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"Donations are important!"

>> No.8691685

Fuck you Reimu what do I get out of it??

>> No.8691694
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"I told you to donate! now do so"

>> No.8691702

>>8691694

I'll pass I don't even believe in Shinto, I think i'll keep my money thanks, it's better not to waste it.

>> No.8691714

Reimu and Marisa are the biggest hustlaz in Gensokyo.

Fuck.Better hide your cash.

>> No.8691713
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8691713

Recursive joke.

>> No.8691718

Sorry, I'm not a walking wallet.

If you offered some special services in return, however, I just might consider it.

>> No.8691727
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>>8691718
What kind of services?

>> No.8691730
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Donate alcohol. Nothing naughty, though

>> No.8691734 [DELETED] 

Why don't NEETs in Japan ever go to donation boxes at night with bent coat-hangers covered in ducttape to get the money? Do the ricegoblin priests take the money before nightfall or something?

>> No.8691740
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8691740

Please~!

>> No.8691751
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>>8691734

They're too "proud".

>> No.8691755

I'll give you a donation

*grabs dick*

>> No.8691756

I bet you use all of the money to buy those ugly dresses of yours.

>> No.8691761

like dis if u thout of neko miko reimu n_n;

>> No.8691763
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>>8691718
>>8691702
>>8691714
>>8691755
>>8691756
"So you wont donate huh... Fantasy seal !!!"

>> No.8691772
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8691772

Sorry, I don't believe in gods.

>> No.8691778
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sperm donations

>> No.8691780
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>> No.8691784
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Don't waste your money at that old shrine. Give your donations and faith to Moriya Shrine and support the technological advancement of Gensokyo.

>> No.8691787
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>>8691780
"Thanks you vampire! "

>> No.8691791

>>8691784
I would give money to the moriya shrine but whenever I go that slut Sanae insist of paying her otherwise.

>> No.8691799
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>> No.8691805

>>8691784

That reminds me of that fanfic I read a while ago where Kanako brutally murders Reimu and Marisa for the "advancement" of Gensokyo or something

>> No.8691810

>>8691799
she's just borrowing Sanae's PS3 what's the big deal

>> No.8691818

>>8691805
Sounds like fun, do you have the link?

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>>8691805

>> No.8691827
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8691827

If Reimu is so strong why can't she just extort people in the human village into giving her donations? And why doesn't she force defeated youkai to pay reparation money for the trouble they've caused? That way she would never have to worry about donations.

>> No.8691835
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>>8691827
Because Reimu is a good girl

>> No.8691863

>>8691679
she's cute

>> No.8691860
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>>8691827
You thought she was some bullying thief? Too bad! It's just Reimu, the kind-hearted and watchful protector of Gensokyo.

>> No.8691861

>>8691818

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7022541/1/

>> No.8691888
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>>8691861
>This story was inspired by "Gensokyo Archives: Death Files" snuff fic by Azure Xuchilbara. However, unlike that story this one is completely serious, offensive, unfunny, hateful and overall pretty fucked up. But then again, it is subjective. Maybe you'll find the story heartwarming, silly and not fucked up in the slightest. Your mileage may vary.


I might just read that now

>> No.8691889

>>8691805
I think I read part of that. It was pretty shitty.

>> No.8691917
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8691917

>Why haven't you let me in yet!?

>> No.8691931
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>> No.8691943

>>8691917
You're not a fairy

>> No.8691952

>>8691917
The last time I saw this image posted it turned into a huge shitstorm of people arguing if they could overpower and rape reimu pregnant, or if she'd beat you up to steal your house.

>> No.8691967
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>>8691952
I think I remember that. It was around Christmas and the guy arguing for rape and torture and stuff apparently had a basement full of dead dogs.

>> No.8691963
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>>8691943
I don't think you should let those in either. They'll prank you or something, ito be damned

>> No.8691972

>>8691952
>to steal your house.
Houses don't work that way, dude.

>> No.8691973

>>8691943
So? Have a heart, it's freezing out there.

>> No.8691984

>>8691952

It depends if she still had ready access to her spell cards. I mean, if she throws out one of those, pregnant or not, what am I supposed to do? Dropkick her in the stomach or something?

