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8629574 No.8629574 [Reply] [Original]

ITT what you most desire.

>> No.8629577

You desire a lot of guitars, OP.

>> No.8629582

>>8629577
It's the same guitar.

>> No.8629583
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8629583

To be glorious loli

>> No.8629579
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8629579

Unlimited dicks.

>> No.8629585
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8629585

All I want is a cute Japanese girlfriend ;_;

>> No.8629588
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8629588

a graphic card would be HELLa naizz

>> No.8629589

>>8629574
I want to become a youkai.

>> No.8629591

I like guitars and in fact I have one.

I think I would like a girlfriend that likes hentai MORE THAN ANYTHING

>> No.8629592

All I want is a cute Korean girlfriend ;_;

>> No.8629595
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>>8629588
Translation: another 200 cocks in my mouth would be HELLa naizz!

>> No.8629605

to be the very best.

>> No.8629601
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>> No.8629609

A kind wife, a nice home, and a good job.

I want to be normalfag...

Sadly, not even normalfags have this. They have a shitty dead end job, a used up slut, and a small apartment.

>> No.8629618

>>8629601
God damn it, I was so fucking poor in that game. I never even got a whip.

>> No.8629625
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>>8629595
like HELL i do, plus there was no need to translate it since it was already understandable cuz i didnt make any analogy

>> No.8629627

>>8629618
If it's any consolation, they're pretty cheap now, only 400k. Better weapons have taken it's place.

>> No.8629629
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8629629

hella PAYPUH

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>>8629601
Almost at that amount.

>> No.8629643

Any kind of talent.

>> No.8629646

Intelligence, because I'm dumb as hell.

>> No.8629663
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>>8629629
I could use more bling myself

>> No.8629677
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8629677

;_;

>> No.8629678

To forever be a teenager in one of my high school animes/mangos/porn-with-plot games.

>> No.8629680

For these threads to go to >>>/soc/

>> No.8629687

>>8629680
/soc/ isn't for this sort of thing.
If you redirect every slightly "personal" thread to /soc/, people are just going to redirect more "how i lern japanese??" and "wot vn shud i play?" threads to /jp/.

>> No.8629694

Win the lottery.

>> No.8629700

>>8629627
Like what?

>> No.8629727

To no longer suffer from anxiety

>> No.8629724

I want to be good at blazblue. I hate playing online and everyone does really stupid stuff like crossovers in the corner or grab me for half my health because I dropped a 5 frame link. Even jerks who say stuff like "LOL and by a girl too!"
I can't even tech green grabs online and everyone just does them over and over again after their blockstrings that I can't instant block because if I try online I'll get hit. I live in the middle of nowhere and there isn't anyone to play with me either, it's the worst. I dont' even have any friends to play with online it's such bullshit. I'm never allowed to enjoy anything.

>> No.8629735

>>8629627
I remember trying to play it a few months ago, everyone had items I'd seen, it's all so different.

>> No.8629738

I want to nipa.

>> No.8629744

A new liver, perhaps?

>> No.8629750

I wish Jones would go out with me

>> No.8629757

>>8629750
I know you're joking but I actually think he's kind of cute, and his posts would be fine if he toned down the frequency/obnoxiousness a little.

>> No.8629754

>>>>8629700
Chaotic weapons as they're called which you get from doing "Dungeoneering" are the new weapons that replace the whip. Chaotics are both used in PvM and PvP. In PvP it's usually used with the combination of the Armadyl Godsword or the Korasi. The Korasi deals magical damage so if the opponent has good defensive plate combat gear that give positive str/atk/range/def bonuses but a negative defense bonus in magic it's a really good K.O weapon. It's also pretty good in PvM if you're too lazy to do dungeoneering. The Korasi requires a long ass chain of quests so it's probably even more of an pain in the butt to obtain it.

>> No.8629766

To be a little... no, wait, a MAGICAL girl.

