/jp/ - Otaku Culture

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[Anonymous No.]

Like clockwork

[Anonymous No.]

WHATA FUCK MAN xD i just fall of my chair kuz i couldnt and i CANT stop laugh xDXDXDXDXDDDDDDDDDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD OMGOSH DDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDD LOOOOOOOOOLLLLL THIS IS A SHIT XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD A BIG ONE XDDDDDDDD A GRAT ONE XXXXXXDDDD CONGRATS MAN XD

[Anonymous No.]

le flanfly

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>5 KB, 251x189, 1306303211217.jpg

I can't take it easy like this.

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flanally

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First

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>>8654553

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What the fuck nigga, I just dropped out my fuckin' chair cuz I'm laughin' so damn hard. Sheeeet dis a sheet nigga, dis a big one, dis da biggest shit I seen nigga, my nigga.

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>>8654564
>02:03

It's too late. My night is ruined.

[Anonymous No.]

What the fuck man! I just fell off my chair because I could not, and cannot stop laughing XD Oh my gosh. DX lol. This is a shit XD a big one XD a great one. Congrats, man. XD

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>>8654575
You can surely take it easy with double the flanfly.

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Thank god I made it over here to /jp/ on time, I almost missed it.

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I must express my disbelief without resulting to vulgarities, good sirs. I can barely say in between fits of unrestrained mirth. I almost lost my seating with that last outburst, and it has not subsided yet. My goodness. This is indeed, if I may be so bold as to use the common tongue, and excrement of unrivaled worth. Again, I say these things in the moments between unparalleled fits of laughter. It is the biggest of it's kind, as well as the greatest. I congratulate you on your efforts, and the efforts of all those involved.

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>>8654610
This is my favorite rendition.

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>>8654577
what kind of evil twist is this?

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什麼玩意兒，兄弟！哈哈哈！我笑的太衝動了，我從椅子掉下來了，可是我還
是無法停止大笑！哈哈哈哈哈哈！這是個大便！哈哈哈哈哈!一個超大的大便
！哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈！一個震天震地的屎砣子！哈哈哈哈！恭喜啊
，兄弟！

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>>8654610
>>8654716
It's amazing how much effort people put into shitposting.

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>>8654726
你在发怒吗？你在发怒吗？你在发怒吗？你在发怒吗？你为什么那么生气气气
气气气气气气？

4chan的Rules里面说了我想写什么就可以些什么！你在发怒吗？你在发怒吗？哈
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

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>>8654751
I don't think fa1 nu4 is the proper translation for frustrated.

>就可以些什么

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>>8654751
Are you angry? Are you angry? Are you angry? Are you angry? Why are you so angry with gas gas
Gas gas gas gas gas gas?

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>>8654751
>>8654716
我已經

尿
褲
子
了！

可就是一點點而已，不是什麼太嚴重的

我只是在椅子上能濕一小圈圈，沒有把它搞壞。哈哈，超級牛B啊！給力！哈
哈哈哈哈

[Anonymous No.]

我日本語話者、中文理解不可。

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>>8654758
>>8654767
Don't attempt to translate chinese using japanese grammar rules, doesn't work that way.

For example, >中文理解不可 would work better as >不可理解中文。

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PERO QUE CHINGADOS AMIGO xD me caí de la silla y no puedo parar de reir xDXDXDXDXDDDDDDDDDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD OH DIOS!!
DDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDD AJUUA ESTO ES MIERDA
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD UNA GRANDE XDDDDDDDD UNA MUY GRANDE XXXXXXDDDD FELICIDADES AMIGO XD

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>>8654767
Here, let me suggest a correction for you, dear sir.
>我只會講日本語，中國話我不懂。
or
>我只懂日語，漢語我不明白。

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>>8654779
Falklands soy Argentinas!

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>>8654726
Shitposting is the foundation of 4chan culture. If you don't put effort into it, you should fuck right off.

[Anonymous No.]

Does anybody that uses rikaichan put their mouse over other languages expecting the English equivalent to pop up?

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>>8654776
>>8654781
What? I didn't translate it. I was just mimicking what chinese looks like to me by stringing japanese words.

Like this
自己嫌悪最大、強烈的謝罪。
現在自殺検討中。;_;

I can't read chinese for shit, though. Simp characters what the fuck.

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>>8654788
there's a google translate addon for firefox, I think. don't have it installed though, but apparently there's mouseover tooltip bubbles and everything, with language auto-detect.

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>>8654790
what you just wrote makes sense in Classical Chinese; not so much in Modern Vernacular Chinese. They're almost two completely different languges.

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Classical_Chinese
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vernacular_Chinese

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>>8654790
Simplified characters are god-tier you barbarian.

