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What do you normally masturbate to, /jp/?

>> No.8662198

VNs, Eromanga, or my imagination.

>> No.8662201

you're mom lmao

>> No.8662203

cumming cumming cocks

>> No.8662204

You're mom, lulz X-DDDDDD

>> No.8662205

To other /jp/ers masturbate.
Everytime i create a lewd thread i fap to the thought of other anons fapping due to the thread.

>> No.8662219

h-games, 3d porn (traps, orgies)

>> No.8662222
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softness warmth and the sound of breathing

>> No.8662227

I once masturbated to /jp/'ers talking dirty about touhous in a thread. I was laying on my back withough a shirt. All the cock sucking and impregnation chat made me cum buckets. There were loud splashing sounds of the cum landing together over my toned pecs. *slosh* *slosh* *splash*

I just layed there with my toes curling and legs having spasms. If that were a /jp/ fujoshi, they would have definitely had my baby inside them.

>> No.8662229

>>8662205

Henshin 3 thread creator?

>> No.8662232

>>8662196
To a lot of things.
Sometimes to cute stuff and sometimes to really sick shit.

>> No.8662235

Mostly stories. I love reading stories about sexual experimentation between siblings and masturbation, both from the (young) female point of view. I have hundreds of stories like that bookmarked. Aside from that, I masturbate to doujinshi, and drawings.

>> No.8662249
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8662249

Loving relationships. It is the only thing I fap to. The people fucking *MUST* care for each other or I just cannot get my freak on. It just feels so cold, lifeless and empty.

Of all of God's creatures, I am the most tragic.

>> No.8662254

>>8662249
Finding material must be hard.

>> No.8662267

>>8662249
>Any year.
>Worshipping a dead jew nailed to a stick.

>> No.8662276

>>8662235
Do you have any examples/links? I am interested.

>> No.8662278

>>8662267
Reported for not respecting others beliefs.

>> No.8662280

>>8662249
Loving relationships are my prefered fapping material, specially if it with characters I like, but once my "mating period" comes, I'll fap to whatever comes into my sight.

>> No.8662293

Little sisters and inconditional love which leads to obsession.

>> No.8662313

>>8662278
Reported for mental deficiency.

>> No.8662336

Lolis

>> No.8662349

>>8662276
http://www.solotouch.com/contri.php?story=29049
http://www.solotouch.com/contri.php?story=33279
http://www.solotouch.com/contri.php?story=9360
http://www.solotouch.com/contri.php?story=34222
http://www.solotouch.com/contri.php?story=22422

There are also some from the male point of view, but of course they're much less exciting: http://solotouch.com/contri.php?story=43308

More or less like that. That site really only has stories about masturbation. I've only read maybe 2-3 stories on that entire site that have to do with any kind of penetrative sex.

>> No.8662364

>>8662249
It's not an absolute requirement for me, but I'm inclined to agree with you. Romantic sex is the best, followed by happy sex. Rape just kills my boner. Romantic marital sex is like the holy grail; so rare in hentai that it might as well not even exist, but sought after just as fervently.

Really, if there's romance or love, odds are I can fap to it. Gender, species, age, and whatnot are all secondary concerns.

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Oekaki art.

>> No.8662372

>>8662364
>>8662249
I dont get it. Is this supposed to be funny?

>> No.8662375

>>8662366
Fuck off Kevin.

>> No.8662382

>>8662227
>I just layed there with my toes curling and legs having spasms. If that were a /jp/ fujoshi, they would have definitely had my baby inside them.

As much as I want to believe that I am in control of every aspect of myself, this innate drive is impossible to deny. Impregnation drives me crazy like nothing else. I hate knowing that my brain is effectively wired to desire this.

>> No.8662384

>>8662372
What?

>> No.8662391

Dismemberment and baby rape.

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>>8662375
I love you too.

>> No.8662406

>>8662372
It's a custom from /a/ where people finds funny to act like if everyone thinks romantic relationships are gruesome and liking them makes you a weirder person than everyone else in 4chan.

>> No.8662418

>>8662382
Do you have rape fantasies too? Be honest, you fucking whore.

>> No.8662422

I fap to almost anything, my favorites being brutal gangrape and loving, consensual sex with kissing and leglock.

>> No.8662428

>>8662227
> they would have definitely had my baby inside them.
You think this too?

Is it just coincidence or does all males think they have superior and potent sperm?

>> No.8662430

Lolicon ahegao and mind break

>> No.8662431

>>8662428
You don't understand. I think I came around half a cup. sometimes I measure my semen output and it's on the plus side of two tablespoons. This was near half a cup, no fucking joke, I should have recorded it if I knew it was going to be this much. That's why it made such loud splashing sounds. I could have probably made a dog pregnant with that.

>> No.8662434

I haven't been masturbating much lately. I think I broke something.

>> No.8662437

>>8662431
Excessive semen is actually less potent because the sperm density is lower, bro.

>> No.8662438

Shota yaoi guro rape and futa

>> No.8662439

>>8662437
Please don't crush my dreams. I want to have multiple girls from /jp/ kidnapped and sitting across from me with big bellies.

>> No.8662442

>>8662434
Probably experiencing a dry spell if I am using that term correctly.

I had one too a few years back where I had not masturbated for months on end. I would get lucky to have fapped once a week.

>> No.8662443

Fine vases,

>> No.8662448
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少女時代 (or Shouju Jidai). See them in 'action' below

少女時代 「GENIE」 日本版 PV [HD]
================
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxkb7Cx8qr8

>> No.8662446

Whatever I'm in the mood for. Usually traps.

>> No.8662447

>>8662227
can you link me to this thread?

>> No.8662449

That bitch niku. Best faps I've had in a long time.

>> No.8662452

>>8662227
>There were loud splashing sounds of the cum landing together over my toned pecs.
The noises are fun sometimes. I love it when I've fapped for a long time, and I finally cum, there's a short pause until I hear it like rain falling down all around me.

>> No.8662453

Visions of dog I had when I was in high school.

