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So, I just humped my dakimakura till orgasm.

After I cleaned myself up, I went back to bed and cuddled with my waifu and experienced massive serotonin and oxytocin highs. I just felt so happy being with her and we cuddled for about a half an hour.

So, tell me, why haven't 3D women been phased out already? It's obvious we don't need them and can easily trick the brain into making us feel good without them.

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We need their eggs.

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>>8703168
>trick the brain into making us feel good without them.
So you are admitting that you're just tricking your brain to feel happy?

also please go back to /v/

>> No.8703181

you need bad things to have better things

>> No.8703189

>>8703168
Why? Leave the real women to inferior males so they keep producing labour while we have master race virtual women. I wouldn't want the dakimakura's market to become much more active and going to waste either.

>> No.8703190

>>8703180
Evolutionary, the brain was supposed to only respond to 3D. So it is a "trick" if we think of it that way.

>> No.8703191

How do you know how some neurotransmitters feel from the inside?

>> No.8703210

>>8703180
Don't be like that, Kinf of /jp/. Joy from real women works the same way: It releases hormones and neurotrasmitters to fool you and make you feel good even when you're logically being injured.
Whatever releases your endorphin works, and brings you the same feeling of fulfillment, and in some ways, being able to do that without a physical mate is surpassing biology laws. Humans should be proud.

>> No.8703213

what a massive faggot

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I don't know if I should be sad or confused.
Why are the /v/ tards blaming women for everything ?

People who like only 2D , they never create such threads or posts , its always a few /v/ tards who got dumped by some girl and pretend they don't care about women anymore.

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>> No.8703224

>>8703215
OP here.

I'm sorry if I came off that way.

>> No.8703225

>>8703168
>>8703210
Why call it 'fooling'? If your brain ended up releasing some neurotransmitters that caused you happyness or sadness or whatever other emotion, it's a genuine feeling, regardless of how it was caused. It can't get more genuine than that. Sure, it could be in a proper context to be more genuine, but that bit of happyness is not less if it was experienced by watching a movie or by talking to a friend or whatever.

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>>8703210
I didn't say guys who love only 2D are bad, its what they like and they are hurting no 1 if they love 2D only.I got no problems with them.

But I dont understand why would people spend/waste their time on making threads about how much they hate women if they don't care about real women?I am 99% sure its the /v/ tards who make 1 thread about how much they hate women and next thread how much they want a cute girlfriend who can play video games whole day with them

>> No.8703230

>>8703225
Because that feeling was meant to bond two humans together long enough to produce and raise offspring.

When you're able to experience these wonderful feelings without their intended use, it is "fooling" or "tricking" the way our brains have evolved.

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>>8703224
oki OP np if you had different intentions.

>> No.8703250

Ko/jp/ is such a piece of shit it's impressive.

>> No.8703251

>>8703230
Evolution has no intention or purpose, it's just "shit happens". If that shit that happens turns out to lead to more reproduction and survival, good. But we're just executing some adaptation that was SELECTED for. It was selected because in some environment it fit some particular purpose. It may or may no longer fit that purpose. Evolution couldn't have made us complex high-level goal/utility/fitness maximizers, instead it just made a few simpler basic drives via motivational system that evolved way long before our general intelligence did (it's there since the reptilian brain), and we're still using it today (in some mutated form of course). Like someone smart said before me: we're adaptation executers, not fitness maximizers.

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>>8703250
Oh did you think , /jp/ is your new /v/ where you can go worship dubs , hate women and everything that you think did affect that you are such a failure ?Someone who truly loves only 2D , would never go post about how much he hates 3D , because why would he hate something he has no interest on.
Please go troll somewhere else

>> No.8703267

>>8703230
>>8703225
What the guy said. Originally intended for reproduction, we can now simulate it into a feeling of pure joy with no restrictions or ulterior motives. And I don't think of "tricking" as a bad thing too, I think it's great. And yes, I know people have been doing this for some time with human relationships, but it usually ends up collapsing one time or another due to the lover's image being not the same as the actual person. With 2D (or whatever), it's just one-sided love, and therefore safer.

>>8703228
Well, I get it. Then please, just think of this thread as a derailed Dakimakura general.

