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8687273 No.8687273 [Reply] [Original]

This might sound like a dumb idea, but do you think it would be possible for people on /jp/ to pool some money together and rent out a large house? I get about $1000 a month from my SSI checks, and I'm currently living in Philadelphia. There's also a lot of houses that are cheap here due to the housing market crash. My parents might also be able to mail me $200 or $300 a month if I finally moved out.

>> No.8687275

http://fuuka.warosu.org/jp/?task=search&search_text=%22%2Fjp%2F+mansion%22

>> No.8687276

what would be the point

>> No.8687280

just squat anon

>> No.8687281

>>8687276
We could game, hang out, get drunk together, and watch anime. I think it'd be better than being roommates with normals.

>> No.8687290

Hopeless dreams general?

>> No.8687291

Don't do it guys--he uses "game" as a verb.

>> No.8687293

>>8687291
That really grinds my gears.

>> No.8687294

jaypee should pool their money and buy a warehouse instead
then we'd charge people money to store their things inside, no questions asked
probably could also let some homeless anons down on their lucl live in the warehouse temporarily if they agree to work as janitors/security for the place

>> No.8687299

What a horrible idea.
I don't think our insecurities and problems would support one another

>> No.8687300

>>8687281
Do you even understand how much autism we have?

>> No.8687301

I have no way of making money, but I'd be happy to cook and clean. I might be able to get on SSI, but for now I just live with my parents. Living with other /jp/sies would be fun.

>> No.8687304

>>8687294
www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0gb9v4LI4o

>> No.8687312

Why would you rent?

Housing in the states is ridiculously cheap, find some shithole in the middle of nowhere and just buy a house outright.

>> No.8687317

Living in Philadelphia is not cheap.

>> No.8687319

In fact, I'm in Philadelphia now as a teacher. It might be fun to live with you. I make decent money, and I might be able to pay for food and electricity, perhaps more. It would be hard to find another job if I moved, but if we pick on somewhere in-town, I'd love to help out.

>> No.8687326

You can get a house in Vegas that's not even ghetto for like 60,000$

>> No.8687328

>>8687301
That'd be more useful if the place was a profitable bed and breakfast.

>> No.8687330

>>8687273
Gaem

>> No.8687332

>>8687312
What happened to ./jp/ boat?

>> No.8687339 [SPOILER] 
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8687339

Guys, what if instead of a mansion we buy a strip club?

And then we fill it with cats and open up a cat cafe. We will call it the Pussy House

>> No.8687357

>>8687281
>We could game, hang out, get drunk together, and watch anime.
That's all normal stuff except for the anime, but considering the kind of people you'd find at conventions or anime clubs, I wouldn't even classify watching that as being a normal-excluding activity.

This isn't the /jp/ mansion. This isn't the /jp/ mansion at all!

>> No.8687362

>>8687339
I don't know, that led to the end of the universe in that comic

>> No.8687393

I would never want to live with any of you fucks.

>> No.8687396

>>8687393
Damn dude, you're way too edgy for this place.

>> No.8687398

>>8687396
U just mad because I don't want to live with you.

>> No.8687402

>>8687398
No, I'm mad because you won't suck my cock, dude.

>> No.8687423

And so, when the party van strikes, they'll get to kill A LOT of birds with one stone.

>> No.8687439

>>8687423
Last man standing inherits everyone's figs.

>> No.8687446

>>8687294

Lold so hard at this idea

>> No.8687450

>>8687357

What you'd think we'd be doing then? I bet he meant "game" as play VNs and talk shit about each other's waifus, or see who is the most autist on EBA.

And one thing is go out to get drunk in a place with 200 strangers rubbing themselves on you, another is getting drunk while playing Touhou.

>> No.8687465

Shit, I live in Philly, too. I may consider this since I'm getting kicked out soon. What's your zip?

>> No.8687471

>>8687357
You can't exactly play Touhou or Meltan with normalfags can you

>> No.8687474

>>8687450
Everyone knows the /jp/ mansion is wearing dresses, eating sweets, drinking tea and learning to play classical instruments.