>> No.8662462

It's hard for me to fap to something that is not femdom. It's not like I don't get aroused by anything else, but at the end of the day, when I have to choose the picture to look at while ejaculating, it's most likely going to be a femdom pic, or a futa pic that I can visualize a femdom situation for.

>> No.8662464 [DELETED] 

Anything scat and anal related. Male scat Female scat. Lesbian gay scat. Anything under that fetish I have been fapping to for months now non stop.

I used to like other things though. I used to have a wide variety of fetishes that I loved to indulge in but for some reason I cant get out out of this loop I am in. I used to take this fetish in moderation with others but now its all I can get off too.

I wonder if I am addicted. I miss fapping to feet ;_;

>> No.8662476

>>8662464
Wow, so edgy by masturbating to things that humans find repulsive. So deep and misunderstood. Mmmm rub that disgusting smelly shit on my face, so sexy.

>> No.8662479

>>8662476
I am not trying to prove anything or be anything here.

I wish I could go back to what I used to fap to ;_;

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Some people find this attractive, or at least pretend to.

>> No.8662499

I like reading long, detailed stories with a ton of different words describing everything in a new way each time. And commas. Lots and lots of commas. Maybe it's because that's the way I write when I try to explain things.

Also talking with people online sometimes through text and voice....

>> No.8662500

>>8662479
Stop fapping for a few days to a week and come back to vanilla stuff afterwards.

That's usually how I fix myself when things get out of line.

>> No.8662501

>>8662491
So instead of trying to help someone you make fun of them.

>> No.8662506
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>>8662464
Here is 少女時代's feet

See more of them below
============
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pA_Tou-DPI

>> No.8662507

>>8662491
Wow, it has been a long time since I last saw this.

>> No.8662508

>>8662500
I think think that is best. I need to get do stuff to take my mind of of porn in general. I have done it before but put dint two and two together before.

Thanks

>> No.8662509

>>8662501
>help someone
I don't have a gun. We are not your personal army anyway.

>> No.8662516

>>8662509
>We are not your personal army
Wow. The last time I have heard that was when I used to post in /b/

>> No.8662522

>>8662509
>We are not your personal army anyway.
Are you trolling, or just very stupid?

Wait, lemme rephrase that.
You are very stupid. Might you also be attempting to troll?

>> No.8662523

>>8662516
That's great. Maybe you should go back there. They post all kinds of edgy things there, and plenty of scat. Your /b/rothaz will 'delivar' an entire thread of porn, just for you. Because you are a 'faggot'.

>> No.8662527

>>8662523
I dont get what you are so angry about

>> No.8662535

>>8662527
Misunderstanding emotions is a symptom of autism. For reference, I am not angry.

Posting in a shit masturbation thread, about masturbating to shit, and then expecting people to "help" you, on /jp/ of all places. What were you thinking?

>>>/adv/
>>>/b/
>>>/r9k/

>> No.8662537

>>8662500
Not fapping just makes my mind more lewd.

>> No.8662546

>>8662535
You seemed to be quite worked up about it though. I even deleted my post since it seemed to have offended you so much to keep posting like that. It's obvious you arent understanding like others were.

>> No.8662549

>>8662506
>the boys
Worst song yet.
New album was awful.
Much better song:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4-SxcCO5d0

>> No.8662580

>>8662546
Not the guy you're responding to but you make it pretty obvious you recently came from /b/a/v/ with all the "u mad xD?" shit in your posts.

>> No.8662578

your ex-girl friends

>> No.8662592

>>8662546
Your post didn't offend me. That's the second time you've misunderstood what you thought were strong emotions.

What do you personally find attractive about shit? I don't have a lot of sympathy for you because I don't see how anyone in a sane state of mind could be attracted to it, that's all.

What do you expect us to help you with? Your addiction or masturbation material request?

>> No.8662593

Her. ;_;

>> No.8662597

>>8662578
Hey, me too.

>>8662580
What are you even talking about? There isn't any "u mad" stuff in his posts, he's just genuinely confused as to why that poster is so hot and bothered over what he posted.

>> No.8662609

>>8662580
I was not trying to do that at all.

>>8662592
Then why keep replaying to me? You could just ignored the post let someone else help me and it could have ended there. Instead you are carrying on about this and wont leave it be.

>> No.8662605

>>8662597
Cool meme.

>>>/b/

>> No.8662618

>>8662593

This made me really sad for some reason. Please don't be sad! You will have someone some day that loves and cares about you as long as you take care of your life and are willing to reach out just a little. Even if things seem hopeless or you aren't able to be with the person you wished you could, there is always someone else out there too.

>> No.8662625

>>8662605
I don't think you have a very good level of comprehension of what memes are.

>> No.8662642

>>8662618
are you ♥ but changed names by any chance?

>> No.8662638

>>8662625
No one asked what "you think"

>> No.8662645

>>8662609
I don't see why you expect /jp/ to cure you of your addiction to scat. Is it some sympathy you want? Or just some advice? Some kind anon has already told you; stop masturbating for a while. You may need a more specialized forum to deal with this specific issue. Or you could try >>>/adv/


>>8662618
Reach for the stars, lonely-kun~

>> No.8662646

newborn porn.
cannibalism.

i love see to women kill and eat men.

>> No.8662650

>>8662638
I don't think you have a very good level of comprehension of what image boards (or discussion boards in general) are.

>> No.8662651

>>8662645
It's already over with and someone helped me...

Just give it a rest already

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>>8662646
ebin

>> No.8662662

>>8662227
my toes curl like HELL too when I cum

>> No.8662659

>>8662650
>I don't think
Couldn't have put it better myself.
>discussion boards
You're really embarrassing yourself now.

>> No.8662667

>>8662659
What is this guy even rambling on about?

>> No.8662673

>>8662667
Maybe /b/ could tell you. Go and ask them. They're pretty helpful over at tutorial island. >>>/b/

>> No.8662678

Interspecies sex, mostly monstergirls.

>> No.8662679

I have not masturbated in a month. I think my penis is broken.

>> No.8662676

>>8662667
You're trying too hard to try and fit in by the way, it's painful to watch.

>> No.8662677

Quality thread.