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Big Flan belly slap-a slap slap~

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>>8654781

你真的不知道中文。

出了。

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>>8654806
you should have done this sooner

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>>8654805
Communist detected

You mad that the REAL China is now in Taiwan? Enjoy your shitty made-in-Soviet-Union fake China.

中華民國萬歲，萬歲，萬萬歲！

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>>8654809
Big Flan castle pack-a pack pack~

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>>8654807
>你真的不知道中文。
Jesus what? Don't you mean
>你真的不懂中文
? "不知道" is "I don't know", in the sense of "I don't know where he is" (我不知道他在那里); "不懂" is more like "I don't understand", e.g. "I don't understand Chinese"

>出了
alright, you're trying too hard, 2/10. it's "滚出去".

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>>8654809
I know.
I missed it..

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>>8654810
Oh hey, that makes total sense in Japanese too.

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>>8654810
Not even within 3000 km from China, try harder mongrels.

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>>8654810
Kuomintang-ruled ROC China > Communist dogs > Pan-Green DPP scum > Coreans

國民黨加油！中華民國萬歲！反共滅賊！

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>>8654830
I know nothing about Taiwan politics, but didn't you guys vote in a guy that turned out to be so awful you had kick him out prematurely anyway? How did you guys went full retard in the first place?

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>>8654832
call the faceless men

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>>8654832
I could never find the source of this thing. Does anybody know what it is?

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>>8654839
at least we can get rid of our leaders, unlike your communist dictators that can shoot you and still be in office

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>>8654766
does anyone know how to rewrite the "I LITERALLY PEED MY PANTS" shitpost in Japanese? My nihongo skill is quite shitty ;_;

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>>8654847
Delicious delicious butthurt tears. Democracy with stupid voters and stupid leaders isn't exactly the pinnacle of governance.

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>>8654854
>LOL MAINLAND STRONG XD
Keep trying to justify how you're the ones upholding "true Chinese culture". You guys don't even write proper moonrunes, but a bastardised form of it.

>who am I 可卧停?

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This thread:
>/cn/ - Otaku Culture

>>8654860
>>8654854
>>8654852
>>8654847
>>8654839
>>8654830
>>8654822
>>8654817
>>8654810

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>>8654860
Same reason why Old English died out, it was retarded and the world recognized that fact. Now for Mandarin, it seems one stupid country is still holding on to it...

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I wonder if we'll get a /cn/ along with /ko/.

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>>8654866
>Now for Mandarin, it seems one stupid country is still holding on to it...
-PRC China
-ROC China
-Singapore
-Malaysia

HURR

Fucking Hong Kong Cantonese faggots. Everytime I go to some Chinatown in the west and hear the bird-sounds GUM-GOW-BIM-BOM-WEE-NING of Cantonese, I can't help but rub my MANDARIN DICK in everyone's EYE SOCKETS with RAGE

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简体中文主种族在这里。
你是很生气每有人用伱的拉稀繁體中文。

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NANI NO FAKKU OTOKO ww ore just no faru mai shairu doshite boku ja nai to ore IIE tomare warai wWWWWWWWwWwWWWWWWwWWWWwWWWWWWW­WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWwwwwwwwww­wwwwwwwww ORENOKAMI WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWwwwwwWWWWW­WWWWWWWWWWWWW ROOOOOOOOORRRRR HON NO KUSO WWWWWWWWW? DAI KUSO DESU WWWWWWWW DAIDAITEKI DESU wwwwwwwWWWWWW OMEDETO OTOKO WWW

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>>8654872
You can't even get hold of the conversation and make sense. Maybe you should return to /a/.

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>>8654870
What do coreafags even discuss, besides how to shit up unrelated boards with their kimchi idols?

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>>8654880
I dunno. Manhwa?
Nah, it'd probably be 100% idolfags.

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>>8654879
what the nigger dick nipples are you talking about, you dog-eating cantonese fuck?

one anon said that mandarin was shit tier. I pointed out that mainland China, Taiwan, SG and MY all use mandarin, and only dog-eaters spoke cantonese. this is a separate discussion from the HURR COMMUNISTS and HURR SIMPLIFIED CHINESU talk that's above.

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>>8654884
Real singaporeans speak canto.

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>>8654884
>one anon said that mandarin was shit tier
Except I didn't. Read the chain again. I was responding to a post about simplified vs traditional. And my post used the example of Old English to illustrate how in this case, traditional would suck. I left out the word traditional from "traditional mandarin" because the context was clear. Well, except for retarded people like you.

inb4 jokes on you i was only pretending.

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>>8654884
People speak Cantonese in the capital of Malaysia
They speak hokkien in the north and south.
Mandarin is only used in school.
While in Singapore, they speak singlish, they dont even speak mandarin.
This show how little you know about other country.

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>>8654890
Older age Singaporeans speak Hokkien.

