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Hi /jp/! I have a question: If you could be a girl, what type of girl would you be?

Or, if you choose not to be a girl: Would you fuck/kiss/engage in any kind of relations with somebody from /jp/ if they turned into a girl?

>> No.8644315

>Kissing with other girls as a girl.
Gross.
I'd go on a cock sucking spree.
I'd smoke so many cocks, oh god.

>> No.8644317

>>8644315
Nothing stopping you doing that as a guy.

>> No.8644322

I'd be a cool girl. Fashionable, but not slutty. I'd wear lots of cute skirts and shirts with ruffles on them. I'd let my hair grow really long so I could comb it lots. I'd take dance lessons and learn how to dance really well, too.

>Would you fuck/kiss/engage in any kind of relations with somebody from /jp/ if they turned into a girl?

Yes, all of the above :3

>> No.8644323

>>8644309
>>Would you fuck/kiss/engage in any kind of relations with somebody from /jp/ if they turned into a girl?

I'd make girl Anon my wife, dude.

>> No.8644321

No, I'm married.

>> No.8644324
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8644324

depends how much of an obnoxious ignorant liar they are.

>> No.8644326

>>8644317
I really can't take pleasure in it that way
Guys are the ones who get sucked, girls are the one doing sucking. This is just how it should be.

>> No.8644335
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lots and lots of semen

>> No.8644334

>>8644309
>Would you fuck/kiss/engage in any kind of relations with somebody from /jp/ if they turned into a girl?
This is my fetish

>> No.8644345
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8644345

>Would you fuck/kiss/engage in any kind of relations with somebody from /jp/ if they turned into a girl?

Breaking in someone that suddenly turned into a girl and then corrupting them into lusting after my cock?

If only such a thing was possible.

>> No.8644347
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8644347

>If you could be a girl, what type of girl would you be?
Slightly lewd childhood friend type.

>Would you fuck/kiss/engage in any kind of relations with somebody from /jp/ if they turned into a girl?
Only after marriage on the wedding night in a bed under the bed sheets with the lights turned off.

>> No.8644354

>>8644347
>Only after marriage on the wedding night in
You are never gonna get married with an attitude like that
Better start sucking cocks while you still have time

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>>8644347
>Only after marriage on the wedding night in a bed under the bed sheets with the lights turned off.

>> No.8644362

>>8644347
Use of avatars is against the rules. You were banned for this before.

>> No.8644379

>>8644362
The only bans i have ever recieved has been from NSFW i'm afraid.
You do enjoy making things up i see~

>> No.8644384

If I was a girl I'd like to be a really busty onee-san, and as for the second question, my best friend from /a/ tells me he wishes he could be a girl so he could be my sex pet.

>> No.8644408

>>8644362
It's weird. There's nothing in the rules against ``avatars" and if it's just ``Images must be related to posts" there'd be none of the fun reaction faces or whatever we see in every damn thread on this board.

>> No.8644437

I'd probably hook up with someone from /jp/ given the chance, assuming they're, like, not sluts. Most of you are pretty cool dudes.

You'd have to be second to my waifu though. Sorry dudes.

>> No.8644454
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8644454

If I were an oppai loli, would /jp/ want to do naughty things to my breasts?

>> No.8644475

>>8644454
HELL jea

>> No.8644501

I'd like to be one of those token blond tsundere lolis who grow up with a flat chest. Very haughty but has a extremely kind side, tsun side is light, no abuse, some light teasing, a lot of denial from embarrassment, dere side is hard to get but once you reach there you'll never fall out of it, along with extremely high jealousy with a unlockable yandere side. You can tell I've already got most of this thought out to pretty high detail.

Not sure about the second. I hate 3D, but if it was someone from /jp/...I might make an exception. They would no doubt be fifty times better than any normal girl.

>> No.8644832

god damnit /jp/ i wanna fap to this thread be more lewd

>> No.8645621

>>8644454
Loli and Oppai at the same time? Is that even possible?

>> No.8647434
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8647434

I have a kissing fetish, so if I were a girl I would love to make out with all of you (even if you guys were still male).
You could kiss me deeply, suck my tongue, spit in my mouth and I'd swallow it to the last drop <3
It's weird because I'd never do these things in a male body...

Oh, and if I could choose which type of girl I'd be a loli.

>> No.8647449

>>8647434
Super lewd~

>> No.8647450

>>8647434
i have a kissing fetish too. i like being a guy though.

>> No.8647462

>>8647434

spitdumpster

>> No.8647484
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8647484

What I want to say: Make friends with other girls and grab their boobs.

What I'll say because this is real life: Sit around and masturbate all day.