>> No.8662682

>>8662673
>tutorial island
You're saying you want our future citizens to be thoroughly educated in the ways of /b/ before they come here?

>> No.8662689

>>8662682
So new it hurts

>> No.8662687

>>8662679
Give it some time. If you dont feel like fapping dont try to force it.

>> No.8662688

VNs, doujins, futa, femdom, lamias, goo-girls.

>> No.8662692

>>8662679
You probably feel stronger and more energetic, don't you? If you're taking anti-depressants they pretty much kills your sex drive.

>> No.8662695

I can't tell if these /b/ related posts are ironic shitposts or not

>> No.8662698

>>8662695
I think he heard about ``trolling'' somewhere and is trying his inept hand at it, through pretending to be retarded.

>> No.8662700

>>8662692
If you're taking anti-depressants in the first place you don't have a sex-drive,

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>>8662695

>> No.8662706

I masturbate to the frustration of others.

>> No.8662709

>>8662698
>``trolling''
How new are you?

>> No.8662711

>>8662700
hahaha oh god that logic is amazing i bet you take it easy all day with those shitty tewhus or whatever.

>> No.8662708

>>8662697
>>8662698
Trolled hard

>> No.8662721
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>>8662711
Do you?

>> No.8662722

>>8662692
Actually, yes I do feel more energetic. I'm not on any meds either. Just....the whole masturbation thing literally became more of a chore than it was fun. I mean you can only do something so many times before you get tired of it. Also, I guess I can also say the female form now bores me as it is no longer mysterious or alluring.....2D or 3D. I think I might have desensitized myself.

>> No.8662719

Mainly giantess.

>> No.8662730

I never used to masturbate more than a couple of times a month, but lately I've been fapping daily and I have urges to do it more often. I've even started to sexualise Touhous

Wat do

>> No.8662723

>>8662706
You must have drained yourself with this thread

>> No.8662726

>>8662709
You are incredibly bad at understanding what other people post.

>> No.8662727

>>8662711
This is ironic.

>tewhus
>taking it easy
This is quite funny. Though you are right that it's retarded logic. Just because you get put on meds, doesn't mean you didn't get horny before it.

>> No.8662735

>>8662726
Thanks for sharing your opinion.

>> No.8662736

Pretty much anything as long as it's not homo porns.

>> No.8662741

>>8662730
Welcome to the Touhou master race.

Soft loli Cirno pantsu
Delicious old hag Yukari butt

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>>8662736
>ZUN!bareback

>> No.8662752

>>8662741
Don't tempt me anon, it feels wrong.

;_;

>> No.8662756

alright let's say i masturbate to girls as a hypothetical.

>> No.8662764

>>8662196

The brutal gangrape and mindbreak of a beautiful 2D girl.

Nothing else is worth my time.

>> No.8662771

>>8662756
what

>> No.8662781

All I'm thinking about is OPs pic and raising her leg up and slipping her virginity gate off as I begin to realize I have midterms this week.

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>>8662752
What's wrong with you? They are pure, and perfect. Enjoy them, for they will live in a special place in your heart.

>> No.8662803
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I imagine the females of /jp/ look like this. It turns me on, but it's n-not like I want to date one or anything.

>> No.8662806

>>8662803
There are social networking sites and porn sites for that kind of thing

>> No.8662814

>>8662803
>>>/a/
>>>/soc/

>> No.8662823

>>8662803
I want to fuck females from /jp/ really badly too. If I ever met one they would think I'm some douchebag from /fit/ or /o/ though.

>> No.8662825

>>8662814
>>>/neo-/jp/

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>>8662814

>> No.8662829

>>8662823
You are from fit though, you're not a real /jp/sie

>> No.8662833

Actually, stalking /jp/ females is a hobby of mine. They pretend they don't like it, but they do, they love the attention.

>> No.8662839

>>8662833
Of course they do they are girls

>> No.8662846

>>8662833
Do you have some advanced techniques for finding out they're females? Because someone outright revealing that they're female is pretty rare.

N-not that I care about /jp/ females or anything, I'm just curious!

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>>8662833
Women wouldn't be as disgusting if their vaginas didn't bleed or smell. I imagine it to be a worse issue for a /jp/ female. They'd probably have a lot higher powerlevel than I do aswell. Though I like the idea of fucking a NEET female /jp/ shitposter for a while.

>> No.8662863

>>8662829
I've only been to fit for their guide which wasn't that great anyways. A friend of mine works at the gym and helps me out instead, fuck off butthomo.

>> No.8662860

>>8662846
Why are you stuttering in text?

>> No.8662865

>>8662860
Because he is a faggot.

>> No.8662873

>>8662856
I guess if I wanted to shove my dick into a girl, I would choose a /jp/ female. The experience would be interesting I think.

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>>8662860

>> No.8662882

>>8662875

get out

>> No.8662883

>>8662875
we need a mod here. this should be banned on sight.

>> No.8662884

>>8662846
I can identify normally them from their posting style and images, if not, it's implied in their posts.

>> No.8662889

>>8662882
>>8662883
>>8662887
le trolled hard!

>> No.8662887

>>8662875
upboated

>> No.8662892

>>8662882
>>8662883
>>8662887
Sorry but I knew your responses would be hilarious.

>> No.8662897

>>8662873
Women with the same interests as us are bat-shit crazy. Females who watch anime, play video games and VNs have mental issues, they're usually hambeasts too.

>> No.8662899

>>8662897
This anon speaks the truth.

>> No.8662901

>>8662897
That's another turn off. Though I don't like to be judgmental or shallow, physical attraction is very important in these matters.

>> No.8662902
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I just want someone to love me as much as she loves Yuki.

>> No.8662903

>>8662884
There's a difference?

That's cool, now I need to figure out how to adopt female posting mannerisms.

>> No.8662908

>>8662884
Nah, sometimes I pretend to be a girl by going certain ways with my writing or some topics where it's easy to get confused in.

>>8662873
Well, there really needs to be a distinction made here. I don't want any /cgl/ or /a/ shit to think they're desirable in the least by reading this thread. Quite the contrary actually, I find the general rabble on those boards repulsive.

