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8658074 No.8658074 [Reply] [Original]

Patchy's a pear-shaped obese diabetic glutton with heart disease!

>> No.8658079
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8658079

Pear-shaped obese diabetic glutton with heart disease girls are moe!

>> No.8658078

I always thought she was more "so thin and weak she could pass as a boy if she cut her hair"

>> No.8658085

>>8658074
No U

See >>8658078

>> No.8658120

I would play Future Cop L.A.P.D with Patchy.

>> No.8658175 [SPOILER] 
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8658175

Squishy Patchy is best Patchy.

>> No.8658178

Where's the nekomamire patchy chart?

>> No.8658248

>>8658078

Being fat can make you weak too you know, she's probably "weak" due to anemia which she probably gets due to living in the SDM

>> No.8658260
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8658260

I'd do anything to have 5 minutes of squishing her belly

>> No.8658254

>>8658074

Pear-shaping is healthy in moderation. It's the apple-shaped ones you got to watch out for.

>> No.8658275

>>8658254
If Patchy was apple-shapped, her belly would hang below her knees, her arms would be bigger around then her legs, and she would have already suffered a massive heart attack!

I'm aroused now!

>> No.8658312

>>8658275
>>8658275
THAT SURE IS A BIG PANTS DROPPING HEART STOPPER YOU HAVE THERE.

AND NOW IT SEEMS IT'S DOING ITS JOB. THAT IS, IT'S STOPPING YOUR HEART. ARE YOU STILL HUNGRY NOW THAT YOUR LUNGS ARE STARVED FOR OXYGEN? DO YOU WANT A GREASY HAMBURGER AND SOME GREASY FRIES?

>> No.8658324
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8658324

>>8658312

>> No.8658330

>>8658260
I'd love to squeeze her love handles and make her embarrassed~

>> No.8658334

>>8658330
Iie--Hazukashi...

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>> No.8658355

>>8658348
Patchouli may have bigger-than-average boobs for a touhou, but they're not THAT big. Yukari is the most top-heavy touhou.

>> No.8658372

>>8658355
Yes but Patchouli has baseball-sized spheres of perfection, Yukari has bloated sacks with the color and texture of rancid yogurt.

>> No.8658374

>>8658372
I think it's the other way around.

>> No.8658381

>>8658374
Yukari is gross. Patchouli is perfect.

>> No.8658388

>>8658372
Nope, Patchouli has handful-sized saggy boobs and malted milk ball nipples.

Yukari has goddesslike big breasts and nobody knows what her nipples look like because she isn't a whore.

>> No.8658390

>>8658078
As long as she didn't open her mouth and let out that adorably weak voice of hers.

>> No.8658395

>>8658254
You break my heart, Helen, apples are the ones I love the most. Bellies are hnnngh.

>>8658275
And I thought I was a creep.

>> No.8658391

>>8658372
baseballs aren't very big.

>> No.8658398

>>8658391
Bigger != better.

>> No.8658406
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8658406

I don't care what medical conditions Patchy has.

>> No.8658412

>>8658074
>>8658079
>>8658175
Ahh mein gott, I'm hard as rock and drooling right now.

>> No.8658414

Bullying Yukarin in this thread I am not pleased /jp/
>>8658398
It is when Patchy breast and waistline are the topic

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>>8658412
Don't worry about it. Let Orin-chan take care of it for you. She's just having, *wheeze*, a little bit of trouble, *wheeze*, getting over to you at the moment.

>> No.8658430

Not all diabetics are fat, you jerk!

>> No.8658438

>>8658412
Bitte, mein Sprache für Scheißposten zurückhalten.

>> No.8658446
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8658446

>>8658430
Type 1 Diabetics tend to be self destructive assholes. A childhood friend of mine, after being discovered that he had diabetes, went on a booze, partying, drugs and sex spree that lasted 5 years until they had to amputate his legs.

Now he is angry with everybody (god included) when all he has to do was take care of himself.

>> No.8658460

>>8658406
Not even terminal breast syndrome?

It's a disease where your boobs continue to grow until you're as ugly and debauched as Yukari.

>> No.8658488

>>8658460

over the fucking line bitch

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>> No.8661572

squishy patchy is the best

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