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Tell me about your NEET day, /jp/.

>> No.8694681

I woke up at six am, took a shower, and made some tea and toast. Now I'm posting on /jp/. I started a thread about the Bible and a few people have made positive contributions, which makes me happy.

How is yours going, Anony?

>> No.8694682

Same as every day.

Shitpostin' on /jp/.

>> No.8695400
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8695400

I may have lost 100 bucks so that kinda sucks.
I've been F5ing for the past few hours while waiting for this Chrono Cross OST to finish. Found out in the process that snesorama is dead.
Other than that I'm taking it easy. Might buy some vodka later if I feel like it.

>> No.8695408

i woke up, shitposted some, then publicly burned the bible, quran and few other ``holy΄΄ books. much rage and tears ensued. i made sure to wear my guy fawkes mask to associate the act of religion hatred with the anonymous.

>> No.8695411

Woke up, got out of bed, dragged a comb across my head.

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>>8695408
You, stop this. One is a quotation mark and a diacritical mark, the other is just a diacritical mark. They're not even symmetrical in most typefaces.
LOOK. LOOK AT WHAT YOU ARE DOING AND HOW WRONG IT IS.

>> No.8695423

Woke up around 11 am and I've been sitting here for 9 hours doing nothing in particular.

>> No.8695434 [DELETED] 

>>8695427
it looks better than combining a diagonal and a vertical one.

at least those are both diagonal, and they sort of close off the quoted word from both sides.

>> No.8695432

>>8695411
How do you know when a blues musician is dead? He doesn't wake up in the morning.

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>>8695408
You, stop this. One is a quotation mark and a diacritical mark, the other is just a diacritical mark. They're not even symmetrical in most typefaces.
LOOK. LOOK AT WHAT YOU ARE DOING AND HOW WRONG IT IS.

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8695437

I just ate some ice cream that had nuts in it. I'm allergic to nuts. Time to be uncomfortable for a few hours.

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>>8695435
it looks better than combining a diagonal and a vertical one. that's not symmetrical at all.

at least those are both diagonal, and they sort of close off the quoted word from both sides.

>> No.8695441

Lots and lots of walking since my van got towed.

>> No.8695447

I'm at work.
Am I NEET yet?

>> No.8695449

>>8695441
Have you considered squatting?

>> No.8695450

I really miss times when /jp/ was about neets and taking it easy.

>> No.8695453

>>8695450
We have one of these threads every day.

>> No.8695457

>>8695449
I have been since Friday, actually.

>> No.8695460

Woke up 24 hours ago and been drunk most of the time. 1 CCed IN and ate some pizza.

Not gonna use a single personal pronoun in my post.

>> No.8695475

>who are you quoting
>be homeless as fuck
>place where I squat said he help me get job
>get monitored by FBI
>use friend's bong and walk another 3 miles
>look at anime porn at the library
This is actually my first greentext story. I just need to mask the pain of my everyday life with a little silliness, but at least Cali has weed and good weather and the mother fucking Bloods trying to recruit my homeless ass everywhere.

>> No.8695484

>>8695475
>>look at anime porn at the library
Wasn't there some semi-famous case where a guy got arrested for this? Think it might have been lolicon though.

Don't look at lolicon on public computers, Anonymous.

>> No.8695506

>>8695484
Naw man, there's a lot of heat around me. I've been monitored for a long time.

>> No.8695527

>>8695506
Actually, turns out that child rape is sort of not that rare here in Los Angeles. It's actually pretty scary. I have no idea how I got into this and why I'm harassed for something like this. This illegal tried to get me to fuck her daughter for food stamps!

>> No.8695545

>>8695475
In your own opinion, what touhou do you think the Bloods would like the most

My guess is Yukari

>> No.8695547

>>8695475
>>8695506
>>8695527
You're this guy, aren't you:
http://mi5.com/
?

When did you move to America? Are MI5 still controlling your brain?

>> No.8695563

I skipped school, no food in the house, nobody will take me to the grocery store and now I'm going to waste my time online before bedtime.

I feel guilty about skipping, as usual.