>> No.8662909

>>8662897
Just like the males then.

>> No.8662915

>>8662908
>sometimes I pretend to be a girl
We all do that.

>> No.8662913

>>8662897
That's why I said it would be interesting, excluding the hambeast aspect.
I'm gonna do it, anyway.

>> No.8662920

>>8662902
I did that with someone from /jp/ actually. For three whole months. It didn't work out so well. I saved the chat logs to read over, forever reminding me of my life's greatest failure.

I have everything that I needed or wanted, she would have been the angel of top of my overdecorated christmas tree.

>> No.8662922

>>8662909
Speaking of females, hambeast alert.

>> No.8662926

>>8662913
*I'm NOT gonna do it anyway

Thank you dyslexia.

>> No.8662923

>>8662922
Sick doubles.

>> No.8662924

>>8662909
Males are not bat-shit crazy, they are usually autistic instead.

>> No.8662927
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>/jp/

>> No.8662931

>>8662920
Why didn't it work out?

>> No.8662934

>>8662920

I'm sorry it didn't work out man.

>> No.8662935

>>8662931
Because they live in different countries.

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>/jp/

>> No.8662943

>>8662924
Speaking from experience?

>> No.8662945

>>8662920
Upload them. Now.

>> No.8662953

>>8662924
Yeah, the males who go too deep into this hobby usually have problems with shutting themselves away from the world, while the females are more genuinely insane and dangerous. The worst thing that can happen if you try to befriend a male /jp/er is that it's hard to communicate with him, while with female /jp/ers you can expect stuff like being tricked into drinking their menstrual blood.

>> No.8662954

>>8662935
This summer.
The greatest love story ever told.
From the director of ">who are you quoting"
...
>/jp/

In a world. Full of shitposting. 2 people meet. On an imageboard that will change them forever.

Staring Tom Hanks & Gwyneth Paltrow.

>> No.8662957

>>8662948
Slut.

>> No.8662961

>>8662948
Her right leg is deformed.

>> No.8662965

>>8662961
It's half the size of the other leg.

>> No.8662967

>>8662948
I can imagine her hand slipping into that low tide smelling snatch awash with her vaginal secretions whilst her pubic hair becomes matted and.....

I just threw up.

>> No.8662968

>>8662961
>cannot into perspective

>> No.8662969

>>8662957
Masturbation is the purest form of love.

Self-love.

>> No.8662971

>>8662931
I have no idea. On valentines day I got really paranoid and thought they went on a date instead of being with me and I got really angry with them. Then they went to fix their face or something for ten minutes, and when they came back I told them to promise they were just exclusively for me... she did it too, but I don't think she meant it..
The next day I was told they had to go on a trip for two weeks and they'd be back soon, so I waited two whole weeks patiently. Three weeks have passed and they've never logged back on.
Why would you do this?

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Man if I knew how to meet /jp/-like women in real life I would jump at the chance. I have no idea how to meet interesting women.

>> No.8662985

>>8662971
>they
What the flying fuck.

>> No.8662988

>>8662953
>>while with female /jp/ers you can expect stuff like being tricked into drinking their menstrual blood.

Oh god that story again.

Anyways a female /jp/er girlfriend/wife would still be nice. She can sit and home and dust the anime figures and download/install the eroges while I go outside and make a nice living for the both of us or whatever.

>> No.8662998

>>8662985
At first I thought that Anon had used "they" to avoid implying sex, the I re-read it and saw a she.

>> No.8662992

>>8662985
He's using the singular they. He is American, forgive him. There's no education system there.

>> No.8662993

>>8662969
I'm sure there's some ancient Chinese sage who said something that can back this up.

>> No.8662995

>>8662971
You sound possessive, paranoid and like you have low self-esteem. These aren't qualities that females desire in an alpha male. Though I do have a lot of sympathy for you, as I've been there myself and it's hard to get over. Long distance doesn't work, in my experience, no matter how hard you want to believe.

Best thing I think you can do is simply accept it, move on and basically take some time to appreciate where you went wrong. For all you know she might have died on the trip. Holding a grudge is easy to do.

>> No.8662996

>>8662978
Try /b/ women, they seem to suit more your tastes.

>> No.8663004

>>8662992
Do British people have a superior way to refer to a singular third person of unknown gender? Kinda unrelated, since >>8662971 clearly mentioned her gender, but it often annoys me to have to use they when talking about on person. He/she is not a valid replacement.

>> No.8663015

>>8663004
Why not using "that person" instead?

>> No.8663017
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8663017

>>8662998
Oh well whatever, don't go autistic over it.

>>8662995
It's hard to hold self esteem with just words. If we'd meet in person that would have been great, since my appearance would have done plenty of work for me. I don't hold a grudge, I just want to know what I did wrong.
http://www.mediafire.com/?kcm3rpw8d1o4gf3

Here's the chat for whoever wanted it. Don't give a fuck she's probably never coming back. If it turned out to be a guy in the end, I wouldn't have cared either. It would have been fine by me.

>> No.8663018

>>8663011
Are you a girl?

>> No.8663011
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8663011

>>8662988
I'd sit at home and polish your anime figure ZUN!bar.

>> No.8663014

>>8663004
They is acceptable. Though he should have said 'her and her <family>'. The most important thing is you understood what he was saying.

>> No.8663022

/jp/ - Social

>> No.8663021

>>8663011
By polish you mean hotglue right

>> No.8663028

>>8663018
I can be a girl if you want.

>> No.8663031

>>8663017
That was pitiable.

>> No.8663029

>>8663015
It's repetitive. Things like 'I', 'they', 'he', 'she' can't really get repetitive unless you overuse them.

>> No.8663038

>>8663029
You used "they" a shitload of times though.

>> No.8663032

>>8663018
I can be a girl if you want Zunby.

>> No.8663033

anything that gives me a boner.

>> No.8663035

>>8663017
>I've never put so much effort for someone, you could at least give me an answer right?

You should have gone for the please respond.