>> No.8687483

>>8687474

>everyone knows the jp mansion is getting hammered, wearing frilly dresses, awkwardly kissing other men and sucking cocks, and then screaming at each other about touhou waifus and how much Umineko sucked

>> No.8687485

>>8687471
You sure as hell can play Melty with normals I play it all the time with people at my university. And I think you are underestimating Touhou's popularity.

>> No.8687486

>>8687471
Yeah, everyone knows the touhou fanbase is super obscure - not like there's a load of normals posting oh so hilarious youtube comments on IOSYS vids with emoticons and misplaced Japanese words, no sir.

We can listen to our super-true-NEET vocaloid music, no normals would ever listen to that.

>> No.8687492

>>8687483
That's not what a pure maiden would do at all!

>> No.8687498

My first ever exposure to Touhou was in the form of all these girls from one series that kept showing up when I was searching for wallpapers.

My second exposure to Touhou was when I saw somebody playing it at the dining table in the dormitory kitchen. I don't remember which game he was playing anymore.

Point is, Touhou is not super obscure.

>> No.8687511
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8687511

I live near Philadelphia in Bucks County but I go to school in Pittsburgh.

Are there any Anons in Pittsburgh?

>> No.8687598

>>8687511
I'm guessing at least two others.

I imagine the /jp/ mansion as being more than 3 people though. I could move if you guys want me to... I have the money, anyway.

>> No.8687882

>>8687511
Ouch. Pittsburgh is dullsville.

>> No.8687928
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>>8687882
I like Pittsburgh...

>> No.8687950

>>8687928
...to each his own, I suppose.

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8687958

if this is part of the jp-mansion project, then we have had ideas for Pittsbugh PA USA for months now

#jp-mansion@irc.rizon.net

>> No.8687959

All cities look the same when you stay inside all the time.

>> No.8687975
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>>8687958
>Pittsbugh

>> No.8687983

I think I'm the only /jp/'er in Miami. No one here stays indoors except for me

>> No.8688017

Please, I've been buying lottery tickets for well over a year now. Possibly close to 2 years to fund this idea. The userbase has changed so much though (but I have been pretty gay the entire time).

I just feel like we'd all be able to breathe a sigh of relief and spend our lives taking it easy, helping each other with dresses etc. Having a nice garden. I'm getting really good at baking and like making pretty cakes and stuff. It would be nice, but if any of you fucks got cake crumbs near my figs I swear to god.

>> No.8688023

>>8687983
I think Y10NRDY and thatsrealneeto live in Florida.

>> No.8688031

>>8688023
Doesn't BOOF have a place down there too?

>> No.8688032

>>8688031
I don't think BOOF goes on /jp/ any more. Why would he want to live with /jp/sies?

>> No.8688046

http://archive.foolz.us/jp/thread/8056051/

>> No.8688054

>>8687273
What a coincidence, I currently live in Allentown, you're about an hour away.

>> No.8688065

Why can't you all just rent rooms on the same floor of an apartment. That seems to be a simpler idea.

>> No.8688074

>>8688065
How many apartments do you know of that have that many free rooms on one floor?

>> No.8688083
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8688083

You know we have had threads in the past where we all fantasize about /jp/ moving into giant extravagant mansions or a Japanese paradise high school where all of our Otaku whims are fulfilled, but we all were half joking and simply wishing it true, but after OP puts in perspective it would be a terrible thing.

I have seen some weird ass creepy shit posted by a rare few on /jp/ and those guys are a deterrent enough.
With out some kind of international guidence or government regulation over us, I don't think it could be done. We would need like teacher kind of regulations over us every day and all our governments would need to ship us into a nice rule garden area in Japan.
You feel me /jp/?

>> No.8688086

any PA-fags going to Tekko next week?

>> No.8688088

BOOF does apparently have a second house down in Florida, but I don't know if he'd be willing to open it up to /jp/ers.

I'd definitely visit if he did though.

>> No.8688094

>>8688083
You think some of us may be legitimately fucked and perverted enough to be dangerous?

I just want to be able to take it easy with similar people to be honest. Without having to hear the din of normals etc.

>> No.8688095

>>8688086
Maybe if I had money.

