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>> No.8693611

>mfw Americans call hoighty toighty tippy typers "keyboards"
>mfw Americans call whimsy flimsy mark and scribblers "pens"
>mfw Americans call wunderbahboxes "PCs"
>mfw Americans call chocolate globbernaughts "candy bars"
>mfw Americans call motorized rollinghams "cars"
>mfw Americans call merry fizzlebombs "fireworks"
>mfw Americans call genocide "Thanksgiving"
>mfw Americans call meat water "gravy"
>mfw Americans call electro-rope "power cables"
>mfw Americans call ceiling brights "light bulbs"
>mfw Americans call beef wellington ensembles with lettuce "burgers"
>mfw Americans call fart tornados "bar mitzvahs"
>mfw Americans call twisting plankhandles "doorknobs"
>mfw Americans call french toast "pussy bread"
>mfw Americans call breaddystacks "sandwiches"
>mfw Americans call nutty-gum and fruit spleggings "peanut butter and jelly"

>> No.8693612
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>> No.8693613

>mfw Americans call an upsy stairsy the "escalator"
>mfw Americans call tossin' the thimble in the tipper "archiving the thread"
>mfw Americans call Montezuma's Revenge "water"
>mfw Americans call gnome magic "science"
>mfw Americans call pip pip gollywocks "screwdriver"
>mfw Americans call Winchester bumbags "briefcases"
>mfw Americans call bobby buggies "police cars"
>mfw Americans call Little Bens "clocks"
>mfw Americans call hosh posh jerpee tosh "lingo"
>mfw Americans call pokey blokey "gay sex"
>mfw Americans call buzzy fuzzy trundlies "electric razors"
>mfw Americans call jolly golly haste wagons "trains"
>mfw Americans call colds-on-the-cob "popsicles"
>mfw Americans call cobble-stone clippity-clops "roads"
>mfw Americans call flippy dippy sinking shippies "submarines"

>> No.8693615

Typical kike.

Note how he tries to turn your white brothers against one another.

>> No.8693620
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>> No.8693624

>>8693615
You've opened my eyes brother.

>> No.8693628

Excuse me motherfucker this is an AMERICAN imageboard made by AMERICANS for AMERICANS and if you don't like it you can take your little trolley back to whatever CCTV monitored message board your American wannabe country has created.

>> No.8693629

>Americans
>ordering crisps
I... uh...

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>>8693615
I don't know what you're talking about, mate. Just a normal British anon here.

>> No.8693638

>>8693612
I wish Cure Piss would suck my cock while making that face.

>> No.8693650

>>8693631
>>8693615
The samefag is strong in this one.

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>>8693650

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