>> No.8663039
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8663039

>>8663017
>I'm pretty much flawless

>> No.8663041

>>8663017
says:
Take it

easy

>> No.8663042

the autist on /jp/

>> No.8663043
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8663043

>>8663031
>>8663035
>>8663039
I'm glad someone could enjoy it at least. That effort didn't go to waste, even if it was to provide mocking laughter for a few people.

>> No.8663046
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8663046

12345 67890 says:
hey, so you really won't be my valentine?

Rita - says:
Never!!!

12345 67890 says:
If we were face to face, I wouldn't have to ask. I'd make you my valentine.

Rita - says:
That's not true

12345 67890 says:
Yes it is. My presence would be overpowering. You'd just give in.

Rita - says:
Nooo

Where can I get a 12 year old girlfriend ;_;

>> No.8663051

>>8663038
Re-read it and put “that person” in every instance of they. Working without thinking about the grammar of it, “they” is much more comfortable to read that many times in a paragraph.

>> No.8663050

>>8663017
I feel sorry for you reading this log. I keep expecting to see a "please respond" in there.

>> No.8663054

>>8663050
That was before that meme was forced on /jp/. Note the valentines day designation at the first sentence.

>> No.8663056

>>8663046
Sounds more like that girl you have a crush on in your chemistry class you add on facebook and she's too nice of a person to just ignore or block you.

>> No.8663058

>>8663017
>I can be 100% completely entirely yours too if you want.
>No thank you...
Even if you're autistic and couldn't take the hint earlier, that's pretty fucking decisive. You clearly creeped her out to the point she doesn't want to talk to you anymore. Or she died in a traffic accident while on the trip and never got the chance to reveal her true feelings that she was so hesitant to reveal.

>> No.8663065

>>8663061
upgrade from notepad.exe

>> No.8663061

>>8663046
Why can't I see the log in paragraphs like that?
It displays in a single line, wich makes it extremly annoying to read.

>> No.8663067

>>8663061
I pasted it to emacs, maybe the formatting was off when you opened it with whatever it was you opened it with.

>> No.8663068

I feel like these conversations were intended to be private and not aired for all /jp/ to see.

>> No.8663069

>>8663017
Honestly I think "she" was just trolling you. Sounds like some "Jessica" would do.

>> No.8663070

>>8663056
You seem to know a lot about how these things work out, anon. Anything you want to tell us?

>> No.8663078
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8663078

>>8663067

>> No.8663082
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12345 67890 says:
I shouldn't have bothered talking to anyone, what a mistake. If you're going to be a bitch about stuff just forget it.
Rita - says:
I give up
12345 67890 says:
I really tried but it's like you don't even care.
Rita - says:
Even though I did my best
My very best*
12345 67890 says:
You didn't do anything.
Rita - says:
Oops
12345 67890 says:
for future reference, what exactly did I do wrong?
whatever you don't give a fuck. Have fun gaping your ass next valentines too, just don't think anyone's going to be stupid enough to believe you were sleeping.
Rita - says:
Stop swearing!
Please!
12345 67890 says:
Well, this is the last message you'll get from me so goodbye.
Rita - says:
Do what you think is best because I don't know what is.

12345 67890 says:
JUST GIVE MA F UCKING ANSWER

>> No.8663079

>>8663061
Use wordpad instead of notepad.
Right click > Open with >Wordpad

>> No.8663087

>>8663069
I wonder how often that happens. I have a feeling many /jp/ers would be really easy to troll this way if you have the time and dedication.

>> No.8663089

>>8663058
Well, it's hard to see when you have a veil like that over your face.
>>8663068
>>8663068
Who cares, it's the same as her being dead right now. /jp/ is my best friend, and it's okay to talk about this stuff with your friends right?

>>8663069
I was nervous about that at first. But three whole months just to mess with someone? I also remember early one she called me her angel you know? It felt pretty good to be thought of nicely by someone.

>> No.8663085

>>8663079
I fucking love you.

>> No.8663091

>>8663085
Post pictures of your erect pecker as payment.

>> No.8663100
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8663100

12345 67890 says:
You've never shown any care. If anything you keep me at a distance and contact me with a pole.

Rita - says:
Take it easy

>> No.8663104

>>8663087
>I have a feeling many /jp/ers would be really easy to troll this way if you have the time and dedication.
Well, you'd be surprised of how many of us already did that, specially those of us who usually play MMORPGs...

>> No.8663112
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8663112

12345 67890 says:
My exterior is peerless in cleanliness.
I wish I could just throw you over my shoulder and that'd be the end of it. Especially after all this.

Rita - says:
You're gonna carry that weight a long time
I'm sorry man, I feel bad for you, but shit that was funny.

>> No.8663110

>>8663091
Are you making a collection or something?

>> No.8663118

>>8663087
>>he hasn't been trolled to HELL and back yet by a male /jp/er who was pretending to be a girl

Dude that's like almost a rite of passage here. Probably one of the requirements for wizardry too.

>> No.8663120
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8663120

12345 67890 says:
You didn't really mean that.

Rita - says:
I did

12345 67890 says:
Did you say it to anyone else?

Rita - says:
No

12345 67890 says:
So you're really exclusively all mine?

Rita - says:
I guess

12345 67890 says:
Please say it!

Rita - says:
?

>> No.8663114

>>8663082
Geez, he sounds like a fucking woman. That passive aggressive way of forcing her to comfort him is exactly the kind of stuff that's embarrassing to see men do.

>> No.8663123

>>8663089
It's the type of thing Jessica would do, I've seen more than one person talk about it. She adds people just to mess with them and then just out of the blue blocks them. She gets off on thinking people are going to be sitting there wondering why she hasn't replied.

>> No.8663127

>>8663118
A requirement for wizardry involves pursuit of women, albeit false ones? That seems somehow backwards.

>> No.8663128

>>8663089
>/jp/ is my best friend, and it's okay to talk about this stuff with your friends right?
I would be a hypocrite if I said I never talked with anybody about the subject of girls and company, but I generally avoid that kind of thing because I would feel embarrassed revealing that to the internet (not to mention that /jp/ is not your blog, etc.)

My grand total of quasi-romantic interactions with girls were a host of unrequited hidden crushes and one utterly disastrous short-lived online relationship with a girl I had knew for about three days IRL.