>> No.8695586

Studied then went to get some coffee, the nice young lady at the coffee shop as usual tried to initiate conversation with me but all she got in exchange were my usual unintelligible grunts (why does she keeps trying is beyond me). If I wasn't like this maybe we could be friends or something, that would be really nice.

>> No.8696549
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8696549

It was Heart-Throbbing day during Saturday!

When I was wandering during Saturday gatekeeper of some building allowed me to enter and to see courtyard of that building and to take a lot of nice photos! There was even lake nearby, but that was accident and I wasn't looking for fishing rod! Really Heart-Warming accident!

>> No.8696553

woke up at 4pm

cried in the shower, masturbated a bit, then decided to get on 4chan. Here I am now.

>> No.8697432

I did nothing. I regret nothing.

>> No.8697459

bench 1plate, I'm so proud of myself. That was my starting out body weight.

>> No.8698451

>>8696549
please don't kill me

>> No.8698463

I woke up at approx 6pm, played 10 $1.50 90 man poker tournaments, made $18 profit. Watched an episode of whatever the thing with loli Hibiki in is called. About to go to sleep, it's 10 am.

real fuckin NEETo

>> No.8698877

Some assholes in a chat room talked shit to me for being a NEET today... They called me a waste of space.

>> No.8698884

I got better at racing games.
I'm thinking of making some kind of food that's made with some kind of batter, then fleeing the country since I owe 900 dollars in student benefits, though I should look into getting asperger money.

>> No.8698888

I'm gonna go on an adventure outside to buy battlefield 3, wish me luck /jp/.

>> No.8698890

>>8698877
No such thing. We have a fuckton of space no matter what Zionist "overpopulation" scaremongers tell you.

It's the 21st century. By simply being a consumer your existence is worthwhile. You don't have to *do* anything any more.

>> No.8698891

>>8698888
Be careful.

>> No.8698895

>>8698888

Why...why don't you buy it online?

>> No.8698898

>>8698891
I will, thanks.

>>8698895
I can't right now.

>> No.8698906

http://youtu.be/qomiyFlewCI

>> No.8698915

Well, I just woke up, at 2pm. I couldn't sleep properly because my nose was stuffed and my mom was making a lot of noise.

I did have another worthless dream though.

I was in a posh hotel of some sorts, presumably outside my home country. The hotel room was quite big, with a kitchen and a spacious room. I was bored out of my mind, though, since I didn't have a laptop with me and I couldn't get an internet connection with my phone. Also, I remember that I had to call a taxi for 9:50am to the airport. Fucking clusterfuck.

>> No.8698926

Recently I've been more and more frustrated with my daily life. I spend all day on the computer without achieving anything, or even something that I could remember the next day. My whole day is spent fussing about trivialities.

I just wish I could calm down and break this vicious cycle, and do something, for once.

>> No.8699115

I've got too many things to do. Tomorrow I'm going to buckle down and get one of them out of the way, no matter what.

>> No.8699670

>>8698926
>I just wish I could calm down and break this vicious cycle, and do something, for once.

But first you need to know want you want to accomplish.

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8699877

A woman who started working a few months ago introduced herself to me at lunch today. She seemed awfully cheery. I did my best to avoid her for the rest of the day. I hope she gets the message.

>> No.8699884

The usual grind, I woke up and studied, then I went to work for 7 hours until now.

>> No.8699917

>>8698906
>http://youtu.be/qomiyFlewCI
I forgot about this song, thanks for posting it.

>> No.8700424

Woke up an hour ago just to find out that stores are already closed. Looks like I won't be eating anything today.

>> No.8700534

>>8700424
Do you buy food everyday? Why not just stock up once a week?

>> No.8700556

>>8700534
If I buy more than a few days' worth at a time, it just ends up going bad. I usually have instant noodles and canned food around but not this time.

>> No.8700569

>>8699877
I've been there. I actually just got a new job and it is a pain to teach people that I don't want to talk to them.

>> No.8700566

>>8700556
Try buying a big sack of rice and a rice maker. If you put some furikake on it, it's rather tasty even by itself. If you have leftovers, the next morning you can mix it with green tea and eat it like a soup.

>> No.8700574

I bought groceries then I spent the rest of my day wandering in this shit city because I had nothing better do.

