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Anonymous Mon Mar 5 01:38:58 2012 No.8659147 [Reply] [Original]

Have you considered the possibility of becoming a seat? The ability to perpetuate a corporeal existence is the only requisite ability necessary for this task. Why haven't you answered this naturally fitting vocational calling, /jp/?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 5 01:46:57 2012 No.8659177 What a sitty job...

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 5 01:47:57 2012 No.8659182 I'm afraid I am too low to even smell a girl's butt...

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 5 01:49:57 2012 No.8659193 >>8659182 No dude, if you aren't low you'll wind up smelling her neck or some shit.

>>	Fuyuki Osari !!SD/qp/1lfGH Mon Mar 5 01:50:57 2012 No.8659196 I was a seat once. Good times.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 5 01:50:57 2012 No.8659197 That cross jewelry goes really well with face sitting fetish.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 5 01:51:27 2012 No.8659199 File: 234 KB, 1050x1050, 1296315303013.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I think i would be okay with being a chair.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 5 01:51:27 2012 No.8659200 Surely your face hurts after a while?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 5 01:52:27 2012 No.8659207 Wouldn't that much weight pressing against your face hurt, and possible damage something?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 5 01:54:27 2012 No.8659218 >>8659207 >>8659200 Butts are soft.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 5 01:57:27 2012 No.8659224 >>8659218 Just because something is soft doesn't mean its weight goes away. If I put 500 pounds worth of pills on top of me I'm still going to get hurt.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 5 01:58:57 2012 No.8659230 >>8659200 >>8659207 you have more than just a face

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 5 02:07:27 2012 No.8659277 File: 85 KB, 291x478, kan_defa2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It's not as great as you'd think.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 5 02:08:27 2012 No.8659280 >>8659147 I'd definitely consider becoming a seat if it meant women would sit on my face.

>>	Tokiko Mon Mar 5 02:09:57 2012 No.8659284 >>8659147 ive had girls have sat ihn my face before but its not as ghoodf as yhoud thing it is. doesnt smell super great and its hard to breathe ad soetimes theure heavy

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 5 02:10:57 2012 No.8659290 Why are white people into such fucked up fetishes?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 5 02:13:57 2012 No.8659297 File: 199 KB, 600x600, 1271961054406.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Letting a female rub her disgusting slut butt all over your face Ah hell nawww. I would be okay with it if it was a delicious trap or maybe satenanon.

>>	Tokiko Mon Mar 5 02:14:57 2012 No.8659299 >>8659290 asian people are worse. more blatnt pedophilia. and also one word: TENTACLES whites just like big breasted blonde sluts. white nerds even just like flat chested rertty asian girls. but japan whas the most fucked up shit q

Anonymous Mon Mar 5 02:33:27 2012 No.8659352
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>>8659297
But that is what makes it good!

Just imagine the sloppy meatcurtains rubbing against your face as the cum drips out of her massive tunnels and gets into your nose making it hard to breathe

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 5 02:47:57 2012 No.8659399 >>8659299 shut the fuck up tokiko

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 5 03:57:27 2012 No.8659574 >>8659352 Dinner is everywhere. Go buy me a fucking mop.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 5 04:27:29 2012 No.8659620 Smelling farts? http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm9179317

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 5 04:48:29 2012 No.8659656 File: 43 KB, 500x667, asn.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8659290 There's no need to be fallacious, anon. The enjoyment of butts is an activity that breaks through racial and cultural barriers of prejudice and bias alike.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 5 04:49:59 2012 No.8659660 >>8659656 Diversity is best when it's planted inches from where I can vigorously inhale

Anonymous Mon Mar 5 04:59:59 2012 No.8659676
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I'd enjoy being some sort of butler/manservant/gimp/sex slave for a commanding onee-sama. I could just do what I do anyway, sitting alone all day at home and waiting for her to get home from work or whatever. Then when she got home, I'd be her little bitch and make her food and massage her feet and maybe if I was a good boy I could smell her ass or suck on her nipples. Of course if I were bad I would be spanked, made to lick her leftovers off the floor, and maybe even locked in a cage until I could learn to be a better servant.

A boy has the right to dream, huh?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 5 05:06:30 2012 No.8659683 File: 155 KB, 600x800, 1329584079801.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8659676 >made to lick her leftovers off the floor where are we taking this thread man

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 5 05:07:00 2012 No.8659685 File: 130 KB, 700x900, 1329584079804.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8659676 >made to lick her leftovers off the floor where are we taking this thread man

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 5 05:14:01 2012 No.8659696 >>8659685 I actually meant food leftovers not poop leftovers. I may be a pervert but I'm not in scat. Not that there is anything wrong with that that though, live and let live etc.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 5 05:18:00 2012 No.8659704 >>8659696 How do you feel about vanilla farts? General bodily odors?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 5 05:19:31 2012 No.8659706 File: 236 KB, 595x842, f7d9ee7969e27ee7bbeea8949699d1e1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Posting the best 2D facesit pic.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 5 05:22:00 2012 No.8659712 >>8659704 Bodily odors I can totally get into. Armpits are an A++, stinky feet are an A+, general stinkyness is nice. I'm not sure what a vanilla fart is but if its like any other fart than its not really my thing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 5 05:23:30 2012 No.8659715 File: 614 KB, 1403x2000, 1330244671508.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] which anime butt would you smell

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 5 05:25:00 2012 No.8659717 >>8659712 Vanilla meaning plain, non poop-discharging farts. Why stop at BO and feet?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 5 05:28:30 2012 No.8659722 >>8659715 i want to eat kuronekos shit

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 5 05:30:00 2012 No.8659728 >>8659717 Yeah, I guess you're right. I should probably expand my horizons a bit.

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>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 5 06:11:00 2012 No.8659797 >>8659757 he seems a fair kid.

>>	Cudder !MhMRSATORI!!FBeUS42x4uM Mon Mar 5 06:17:00 2012 No.8659805 >Have you considered the possibility of becoming a seat? The ability to perpetuate a corporate existence is the only requisite ability necessary for this task. I'm already on a board of directors.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 5 06:20:30 2012 No.8659812 I have a facesitting "fetish" too, but I don't think it'll translate well into 3D. A lot of things I absolutely love don't translate well into 3D at all.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 5 06:29:00 2012 No.8659831 >>8659277 10/10 FURNITURE XD shtup Kanon was a faggot and you know it

>>	Youmu Konpaku !MyonHUTINA Mon Mar 5 06:30:01 2012 No.8659834 I think I'd probably be too tempted to stand up really fast just to see how far I can flip her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 5 07:22:04 2012 No.8659912 >>8659805 Have you considered seeking treatment for your compulsive lying?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 5 08:01:10 2012 No.8660022 I was a seat once. Just that nobody has ever sat on me.

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