I broke it off because it was driving me psychotic. She kept pushing for more and I kept pushing back. It vaguely resembled the reverse of your relationship, except your girl was more patient than I was.

/jp/ - My Hypocritical Blog

>> No.8663129
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8663129

>>8663114
Whatever man, I'm telling you, things are different online. Offline I'd have her like putty in my hands.

>> No.8663134

>I give you washy washy washy washy

Good Lord, why did I had to remember this son?

>> No.8663142

>>8663123
Hmm, what's her current name on Steam? I wonder if she's blocked me due to lack of interest or something. Can't really be bothered to sort through everyone to tell.

>>8663129
Somehow... I doubt it.

>> No.8663143

Also, does the person in question still browse /jp/? Because if so that would be hilarious and also kind of shitty, to have all this dirty laundry aired out in public.

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8663141

>>8663120
>Rita please respond

>> No.8663147
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8663147

>>8663129
>meet girl online
>be passive aggressive desperate lonely nerd
>she wants to fuck
>she runs away and never got to meet me
>i'd have nailed that bitch so hard
>alpha as fuck

>> No.8663148

>>8663089
>But three whole months just to mess with someone?
There are people who do that. Thing is, they're just as pathetic as you, they just handle their miserable existence by making other people miserable. They get constant satisfaction from knowing they're messing with someone's emotions, and that after gathering all that emotional dependency, they can completely destroy you.

Humanity can be pretty disturbing sometimes. Only thing you can do is try to be one of those people who make humanity worth putting up with.

>> No.8663152
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8663152

>>8663104

...MMOs and pretending to be girls, huh. Now all the memories are flooding back. Fuck.

>> No.8663153

>>8663148
This man is right!
Get a job and contribute to society.

>> No.8663154
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8663154

>>8663142
"She" goes by a lot of different names, Naz or Jessica are some.

>> No.8663156

>>8663147

Who are you quoting?

>>>/b/
>>>/a/
>>>/v/

>> No.8663157

>>8663148
I highly doubt that this girl was an elaborate troll.

With that kind of dedication you could go back to school and get a reasonably paying job.

>> No.8663158

>>8663147
How can do you do 3 and 8 if you don't want to help people

>> No.8663162

>>8663127
Actually, these males who trick us are actually elders who are far more experienced and much closer to achieving wizardry. They just want to help us along the path by giving us a traumatizing experience that makes us never want to deal with another woman again.

>> No.8663166

>>8663156
You've never used an alpha greentext story? Sorry, you're not old enough to be posting in this thread.

>>8663158
Selfish? Yes it's difficult when other people are shit. It makes you want to be selfish too.

>> No.8663170

>>8663166

0/10.

>> No.8663171

>>8663118
So, what's your story, ZUN? I bet you get the most interesting people trying to gain your affection.

>> No.8663176

>>8663171
Previously I would have thought that all the ZUN!bar stalking was some sort of elaborate joke, but now I'm not so sure.

>> No.8663177
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8663177

>>8663152
I've done this more lots of times. Pretending to be a girl is a good way to get free gold, items, raid spots and get into guilds, one time I even had a personal heal who followed me around everywhere healing me exclusively. These people usually ask you to skype or send them a picture, I'd use a voice change like Morph Vox.

>> No.8663178

She were hesitating 12345 67890. She was going to declare her love for sure. Something happened to her. She loved you the whole time.

>> No.8663180

>>8663110
Yes actually.
Now please post it. It only takes a few minutes.

>> No.8663185

>>8663154
Hmm, apparently so. Whatevs.

>> No.8663188

You did well 12345 67890, bitch was probably telling you whe was yours while cmwhoring for a con douche in another window.

>> No.8663189

Bitches love a man who can't take care of himself.

Rita - says:
You're a hero

12345 67890 says:
I've done nothing noteworthy or heroic either.

Rita - says:
At three score and five you really got the jive to survive.

12345 67890 says:
I should have people talk to me but no one does.

Rita - says:
I'm talking to you!

>> No.8663187

>>8663143
Probably, I met them on /jp/ after all.


All this Jessica deal has me thinking though. "Rita" was just the last name she had on before the messages stopped. She went through a lot of names. Caroline was the first, but Jessica could have been one of them.

Close to the end in a log I haven't posted, I got Rita to open a link to the sweedish military whatever game, and her connection came up from North Dartmouth, MA.

Now, this is only a general area. I've had my connection in games show up as a city in the bordering state since I am close to a state border. north dartmouth is just touching Connecticut, so I've had some suspicions that may be just silly. Not that I care anymore other than knowing what I did wrong so I can repair that error (stop being passive aggressive, yes). So I'll give /jp/ that information and they can go crazy over it in-case anyone here was tracking this Jessica person.
I wasn't going to post anything like that here, but I'm really worried now if this is this person is going on a spree of sorts.

>> No.8663194

>>8663157
This kind of sadism isn't really logical. There are many things you could be doing to improve your life that would be much more effective than making other people miserable, but that doesn't stop them.

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8663198

>>8663177

...Me too. I eventually got so good at acting like the opposite gender that I ended up hopping from one endgame linkshell (guild) to another as a result of drama. In every shell someone would try to get with me, and I'd hang around as long as I could and get some items before jumping ship. I was pretty much scum. But I was a damn good RDM.

>> No.8663199

>>8663189

Nobody cares about your MSN chat. Reported, now stop spamming.

>> No.8663205

>>8662953
>while with female /jp/ers you can expect stuff like being tricked into drinking their menstrual blood.
How many times to I have to tell you that this is not particularly feasible?

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8663206

>>8663199
this thread is desperate as HELL

PLEASE RESPOND YOU BITCH NO ONE LOVES ME

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8663207

>>8663199
buttmad

>> No.8663210

>>8663189
It's best to be humble. I've done some praiseworthy things, but nothing heroic. I hardly see how friendships define how well one can take care of themselves. The average person only had 2 friends, did you know that? I'm only 2 off, har har har.