Then I came back home, popped some painkillers and masturbated.

>> No.8700592

The highlight of my day was taking this huge shit and when I cleaned my ass there was blood on the toilet paper. I feel like going again but I'm kinda scared.

>> No.8700587

Woke up at noon, did some yardwork. Felt like going to a Walgreens to develop some film off my disposable camera, but didn't feel like leaving my house after 4pm. So now I'm waiting for my mother to make me dinner.

>> No.8700596

>>8694660
I woke up at 10 AM and called in sick to work. This must be what it's like to be NEET!

>>8694681
Just got a parallel text version of the bible that uses the (English) New International Version and the New Japanese Bible (新改訳聖書). Do you consider that to be a good version?

>> No.8700627

I actually got a job recently. As a sysadmin, sort of. Basically I just sit in a secondary school all day playing Kamidori and reading students' personal emails.
Feels great.

>> No.8700710

I've sent two emails to people whose emails I got on /jp/ in the past week, and neither have responded. I guess I am as unlikable online as I am offline.

>> No.8700720

>>8700566
What else do you guys eat rice with? I always run out of ideas when I'm hungry, so I end up eating the rice by itself.

>> No.8700728

>>8700720
I'm interested in knowing too. Rice by itself is too boring.

>> No.8700723

>>8700710
Since they're /jp/ers, it's more likely they're too shy or can't bring up the effort to write back.

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Autism Detected: This thread has been marked as having high levels of autism-however, due to the high-levels of autism present in the population, this autism has been determined to be negligible to the health of readers.

>> No.8700734

I made a bunch of shit threads and the janitor deleted them all immediately so I left.

So pretty productive.

>> No.8700738

>>8700720
anything, really. Canned tuna or chicken, those microwaveable steamed vegetables, a microwave-scrambled egg....things like that.

>> No.8700742

>>8700627
You should send pictures on your crinkly, phimosis-ridden dick to all the little girls.

>> No.8700748

>>8700742
>phimosis
Joke's on you, I'm cut.

>> No.8700750

>>8700742

WARNING: AUTISM VECTOR DETECTED.

ENSURE TO REMOVE YOUR ANTI-AUTISM SUIT UPON LEAVING /JP/ AND TO PASS THROUGH THE CHEMICAL SHOWER TO REMOVE TRACE AMOUNTS OF AUTISM CONTAMINANTS.

>> No.8700763

>>8700720
>What else do you guys eat rice with?
Furikake is delicious.

Otherwise, I just eat the rice with whatever else I'm having. Rice goes with everything!

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>>8700750
Vector THIS

>> No.8700767

Stop eating rice, you fucking weeaboos.

>> No.8700770

>>8700767
Are you an actual retard?

>> No.8700773

>>8700767
I hate rice. It's a shit food with a shit texture. There are much better "plain" foods. Like tofu. You can eat that shit with anything. I don't eat proper food any more, I just get dozens of packs of tofu and various sauces/spices to mix it up a little.

>> No.8700779

>>8700773
Fucking veganut.

>> No.8700782

>>8700773
Tofu is shit.

>> No.8700784

>>8700779
Not even

>>8700782
It doesn't even have a real taste. How can it be shit? That's like saying "paper is shit" or "water is shit".

>> No.8700789

>>8700767
But anon, I'm a non-Japanese Asian American. Rice reminds me of my happy childhood.

>> No.8700796

>>8700767
Since when is rice a weeaboo food? Better stop breathing little faglet, I hear Japanese like doing that too! Wouldn't want to be a weeaboo now would you?

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8700798

Horrible.

Nobody has responded to a single one of my posts today. I've been posting for 6 hours now.

>> No.8700803

>>8700798
Don't feel bad, anon. Someone will respond.

>> No.8700805

I was feeling, solid and heavy today, like I could kick some serious ass. I took a shit and pissed at the same time and must have dropped around 8% of my weight. Now I feel hollow and lightweight

>> No.8700806

>>8700789
>Since when is rice a weeaboo food?

It depends. Are you eating disgusting dry Western rice that doesn't stick together? Not weeaboo. Are you eating good rice from glorious Nippon? Weeaboo.

