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[Anonymous No.]

The most epic shit you made. Yes, the one you'll remember all your life, this one.

Me:

>Constipated for 8 days
>Doctor gives me treatment
>" Be careful, it may take a bit to be effective but it's very powerful, you should take a day off"
>Have to go to school, I decide to go anyway as it feels like it's not working
>Be in class
>Stomach start to make a lot of noice
>Suddenly I have a volcano inside
>Rush thru the classroom
>Take cellphone in hand as if I have a very important call
>Running is pushing shit faster
>Walking is too slow
>Hooooo god, managed to get in toilet just at time
>Sit
>I'm all wet
>Push
>Shit cork blast out so fast that water splashed all over my ass
>Rest is only watery shit
>Diarrhea coming out of my ass so fast that it makes a machine gun sounds when it hits the toilets
>Pushing the walls, pulling my knees up
>"Ahhhhhhhhhhh"
>Hear voice " WTF ?"
>Don't care
>2 min of non stopping shit.
>let myself rest on toilet sit, exhausted but happy.
>try to wipe ass but no need
>stand up, take a look to that mighty soup of shit filling the bowl halfway
>flush, wash hand and go back to class

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

please respond

[Anonymous No.]

Who are you quoting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8673816

[Anonymous No.]

Back to >>>/r9k/1673961 with you.