>> No.8629772

I desire... to stop being bad at touhou.
I can easily do this just by practicing more, but am too lazy and appeal to the god of the OP

>> No.8629774

>>8629754
Oh god, Dungeoneering rewards are so stupid. The skill itself is neat, though it should really be a minigame and not a skill, but those rewards cost way to fucking much. Why bother making the dungeoneering requirement for an item around 20 when you'll be in the mid-80s by the time you have enough dungeon credits or whatever the fuck to afford it?
Chaotic shit is the worst. Like barrows but a thousand times more expensive.

>> No.8629779

I want to be famous and liked, but not in a way that puts me under pressure or means I have to be charismatic.

>> No.8629792

>>8629774
Chaotic is worth the cost in my opinion. It saves you a lot of time on things like slayer tasks when you can hit up to about 600 rather than around 400. At one point in the game you stop caring about repair costs because it pays for itself in drops and time saved. But yeah, the grind on dungeoneering is a pain, especially to someone who isn't very sociable since solo exp is pretty bad.

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>>8629766

>> No.8629795

>>8629774
It's still better than the whip. I fully agree with your point though. Also it'll take a shitload of time to reach lvl 80 in dungeoneering if you're below 110 in combat level since no one will invite you to a party.
>Like barrows but a thousand times more expensive.
>barrows
>expensive

>> No.8629802

>>8629795
Expensive as in it costs SOME money to maintain, however little.
Ah, I really should play that game again. Such a good time sink, and I never really did that much...
...but then I think horrible level grinds and bullshit like construction. Ugh.

>> No.8629827

>>8629802
Yea it's really worth it. If you ever manage to get your hands on a few 100 mils you can stake some of it(if you're max combat) or flip some of the gp on the G.E. A friend of mine has a few bils and he maintains an gold shop. And he earns around 1-300$ a day.

The price for GP per mil is crazy. It's around 0.6$/per mil so 1 bil is 600$ so there's some serious cash that can be made.

>> No.8629832

>>8629827
Ooo, I like the sound of that. Don't like the sound of being a goldfarmer, though.

>max combat
Hahahaha...yeah, no. Especially if I'm selling gold and could lose all that horrible grinding time so easily.

>> No.8629852

>>8629832
He wastes maybe an hour or two a day on RuneScape when he gets below 1-2 bil. Staking is when you challenge someone into a boxing challenge which has an 50/50% percentage of winning and one match takes around 30 seconds. And he stakes around 10-100-200m depending on how many times he loses.

>> No.8629847

Three pounds of flax.

>> No.8629864

>>8629832
But yeah, it probably isn't worth it since it takes around a year or two to get maxed. And flipping items is pretty slow.

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>>8629766

this would be nice

>> No.8630372

As a Briton, I wish I could have cool guns like Americans do.

>> No.8630649

I noticed a few of you play Runescape. I just started playing again last Sunday and noticed none of my friends play anymore. I would like to play with /jp/sie so I'll post my name and I hope someone adds me.

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8632180

This girl in that outfit

>> No.8632197

To feel happy.

>> No.8632205

A mecha type robot with deadly lasers and a rainbow generator so when I fly around in it rainbows come out behind me.

>> No.8632213

I desire a purpose for life. And equal good for all.

>> No.8632222
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8632222

I want a nice dress to become a little girl in.

>> No.8632244
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8632244

To be reborn as a very attractive person, preferably a female.
A gf/wife who would make me company would be fine too.

>> No.8632249

>>8632244
>preferably a female
>gf
Gay.

>> No.8632251

To be happy.

>> No.8632253 [SPOILER] 
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8632253

To make it in time before TH15.

>> No.8632256

To be an android girl.

>> No.8632260

I got made fun of in school for not knowing what runescape was. Fuck that game.

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>>8632249
do you want to be my gf

>> No.8632281

I want to have a boyfriend from /jp/ who I can cook and clean for and take care of forever and ever.

>> No.8632298

I can be that guy for you.

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