>> No.8688116

>>8688094
believe me when I say this buddy, I wasn't even talking about a handful of us, I'm talking about at most two.
Like one guy was talking about actually killing people one time and said I would find my self in a ditch if I or others from /jp/ kept refereeing to each other as brethren and being all buddy buddy. He went on for a while and he was too sadistic to be a troll. He talked about his homosexuality too. I'm pretty sure he is the one who posts all the literally gay threads......


It is always good to hang with those who hold the same interests as one self

>> No.8688124

is that the bates motel? appropriate for /jp/, i guess.

>> No.8688142

I've mentioned this before but I'll be going to Boris in Sydney, March 22. I'll be on my own at this stage, if anyone from /jp/ is going I'm happy to meetup.

>> No.8688170

Pop Quiz: What's worse than living in a hippy commune?

Answer: Living in a NEET commune with people you don't know that you met over /jp/

>> No.8688173
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8688173

We should make a maid cafe.

>> No.8688184

>>8688173
Considering milk in tea is an abomination I can't even imagine how /jp/'s salty milk tea will taste.

>> No.8688189

>>8688173
I don't think it would work. What establishment could /jp/ actually make work, anyway?

>> No.8688193

>>8688189
Optimistically, tech support.
Otherwise, basically nothing

>> No.8688196

>>8688193
I don't know, I liked the bed and breakfast idea..

>> No.8688197

>>8688189
Over the years we've had so many projects, people get excited and it all turns to nothing.

If /jp/ mansion happens the one guy with charisma will probably rile everyone into an anti-normal frenzy and we'll have a Jonestown situation within a week.

>> No.8688208

/jp/ has more normalfags than you guys think. There would be people making out with their girlfriends on the couch and shit. And we wouldn't be able to vote them out because the other normalfags would stick up for them.

And since everyone is so lazy nothing we need done will ever happen.

>> No.8688213

Fine but if somebody insults my favorite touhou I will get mad and storm out.

Maybe make some videos about it on youtube.

>> No.8688220

I want to rape a /jp/sie in a maid uniform.

>> No.8688222

>>8688197
>Jonestown
Ahahaha ha ha ha ha

I see what you did there.

>> No.8688223

>>8688220
Pick me! I want your cum inside me, daddy~

>> No.8688225

>>8688017
I want to take it easy with /jp/ forever.

>> No.8688284

>>8687273
you realize every board has had this idea at one point or another, and nothing ever comes of it right?

hell /v/ was going to buy an island

>> No.8688321

I visit /jp/ everyday and lurk at least an hour, but this past month I have only been playing nothing other than dota2 (with some other people from /jp/).
If you guys are OK with me playing "normal" games then I'm in (I've been playing dota since 2006, before I even began browsing 4chan and I don't feel like stopping now).

>> No.8688328

>>8688321
Just be generally polite and I see no problem.

>> No.8688331

If this happened, one of the resident lolicons who is actually a pedo would get the whole place marked as a pedo commune, and the feds would come grab everyone.

>> No.8688336

>>8688321
Shouldn't really matter. I visit /jp/ everyday and lurk at least several hours, but I play almost no games anymore.

>> No.8688358

This thread will now turn into your ideal /jp/ meet up.
My meet up will be told in several posts due to text limitations.
Please wait to respond until I am done.

It all starts with our goverments arranging a meeting in the U.N where all regular members of /jp/ are to be shiped to Japan in a Luxury mansion. The U.N has decided that it would be better for the individuals of /jp/ and the societies that each /jp/er lives in, if we were taken care of in Japan. We would all be brought to the mansion and be greeted by a full staff of young maids, who simply over looked us at time, were around the mansion and help us originize events. The mansion is located in the rule area of Japan, not to far from several small villages. There is 200 acores of property. The whole area has a large brick wall covered in vegetarian there is a mid size stream that flows through the property. All you can see is lush green grass. The entrance has a lare steel gate with clasical greek pillars with the the steel sign above saying "/jp/".

>> No.8688370

>>8688358
Tell me about the rabbits, George.

