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My mother threw away my favorite shirt to cum in. It was a bit yellowed, but I always hid it in the same drawer, yet now it's gone with a new batch of laundry replacing it.

Is it worse if she doesn't confront or talk to me about it?

>> No.8626498

Not doing your own laundry? What are you, fucking 5?

>> No.8626500

>>8626498
What? Who the hell does their own laundry?

>> No.8626502

>>8626498

28.

>> No.8626503

Your fault for wasting precious semen. Should've drank it down like a pro, or at least kept it in a bottle for later consumption.

>> No.8626512

>>8626503

I used to pee in bottles until I accidentally knocked one over without a cap. Never again.

>> No.8626516

>>8626500
Your mother.

>> No.8626531

>>8626500

If you do your own laundry, you don't belong here.

>> No.8626543

I've never done any laundry. I took wet clothes out of the washing machine and put them into the dryer once but that's it.

>> No.8626544

>>8626531

Doing laundry has nothing to do with "belonging" anywhere.

>> No.8626546

>>8626512
Well, you don't drink urine, so that's normal. If anything they're more like brine than something you drink.

>> No.8626547
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8626547

My mom used to wash my cum-crusted blankets all the time. They'd be fucking crusty with my spooge-I'd lay on them and fuck them and just blow it on there and wipe my belly off and go to sleep.

All she'd say was like "I washed your filthy blankets, anon" and I'd be like "thanks mom"

>> No.8626550

>>8626547
Moms are the best

>> No.8626552

>>8626547
She was sniffing them

>> No.8626558

>>8626547
she wanted to fuck

>> No.8626556

Mine is a big towel and I actually pretend it is my waifu. I have come to like the smell of it. I pretend it her sweat after a hard day at school.

>> No.8626591

>>8626556

How old is your waifu?

>> No.8626613

I always cum in a tissue(double layer)

>> No.8626631

>>8626591
Two and a half years.

>> No.8626646

I've always wanted to wear the t-shirt I wipe my cum up with to a store or something and see how people react to it. It's white and stained, which can be normal, but it smells very strongly of semen and I think the scent is fairly obvious.

>> No.8626663

>>8626646
Do you think it is illegal to do this? If not I will do it.

>> No.8626668

>>8626663
I don't believe so. Take pics, kay?

>> No.8626688

>>8626495
She's obviously smelling it.

>> No.8626691

She knows you're a fapper now. Why did you let that bitch in your room in the first place? If I was you, I would have slapped that ho. You gotta establish your dominance, pussy-boy.

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8626698

>>8626691
>She knows you're a fapper now.
Think of any male you know
They are a fapper
I'm getting really turned on.

>> No.8626705

>>8626663
There's no way it's illegal. It's not illegal for people to wear perfume and cologne, and this is really no different.

Even if for some unknown reason it is illegal, I don't think you'd get arrested for wearing a t-shirt that you've been cumming in for the last decade.

>> No.8626719

>>8626663
I don't believe it is illegal, but given the twisted nature of the US Justice system, I'm sure if you attempt to approach a child wearing that cum rag they will find a way to charge you and make you a sex offender with their legal voodoo.

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