/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Hey /jp/ how much non-virgin people can we found here? sex stories general

[Anonymous No.]

>be 16
>go to Osoyoos (town in BC that's pretty sick during summer, parties, etc)
>friend is macking some ugly bitch
>"Yo Anon, you wanna get laid? This chick has some friend that wants to come down"
>currently notched only ex girlfriend, 5 months ago, only had sex once then broke up
>"yeah sure"
>fat bitch comes down, I was so awkward I couldn't even mack, ended up just asking her, "so you wanna fuck?"
>Go at it, she's moanin n shit, saying I'm good for 16 etc
>confidence boost
>boner goes away
>WHY.jpg
>just tell her I drank too much beer and walk off

I ended up fucking the girl my friend was macking the next night. Fucked her for 2 hours straight and didn't cum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8677616

>College a few years back
>Get jock roommate
>Pretty girly looking myself, long girly hair, tight jeans, tight shirts, get mistaken for a girl a lot
>Learn his schedule so I can crossdress in private
>One day he comes back from class early while I'm all dressed up
>He sees me and laughs, then goes to his desk
>"Y-you don't mind?"
>"Do whatever feels good man, no hate here."
>Sit there in the awkward silence for the next few minutes
>He finally breaks it, without looking at me "It suits you."
>Blush hardcore
>Decide to dress up more often so he can see me when he comes back
>He smiles every time
>One day he comes back and watches a movie on the futon, then asks me to watch it with him
>Sit next to him all dressed up, super embarrassed
>He puts his arm up around back, as if giving me a cue
>I inch closer until I'm nuzzling into him
>He leans over and kisses me and so we start making out
>He yanks down my panties, and pulls out some lube and a condom from his drawer, as if prepared
>Doesn't ask, just jams it in
>I fall to my knees on the futon and he goes to town
>It was so sudden, but I loved every second of it
>I started to push into him, masturbating and I pretty much came immediately
>I icame everywhere, then right after he came
>It took us maybe 45 seconds to get to fucking, then about 4 minutes to finish
>He sighed and fell on the bed, "My God I've been waiting to do that for weeks, hah"
>He looked over at me sitting on the futon, still in shock at what just happened
>"Oh don't worry I'll last longer next time, I've just been holding this in for a while."

And that's how I got fucked by my roommate while dressed up as a girl almost everyday freshman year.

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

I lost my traffic tickets virginity yesterday.
And then my automobile accident virginity this morning.

I don't know why bad things are suddenly happening.

[Anonymous No.]

>be 14
>meet my grandma's friend's daughter for first time
>she is 15 and looks great
>her dad is in military and mom is strict as fuck
>we go to her room and do some kissing and touching
>her mom says that my grandma and her are going out for something (irrelevant item)
>we go "yessss"
>they leave and we continue
>I fucked her good
>she asked if I've ever done anyone else
>"no"

God bless me knowing my female anatomy, or I'm sure I would have looked like a stupid beta loser
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[Anonymous No.]

My sex life has been very bland, except for this single incident:

>be dating this 6/10 girl for seven weeks
>get drunk one night and "accidentally" fuck this 8/10 chick I work with
>next morning wake up next to her, we have a quick conversation, essentially: "That was some great sex last night but we shouldn't have done it."
>Girlfriend texts me: "Hey, I'm coming over :3"
>Workgirl: "I'd better leave, then."
>Me: "Yeah."
>Workgirl: "She lives on the other side of town though, right?"
>"Yeah..."
>We fuck frantically for the next twenty minutes, both cum just as I can hear tires on the gravel driveway
>Push workgirl into the en suite, go to meet girlfriend downstairs in just my robe
>Turns out this morning visit is because she wants to fuck
>Fuck her on the couch downstairs, somehow manage to cum
>She goes to shower in the downstairs bathroom, I'm all: "I'll join you in a minute, just gotta make a call..."
>Rush workgirl out
>Never. Got. Caught.

Woof.

[Anonymous No.]

>posting on 4chan
>/jp/!/
>mom walks in with plate of spaghetti
>see's thread called Sex Stories Generalize
>starts telling me I'm too old to not have save
>I'm only 40
>she tries to put the spaghetti on the desk so I can diner
>spaghetti falls on my crotch
"Oh no!" she exclaims loudly.
>starts to slurp spaghetti
>somehow my dick ends up in the middle
>I didn't ask for spaghetti and meatballs

LLOL.

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

>>8677636

[Anonymous No.]

non-virgins don't belong here

[Tokiko No.]

>>8677866
Got a problem with the fact I've had sex and you haven't, punk?

[Anonymous No.]

>Walk in the club
>Bitches on my tip
Every. Damn. Night.