>> No.8663214

i know you guys will make fun of me but oh well.

i pretty much only masturbate to 3D trap porn. i just cant ever seem to get into anything 2D. it's not that i dont like 2D, i even have 300+ GB of trap/loli/shota doujins, it's just that when i need to fap i always resort to 3D traps.

what the hell is wrong with me guys

>> No.8663215

>>8663177
It sounds like a lot of bother to constantly have to communicate with desperate nerds, while trying to uphold their fantasy image of you. I highly prefer playing with friends I can actually respect because I did not get them through dishonesty.

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8663216

>>8663207

>> No.8663213

Rita sounds like somebody who genuinely wanted to be Misaki, but was unable to put up with her Satou and decided to run the fuck away before she got too in over her head.

This thread sure took a turn for the retarded.

>> No.8663220

>>8663213
That single log you were allowed to see is misleading you then. I initiated every contact under the assumption this person was doing poorly. It seems I was too obsessed with my Satou and I was abandoned.

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8663217

>>8663154
why are you posting my steam profile and what is going on in this thread

people are messaging me linking this thread somebody catch me up

>> No.8663223

>>8663216
Quit shitting up the thread.

>> No.8663232

>>8663217

No.

>> No.8663227

>>8663154
290 hours in Tomb Raider Anniversary? Fuck.

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>>8663217
I'm a fucking mastermind me.

>> No.8663230

>>8663213
This. Seriously.

>>8663210
I know, but you just sound really needy and clingy and aggressive and lofty. Nothing wrong with being playful but seriously, it was like reading teen x autism fanfic. I know you're posting on /jp/ but you should really know the basics about people - i.e. no one feels comfortable when someone starts dumping sob stories on them, phishing for compliments and being passive aggressive.

Though I've probably been trolled with this whole chat log. It can't be real, can it?

>> No.8663243

>>8663223

No need to cry when you have no rebuttal. If you can't handle a spanking don't ask for one.

>> No.8663248

>>8663189
>At three score and five you really got the jive to survive.
Somehow, it's really cute for a girl to talk like this. I know it's probably from some song lyrics or something, but still.

>> No.8663258

>>8663230
It's entirely real. I don't perform well under stress, and I had made a massive mistake in assuming the 14th would have been a defining day to keep this going. Having your plans crash in front of you is jarring. There is a lot of pressure to perform that day.

I also had some university difficulties to compound the issue.

>> No.8663254

>>8663243
Why would I need to rebutt an image that I didn't even look at?

>> No.8663265

>>8663217
Oh, nothing much, we're just talking about you being DIRTY FUCKING SLUT AND A LYING WHORE I HATE YOU AND WISH YOU COULD JUST DIE WHY DO YOU HAVE TO EXIST

>> No.8663272
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8663272

Are you around Rita? Is this guy in to NTR?

>> No.8663271

>>8663265
>>8663217

>>>/b/

>> No.8663277

>>8663248
It was cute, but it did happen constantly. I have a fetish for the psychologically troubled, and it really had a feel of word salad there.

Thinking about it is frustrating. I'm not very used to things evading my grasp like that.

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8663278

>>8663265
huh

>> No.8663290

Man, I just want a girl who understands the concept of freedom. (As in RMS).

Aaeru is the only female I've seen even mention it, but she's completely batshit insane.

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8663294

>>8663265
I didn't do anything to you

>> No.8663292

>>8662642

It's like a million years late, but probably not the one you are thinking of. I only used that name on /jp/ (I think) and I'm not the person from /a/.

>> No.8663293

>>8663220
So your conception of the relationship is one where you were helping this girl out?

>> No.8663305

>>8663293
"I have a fetish for the psychologically troubled"
He's a good Samaritan, he wanted to help her my injecting her life with autism.

>> No.8663318

>>8663293
I like to think so yes. The relationship began from a post of mine where I said something along the lines of "If you need someone to talk to, I'm open ears"

Then I was contacted, after which I probed her for information. Partly just from a thirst of mine to just know though. I intended to breed co-dependence, but that backfired. I was never as forceful as in this log. In all previous conversations I was a gentleman. But again , a chink like that "never!!" threw me off. You can understand if I had to display force with words, since that's all I could really use here. That seemed to be that last stray that pushed them away.

>> No.8663321

>>8663171
>>8663176
I don't want to share much because they're still my good friends and they still lurk /jp/ regularly. So saying everything would be a dick move. But the whole stalking thing is like half joke, half real.

I'll just say they were all NEET, the guy stalker was pretending to be a girl, and another seperate underage girl stalker was pretending to be an adult guy. Nothing too usual for /jp/ anons really.

>> No.8663328

>>8663290
>RMS

Root means square?
Risk management solutions?

>> No.8663333

>>8663328
freedom x .707. peak value a shit.

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8663335

>>8663328

Reduced Mean Solution.

>> No.8663344

>>8663305
Saintly of course. I had the best intentions. As for autism, I have not a single symptom.
It may be this person was autistic though, which is a real darn shame. Maybe that could explain why they left. I've read that autists have trouble in relationships with too much affection.

>> No.8663357

>>8663321
>underage girl stalker was pretending to be an adult guy
Good for her. I hope she at least attempted to keep up that charade for a while; there are too many stupid underage girls on the internet.

>> No.8663374

>>8663318
It's too bad that so often when people try to reach out to someone on /jp/, it ends up making one of them or both more miserable then they were before.

If I made a friend from /jp/, I'd never let that happen.

>> No.8663387

>>8663374

I'll be your /jp/ friend, Anon.

>> No.8663383

>>8663374
If I made a friend from /jp/ I would fellate their cock.

>> No.8663384

Hahaha, oh wow. Reading that chatlog now.

Jesus christ man. You need to learn to take it easy.

>> No.8663389

>>8663374
Your intentions are sweet, but connecting with people is harder than it looks man.

>> No.8663400

>>8663387
>>8663383
>>8663374
I'm so ronery ;_;

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8663404

>>8663374
It really is a shame. She didn't even give me a moment to apologize for my outbursts either. I'd still be willing to hold contact with them too, it seems that it's a one way feeling though. I wouldn't say this has made me all the more miserable, just aware I guess? I thought I was stringent with myself, but something like this would not have happened if I really were.