>> No.8688417

The entance is guarded by 5 Japanese guards armed to th teeth and on call to us. The long road that leads to the mansion is covered in a plenty pebbles with large european trees, well groomed bushes, and street lamps. When at the mansion you find an array of open ended walls and choreographed.trees, flowers and bushes. The mansion is like the combination of a Japanese high school and a British royal manner.Around the mansion there is a large pool, garden, fountain,tennis court, soccer feild, and barn. There would be sheep and gease wondering about. Each /jp/er would have a large spacious room with a 20 by 20 foot bed, an entire TV/monitor wall in front, your own desks/nicnaks,closet, and small bath house

>> No.8688456

There would be a few dozen japanese style class rooms that we would be mandated to attend 2 days a week in japanese uniform to learn basic skills or write new stories for doijn, VNs, and reviews on anime/video games. We would have japanese lockers, halways, gym, kendo hall, and out door traditional archery. Every few days we would have showings of Japanese movies and anime in our built in theater. Our kittchen is grand with cubords and friges filled with all otaku foods ect. Oh don't forget the gym too! We would have a theater hall for the geshia, BUT THESE ARE NO ORDINARY GESHIA, they dress acordingly to each individuals' Touhou wifu and it is rumored that some /jp/ers and touhou geshia have love afairs.

>> No.8688468 [DELETED] 

>>8688456
Will there be a pharmacy that I can get pills from?

>> No.8688473

>>8688468
Shh, he isn't done yet

>> No.8688484
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8688484

>>8688473
Oh sorry I forgot to say that was the end.It's all done.
What did everyone think?

>> No.8688486

>>8688484
Can it have a pharmacy so I can get my pills?

>> No.8688488

>>8688484
Good job!

>> No.8688489

>>8688488
>88
SEIG HEIL!

>> No.8688497

>>8688484
Nice stuff

>> No.8688509

>>8688486
Oh sure. The U.N would be willing to hear suggestions for the Japanese high school mansion.
I think the young maids would be the ones going out getting our pills and supplies. After all we would be put there to keep to our selves.
>>8688488
Thanks man. I would want us all happy.
>>8688489
haha What did you think though?

>> No.8688555

>>8688484
I could seriously get behind this idea. Definitely idealistic.

>> No.8688569

You guys should just move to the Philippines.
Uncle Mugen lives here and there are also several other tripfags from both /a/ and /jp/.
Everything is cheap, we could also throw shit at each other irl.

>> No.8688586

I would rather just spend the autism bucks on a shitty house for myself, that way I would never actually have to be around you people.

>> No.8688587

>>8688555
>555
Well shit. you made my day. Thanks for your feed back

>>8688569
Why do that when we could partitioun the U.N to do it for us?
The Philipines is not a good place I hear. Very shadey.

>> No.8688623

>>8687492
Umineko sucked though.
You will have to deal with that.

>> No.8688653

>>8687483
Why does it have to be awkward?

>> No.8688682
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8688682

>>8688456
>BUT THESE ARE NO ORDINARY GESHIA, they dress acordingly to each individuals' Touhou wifu and it is rumored that some /jp/ers and touhou geshia have love afairs

Damn, that sounds pretty sweet.

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8688701

>>8688653
Why would you even go there dude?
I don't get why some of us play a long with the gay thing.
It just sullies /jp/'s good name.
I'm not hating on you man, I guess I'm asking why? why respond to the threads that randomly post penis? A lot of /jp/ers respond to that crud and if it's a joke than it goes way to far.

>>8688682
I hope it does.
Is there any way someone can take my /jp/ meet up posts and put them into a wallpaper or copy and pasta it for future generations and /jp/ mansion threads?

>> No.8688724

Would never want to live in America.

>> No.8688811

We should make a /jp/ Liberation Army, invade some third world country and establish an otaku dictatorship.

>> No.8688813

I just recently moved to 5 hours away from my old place in Lebanon PA after getting kicked out of my parents house. Its lonely as hell, I have absolutely no friends here what so ever. ;___; Or a car..
/jp/ meetup at my appartment! ...please?

I get around $1,200 a month. I like the idea of starting the project in PA. Its slow here.

>> No.8688815

>>8688724
So much this, talk about a shit hole.

>> No.8688826

I've been thinking about moving to a very isolated place, like northern Norway, countryside Iceland or Detroit.