>> No.8703277

>>8703250
Sad thing is that I agree with him for a change: Leave your 3D discussion at the door. Don't ask, don't tell.

>> No.8703276

OP here.

Just wanted to make this thread to share a really wonderful experience I had with my beloved waifu. It wasn't really to hate on 3D women in particular.

>> No.8703291

>>8703251
Evolution itself has no purpose, yes, but life now as it is seens to only want to perpetuate itself. What we mean is that these feelings were selected because it brings humans together, and thus permits our life to succeed. But we created a new purpose for it that brings no advantages to the human as a species, only on an individual level, which is something humans are quite proficient at.

>> No.8703303

>>8703277
Ko/jp/ is the one shitposting though, this thread is a definite /jp/ material but he went all PoTC on it.
His /v/ paranoia is getting out of hand.

>> No.8703299

>>8703276
Don't worry OP. Although you might have enraged some, it brought me joy too (I'm kinda passionate about this), so you're not a loss here.

>> No.8703297

wifu faggotry sucks!

>> No.8703309

>>8703276
Dakimakura are for cuddling. If you want a sex toy then buy a sex toy.

>> No.8703323

>>8703309
I cuddle with it every night. This is probably the second time I've done it in 2 years.

>> No.8703330

>>8703303
this thread is shit and is probably created by an /a/ regular.

>> No.8703344

>>8703330
I only go on /g/ and /jp/

>> No.8703337

>>8703291
I wouldn't say maximally reproducing is that good for humanity either. Overpopulation would lead to lowered quality of life. If anything, keeping reproduction ratios reasonable would be quite fine, as long as we don't stop doing it altogether.

>> No.8703339

>>8703330
Don't kid yourself, /a/ is a normalfag scum.
Not their level.

>> No.8703356

>>8703337
Yeah, but that's a humane, individualist concern. If we're talking about evolution and biology interactions, overpopulation is encouraged so natural selection can do a better job.

>> No.8703366

>>8703339
they love spamming their waifu shit though. just go on /a/ and create a ">that feel when you change your waifu every time you see a nice girls in animes." thread there, then sit back and enjoy your 300+ rage-filled replies.

>> No.8703413

>>8703303
Dakimakuras, yes. Keep the 3D shit stirring out of /jp/.

>> No.8703414

>>8703356
Natural selection is cruel and involves a lot of death. It's also very slow. It's more likely we'll end up solving our problems in a transhumanistic manner in our future than having evolution "figure it out for us" - evolution only cares about who survives and who reproduces more, not what it produces and how much suffering it involves. Morally, evolution is reprehensible. Now that we have reached general intelligence, we should work toward solving our own problems with science and technology instead, if we do happen to fail, I guess we'll deserve our suffering ;_;

>> No.8703428

>>8703366
Just did, they reported and said I was from /v/. Thread not getting a whole lot of attention.

>> No.8703437

All this interboard hostility is so fucking stupid.

Why can't we all just get along?

>> No.8703440

>>8703413
You are overblowing the 3d part of the post. Anon found his 2d happiness with a power of imagination and wonders why people even need anything else. All in all, it's tangentially 3d related.

>> No.8703448

>>8703414
Ah, yes. I did not imply nature was good if we take our ethics in account. I wish we're able to continually manage on our own too.

>> No.8703465

>>8703440
Best to not mention it at all. Anyway dakimakuras I would kind of like one but only if I could find someone to do a custom one.

>> No.8703486

That feel when the only dakimakura that exists of your waifu is too lewd ;_;

>> No.8703488

>>8703465
>Best to not mention it at all.
I agree with you, but at the same time /jp/ has plenty of misanthropy and misogyny going on a regular basis and nobody cares. The problem with this thread is artificial as hell.
And it's fucking killed, derailed and ruined. Sorry op.

>> No.8703490

>>8703428
You're forgetting to occasionaly bump it.

>> No.8703531

>>8703486
Shit me too. Is it possible to make our own?

>> No.8704989

>>8703486
Yeah, I know

>>8703531
Getting custom printing isn't so much a problem as finding a large enough image you like.

>> No.8705011

>>8703486
Who is she?

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