>> No.8691985
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>>8691963
Luna Child will probably break all your stuff if you let her in because she is so clumsy. She's always faling down...

>> No.8691997

>>8691967
no, it was two different guys. I'm looking through the thread on archive right now, and I was the first guy saying I'd impregnate he to make her my property. Then a guy said "No tricks, really?" and another anon took the torch and talked about a basement with dogs. That' kind of dungeon is no place to have a pregnant woman in.

>> No.8691996

>>8691984
Nononono, those were two different sides of the argument. She's not pregnant from the start.
I think she was powerless in that discussion.

>> No.8691999

>>8691997
I could have sworn that was the same guy.

>> No.8692012

>>8691999
Nope. I wasn't the one with the dogs. I started talking in the thread again when I posted about lawful good alignment and people disagreed with me. I didn't know that was the same thread, but guess it was.

>> No.8692013
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>>8691999
we're all a little broken around here

>> No.8692015

I thought myself fapped dry but this talk about Reimu getting unwillingly impregnated is tempting me to fap once more.

>> No.8692027
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>>8692015
I think she'd be a really good mommy.

>> No.8692032
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>>8691861
Thanks. Wow, someone should give that guy a "King of drama" badge.

>> No.8692045
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>>8691861
>"Kirisame, are you with them? I know, you've always been jealous of my power, but trying to murder me is just sick. And you've played a role of such a good friend all this time, you little cunt. Well bitch, I'm not dead yet and I am going to fuck you up!"

SWEARING MAKES YOUR STORY BETTER BECAUSE IT'S COOL

>> No.8692051
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>>8692032
I hope you don't mean that in a good way.

>> No.8692087

>>8692015
Why would you want to impregnate her unwillingly? Wouldn't it be better to impregnate her with complete consent, have a beautiful child, and live a wonderful life together?

>> No.8692104

>>8692087
Willing or unwilling, she'll fall in love with me eventually, so it's no big deal if I'm not liked at first, as long as I have her entirely mine because my seed is inside.

That's just the way I think about it, it may be different for you.

>> No.8692106

>>8691972
I think she could pull it off

>> No.8692116

>>8692106
People have moved houses before.

>> No.8692113

>>8692104
I see what you mean, but I would prefer gaining her affection over time through acts of kindness and just being an over all good friend. It would feel more like I'm worthy of the loe. And on a completely unrelated note, my \/ on my keyboard just broke.

>> No.8692118
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Reimu would probably make a good mom because she has the best attitude while fixing problems in Gensokyo.

Nothing the kid could do would really and truly get to her.

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>>8692051
Drama queer pleases you more? Some parts are, honestly, cheap, especally Utsuho and Satori.

>> No.8692143

>>8692113

What if you were just friend zoned? She would probably need a real hearty and strong man to protect her and her newborn child.

>> No.8692154
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>>8692143
I'd say something like "I don't think rape is the answer", but that appears to be the core of your plan

>> No.8692158

>>8692118
She'd become even lazier and whinier after becoming pregnant. It'd be cute seeing her fan her self and complaining about how hot it is while sitting outside.

>> No.8692163

>>8692158
Oh man, I'd love to tease her if she were like that.

"Hey Reimu, you've become a real slob lately huh? I think I've been pampering you too much."

>> No.8692166

>>8692154

Women love men who take what they want, you know? Even if it's their virginity.

>> No.8692168

>>8692166
To a point. if you're too forceful they get the idea you're a psychopath or something...

>> No.8692173

>>8692168
>>8692168
he he he. That from experience, faggot?

>> No.8692174

>>8692143
So be it. I'\/e been friendzoned before, back when I liked 3DPD. I got o\/er it and me and the girl are still friends today. Hell, she's my only friend close and accepting enough to know about my waifu and she's perfectly fine with it too. Being friendzoned isn't as bad as it's portrayed if you just don't act like a whiny bitch and mo\/e on.

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>>8692166
I somehow doubt Reimu's like that,

>> No.8692176

>>8692174
You shut your fucking mouth or go back to /r9k/.

>> No.8692184

>>8692174
hahahah what a loser

>> No.8692200

>>8692176
I'\/e ne\/er e\/en posted on /r9k/.I don't e\/en know what the board is for. I was just saying I'd still be okay with being friends if I were friendzoned by reimu.Based off that reaction I'll assume you'\/e been friendzoned before and didn't get o\/er it.