They probably need pioneers there and would't object, right? I could become a axman.

>> No.8688963

Hello. I posted in a previous thread saying I would dress like a maid an wear an iron mask all day. I would talk using signboards. The offer still stands. I would also have all kinds of sex with other properly crossdressed jpers.

>> No.8688982

I just want to hold hands and maybe kiss. But even that seems too lewd.

>> No.8688995
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8688995

>>8688963
Get out of /jp/
We don't want gay maids or relationships with them. They were only in the meet up plan to watch over us and supply us.

>> No.8689009

>>8688813
Hey, you had your chance.

>> No.8689012

>>8688995
kitTOLD and colon CATstrated

>> No.8689024

>>8688995
Please die. Please.

>> No.8689029

We should do like Sealand and name it /jp/land or maidland

>> No.8689034

>>8689029
I'll do it tomorrow.

>> No.8689041

>>8689034
Procrastinatorland ?

>> No.8689046

I'm a millionaire. I could buy a mansion for us, but you're all too autistic and gay and insane to live with. Sorry~

>> No.8689059

>>8688995
what the fuck man, who appointed you leader namefaggot... you don't even like crossdressing maid sex? go make the /v/ or /a/ mansion because it sure as fuck wont be /jp/ without frilly dresses and cocks

>> No.8689067

>>8689059
Trying too hard.

>> No.8689085

Why would I want to leave the comfort of my empty house to go and blend my autism with a bunch of other autism-commanders?

>>>/soc/

>> No.8689093

>>8689024
Because I crushed your dream of having sex with us?
I feel like I've seen you before here and when people call you gay or point out we don't want that gay stuff you offer yo always get upset.
Does it make you sad and alone due to the fact that I and We, the somewhat rejects, won't even love you?

You can be a bro and talk with us, but don't be flambouiantly gay. We may joke around with gay threads, but were not. we all have waifus and a lot of desire real women.

>> No.8689103

>>8689093
Get out forever. I liked your ideas before but now you are just insufferable.

There is no "we."

>> No.8689106

>>8689067
trying too hard to do what ? i meant what i said ;_;
you think I'm reverse trolling? i honestly want our mansion to have trap maid sex
my maid attire would be like sakuya's. please let me dream...

>> No.8689107

>>8689059
Maybe I was harsh. I am not the leader and never thought I was. GThat guy though.......

>> No.8689119

>>8689093
nobody has "called me out" before, you're seeing things
and you reek of other boards

>> No.8689122

>>8689106
I will help you to feel like a girl, don't you worry your pretty little head about that~

>> No.8689124

not everyone's straight and normal, some people jest while a lot of us are actually interested in gay maid traps.
if you're not comfortable with it go back to /a/, seriously.

>> No.8689127

>>8689103
I won't refer to anyone here as we again.

>> No.8689134

>>8689127
Good, since it's just you.

>> No.8689135

>>8689093
>we

There is no "we". You don't speak for /jp/. I for one do legit love me some cock. Sorry if that makes you uncomfortable autism boy.

I think you would fit in much better on /a/, please go there now and leave this board alone.

>> No.8689151

>>8689093
I'm >>8689024 and I'm not even >>8688963, get TOLD

>> No.8689152

Holy shit, OP. Is that Detroit on the picture?

>> No.8689162

Now imagine all autism-commanders in this thread having to live together in a mansion or such.

By the 3rd day it would be hell.

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>>8689135
It looks like I was being a massive COCK. I hate /a/ and /v/ and anime.
/jp/ is all I have ever known and it looks like I didn't know it well enough to know you all like cock.
So hear me now, let there be cock sucking in /jp/ and /jp/'s met up Japanse high school mansion for all of time if yee will it.
I will not be the one to stop it.

>> No.8689182

>>8689127
Good, you're not even one of us. Now get the fuck out.

>> No.8689202

Remember guys, it's not gay if you're desperate and lonely.

>> No.8689233

>>8689202
Or at least one of the people involved is wearing a pretty dress.

>> No.8689235

>>8689233
Well obviously. When she wears a skirt, she's a girl.

>> No.8689252

>>8689202
If I almost never leave my room, it's like I'm in prison. And it doesn't count if you're in prison. /jp/ mansion would also be considered prison.

