/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

What makes you alpha as fuck, /jp/?

>Mom comes home
>Didn't buy the tooth paste I want
>Scream at her
>Tell her to fuck off
>She runs back to the store and buys some
>Walk upstairs with the tube and don't even say thank you.

[Anonymous No.]

>Sitting on /jp/
>"Morecambe! Morecambe!"
>"What the fuck do you want, mom?"
>"We need to buy some medicine for your grandma, so we won't be able to buy you an aneemay doll this month, okay?"
>"...what the fuck did you just say?"
>"Morecambe, I..."
>"YOU'RE NOT MY REAL MOM."
>"Moreca-"
>"I HOPE YOU DIE."
>"Son, plea-"
>"I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF."
>She bursts into treats
>"Okay Morecambe...we'll buy you a mango doll..."
My face when.

[Anonymous No.]

Being mean to your mom doesnt make you alpha, nope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8659971
but thats what daddy always did and he was alpha

[Anonymous No.]

/jp/ - Emotionally Abusive Douchebags

[Anonymous No.]

>have a shit and don't bother flushing or wiping, ever
>let bacteria break down the fecal matter in the toilet
>leave shit to dry and encrust in my underwear
Who am I quoting?

[Anonymous No.]

>Go on /jp/
>Fully aware of the anti-greentext movement
>Greentext anyway
>Don't even try to qualify myself by pointing out my own greentext
>Metalpha as fuck

[Anonymous No.]

I shaved my head about a week ago, but I left my beard in this pattern to see what it would look like. I looked like a gay Bond villain.

Why people seriously do this in the 21st century is beyond me.