/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Flandre Scarlet No.]

Hey Otakus,

My name is Flandre, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, unsophisticated, otakus who spend every second of their day looking at hentai. You are everything bad in Gensokyo. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy from someone like me? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because it's the only human interaction you'll ever get, but you take it to another level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures of Reimu's armpits.

Don't hide from me, hit me with everything you've got. I'm perfect. I broke out of the basement and went on a rampage and came back without a scratch. What activities do you partake in, other than "jacking off to pictures of me and my friends"? I also live in a huge mansion, and have a super kawaii girlfriend (She just ate me out; Shit was SO cash). You are all weaboos who should just go boom. Thank you for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my witch.

[Anonymous No.]

please respond

[naitoknaito No.]

Anyone have more pictures of Flan feeding Marisa?

[Anonymous No.]

Last night I had short moment of doubt for few Touhou related thing. I really feel guilty since then and I feel that sharing this story with /jp/ this would be best retribution.

[Anonymous No.]

Please insult me more, Flandre-sama!