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8683626 No.8683626 [Reply] [Original]

Hey there, /jp/.

So I'm 20 and I've had this cool roommate for almost a year now. I'm gay and he's straight, and I've kinda always thought he was sexy. Usually, I repress myself because growing up I was a bit of a casual sex slut, but last night I told him thought he was sexy. And he said that it our probably hookup was inevitable.

This wasn't the first time something like this has come up, but it was the first time I admitted to it. He has a girlfriend and I have a boyfriend. But strangely enough I don't think either of us would feel guilty about it since it seems to be some freaky sexual bromantic tension that needs to be resolved.

>i would love a chance to suck his dick.

Have any of my fellow /jp/sies been in similar roommate situations? What would/did you do?

>> No.8683633

>>8683628
Hmm?
>imply living in university.

>> No.8683628

No. I don't have a roommate because I don't live in a shit country where I have to live in the university to study.

>> No.8683627
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>> No.8683635

no

just no

and no a third time

straight men are straight

he's just fucking around when he says shit like that

if he was willing to go that far, he would not be straight

also you're a terrible boyfriend

>> No.8683639

>>8683635
Lol. Straight, Bi, Gay, whatever.

Terrible would be gaining a romantic attachment to it. However, I believe it's perfectly fine for two friends to fool around.

I can't find anything wrong with it.

>> No.8683642

>>8683639
Nothing is wrong with it. The mistake lies in then claiming to be straight.

>> No.8683643

>>8683639
then you probably had a bad relationship with your father and you don't know how to properly express affection to someone without being physical

i'm not saying this as an insult btw, i mean this as what I personally think based on the OP and your response.

>> No.8683644

I've been in similar situations, because when I was younger (13 - 27) I was into any dude I spent any time with. Especially roommates. Oh boy. Boarding school was tough.

I just got them to fuck me to get it out of my system. Sometimes a couple of times.

>> No.8683645

Problem is, you won't be living together long much after that.

It's going to be really fucking awkward. And one of you will have to move out.

Get your jollies elsewhere. Don't put a stupid and avoidable burden on yourself by fucking up your living situation by trying to sleep with your roommates. IT NEVER WORKS OUT.

>> No.8683649

He's joking, don't get your hopes up.

>>8683627
Keep up the good work.

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>>8683645
Well... I sucked his dick and it wasn't awkward at all. Maybe you /jp/sies are alittle too uptight.

>> No.8683653

>>8683650
family members, platonic friends, etc. are all people you can't express love to in a physical way besides something as tame as hugging.
and no, it's not overreacting. you don't shit where you eat. w/e though good luck. you're still a shitty boyfriend.

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>>8683653
sounds like a normalfaggotry to me. Making sex more than it actually is. Dividing platonic friends from romantic friends. Using strange idioms comparing sex to shit and a shared apartment to food.

Thanks though. :] I'm glad that I'm not as much of a tight ass as you... pun intended.

>> No.8683656

>>8683654
I agree with you and I'm not even a huge faggot like you.

>> No.8683659

>>8683654
>thinks platonic friends = normalfaggotry and glorification of sex
yeah you're gonna have to learn this lesson the hard way. bye.

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OP here....

Success!

>> No.8683666

Hide the gold in his anus.

>> No.8683671

>you will never have a gay roommate to sleep with

>> No.8683667

Go back to /a/.

>> No.8683668

I don't really consider myself gay but you can suck my dick too if you want. Getting my dick sucked feels goooooood

>> No.8683673

stop 'greentexting' you faggots

>> No.8683674

/jp/ are not gay. /jp/ are pedophiles and traps. We abhor adult male body, realize it already and fuck off with your gay shit.

>> No.8683676

fuck off faggot

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uganda_Anti-Homosexuality_Bill

>> No.8683677

>>8683674
Does it matter?
None of us are ever going to get laid ever, so does it really matter?

>> No.8683679

So the story is fake OP?
>>8683674
You don't really have to be attracted with eachother. I hardly even call something like this sex. It is more like mutual masturbation for pleasure. Sex doesn't have to mean anything

>> No.8683681

I miss the times when faggots where hanged for being faggots, and being a lolicon wasn't looked down upon.

>> No.8683686

>>8683679
>mutual masturbation for pleasure
I thought better of you, anon.

>> No.8683690

>>8683681
Modern day third world Islamic countries?

>> No.8683688

The fact that there are actually gay men on /jp/ really saddens me. 3D gays are even worse than 3D women.

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>>8683676
>>8683681
>>8683688

>mfw /jp/spie was straight near me

>2012
>still not gay
ISHYGDDT

>> No.8683697

>>8683681
didn't realise the moralfaggotry on jp was so strong you cry and moan about being judged as lolifags but youre completely intolerant of anything else
>>8683686
sorry your values of sex are skewed by your over-appreciation of your normalfag ideals because you have never and will never have any

lots of perfectly straight guys in this situation would get their dick sucked and still be attracted to women and not men

>> No.8683700

>>8683690
I'm talking about pre-XIX century Europe, not the Middle East.

>> No.8683705

>>8683700
My bad, not XIX but XX.

>> No.8683715

>>8683697
>didn't realise the moralfaggotry on jp was so strong you cry and moan about being judged as lolifags but youre completely intolerant of anything else
Welcome to /jp/, where we shun homosexuals and races other than white, while enjoying 2D to the fullest.

>> No.8683719

>>8683697
>social and ethical whore
>calling others normalfags
im not even mad

>> No.8683722

what's with all sudden gay hate? a samefag?

>> No.8683750

>>8683722
I don't think you'd like when somebody whips out dick and flailing it near your face. I don't really care about gays, unless they start showing their gayness in public and force it so we should accept it as something natural.

Actually we would react exactly same if person in question was straight with female friend.

But this thread is an obvious troll bait, so I stop replying.

>> No.8683783

>>8683676
Seriously? An African /jp/sie? Wow...

>> No.8683826

>>8683750
But homosexuality does occur in nature. Rather often, no less.

>>8683715
Speak for yourself. I'm not shunning anybody, least of all over something as silly as what color their skin is.

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