>> No.8689265

This talk of PA /jp/ mansion is depressing.

I was hauling in about $2400 a month as I was gainfully employed with a reasonable job until recently.

I could have helped ;___;

>> No.8689266

>>8689168
You just realized? jp is the 2nd gayest sfw board on 4chan.
The gayest is of course fit, and don't go thinking that's a cliche joke either.

>> No.8689270

>>8689266
So /hm/ is third?
Yeah that makes sense if you imagine that women actually exist.

>> No.8689281

>>8689270
i don't know about hm, that's too new

>> No.8689290

Even without buying a house, a /jp/ meetup would be nice. We could enjoy a night of shmups, cross-dressing maids, and such without the long term problems that come with buying a house. There seems to be a lot of people in PA. I live in MD just north of Baltimore and would be willing to drive if we had a meet not too far away. Its too bad the US is so huge and not well suiting for offline meets. I will bring my maid outfit and serve tea and beverages, but nothing beyond that.

>> No.8689293

>>8689290
>nothing beyond that.
Shame.

>> No.8689300

>>8689290
>nothing beyond that

Bullshit. You'd get tossed around like a dog chasing a stick.

>> No.8689313

>>8689290
yeah sure... bend over here to serve my tea...

>> No.8689340

>>8689313
>>8689300
I will not give into /jp/'s autismal gorilla strength. I only act like a good girl.

>> No.8689366

>>8689340
But I'm a good girl too... or else I wouldn't blush so hard about soiling my lace panties with the precum of my erect cock ;_;. It's very warm and wants to be in your mouth, please accept it~
I'll suck yours too, haaaa *pant* *pant*

>> No.8689382

>>8689340
I'd make you want to be treated like a bad girl.

>> No.8689398

>>8689366
>>8689396
i just made a /jp/ meetup thread but the buttcrushed janitor deleted it

>> No.8689396
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8689396

I'm smelling a PA /jp/ meet up coming on...

>> No.8689403

>>8689398
just use this thread
it's janitor approved as HELL

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>>8689396
>PA
I'm in PA.


Doylestown, not too far from Philly.

>> No.8689413

>>8688484
The truth is however, that all of these measures and financial investment are not to keep us happy, but to keep us locked away. Once you enter the /jp/ mansion you can never escape.


The U.N. had secretly deliberated on a way to clear our inferior genes from the gene-pool and this was found to be the most humane and appropriate. Minimal resistance was also expected from the targets.

>> No.8689435

>>8689412
>>8689396

All we need is for someone to host and organize this thing. I don't mind hosting, but I'm the guy from MD and my apartment isn't too big. I also know nothing about organizing this type of thing over the internet.

>> No.8689441

>>8689435
I'll fly there from California if I can get some kind of guarantee that my cock will be sucked.

>> No.8689451

>>8689441
There are cheaper ways to get your dick sucked.

>> No.8689464
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>>8689435
If you want to discuss it on some serious level then you can email me about it (NegiSpringfieldof4ch@gmail.com) and we can iron out things.

>> No.8689507

>>8689451
It's not the act of getting the cock sucked, but more by whom is it being sucked by

>> No.8689517

>>8689464
will do I also just made a temp email if anyone is interested and want to help plan.

jp.meetup.57@gmail.com

>> No.8689525

>>8689290

I live somewhere up north Baltimore too.

This world's getting small ;_;

>> No.8689543

>>8689517
>jp.meetup.57
This is the 57th? Oh man, I've missed out on a lot of meetups.

>> No.8689558

>>8689543
Probably not.

I find it interesting though.

>> No.8689583

I'm not >>8688813, but I also live in Lebanon PA. It's a pretty happy medium between Baltimore and Philly. I'd be happy to host. My apartment is pretty big. And I actually keep it really neat. We can drink tea and play video game and what not.

But if you touch my figures, I'll kill you.

>> No.8689609 [DELETED] 

>>8689543
I just chose a random number. Apparently at least one person did try to do this before sincejp.meetup was taken.