>> No.8692208

>>8692184
That's not \/ery nice.

>> No.8692210

>>8692177

It's canon, ZUN agreed. Don't bother him about it.

>> No.8692214

>>8692200
>>8692208
Do /r9k/ actually do this?
Those cheap bastards. You're destroying the very appeal of your own board!

>> No.8692226

>>8692174

I'm sorry, but this might be the most beta thing I've ever read. I don't care if your a NEET, normal, or autist.

>> No.8692239

>>8692214
If you're talking about the \/ it's because my keyboards broke.

>> No.8692244
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>> No.8692249

>>8692176
>>8692184
>>8692226
Oh shit, just realized it seems I'm derailing the thread. Sorry I'll stop posting.

>> No.8692258
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>> No.8692259

>>8692027

That is not what a pregnant woman's stomach looks like, she looks like she developed a beer belly or something. Artist confirmed for having no siblings.

>> No.8692261

>>8692239
Why not copy a "v" to your keyboard then press CTRL an-oh.

>> No.8692320

>>8692258
I want to feed Reimu hamburgers

>> No.8692360
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8692360

Reimu's poverty kinda hit fanon levels here but it was so cute

>> No.8692388

>>8692360
>fanon
>in a canon work
How the fuck does that work?

>> No.8692392

>>8692259
What if he has older siblings?

>> No.8692416
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>> No.8692429

>>8692388
Don't be stupid.

>> No.8692490
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>> No.8692726
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Reimu is pretty great.

>> No.8693849

>>8692388
I don't like it -> it's fanon.

>> No.8694691
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Looks legit.

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>>8694691
What do you know, it was.

>> No.8695424

>Donations
For who?
For what?

>> No.8695433
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>>8695424
For her, to fund the shrine.

>> No.8695438
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>> No.8695448

>>8695433
Stop trolling /jp/ Reimu.

>> No.8695455 [SPOILER] 
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>>8691727

>> No.8695468

>>8695455
The seal binding her to the rope is a really nice touch.

>> No.8695496
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>> No.8695514

Look at all these secondaries. Good thing you guys are being contained in one thread.

>> No.8695531

>>8695496
>>8692244
I want to cause Reimu intense orgasmic pleasure by stuffing large wads of cash into her donation box

>> No.8695537 [DELETED] 

>>8695514

2hu is only good because of the characters-shmups a shit

>> No.8695544

>>8695541
All of it.

>> No.8695541 [SPOILER] 
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8695541

How much would you be willing to spend on Reimu?

>> No.8695672
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>>8695544
...all of what, exactly?

>> No.8695675

>>8695672
That's for her to decide.

>> No.8695962

I'm not sure she's actually into the whole donations-for-favours thing.

Except extermination, but nobody pays her for that.

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Why are the remaining chapters of OSP not translated yet?

>> No.8696904
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>> No.8696918

Donate to the foolz archive or it's going bye bye. You guys should be paying me money.

I worked my ass of making a web 2.0 interface and you guys don't give me any appreciation.

>> No.8696923
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>>8696918
Cool fake trip.

>> No.8696926

>>8695541
All of my possessions. I can make that back again, but I'll never have another chance at Raymoo. It'd be a shame if anyone else got her, they might now know proper touhou maintenance.

Might need to tattoo my name on her though, wouldn't want her to leave.

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8696932

>>8696926
>Might need to tattoo my name on her though

>> No.8696940

>>8696932
it sounds like a less painful plan than having satori brand me

>> No.8696960

>>8696932
Probably on her foot, like Andy did in toystory. She'll be mine of course, and it's a much better method than >>8696940

>> No.8696982
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I'll donate everyday if you promise me to kill that Sanae bitch

>> No.8697010

>>8696982
I really like this artist and his lips.

>> No.8697030
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>>8696982
demolish that shrine since you are already on it

>> No.8697047
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>>8697030
>>8696982
>implying she won't steal the donations there

>> No.8697053

>>8697047
She wouldn't but then again this thread is just for shits and giggles. Since none of this shit can be taken seriously.

>> No.8697101
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I bet she is just a mercenary at the core, will do anything for anyone as long as she gets paid

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>> No.8697332
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>>8696960
That doesn't help!