Younger age Singaporeans speak Mando, because of goverment-sponsored public awareness campaigns.
>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Speak_Mandarin_Campaign

Sure, there might be, what, 0.08% of Singaporeans who speak Canto. They don't make SHIT of any influence.

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>>8654892
>While in Singapore, they speak singlish, they dont even speak mandarin.
>This show how little you know about other country.
The irony.

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Flanfags confirmed for Chinese

Flandre X Meiling is my OTP

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>>8654898
Speaking mandarin in school != everyone speak mandarin.
Go hangout in orchard road or geylang and see how many percentage of the people there use mandarin.
Another thing, the number of foreigners in singapore will outnumber singaporean soon.
Enjoy your indos and pinoys speak.

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>>8654903
Ungle Mugen comes to SG to smuggle onions

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>>8654903
Are you seriously asking a /jp/er to hang out in orchard road or geylang?

I can only offer my schooling experiences, in NUS, there is a significant(20-40%, depending on faculty?) portion of singaporeans who speak more chinese than english, although all of us are effectively bilingual.

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>>8654909
>20-40%,
I rest my case. Majority of people in singapore dont speak mandarin.

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>>8654914
That wasn't even the original point.

>they dont even speak mandarin.
You failed your English papers didn't you.

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>>8654920
A for my A-Level.
I just dont bother checking my grammar when I am on the internet.

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>>8654927
Oh wow, I wasn't not even criticizing your grammar. How dumb can you get?

>checking my grammar
It should come naturally if you're of any worth.

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>>8654930
Oh no, the diffusion of stupidity got to me. I better leave before it gets worse.

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Any sg hikkos want to be my friend? I'm so lonely.

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>>8654930
Your point?
They can speak mandarin but prefer to use singlish?
Putting mandarin at the top of the chinese dialect pedestal is retarded when people choose not to use it.
All chinese know mandarin but most of them prefer to use other dialect instead. I wonder why?

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>>8654947
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lingua_franca

now go rape yourself with a rake.

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>>8654954
oops, I mean
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_lingua_francas#Chinese

also,
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_diglossic_regions#Chinese

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Thanks for turning a shitty forced-meme shitpost into a even shitter metathread about mandarin in Singapore.

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>>8654972
Who are you thanking?

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>>8654972
yoroushiku onegaishimasu!

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>>8654937
Please respond.

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>>8654974
I'm quoting you're (you are) mom LOL xD
俺様はお前のお母さんをクヲウツするｗｗｗｗｗ
我在quote你妈妈 哈哈哈哈

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>>8654979
I'll be your friend. Do you have a myspace?

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>>8654979
I NEET but I want you to be my friend. What should we do?

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If you come from Hong Kong, you like to eat dogs.

If you come from the mainland, you are a FILTHY COMMUNIST.

If you come from Singapore, you're a butthurt faggot in this thread.

If you come from Taiwan, you are master race.

Prove me wrong.

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>>8654985
Sorry, dude, but I already claimed him as my friend. Fuck off.

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>>8654983
>>8654985
I only have steam because I am too anti-social.

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>>8654988
I'd like to prove you wrong but I'm Taiwanese

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>>8654986
Say that to my face fucker, not online, see what happens.

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伟志头猴五优法刻

[[☯]김치 !NAo.KiMCHI!!wCgF3gR6p7X No.]

Jjanggae, please help South Corea punish jjokbari / xiao ri ben ^__^

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>>8655031
I'm surprised how much of the world doesn't know about the atrocities Japan committed back in the days.
They must be so thankful everyone thinks they are just the weird guys who make funny game shows, cartoons and perverted stuff.

[[☯]김치 !NAo.KiMCHI!!wCgF3gR6p7X No.]

>>8655035
YES! All under Heaven must know about jjokbari war crimes, like the occupation of Corea, and Unit 731. The truth about the island monkey barbarian shits must be known!

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> 90 posts and 9 image replies omitted. Click Reply to view.

in a flanfly thread? HOLY SHIT

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>>8655035

Perversion and a tendency for sado-machism is always present in Japanese culture. Its one of the reasons why Japanese soldiers commit what other foreigners consider to be 'atrocities'. But I dont really care as long as Japan keeps outputting Touhou doujins and videos

[[☯]김치 !NAo.KiMCHI!!wCgF3gR6p7X No.]

>>8655038
JJOKBARI ARE MONKEY BARBARIAN SHITS THAT NEED KILLING!

[[☯]김치 !NAo.KiMCHI!!wCgF3gR6p7X No.]

>>8654830
South Corea is the most glorious of any of them ^__^

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>>8655053
>>8655041
>>8655036
>>8655031
Get out corean scum

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>>8654985
Singaporeans don't use myspace retard. Before FB, we used friendster.

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>>8655074
is Renren.com popular in Singapore, or is it considered mainland 阿共仔 trash?

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>>8655078
Everybody uses facebook nowadays, but there was an article in our national newspaper recently about Singaporeans making microblogs on weibo.