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>>8689583
I'm the MD anon who offered to host earlier. You are only about two hours away from me, so I would be ok with driving there. If you want, I can give the password for that email I just made or you can setup your own stuff.

If we really want to get this going, we probably need to make a few threads at different times to get a list of people and find when the best date would be. Technically, offline meets are fairly related Japanese message board culture, so we might be able to convince the maido to allow it. We sure wouldn't want to have to go to /soc/ to do this the legitimate way that was intended.

>>8689543
I had just chosen numbers randomly to get a unique name.

>> No.8689688

>>8689685
Threads that redirect people to an IRC channel or something would be more meido friendly perhaps.

>> No.8689693

Queers, normals, and talk of all manner of 3D sex.
This is not what /jp/ was supposed to be.

>> No.8689698

>>8689688
That works for me, but I don't have enough irc knowledge to be able to set up a channel.

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>>8689685
>going to /soc/
I went to /soc/ once and it was pure hell.

>hookup threads
>rate me threads
>small cock pride thread
>full on steamy man on man sodomy

I ran out and never went back.

>> No.8689711

>>8689693
95% posters of /jp/ now is just normalfags from other boards and outside 4chan

>> No.8689730

>>8689688
>>8689698
I can do this.

irc.rizon.net
#meetjp

All the collaboration we can get will be what makes this a reality.

>> No.8689770

>>8689685
I made an email for myself. Feel like it would be easier that way.
jp.meet@yahoo.com

For who ever is interested, just shoot me a email so I can get a general number. We'll work thing out later. I take it this would be a weekend thing?

I also might be moving in a few weeks, but it's still in the same town. (It's fairly small.) Which is good, because the street I live on now is shit.

>>8689698
I haven't the slightest clue how to use IRC either. I think I tried once, and just gave up.

>> No.8689777

i do know that there will be /jp/-ers going here

http://tekkoshocon.com/

>> No.8689789

>>8689777

Fuck, I would love too, but I have no way to get out there.
No car bro.

>> No.8689812

>>8689789
Same. It's a shame because I'm so close.

>> No.8689839

>>8689777
Wait a second.
>March 21-25

What the hell? A 4 day convention?

>> No.8689853

>>8689839
yup

>> No.8689856

Get rid of the guards bro... No use for them, and they cost a shit ton of money, a static investment like a handgun or two would be much better

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>/jp/ offline meetup

>> No.8689877

dude /jp/ we should do this, it could be just like from that one movie

>> No.8690063

>>8689865
lol

>>8689877
Which one?

>> No.8690165

>>8689441
>>8689507
Are you in the Bay Area?

>> No.8690370

>>8690165
I am

>> No.8690506

>>8690165
No but I'm hoping to move there soon

>> No.8690584

>>8690370
May I suck your cock?

>> No.8690768

>>8690584
Only if we wear skirts and you let me suck yours

>> No.8690781 [DELETED] 

It never ceases to amaze me how much you faggots can ruin an already-terrible thread.

>> No.8690849

>>8690781

bunch of lonely hikifags who can't get real girls pretend to be girls for each other, don't judge.

it's a mutually beneficial relationship.~

>> No.8690964

>>8690768
So where do you live.

>> No.8691028

We could squat on a small island off the east coast of Australia. I saw something about hundreds of little islands near the great barrier reef.

For the more adventurous types we may even find a cave to explore. You'd have to be careful though, my heart wouldn't be able to take have a cute /jp/sie crying after the scrape their knee.

>> No.8691041

>>8691028
>take have a cute /jp/sie crying after the scrape their knee

Try that again.

>> No.8691048

>>8691041
Sorry, I just woke up.

I mean, I would have a heart attack if a cute /jp/sie scraped their knee and started to cry.

>> No.8691063

>>8691048

Don't! Then i'd have a panic attack because a cute /jp/sie had a heart attack and I wouldn't know what to do.

>> No.8691081

>>8690964
near mountain view

W-wait, are we really doing this? I-I-I don't know if my maiden heart is ready! A-and what will other anons think when they find we're no longer pure maidens!

>> No.8691078

This thread is getting too bad and since the janitor won't delete it, I guess I'll have to.

http://fuuka.warosu.org/jp/thread/S8687273

You have two minutes.

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