/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

I'm tired of working, I wish I could stay home and just be a hikki, but I don't qualify for autism bucks. What do I do, /jp/?

[Tokiko No.]

Find a better job?

[Anonymous No.]

Get a job that lets you have more time off. Go back to school. Save up for a year and take a hikki vacation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8668772
That's terrible advice for someone who doesn't want to work.

[Fuyuki Osari !!SD/qp/1lfGH No.]

You don't qualify because you hesitate and ask questions like this. If you had refused to get a job in the first place and played chicken with the system, you'd have autism bucks right now.

It may very well be too late for you. Sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

get diagnosed. if you can't act, then learn, nigga.

[Anonymous No.]

Become a street pharmacist. With enough luck you'll have plenty clientele and you'll get to sit around the house all day (unless you need new merch).
Pretty risky though, it's not for everyone.

[Anonymous No.]

move in with your parents

[Anonymous No.]

>>8668788

OP here. I live with my parents and go to college. I also work two jobs. I don't think they'd let me be a hikki. I hope to save up around $5000 and live off that for a while...but it'll run out eventually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8668793

Lie about child abuse and try to get adopted by a better family.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8668798

I'm 22. No one would adopt me. Not even a /jp/'er...

[Anonymous No.]

Say you have some kind of mental illness.

[Anonymous No.]

Accept your fate OP.

[Fuyuki Osari !!SD/qp/1lfGH No.]

>>8668804
I would adopt you if I had the money.

I might kill you, though~

[Anonymous No.]

be a forever online student. Thats what I do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8668811
Get the fuck out of /jp/ you creep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8668771
What country you from?

Everyone in Australia, everyone qualifies for autism bucks. You don't need any diagnosis. You get money, for actively job searching. You get even more for being disabled, you get people to nurse you for freezies.

I get $1900 a semester for studying at an university, that costs me $0 for the entire course, and I also get $250 bucks a fortnight to help my studies too. My parents still pay for all my food and accommodation. If I was renting, I'd also get rent help payments.

I haven't worked a single day in my life and I go to Japan every midyear with the money I get given by the government, and it only costs $500 return for me to fly to Tokyo.

Maybe you guys should think about moving here.

[Fuyuki Osari !!SD/qp/1lfGH No.]

>>8668844
Hey, that's rude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8668849
Goddamn, what an amazing country.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8668849

But things spin counterclockwise there. That kind of scares me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8668849
What are you an abo?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8668857
I'd be more concerned about the blood rushing to my head and change falling out of my pockets. Not to mention upside down spiders are the scariest

[Anonymous No.]

>>8668857
>>8668861
Also the minimum wage is $15 an hour.

That's what you get for working at MacDonalds or at a convenience store, etc.

People get $22 an hour working part time at groceries.

And $1AUD is worth more than $1USD.

If you import everything you buy, which you would if you're an otaku. The shipping also isn't expensive since Japan is pretty close.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8668857

>being scared of things spinning the other direction

Maybe you do qualify for autism bucks after all

[Anonymous No.]

>>8668866
Nah I'm a typical asian nerd studying medicine at Melbourne Uni.

[Anonymous No.]

Apart from the economy Australia's a shithole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8668861
Only if you're a NEET. I'd hate to actually have a job being forced to subsidize the bad life choices of jp'ers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8668888
Who cares if you're not leaving your room?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8668849
>>8668882

I've been seriously considering this as America, particularly California, looks like it is heading down the path of Russia in the near future.

How easy would it be for an Italian/American dual citizen to get a visa to live there?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8668897
They are making it harder to immigrate, but if it's for studying it's like 100% chance of getting visa.

If it's business ventures, that's pretty good too.

Best way, is to get a fake marriage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8668891
It's not like i want to leave my room.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8668907

>marrying

No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8668888
It's actually one of the safest places in the world for NEETs. There are no natural disasters, no earthquakes, tornadoes, floods or anything down in Melbourne.

It is also super fun, despite what people think. The people just don't judge you for being a pussy beta nerd.

Iono, there's a lot of asians here, if you're asian, it makes life funzies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8668907
It's no different than here in America...on paper. Wetbacks still get in because border patrol is as lazy as OP.

>>8668930
But loli is banned there and your internet is being policed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8668939
Only in NSW.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8668939
Loli isn't banned, it's a big misconception.

And internet isn't policed. Nothing is filtered.

Whenever, I come back from Japan, I just them all my loli doujins and they let me in. It's all about states. NSW and SA are the only uptight states.

But if you don't live somewhere shitty, there are no issues.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legal_status_of_cartoon_pornography_depicting_minors#Australia

Check yourself, loli is not banned, and the one guy who was caught with it, got like a few months of community service, no fines nothing. The judge apologized and etc.

Also the thing about banning A-cups got a huge backlash, and everyone was like are you retarded Judge who said that?

People aren't dumb or conservative enough to ban something as harmless as loli.

http://www.theage.com.au/national/simpsons-cartoon-ripoff-is-child-porn-judge-20081208-6tmk.html

>Many have mistaken this as a Federal nation-wide ban which does not exist.
>Criteria described stated "small breasts" as one of few examples, leading to the outrage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8668970
Fuck, cya /jp/ I'm moving, talk to you when I get on Aust Heaven

[Anonymous No.]

>>8668930

But..but...I don't wanna get killed and eaten by dropbears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8668923
why not? You get yourself a female servant to do the chores

[Anonymous No.]

>I wish I could stay home and just be a hikki
Dude no, it's my biggest regret.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8669242
>wanting to be the man in a relationship

[Anonymous No.]

>>8668811
>>8668840
>>8668844
Forced meme.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8672309
Hey kid, just go to bed already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8669239
>>8669239
>>8669239
Listen to this man. It's all fun in games for the first two weeks then you do not want this life. Most of us who are hiki are unable to change our ways do to some weakness on our part.

You do not want this life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8668840
>>8668844
>>8668849
>>8668854
Forced meme.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8669239

>I wish I'd had the courage to live a life true to myself, not the life others expected of me.

>I wish I didn't work so hard.


I have no regrets, this is the only path.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8672336
I was a NEET
Then, not long ago, I decided to change and get back to business.

Neither are the life I want, and I'm still unhappy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8672361
This is interesting. Maybe none of us will ever be happy until we finally reach gensokyo.

[Anonymous No.]

hikki life is great if you're an actual hikki and not just some lazy subhuman normal being a neet. if you're a normal then go be one. stop wasting time and go do all the stupid normal shit you should be doing. we're cut from a different cloth.

>>8672366
wrong. i'm perfectly happy. the only unpleasant part of my day is when i read stupid comments from people like you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8668771
envy those who can