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>> No.8697724

>>8695541
>How much would you be willing to spend on Reimu?

But slavery isn't legal in any country on Earth. This is violating my suspension of disbelief!

>> No.8697735
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8697735

>>8697724
Legal or not, she's being sold today. This is your only chance! And hers.

>> No.8697758

>>8697735
>And hers.

That sounds very ominous. On reflection, I had better try to buy her, otherwise she might end up in the clutches of someone who would do horrible things to her. So you could even say that buying a Reimu is a good deed.

>> No.8697777

>>8697332
Tattoo's don't hurt, and its necessary to ensure she and everyone ever will always know Reimu is all mine.

>> No.8697779

>>8691740
賽銭

>> No.8697787

>>8697724
>any country on Earth
Even in africa? I assumed that place was still hundreds of years behind the rest of the world. Likewise other 3rd world places

>> No.8697975

Have you paid your respects?

http://rei.mu/

>> No.8698406
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Good night, /jp/...

>> No.8698901

>>8697975
Would someone really donate?

>> No.8699319

I hate my life

>> No.8699393
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>>8698901
Isn't that the joke? But I'm sure it's for a good cause.

>> No.8699500

>>8691780
The coin increased in value. Vampiric powers?

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8700147

I would have no trouble wooing Reimu.
I happen to be a very good cook, and she can be easily reached through food.
In Gensokyo I could open a small cafe and command a fairly stable income. Therefore I would always be able to feed her well.
It would still be a dangerous job, as it would cause Marisa, Remi and Yukari to reflect on exactly what Reimu means to them

>> No.8700320

>>8700147
>and she can be easily reached through food.

But that's wrong.

She has plenty of food.

>> No.8700358

Reimu has food, she grows her own crops and goes foraging.

>> No.8700393

>>8697975
>http://rei.mu/

I was going to laugh at the Japanese for still using 0x5C (ASCII backslash) for ¥. Then I looked at the page header, and saw that the page actually properly defines the character set as Shift JIS. Why is Firefox such utter shit?

>> No.8700399

>>8697787
>Even in africa? I assumed that place was still hundreds of years behind the rest of the world. Likewise other 3rd world places

I believe even in Africa it's illegal. There are places where slavery happens, but unless I am misinformed there are none where the laws written on paper say that it is legal.

>> No.8700446

>>8700358
>>8700320
I wouldn't bother bringing canon into this thread as there is no point.
The people posting in this thread know as much about touhou canon as MariAli fans.
It amazing how little people know of touhous main character.

>> No.8700478

>>8696923

Where is the rest of that? hurry up and post it I don't want to start liking Reimu

>> No.8700528

>>8700393
Because far too many Japanese think that Shift_JIS is equivalent to Windows-31J and so if the mozilla devs don't do that, they'll get tons of complaints. This still doesn't excuse that misfeature though.

>> No.8700537
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8700537

>>8700478
That is the picture. Are you not familiar with ao usagi and his love of silly pictures?

>> No.8700542

>>8700537

What? NO! where's the rest she's supposed to be naked right? don't tell me it's a joke on 58k modem downloading or something I want the rest

>> No.8700555

>>8700542
http://danbooru.donmai.us/post?tags=ao_usagi+hakurei_reimu&searchDefault=Search

ao usagi also loves boobs, relax.

>> No.8700576

>>8700393
>>8700528
But, that page is actually encoded in UTF-8. It even has a BOM. The meta http-equiv is flat out wrong and the HTTP headers don't specify a charset.

>> No.8700572
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8700572

I know it's a Reimu thread, but anyone got a pic that miko with her outfield opening up down the middle, well endowed chest and all? It was a nice picture, but I can't find it anymore

>> No.8700590

>>8700572
Miko as in Toyosatomimi no Miko, or that fanon character Hakurei Miko?

>> No.8700598

>>8700555

right, thanks I guess

>> No.8700639

>>8700576
>UTF-8. It even has a BOM

How horrifying.

>> No.8703312
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8703312

>>8700590
I think he means the other Hakurei miko, not Miko.

>> No.8703340

>>8700576
>BOM
What a fucking superfluous feature. Whoever decided to add it to UTF-8 should be shot.

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