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>>8655074
Nobody uses myspace anymore.
That's why it was a joke.
Take it easy.

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>>8655082
>weibo

FUCKING 阿共子 TRASH

TAIWAN STRONG, SEND MILITARY RETAKE MAINLAND

DOWN WITH COMMUNISM

[Cain !!GBvgNM4tK9g No.]

我不看懂日文， 我只说中文。最好的文

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>>8655088
>Nobody uses myspace anymore.
>anymore
That was my point of contention, Singaporeans never once used that. So your joke doesn't even work.

Dumbass.

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>>8655094
Why would anyone but Singaporeans know that.

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>>8655095
Which is why I'm happily here to inform you as such. Unfortunately, it seems it takes more than one post to get it through your thick skull.

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可怜的马来西亚

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>>8655099
Yeah sure I got it after the first post. I just don't get why you're really mad for no reason.

Take it easy, dood.

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>>8655094
We were obviously talking about Whites only retard, and please don't imply that you qualify as white.

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Japan should rule East Asia. Greater East Asia Co-Prosperity Sphere!

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>>8655105
You didn't, or else you wouldn't have posted >>8655088.

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>>8655091
almost right, just gotta switch a few around to get the grammar right.
>我看不懂日文， 我只(会)说中文。最好的<s>文</s>(语言)
also, consider switching 日文 with 日语, 中文 with 中国话 or 汉语. In Chinese, 文 means "written language", 语 means "spoken language"; you can't speak "written Chinese".

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>>8655109
0/10 kimchi tripfag. try being a bit more subtle next time

also the Chinese here on /jp/ don't really give a fuck about East Asian politics, we're just here for the touhous and japanese 2D porno doujin games.

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>>8655111
Really? You can no longer remember what was the original post in this chain? Are you that stupid?

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Will you retarded gooks please take your shit and go be yellow somewhere else? Thank you

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>>8655130
U FRUSTRATED U FRUSTRATED BRO U SO MAD WHY ARE YOU SO MAAAAD I CAN POST ANYTHING OTAKU RELATED THAT IS HOW IT SAYS IN THE RULES I DONT CARE ABOUT YOUR FAGGOTRY RULES Y SO MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD

[Cain !!GBvgNM4tK9g No.]

>>8655116
this may be a regional difference but in shanghai where I live 中文 means chinese language and 中语 means more like grammar. I don't really care what you think it may mean because I hear it probably like 30 times a day from my instructors that can't speak even a sentence of coherent english.

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What an awful thread.

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>>8655134
/a/ quality post

[Anonymous No.]

This thread is incredibly shitty even by /jp/ standards and thats saying something.

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>>8655145
Ironic shitposting belongs to /jp/, although you might not know it, since you are not from here.

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>>8655150
Ironic shitposting was brought here by shitposters from the other boards. Don't try to justify your faggotry.

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LONG LIVE CHAIRMAN FLANFLY

CHAIRMAN FLANFLY > CHAIRMAN MAO

THE CHINESE PEOPLE'S NEW HOPE

FLANDRE SCARLET 万岁！万岁！万岁！

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>>8655150
I just saw a pathetic shitpost, not an ironic shitpost

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Where is Meido?

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>>8655150
Shitposting is shitposting is shitposting.
Also fuck you.

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>>8655158
Next thing you'll be saying is that /jp/ uses sage wrongly right?

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>>8655166
i'll say that your mom was pretty loose last night, fagass.

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>>8655158
I hope you actually don't believe this.

/jp/ brought this on itself.

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>>8655169
xD

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Ironic shitposting and /jp/-styled spam are really popular on /a/ these days.

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>>8655174
don't have brains to wright something smart? try emoticon! LOL

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>>8655175
It's just one or two people who became so ironic that their /a/-style shitposting on /jp/ are now back in /a/.

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>>8655179
I can no longer tell if this is even a troll because every post on this shitty board is an ironic shitpost.

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>>8655179
write*
fuck!

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>>8655179
>LOL
go back to >>>/hm/ you asstard buttlicker

>>8655175
it originated on /jp/, and then /a/ always likes to be cool like /jp/, they look up to us like they're (they are) onii-chan, so they copy as, thinking they are cool like us.

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>>8655192
(?-_-)?u mad bro? \(~_~\) mad cuz i'm stylin on ya

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(?-_-)? WHO FAGS:GAYTE HERE

[Anonymous No.]

Best Flanfly thread ever.

これは最高のファンフライスレだぞ！

這是最好的flanfly帖子！

[[☯]김치 !NAo.KiMCHI!!wCgF3gR6p7X No.]

South Corea > Taiwan > China ^__^

[Anonymous No.]

Lol, what the fuck happened to this thread?
Lol.

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>>8655220
this is the future of flanfly threads
be afraid be very afraid