend. No cleanup required for the latter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8711565
I would if I didn't have feces up there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8711576
Nothing to catch it.

No, my mouth isn't a viable option.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8711594
Rubber glove method?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8711576

No problems with them. I use both them during 'it'. But that's the classic way, and you end getting tired of it sooner or later.

I use to rub the tip only using three fingers and the other hand to grab my sackball. If you haven't tried it, it's worth the try.

If you dare to try anal stimulation, that's fine too. But don't use anything bigger than a finger, you only make that to stimulate your G spot.

Of course, if you are gay and want to simulate something big and hard, well... then you might try something big and hard.

[Anonymous No.]

I fap onto toilet paper. I find the feeling of warm flesh on my sensitive spots to be much better than any sock or fleshlight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8711605
1. Find a rubber glove
2. Defecate into it
3. Put it in

[Anonymous No.]

Just have sex with a prostitute in exchange for a bottle of Tide and a pack of Newports. That's what I do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8711611
>anal G spot

I'm 24 and what is this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8711616
>>8711616

Wow are you serious? Doubt it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8711625
I am deathly serious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8711625
give me a bottle of All and a pack of Camel Menthols and I'll fuck you.

[Anonymous No.]

Last and ONLY time i used a sock.. I had lint all over my shaft, all under my skin.. it was so fucking messy.

All while on cam to some half asian...
the only thing she had to do was put a few ice cubes inside...

I feel like I got the worse half of that deal

The good part is she clamped down on them and melted them with her steaming hot vaginal walls.

Then she was too numb to feel anything.. so she fucked herself with a purple vibrator that was much too big for her. and when she got feeling back... she screamed so loud from the pleasure and passed out on cam <3

tl;dr, socks don't work for me

[Anonymous No.]

>>8711656
>Camel Menthols
If you have to smoke, at least smoke something that doesn't taste like camel dung soaked in mouthwash.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8711673
I used to smoke newports and marlboro smooths, but until marlboro comes out with a crush cigarette like the camel menthol silvers, I'll pass.

[Anonymous No.]

This thread terrifies me.

[SHOWA !umadVa8M4k No.]

>>8711551

[SHOWA !umadVa8M4k No.]

>>8711675
Your point in mentioning she was "half-asian"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8711624
>>>/v/

[Anonymous No.]

>>8711702
Hello nee-chan.

[Anonymous No.]

2 sponges, 1 cup method:

Buy a plastic drinking glass (don't overestimate yourself, or this will end in shame), two sponges (preferably synthetic, since natural sponge will mildew eventually), a box of rubber examination gloves and some lube (dedicated lube, baby oil, even hand lotion - if it's marked as "moisturizing" it should be good, but avoid anything marked "disinfecting" or "antibacterial" as that may contain alcohol and other things not good for sensitive areas).

Lay a glove across a sponge, leave and inch or so of the neck of the glove free. Put the other sponge on top, like a sandwich. Stuff the "sandwich" into the plastic glass; it should be a snug fit. You want the top of the sponges to be flush with the mouth of the glass so that the neck of the glove is hanging out. DO NOT wrap the neck of the glove over the mouth of the glass-- you'll create an air pocket inside and the glove will pop; mess everywhere.

Wedge between mattress and box springs, put your tissues at easy reach, start your porn, lube yourself up, enjoy.

Afterwards, toss the glove with the tissues and wipe down the glass. Wash (and dry) the sponges if you get anything on them.

>>8711675
My captcha seems to think that e-sex is really sad, but the fact that you got to co-masturbate with a half-Asian girl tells me that captcha can go fuck itself.

[Anonymous No.]

>I'm tired of using socks, too poor to use a fleshlight, and too l>azy to make a home-made one.
>I demand a counsel for ideas be convened immediately.

[Anonymous No.]

The walls of my onaholes all broke. Is this fixable or do I need to get new ones?

[Anonymous No.]

>2012
>still not using nipples for masturbation
I can have long lasting full body orgasms (without ejaculating)
also my sex drive doesn't vanish after orgasm so I can just keep going for days

[Anonymous No.]

I take those cheap, thin, see through garbage bags in the shower and fill them with hot water. A gallon or gallon and a half of water sounds about right. And I twist the bag so that its nice and firm and it usually creates two walls you can stick your dick into. Lube up with spit/baby oil/ whatever the fuck and go to town. The warmth, firmness, and pressure of the bag feels hella good! When I'm done I just empty it and throw it away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8711992
Also an alternative to water is to use "water beads", I think thats what they are called. They are squishy but firm tiny balls and you can reuse them a couple of times.

Its awesome cause when you are fucking it its bumpy and massages your dick really good. I need to pick some up soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8711981
Cool story hoebro

[Anonymous No.]

>>8712037
true story

[None !M0E8Ht4ob6 No.]

Home-made ones are shit, I tried that cornstarch one, started falling to pieces as I was thrusting.
Had to hold that shit together with both hands to prevent the pieces falling to the ground till I got off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8711981
This is half true for me. I do happen to ejaculate in some cases which makes my sex drive go down for 2-10 minutes, but the feeling before it is way more amazing than normal orgasms. Recovery time is much faster, and sometimes it doesn't even exist. I would also mention that I can also orgasm merely by thinking about the right triggers or scenarios without doing anything to myself, it tends to be just as good, but it takes effort and mental preparation. I'm glad I tried experimenting in such ways as such orgasms are far more satisfying than most other things I tried, but they are also a lot more work. I'm still looking for a perfect zero-recovery-time method that always works as I hate how my mental state changes so greatly before and after orgasm, I'd rather prefer to be able to switch these ambient mental states on and off at will, not when I'm forced by my biology.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8712226
I feel you

[Anonymous No.]

I use my pillows.

I've used them for years and it feels great, I recommend it to everyone I know.

But I'd imagine it doesn't work with a lot of fabrics and materials.