>> No.8647492

>>8647449
says the cocksucking faggot.

>> No.8647536

I'd like to be a sadistic blonde twintail loli.
I wouldn't fuck or kiss, but just tease and deny.

>> No.8647575

I tried anal masturbatio today.
Put my finger in my ass, shitty feeling couldn't find prostate.
Ass hurts now.
What did I do wrong?

>> No.8647573
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8647573

I'd like to day I'd be a pure maiden, but I don't think I could resist temptation forever. I certainly wouldn't be a slut though.

>> No.8647585

>>8647575
You need something bigger and a lot of lubricant. Then bounce up and down on it and pretend you are a girl / trap.

>> No.8647580

Most realistically I'd be a lazy piece of shit who sits around all day.

Ideally I'd be an idealized combination of the idealized views of all the girls I crushed on while I was in school.

>> No.8647604

>>8647585
Already pretended to be a girl. (Only thing that can keep my dick hard these days)
Hope I can get some lube these days, butter wasn't that good.

>> No.8647611

>>8644454
Oppai Loli is my ultimate fetish, so yes.

I would.

Oh god, I so would.
captcha: Halt. Panserfaust

>> No.8647612
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8647612

I'd be a good girl. Wear long skirts (always past my knees), have long hair I'd take good care of, and buy cute blouses, socks, skirts, shoes.

I would never wear make up. I remember my great grandmother saying that only prostitutes used makeup, ladies just pinched their cheeks to make them red instead.

I'd like to meet someone from /jp/. It's okay to be lewd, but only when it is proper to do so. In the case of being lewd together, we'd have to wait for marriage of course~

I'd be a good wife and be home to raise children. I would like to start a business from home then, maybe doing programming contract work?

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>>8647575
Use your finger and do a "come hither" motion with it to massage your prostate.
Some people cant feel anything from prostate play, others cream their pants in seconds.

>> No.8647624

>>8644347
>>8647612
People with marriage fetishes are digusting!

>> No.8647636

>>8647617
>Some people cant feel anything from prostate play
Please don't let this be me.
Or I fucked my prostate up by not shitting for up to nearly 2 weeks constantly.
The only reason I had to go to the wc was because pissing was taking very much time.

>> No.8647637
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8647637

>Or, if you choose not to be a girl: Would you fuck/kiss/engage in any kind of relations with somebody from /jp/ if they turned into a girl?

Yes, we can be together forever.

>> No.8647682

>>8647636
You could always try to train your butt for such play.
Don't use your p0n0s to masturbate at all and only use your butt, spend a lot of time on it.

Make sure to get into the mood properly first and all that, and if you cant cum or feel anything major just keep working on it.

Don't give up and start touching your front part, if you cant do it leave it for another day.

>> No.8647691

This is beginning to make me sad..
Why can't all of this become reality???

>> No.8647693

>>8647575
Your ass isn't supposed to hurt. I chalk it up to bad lubrication and improper warm-up. You need to take it slow and relax. Then there's the issue of actually finding the prostate, but after a little exploration you'll get it.

I tried it for the first time yesterday, it's amazing. I haven't been that turned on in years.

>> No.8647699

Off-topic but does anyone have that "I've sucked x amount of cocks" picture?

>> No.8647700

>>8647691
The free market.
If it were Iran the government would pay up to half the costs of a gender change surgery.(Taliban did the same, Koran says nothing about transgender)
After Thailand, Iran has the most gender surgeries.

>> No.8647723

>>8647700
That wouldn't really be the same as being a real girl.
I'd prefer something like a cloned body over a surgery.

>> No.8647761

Is there any h-manga about a disgusting lolicon who turns into a little girl?

>> No.8647834

I'd be a cute genki girl with tidy hair, and something of an ojou-sama regardless of how poor I am. I'd balance long walks with extended PC use, and giggle nervously in normal conversations.
Of course, I'd get close to anyone from /jp/ regardless of their gender. I love you all!

>> No.8648255

>>8647761
I would also like to find a manga like that.
This comes to mind http://g.e-hentai.org/g/435364/3905b42a7f/
Not a loli, but a magical girl.

>> No.8648291
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Mahou Shoujo

>> No.8648294

>>8647723

Well fuck that faggot, free market is the best way to gain innovation where there's demand. Government spending a shit, can't react to market forces, and instead of making you a little girl body will go pump your money into things it thinks you might want instead in a silly attempt to boost aggregate demand. You'd be the big man, not the little girl!

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>>8644309
I whould be a *^^*

delicious tomboy

>> No.8648508

I'd rather be a perfect trap, honestly. However, being a loli is fine too.

>> No.8648891

>>8647611
What kinds of things would oniichan want to do?

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