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In a fight between Reimu and Etna (from Disgaea I), who would win?

>> No.8690541

>>8690521
I think a miku's spells do aggravated damage to evil and demonic creatures, so she'd have a chance. Etna wrecks face, though.

>> No.8690539
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8690539

Who cares, more pix.

>> No.8690542

Which Ichigo Mashimaro would you fuck? I'd fuck Nobue because I am not a pedophile.

>> No.8690547

In a blowjob contest between OP's mother and some random whore, who would win?

>> No.8690552

It depends on what level Etna is. I'm pretty sure that I have Etna up to level 500 with that special talking spear. I can't which would win, but I bet that it would be a good (and sexy) fight.

>> No.8690553

>>8690542
Then why did you even watch it?

>>8690547
/jp/.

>> No.8690556

As a succubus, Etna beats anyone she can seduce, so Reimu has no chance.

>> No.8690557

>>8690521
Etna is 1420 years old. Her experience would carry her through.

>> No.8690560

>>8690557
Reimu fights ancient beings all the time, though.

>> No.8690567
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>>8690556
This is a succubus. Etna is not a succubus, she is too deliciously flat and isn't a whore. Her past only says that she was a demon commoner, while I'm thinking that it would be mentioned if she were a succubus.

>> No.8690597

>>8690556
Succubus only can seduce men, ratard.

>> No.8690624

>>8690521
Come on is that even a contest? Give Reimu someone tough to fight like Zetta or Valvatorez.

>> No.8690645

Etna would win. She just needs to use specials and have Flonne, Gordon, and Thursday distract Reimu as sacrifices, then have a throwing stack get her close enough to do that spear thrust attack, then move away from Reimu before the turn was up.

>> No.8690661

>>8690542
Chika, because she's cute. Ana too, but slightly less. Not Miu, because she's a little bitch, and not Matsuri, because she's a worthless character who should go die in a fire.

>> No.8690686

>>8690661
Matsuri is awesome because she is gentleness and lovely. Chika is a bitch who can't have any fun. Miu is ... tolerable and makes for some awesome situations. You have poor taste.

>> No.8690709

>>8690597
>Succubus only can seduce men
ur dumb

>> No.8690766

>>8690686
>Matsuri is awesome because she is gentleness and lovely
She doesn't have enough HP to survive sex anyway, so it's a moot point.

>> No.8690770

>>8690766
That's true. I bet that she can cuddle pretty well though.

>> No.8692544

I bet Miu is great at sex. Maybe it would even calm her down so she acts like a real person. I hope that when Barasui dies whoever finds his personal drawings of the girls releases them.

>> No.8695697

>>8692544
She would blackmail for all you have, otherwise your status as her secret boyfriend won't be staying secret for very much longer.

>> No.8695713

There are a number of variables that factor into this.

My money is on it being a draw

>> No.8695999

>>8695697
Oh God, I want to be Miu's secret boyfriend. ;_;
Getting blackmailed by a cute little girl... I'd buy her all the clothes she wants.

>> No.8696019
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8696019

Who the hell would have sex with Miu.

>> No.8696077

>>8696019
Just imagine how good it'd feel.

>> No.8696101

Guess today I'll be fapping to some marshmallows.

>> No.8696104

>>8696019
Who wouldn't?

>> No.8696150

>>8696019
What kind of fag are you? It would feel amazing, and I bet she would be very into it, whereas the others would be reluctant or even terrified.

>>8695697
Worth it. But she lets Nobue kick her ass and still comes back for more, so I don't see why she would dislike it.

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>>8696150
Chika would put up with it even if she was reluctant.

>> No.8696179

>>8690766
if you learn some curing spells or bring enough healing potions with you, she will survive. in a pinch you can always fuck the corpse, then use a phoenix down.

>> No.8696180

I want to slurp between their toes

>> No.8696191
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>>8696179
How could you say such a thing? You are truly a vile person.

>> No.8696197

>>8696180
Which discussion are you replying to; the Ichigo discussion or the Etna vs Reimu discussion?

>> No.8696213

>>8696179
Fucking a corpse is no fun.

>> No.8696231

>>8690567
Etna's Design and abilities did place her as being similar to a succubus-vampire fusion.

>>8690542
Manga Nobue because she is like 16 or something.

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>>8696179

>> No.8696246

Why do I keep trying to save ichigo mashimaro images to my mistsudomeo folder?

>> No.8696253

>>8696246
Because both are full of 12 year olds that look 7.

>> No.8696255
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>>8696246
When I mess up, I usually put them in the Azumanga folder for some reason.

>> No.8696754

>>8696236

whyboner.jpg

>> No.8696836

>>8696253
Mitsudomoe characters look 12. Some of them even have chest buds.

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>>8696836
no they look like 5 year olds with boobs.

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>>8696836
>chest buds
I like that

>> No.8697338
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8697338

I wish I had a daughter like Miu. She kind of reminds me of how I was when I was a normal and young little shota. Was an annoying little trouble maker who who was full of energy but also wanted to be loved just like Miu deep down ;_;

I would take care of her and give her lots of attention and affection each day

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8697363

Also Nobue reminds me of that hot babysitter I once had. Nobue seems like the girl that gives you this urge to make her want to give her attention to you.

I also would love to fiercely rail her in her anus every night

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>> No.8699592

>>8697338
She's great, but I'd feel sad knowing my daughter has aspergers.

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>>8699592
You funny man. I kill you last

>> No.8701388

>>8697338

I want that sweatshirt.

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