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If you were to find a portal to Gensokyo, where would you hope the most that it leads to? Alternatively, where would you least hope that it leads to?

>> No.8710102

I hope it leads to a crossroad where I can also choose to take it easy with k-ons.

>> No.8710113

I would hope it leads to the palace of the earth spirits where satori is stressed from trying to take care of all her pets and I'd be able to show up and befriend them all.
Spend the rest of my life living with Orin, Satori and Okku, making them happy and enjoying group hugs while looking forward to mating season, where satori depends on me to satisfy Orin.
All. Night. Long.

I wouldn't really like if it led to Rikako's laboratory since I'm not really comfortable with being experimented on.

>> No.8710143

SDM basement.

HELLO PATCHY
MY NAME IS JAMES
DO YOU SPEAK ENGLISH?
PLEASE DO NOT KILL ME I AM FRIENDLY

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>>8710143
HELLO JAMES

>> No.8710314

I would hope it leads to the Garden of the Sun. Even if I get killed within 5 minutes, it' be worth it. I'm liable to get killed by just about anything in gensokyo anyway.

I'd least hope it led to the hall of dreams great mausoleum since I haven't beaten TD yet and I don't know anyone there, and it'd be really awkward.

Also, it'd be really nice to end up in kourindou. i'd at least be able to tell rinnosuke how to use the outside technology. and he could show me how to pick up youkai without getting killed.

>> No.8710327

Youkai mountain. I don't give a fuck if I'll get killed or eaten.

>> No.8710336

>>8710113

What are you going to do if Okuu gets a crush on you though and gets jealous of you and Orin? How would you handle it?

>> No.8710340

In my fantasies I imagine two portals to Gensokyo being lost in Slovenia. One in Hruševica in the middle of the Karst, another in Trbovlje.

>> No.8710345

>>8710336
Pat her on the head and give her a night tight hug, tell her to take it easy and show me her galaxy cape later because that thing is fucking epic.

>> No.8710359

Why would any Touhous want anything to do with me? Better to just fap to them from the 3d world. And I won't get eaten by a youkai that way.

>> No.8710363

>>8710345

Well, I guess it's better than nothing, but you're still leaving her with a new and confusing feeling of pent up libido that she doesn't know what to do with. That is, after walking in on you and Orin banging each other.

>> No.8710395

I'd hope it leads to the human village.

I'd hope it didn't lead to the youkai mountain.

Either way, I'd bring my bug-out bag and some kind of projectile weapon. Obviously beforehand I would take some kind of gun safety course and learn how to carry, clean and operate it.

It would be like The Zone, but with more women.

>> No.8710413

>>8710395

sometimes I think how cool it would be to have all the equipment from MGS in gensokyo. and it'd be like MGS:Touhou and you'd get attacked by random youkai, and you'd fight them with your guns and they'd think its danmaku until you shoot wriggle in the head and then you're getting chased down by everyone so you have to sneak around the forest of magic and shit. why haven't they made a doujin game like this yet?

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>>8710413
I'd play it.

>> No.8710513

So, which of the Touhou's would I be able to promise a few years of servitude to in exchange for changing me in to the little girl, complete with a fancy hat?

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>>8710513
Beware that the changing process may not work correctly and you may be reborn without a hat. This side-effect, though relatively rare, will leave you mentally unstable.

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>>8710533
How unstable are we talkin', here?

>> No.8710563

>>8710533
Does race or social background factor in to the transformation process?

It'd be cliche as hell if I wound up as a totem spirit

>> No.8710583

>>8710541
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mnIRMXNR6_Y

05:30

You don't remember what happened to koishi when she's hatless?

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>>8710541
Anywhere from uncontrollable mood swings to depression to voluntary seclusion.

Indeed, being the hatless little girl is no better than being on /jp/.

>>8710563
I hope you like feathery headdresses.

>> No.8710626

>>8710585
I read that as "frilly headresses" and was happy for a moment

>> No.8710772

Does anyone in Gensokyo speak English? I guess Sanae should at the very least have some elementary English unless she was a shitty student or something.

>> No.8713275

I hope it would lead to Former Hell just like in mummy man story! Even if I would have to leave that place it would be great to see how does Koishi looks like. Other great place would be in forest close to Rinnosuke shop.

>> No.8716482

>>8710143
lol'd.

>>8710314
>Even if I get killed within 5 minutes.
Don't start with that.

Yuuka won't kill you on sight. She would likely tell you to scram if she doesn't want your company... if you keep pushing her, then maybe she'll kill you.


And I suppose the human village would be a cool place to start.

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