>> No.8700810

>>8700784
Because it tastes like glorified paper. Shit texture too.

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>>8700803
No they won't.

They never do.

>> No.8700816

>>8700798
>>8700803
>>8700811
Samefag

>> No.8700820

>>8700798
>>8700803
>>8700811
>>8700816
Samefag

>> No.8700831

please respond

>> No.8700843
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8700843

so /jp/, i just wanted to say goodbye.
i seem to have run out of money, i have been for a while, but today a letter came that they where gonna sue me for not paying my health insurance bill.

On friday, they will come to my house and take claim of possesions or property, but since i rent this place, they will get all my figures and pawn it i guess...

just one of those days huh?

>> No.8700844 [DELETED] 

please somebody

>> No.8700847 [DELETED] 

The most significant thing I've done today is move my PC under the desk, because the PSU cord was too heavy and kept falling out. I'm surprised by how much quiter it is, even though it wasn't load before.

>> No.8700853

>>8700843
What the HELL, you must hide them somewhere!

>> No.8700858

>>8700843
Quick, give it them to your parents! Now's not the time to be lazy. Give everything you care about to someone if you care about it.

>> No.8700860

>>8700847
The words you're looking for are "Quieter" and "Loud".

>> No.8700864

>>8700853
i don't have much friends anymore since i got fired from my job, i allready used all my favours.

looks like i gonna have to find a job.

what a hassle..

>> No.8700870

>>8700860
The words your looking four are "my dik" and "ur as"

>> No.8700872

>>8700860
Jesus.

>> No.8700875

>>8700858
my parent's dont acknowledge me anymore.
i am that deep into being hiki..

>> No.8700888

Spend my last evening online with me /jp/.

Don't leave me hanging..

>> No.8700890

>>8700875
Just pack everything in a box, give it to them, no questions asked. Dude, get your shit together. Rent a storeroom at a warehouse or something, beats having your 10K fig collection pawned.

>> No.8700898

>>8700888
Why, are you dying or something? I'm here with you, buddy.

>> No.8700901

>>8700890
you don't understand. My parents do not acknowledge me being alive. they won't open the door if i am at their house. they won't answer phone calls. when i call through a hidden number they answer, and when i say it's me they hang up.

running out of ideas

>> No.8700908

>>8700901
There has to be somewhere to hide your figurines, or someone you can give them to.
Please anon, do something about it, I believe in you.

>> No.8700917

>>8700901
Sell something quick and rent a place at a warehouse, or one of those things, I don't know what they're called. It's like a room to store your stuff in a commercial warehouse.

>> No.8700921

>>8700901
What the fuck.

What did you do?

>> No.8700925

>>8700917
a garagebox for 14 days is 250 bucks.
I have been buying rice from my last 30 bucks for the last 2 months.

no one would buy anything that i own. i don't have more than this computer, which is pretty much the only reason i didn't off myself, my figures, a bedroll and a ricecooker.

>> No.8700928

where do you live? I'm sure a kind anon would agree to take care of your shit for a while.

>> No.8700930

>>8700921
dropped out of uni, went missing for a while, for like a year going off the grid.
they still think i did drugs or something,
now they are so dissapointed they don't wish to see me, hear from me or acknowledge me being alive.

>> No.8700938

>>8700928
i live in the Netherlands

>> No.8700940

>>8700843
>On friday, they will come to my house and take claim of possesions or property, but since i rent this place, they will get all my figures and pawn it i guess...

You can get a cardboard box, right? Ideally you would get a friend to hold onto them, but you might be able to hide them for a day somewhere else. (A church basement maybe?)

>> No.8700941

>>8700925
>a garagebox for 14 days is 250 bucks.

Wow, that's expensive. I just got one and only had to pay around $60 or $80 for a month for the lowest size, and that's including buying a lock and the silly one-time "administration fee."

>> No.8700943

>>8700940
He most likely doesn't have any friends.

>> No.8700944

>>8700928
what do you mean, like sneak inside a church and put something there?

>> No.8700953

>>8700944
>what do you mean, like sneak inside a church and put something there?

