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How goes your Wizardry trials /jp/ ? I've only 3 more years to go.

>> No.8644774

Soon, with all of the wizard powers under /jp/s command, we will conquer!

>> No.8644783

I never got into Wizardry.
Ultima4lyfe

>> No.8644782 [DELETED] 
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8644782

>baww I wnt 2 fuk a real gril
>so ronery xd
>pls respoind

>> No.8644785

>>8644782
fear not friend, I will respond.

>> No.8644788

>>8644785
Who are you responding to?

>> No.8644789

A girl tried to talk to me when I was buying food last night at 4am but I ran away. I think the wizard council is testing me as my time draws closer.

>> No.8644795

I have three years left, too.

>> No.8644797

>>8644789
>last night a 4am
>a girl
This slut wanted to fuck.
Good thing you ran away.

>> No.8644805

If I lost my virginity at 14 can i become a wizard?

>> No.8644806

sometimes it fells like no one is actually that old and people are just pretending to be close to 30 so they can make fun of the others who posts about being almost 30, who probably are doing the same thing

>> No.8644808

>>8644806
sup newfag
I'm on 4chan since 2005 when I was 20.

>> No.8644811 [DELETED] 

here lies
Anon
he never scored

>> No.8644812

7 years to go.

>> No.8644816

Last night a girl tempted me into kissing her, I turned down the offer and ran home.

>> No.8644820

>>8644808
Please Anon-sama, impart on us your wisdom of the ages!

>> No.8644823
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8644823

Let's see, I was given the choice of

1. fuck a milf with nice silicone tits (3D wasn't PD to me yet)
2. Receive godlike powers of reality warping nine years down the road

GUESS WHICH ONE I CHOSE

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>>8644823
milf?

>> No.8644842

>>8644816
Now you're making stuff up.

>> No.8644847

>>8644842
Yeah, virgips are not known for being able to turn down sex when offered no-strings-attached.

>> No.8644853

>>8644847
Well, that's not true though.

>> No.8644856

>>8644823
sorry to hear that bro
I met with the same fate
there should really be exception made for those not aware of the wizard route when faced with that decision

>> No.8644860

>>8644842
Okay fine. I was drinking with her and she wanted me to kiss her and I turned down and there was a fight and luckily no one was hurt.

>> No.8644865

>>8644860
Is she ugly or something?

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>>8644833
Great MILF.

>> No.8644874

>>8644865
Average.

>> No.8644879

>>8644860
why would you even risk your wizard powers like that

>> No.8644894

>>8644879
I can't become a wizard. It was not me that invited her.

>> No.8644909
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8644909

Come and have fun, you surely don't still believe that fairy tale about becoming a wizard at 30?

>> No.8644913

>>8644909
That gave me an idea. You could stay as a virgin till 30 and then once you gain wizard powers you could become a omnipotent rapist. Conjure cocaine...

Fuck.

>> No.8644916

>>8644913
Are you high or have you lost your mind or something?

>> No.8644938

>>8644916
Unfortunately no. I just avoid telling everything to not appear as insulting.

>> No.8644942

I still have 10 years to go. Going strong.

>> No.8644952

Where my wizard bros at? Where should we meet up if Gensokyo is not an option?

>> No.8644968

>>8644952
I'll see you in hell.

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>>8644952
Hogwarts

>> No.8644993

>>8644783
Shit son, you don't know anything about video games.

>> No.8644999 [DELETED] 

>>8644783
shit sucks, go play Might and Magic

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>> No.8645069

>>8644913
Doesn't work that way. You CAN lose your wizardhood. It's not a "once a ____, always a ____" thing.

>> No.8645077

>>8645069
But what if you use your magic to create a spell that'll let you keep your powers even after you lose your post 30 virginity?

>> No.8645103

then the solution is easy
step 1: become a wizard
step 2: teleport to gensokyo with your newfound powers
step 3: use powers to turn into a youkai
step 4: find your touhou, fuck her. lose wizardhood, but you'll still be a youkai so you'll have powers, you'll be in gensokyo alive and you'll fuck your touhou.

everyone wins

>> No.8645111

>>8644806
I'm 31 :(

not a wizard cause I lost it at age 20. But man, I'm old, you kids, enjoy your younger days.

>> No.8645120

I've heard your powers grow weaker if you masturbate, is that true?

>> No.8645125

>>8645111
What's there to enjoy? Aside from Japanese media I mean.

>> No.8645130

I can never be a wizard....

>> No.8645140

>>8645111
You are lucky you are closer to death than I am.
Or may be not as I'm planning to die within a decade or two tops.

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8645288

My 26 was on the 28th. I've the feeling I'll kill myself before 30 though.

>> No.8645399

>>8645288
then post pics please

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>>8645288
Sieg heil dude! SIEG HEIL!

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