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what do I do if I am not gay and living with someone who is gay and probably wants sexual favors

>> No.8666476
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make an Okuu thread

>> No.8666477

time to start pleasuring, get to it, chop chop

>> No.8666478

>>8666473
Your cute Touhou picture does not blind me to your shitty thread.

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>>8666476
this seems like the best solution

>> No.8666484

If you're even considering it, then you're probably gay too. Suck his dick.

>> No.8666488

If you don't want to do it, say you aren't interested.

If you do want to do it, explicitly say that you are not interested in intimacy and you are curious about sex.

dress up as your favorite touhou while you are at it!

>> No.8666510
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I used to think that gay men were unstoppable beasts driven by lust who wouldn't stop fighting until the ass of their victims was obliterated.

Are you cute OP?
Mind posting some pics?

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>>8666476
>>8666481
Post more Okuu if you're going to. Drown the OP out.

>> No.8666516

>>8666510
I second this, but only if OP is a cute trap.

/jp/ - homosexual trysts

>> No.8666522

>>8666516
OP here

I'm trying to become a cute trap, do you guys have any advice? I am 0 steps in and don't have a lot of money.

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/jp/ - Otakuu Culture

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>>8666529
Otokuu?

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No time for love, Utsuho Thread

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>>8666558
Looks like love time and Okuu time.

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Are you paying rent? If not time to start sucking op

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More Okuu

More explosions

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>> No.8666771

Just think about how delicious their cock is.
A fat dick laying on your face and balls slapped on your chin. Try rubbing your anus a bit too, it feels great when it twitches from stimulation. Just imagine if a dick was doing that...

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>> No.8666780

>I am not gay
What are you, some sort of faggot?

>> No.8666784

>>8666522
You either are or you're not. Shaving off your body hair and working out is a necessity, but it is not enough. As a test, look in a mirror and ask yourself if you'd fuck you. If the answer is yes, then you're probably a good trap.

>> No.8666831

>>8666784
I'm not a good trap but I would fuck myself anyway,

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>>8666784
>look in a mirror and ask yourself if you'd fuck you.

not him but, this is kind of difficult. I'm fairly androgynous so I think of fucking myself as a man, or as a woman. Maybe I'm just a narcissist?

>> No.8666843

>>8666835
If you were a narcissist, you'd have a tripcode.

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Ochu

>> No.8666861

>>8666831
In that case, you may just be looking for someone who also has low standards. This is, of course, assuming you want to get fucked.

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Okuu is love

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>>8666855
>no galaxy cloak

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>>8666843
>>8666843
Or maybe I'd do this.

Admire my repeating numbers as well please.

>> No.8666939

>>8666914
you have a really ugly chin but a nice smooth face

>> No.8666942

>>8666914
Damn, I'd suck your cock, dude.

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>>8666914

>> No.8666970

>>8666914
BONER ACTIVATED!

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>> No.8666996

>>8666914
I'd fuck you in the ass, no homo.

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>>8666996
You'd have to take it in the ass shortly after as well then. It's a double edged sword to be a lover of asses.

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Okuu could be high tier in UNL if she had paid more attention to Master Ohgai's teachings.

>> No.8667055

>>8667024
Nope, sorry, I only give ass dickings, I don't take them.

>> No.8667087
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Remember that thread a year and a half ago about some gay dude that said he was straight for Okuu?

>> No.8667107

>>8666586

The dialogue alone from this book was enough to give me an errection, jesus christ.

>> No.8667159

>>8666914

Time to fuck little boy.

>> No.8667194

>>8667107
Problem?

>> No.8667207

>>8666914
I'd fuck you, and I'm not even gay.

>> No.8667225

>>8666914
At let no man say /jp/ is ugly again.

>> No.8667290

>>8666914

stupid sexy /jp/......

>> No.8668234

>>8666771
Time to tug on the sausage then. Mighty arousing.

>> No.8668538

>>8666914
Do you have a dakimakura of yourself?

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