Not just lying around in the entrance, but in a seldom-accessed storage area. A storage closet in any building you're familiar with could work.

>> No.8700963

>>8700953

there aren't that man places i could just go in.
the only legit storage area is where i used to work, but i got fired there so i can't access the premise anymore

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I spent most of the day sleeping with periods of lucidity that I spent masturbating and ejaculating all over myself and my sheets. I am sure I smell like a walking cum rag.

It seems a fairy came and filled my kitchen with food while I was asleep, so I can be grateful for that. I will eat well tonight while I watch some tokasatsu or anime.

>> No.8700968

>>8700843
Put your stuff in boxes and put the boxes in or near a dumpster the night before they come. There's a small chance a dumpster diver will find the boxes, but that seems less likely than that they will be taken if you keep them. Just remember to get them back before the garbage truck comes.

>> No.8700975

>>8700960
>It seems a fairy came and filled my kitchen with food while I was asleep

That's hella cool man.

>> No.8700982

>>8700960
Does the smell of cum turn you on? I've found that it helps in masturbation binges, providing that extra incentive to go on.

>> No.8700993

>>8700963
There are usually certain exemptions from debt collection such as basic household supplies, tools of a trade, and a small amount of cash that you are allowed to keep. You might have to declare bankruptcy to claim these exemptions though. Check your local law.

>> No.8701009

>roll out of bed at 12pm
>listen to music and watch tv streams
>eat baked potato from last night
>let the dogs out to go in the yard
>browse internets
>youtube and apply for scholarships
>chat with online game friend
It is now almost 7pm and the rest of the night will be gaming and maybe practice with my wacom some more.

>> No.8701011

I mentioned not having enough money to buy some PC upgrades that would let me play modern games with my last remaining friend. He said that my student loan should be giving me some more soon. I pretended to not know when the date was.

I hate having to sidestep questions involving university, but telling him I'm a filthy NEET is too much right now. I find it hard enough to believe he still talks to me as is, though even that is becoming rarer and rarer as his job eats up time, or at least I hope it's his job - maybe he's just starting to cut me off.

I wish I had enough money to rent a place with him and play the meido. Cooking meals for the one person I love and making sure he has a nice place to return to after his long days at work. Alas, I'd never be confident enough to even suggest moving somewhere together, even if I did have some form of income that wouldn't make me just a burden, what if he said no?!

>> No.8701017

>>8700566
ah, this is what they call chazuke, isn't it?

>> No.8701019
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I went to a library. It was a "quiet study zone" but there were people tallking the whole time.

>> No.8701047

>>8701009

Who are you quoting?

>> No.8701051

My throat has been hurting terribly all day due to excessive cock suckage.

I involuntarily yawned when I was on the train. Because of my throat being fucked up though, the pain was so intense I started crying.

The embarrassing looks from all the scary strangers around me made me want to not go outside any more.

>> No.8701065

>>8701011
I know that feeling very well. Recently my mom's friend came in when she wasn't home, and she made small talk about some college exam, because apparently it's the time whet colleges all over the country hold exams. I had to lie and pretend I knew what she was talking about and pretend that I applied to it. While in reality I didn't even go to college.

>> No.8701073

>>8701019
why would you even go to a library?

>> No.8701075

>>8701011
>I wish I had enough money to rent a place with him and play the meido. Cooking meals for the one person I love and making sure he has a nice place to return to after his long days at work.

Depending on your personality and looks I think we could arrange something anon.

>> No.8701083

>>8701075

>inivite anon to home to play meido
>gets murdered by meido
>meido takes over home, posessions identity

bad end

>> No.8701095

>>8701073
Because he doesn't want his parents yelling at him at the house.

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>>8701075
I love you anon, alas - you would deserve so much better.

Besides, it's more a case of wanting to be with him than wanting to be a meido in general, he's saved my life as far as I'm concerned. Probably the closest I'll come to loving anyone bar /jp/, but I don't think /jp/ really counts as a singular entity.

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>>8701151

Well fuck you too, asshole.

>> No.8701541

>>8701201
I'm sorry I'm not good enough for you anon. Maybe I'll get another go once I'm dead.

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