>> No.8663405

>>8663374
>If I made a friend from /jp/, I'd never let that happen.
It's not really as easy as that. You can't make any firm statements unilaterally; if someone wants to break things off, then it'll happen. Best you can do is try to not let it get to that point.

>> No.8663412
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>>8663400
So you would let me suck your cock?

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>>8663400

;_;

>> No.8663418

>>8663405
It is what it is you say? Return, ma fifille.

>> No.8663424

>>8663415
Please respond

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>>8663415
;_;

>> No.8663441

>>8663412
M-maybe just a little...

>> No.8663445

>>8663418
Huh?

>> No.8663448

>>8663415
。・゚゚・(>д<;)・゚゚・。

>>8663412
Of course I would isn't that what friends are for?

>> No.8663449

Good night /jp/. Maybe Rita would read this thread and be embarrassed at me posting such things, in which case there is nothing really to be embarrassed about, but sorry regardless.

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>>8663425
>>8663424

I love you guys.

>> No.8663519

I made a /jp/ friend. But then I stopped replying to his emails.

>> No.8663534

>>8663519

But why? ;_;

>> No.8663536

>>8663519
I emailed a /jp/er once and he always shows up in my gchat contacts now. Never said anything to him.

>> No.8663581

>>8663519

This is horrible. Especially when the person you stop emailing has a horrible life and relies on talking to people online and has nothing else to look forward too....

>> No.8663615

>>8663581
Make more internet friends, then, I suppose. It's unfortunate, but sometimes people do stop talking...

>> No.8663648

>>8663534
>>8663581
Not him, but I just can't keep in contact with people consistently. Even if I like them, even if I am relatively close to them, I just need to ignore everyone sometimes. Usually I do disclaim this when starting up online friendships though.

>> No.8663759

>>8663615

I always do. And now I am talking to a bunch of new people that I like even more than any of the other people who disappeared.

So it will hurt me even more when I'm the one to disappear and have no way of possibly contacting them....

>> No.8663797

I want to have sex with /jp/sie

>> No.8663919

>>8663581
I'm a pretty shitty person, yeah. I just kept putting it off day after day until it had been months. But he has other people to talk to, so it's not a total disaster.

>> No.8663947

>>8663797
me too
I'm the same person.

>> No.8664403

>>8663947
sex is nothing without love. I love /jp/, so I'm sure sex with any of you would be the best feeling anyone could have.
I'm only interested in a monogamous setup though

>> No.8664411

>>8663759
dont you feel guilty?

>> No.8664434

>>8664403
Is it though?
You would be my living onahole.

>> No.8664448

>>8664434
I'm more of a dedicated top.

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>> No.8664540

Reading this thread made me want to talk to some of you, but at the same time it made me realize that some of you are the kind of people I actively avoid.
People who can't take it easy; drama-craving attentionwhores, people who would hypocritically spam smileys on IM. Jesus, it's like a fucking anime-fan forum here.

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>>8664535
You must be slightly upset, this thread is past the bump limit. Did you really take eight ours making that? Would have been better while the thread was still active.
Whatever, it's cool.
Tasteful image, I like it.

>> No.8664569

>>8664549
Why would you think I took 8 hours to make it?

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>>8664569
I didn't mean exactly eight ours. It's just like when people say "you took a million years doing X!". But I still thought it took you a long time until I opened the thumbnail and saw the watermark.

>> No.8664583

>>8664573
What does the watermark have to do with the creation time of the image?

>> No.8664612

>>8664583
Isn't meme generator to speed up the process of creation for those types of images? I would think the site would just let you copy text on there and you're just done after that.

>> No.8664614

>>8664612
I don't know. I made the image myself and photoshopped on the Memegenerator part.

>> No.8664616

>>8664614
What? That's just silly, what would be the point in that?

>> No.8664619

>>8664616
This is a silly thread.

>> No.8664628

>>8664619
Well I don't think it's silly. She made me wait a very long time you know! I thought I could get there attention this way,, but it didn't seem to work out anyways.

>> No.8664673

>>8664628
This thread isn't about you or your first online relationship problems.

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>>8664673
I completely forgot, but I changed to topic rather quickly. Interesting subtopic, so einfach ist das.

>> No.8664683

>>8664676
Please respond.

>> No.8664686

>>8664683
to what?

>> No.8664697

>>8664686
Thank you, responses.

>> No.8665017

>>8662736
congrats on the marriage

>> No.8665290

>>8664411

A million years late again, but....

No, I mean I always find new people to talk to when they don't want to talk to me anymore.

But I will feel really bad when I suddenly disappear too. Hopefully I can at least say goodbye.

>> No.8665299

>>8665290
Don't worry, I am everywhere to read what you have to say anon.

>> No.8665299,1 [INTERNAL] 

Remember... The good old days..?

>> No.8665299,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>8665299,1
are there really human beings who think of 2012 as the good old days

>> No.8665299,3 [INTERNAL] 

>>8665299,2
The good old days were January 2012 - July 2012. After that came the bad old days.

>> No.8665299,4 [INTERNAL] 

>>8665299,3
What was before 2012 then?

>> No.8665299,5 [INTERNAL] 

>>8665299,2
>rofl look at me im an oldfag lmao

2012 /jp/ was great, hell even 2013 was good looking back.

>> No.8665299,6 [INTERNAL] 

>>8665299,5
2012 /jp/ fucking sucked
2013 /jp/ also sucked
2011 /jp/ also sucked

it's hard to remember which shit era was the shittiest though since it all blends together into one big garbage festival

>> No.8665299,7 [INTERNAL] 

>>8665299,5
You're fucked in the head

>> No.8665299,8 [INTERNAL] 

>>8665299,2
No, but there really are human beans.

Get it? It's a Josh/Drive reference :)

>> No.8665299,9 [INTERNAL] 

>>8665299,5
>even 2013 was good looking back

What the fuck

>> No.8665299,10 [INTERNAL] 

>>8665299,7
>>8665299,9
I am really insecure and you saying things like this to me really hurt

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