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8646376 No.8646376 [Reply] [Original]

How many gallons of semen have been spilled as a result of ZUN's creation?

>> No.8646389

How many gallons of semen have been spilled as a result of your grandma's creation (that's your MOM you dummy)?

>> No.8646401

>>8646389
My grandma didn't have kids you faggot.

>> No.8646406

>>8646401
Oh so it was your grandpa, I see.

>> No.8646404

More than enough.

>> No.8646623

I think we could make an accurate research on this topic by using figures alone.

>> No.8646667

>>8646623

Total amount of semen=(Number of hentai doujinshi created since 2002)x((Number of Touhou fans)+(number of otaku/10))x(number of days since the creation of the first doujin/3)x(amount of semen released when ejaculating)

>> No.8646784

>>8646667
what is the average amount of semen released during release of mans essence?

>> No.8646804

>>8646784

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ejaculation#Volume

>> No.8646823

>>8646804

Now, what's the amount of touhou hentai doujinshi created since 2002?

>> No.8646832

I can see it now...

"If you took the amount of semen that has been spilled as a result of ZUN's creations, it would be enough to fill 8 Olympic sized swimming pools!"

Or something like that.

>> No.8646846

I have never fapped to a touhou. Probably because I can't fap to doujin. It has to be animated for me otherwise I can't get off.

>> No.8646844

>>8646823
g.e-hentai returns 388 on searching "touhou english" marking only Doujinshi.

Adding not posted and not translated ones and subtracting those posted multiple times, I think ~400 may be a fair enough number.

>> No.8646859

>>8646846
I thought like that a few weeks as well. How wrong I was.

>> No.8646860

Some doujinshi is okay, but I don't see how people can make some messed up abuse guro doujins out of such a silly cute 'em up game.

It's kind of like making porn of the red and blue ship in DDP.

>> No.8646858

>>8646844
>400
That seems like an incredibly low number.

Also you guys are forgetting one-picture art.

>> No.8646882

>>8646376
I fap to ZUN daily;
that hat, that almost-mousetache, those glasses... BRB.

>> No.8646904

>>8646859

I've thought like this for about 5 years. I ahve tried to fap to doujin/manga, but it just doesnt work. It angers me greatly too.

>> No.8646917

>>8646904
I can't fap to anything but doujins. It feels too lewd otherwise.

>> No.8646918

>>8646844

>~400

I think it must be around 6000. Try searching for "touhou" on exhentai, marking only the doujinshi option:
>Showing 1-25 of 3,811

If we take out translations and re-translations, the number must be around 1200. Now imagine all the doujins that haven't been scanned or posted on exhentai.

>> No.8646941

>>8646904
Doujins have to have good plot, also it's amusing to fap to them while stoned.

>> No.8646948

>>8646667
Wait, why /10?

>> No.8646967

>>8646948

Because there are tons of people who have never fapped to touhou. That still does not explain why can't it be any other number. Anyways, I think that whole formula should be remade, since it's clearly random.

>> No.8646968

>>8646918
So, how can we know the number of fans? How many people go to Comiket every event?

>> No.8646975

>>8646918

You were close enough:

http://doujinshi.mugimugi.org/browse/parody/273/Touhou-Project/?kana=&start=&flist=&age=
2&anth=&order=title&flow=ASC

>> No.8646976

>>8646948
Because not all otakus fap to Touhou porn, and even not all touhoufags do. I don't fap, because i think it's wrong. I felt a sense of regret those number of times i fapped to Touhou doujinshi.

>> No.8646993

I thought about this driving home from work and realized that you are going to have a lot more issues than just how many fans there are or how much they ejaculate. How many of them would fap to something else if touhou wasn't there? You are saying "a result of" so you are implying that touhou would have caused them to start fapping where they otherwise wouldn't. Factors like how much more arousing Touhou is to lead to several faps where only one might have occured. This is indeed a deep question.

>> No.8646987

>>8646976
>I don't fap, because i think it's wrong.
Did you go to church every day or something?

>> No.8646988

>The force and amount of semen that will be ejected during an ejaculation will vary widely between men and may contain between 0.1 and 10 milliliters.[10] (By way of comparison, note that a teaspoon is 5 ml and a tablespoon holds 15 ml.)

I've measured mine many times, and it always fills out over a tablespoon. These measurements are wonky and you'll be taking into account a very small amount of semen.

>> No.8646990

>>8646967

Any ideas? I think we should start by estimating how many times does the average touhou fapper ejaculate using a touhou derivative work.

>> No.8646994

>>8646987
I usually don't fap to Touhou doujinshi. That's what i wanted to say.

>> No.8646998

>>8646987
I go to church every day, and fap every day.
Fapping is a-OK as long as it's not to 3D. If no woman has been lusted after, then no sin has been made.

>> No.8646996

>>8646976
>I felt a sense of regret those number of times i fapped to Touhou doujinshi.
>sense of regret
Wish I still had that.

>> No.8647001

>>8646988

Well, good luck with that, I'm pretty sure I've never cummed over 6ml, and I cum less than that most of the times. I'm pretty sure we'll be able to find an intermediate value.

>> No.8647002

>>8646994
Oh oh. I thought you didn't fap at all.

>> No.8647007

/jp/- Semen Science

>> No.8647016

>>8646998
Do you fap in the church? That's so fucking alpha.

>>8646993
I think taking a percentage of people going to Comiket + percentage of users of Share/PD is a decent measure of Touhou fans in Japan. As for overseas, I don't know.

>> No.8647021

>>8646993

Didn't think of that. We should leave that kind of aspects for later.

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>>8646941
>Doujins have to have good plot
... uh?

>> No.8647035

>>8647016

We can roughly estimate the amount of touhou fans at comiket by applying the percentage of touhou works in comiket to the amount of people that go there.

Does anybody know how big is touhou within comiket?

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