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I tried some serious anal masturbation. I normally only do it with a finger, but this time I wanted to go all out. If you remember, I mentioned finding an old lightsaber I could disassemble and use the parts as a dildo. So my family went out to dinner and left me home alone, I knew this was one of very few chances I would ever get. I fired up my laptop and loaded the best futa H doujinshi/Manga I could find, with the beefiest cocks and loads of cum. I set the tabs ready and went to the bathroom with the lightsaber and a big bottle of moisturizing lotion. I used my right hand to shove it up my ass after covering it and my shaved cheeks in lotion and pumped away. I couldn't feel anything, so I kept pushing deeper and deeper while masturbating my penis. I went really deep and then I felt a sharp pain and pulled it out. The lightsaber was covered in shit and it was gross. I started to leak shitty lotion, but I was already going so I stopped anally masturbating and just stroked towards oragasm. I accidentally got some shitlotion all over my laptop while switching tabs. When I came, I decided to just go for it and swallow the cum, and I did. it was gross and left a thick film on the inside of my mouth. Anal masturbation is the worst, and doesn't feel good at all. Semen tastes bad, and I'm never doing this again. I took a shower and headed to bed, that ruined my whole week.

>> No.8636300

That was my story I posted yesterday here on /jp/, and just posted on KC, and now you brought it from there and posted it here.

There is a backstory http://archive.foolz.us/jp/thread/8608900/#8609268

if you follow that conversation.

Didn't think so many /jp/ers also went there.

>> No.8636302

>>8636300
>still visiting KC
>2012

Don't you hate all the shitty femnazi mods who ban for the littlest things? Are you that much of a sadist?

>> No.8636304

>>8636302
I've never been banned, and I take my shitposting seriously on that site. You're obviously not American. If I told a mod to suck my dick, he probably would.

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>>8636304
Nope, I am American too. They ban me for Jonne shit when I wasn't even raiding or posting ylilauta stuff. Stupid mods who take imageboards too seriously = KC.

>> No.8636317

>>8636312
There are places where they don't ban you for jonne shit?

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>>8636317
But I didn't even post jonne shit, reread the post.

>> No.8636322

>>8636312
Don't know then, maybe I don't notice bans with rolling IP then. I also post plenty of spurdo. Ylilaulta is really stupid so I'm not leaving to there, although they have nice flags, especially for schlomo.

>> No.8636323

>>8636322
It's better than KC where you have to be AFRAID of the mods.

>> No.8636328

>>8636323
Don't be a baby, moderation can't do anything. Just look at /jp/ as an example. Ban evade.

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