/jp/ - Otaku Culture

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Satori has no love left for humans.

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What's it like to cum inside of Satori?

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I can't say I blame her either.

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>>8621444
Please reconsider asking such questions in the future, as they are not befitting for someone such as Satori.

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I don't blame her. But I have love left for her.

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That's fine, we'll just need to make some.

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God I want to be friends with her

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>>8621461
Too bad. It's not about what Satori wants.

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>>8621611
That's mean.

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What's it like to lick Satori?

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>>8621442
i bet after some hard dicking she'd reconsider her attitude

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What's it like to dress Satori in embarrassing clothing?

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What's it like to wear Satori's panties on your head?

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>>8621634
Try harder than masara's worthless men/self-inserts.

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>>8621641
What's it like to dress up in Satori's embarrassing clothing?

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What's it like to be the best touhou?

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Satori-samaaaaaa~❤

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>>8621606
What's it like to be friends with Satori?

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>>8622169
Well, if you must know, being a Celestial can be pretty boring...

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Do you like Satori, anon? Even though she might hate you for having an awful mind?

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>>8622189
Satori has no friends, just pets and a disabled sister that she lives alone with in the middle of nowhere. She's the catlady of Gensokyo.

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>>8622583
Probably, but that doesn't make her hate me any less for being human.

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>>8622583
I don't think I have an awful mind. I think Satori should at least give me a chance.

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>>8622583

I do. I don't expect any kind of feedback, I just happen to love her.

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>>8622592
>disabled sister
Lol, Koishi is far more powerful than Satori. And actually, she's not disabled at all.

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>>8622600
You're right, she'd possibly give you five extra seconds to get off her property before she lets you get mauled to death by the guard dogs.

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>>8622607
I didn't say anything about her being weaker, but her condition isn't considered to be physiologically correct.

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>>8622592

>disabled sister
>catlady of Gensokyo

Please be trolling. None of those statements is even close to what's canon about her.

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>>8622634
Then do pray tell us what is Mr Canonball.

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>>8622640
Look at this faggot again.

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I can't wait for Symposium of post-mysticism to come out and crush all the dreams of the people who are hooked on post-Phantasmagoria characters with uncomfortable facts.

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>>8622669
Still waiting.

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>>8622630
>psysiologically correct
>imposing your own standards of what is correct/incorrect on others
>mfw

If you actually knew what her "disability" was, you would wish you had it.

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>>8622676
Satori fans and Okuu fans are the biggest targets. I'm almost hoping for butthurt now, DS buttrage was hilarious. I love Touhou and all but I don't understand how people can get so mad.

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Her malice even extends to people who are only half human.

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>>8622703
Having her third eye shut and being unable to see into the hearts of other people is comparable to being blind by any standards for a Satori.

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>>8622712
Not even close. Unlike her sister, Koishi can understand the deepest depths of others' minds. Their most basic desires, which give birth to their emotions in the first place, and drive them to move and breathe, and live. She can't see what they're thinking, but she can see the forces which they are unaware of, which drives them to do everything they do.

And she can manipulate all of these forces.

All Koishi has to do is snap her finger, and people will bend to her will without even realizing they're being manipulated. She could cause your mind to break itself into pieces, if she felt like it.

But she doesn't torture people and manipulate them all the time, and instead uses her power to make them ignore her. Because she's a nice person.

Even so, since she closed her heart off, so she won't feel the need to hold back if you bully her too much. It's just as well though. Bullies need to die.

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I don't like how Satori is so often depicted as psychologically frail and weak, when she absolutely isn't in canon and there would be no possible reason for her to be that way logically (why would anybody be shy and uncertain when they see what others are thinking 100% of the time? There can't be any fear if there's no uncertainty).

It's especially a shame since a more realistic personality of a mind-reader would be interested. But I guess otaku just prefer their generic moeblobs...

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>>8622740
This.

Satori isn't a weakling by any means. She has a stronger heart than her sister, but in return, she has a weaker ability. They compensate for each other's weaknesses perfectly.

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I don't like how Satori is so often depicted as psychologically frail and weak, when she absolutely isn't in canon and there would be no possible reason for her to be that way logically (why would anybody be shy and uncertain when they see what others are thinking 100% of the time? There can't be any fear if there's no uncertainty).

It's especially a shame since a more realistic personality of a mind-reader would be interesting. But I guess otaku just prefer their generic moeblobs...

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>>8622771
Are you ok?

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>>8622781
She's probably not.

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Typical Satori threads on /jp/.

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>>8622801
Needs a white knight plastered against the window or something.

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>>8621693

Am I the one who mistakes Yuugi for Zero Suit Samus every time I see this image's thumbnail?

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>>8622785
Why?

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Isn't her family lovely?

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>>8622820
Probably because of all the lewd pictures and thoughts people have of her.

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>>8622873
Can you blame theme? She's all kinds of attractive.

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>>8622925
Yes I can, go look at porn or something instead of violating Satori.

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>>8622925
Sorry, but if you really loved her you could give up thinking of things like that and treating her like some kind of object for wank material.

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>>8622928
But I'm not violating her, I'm just thinking about it. I would NEVER do anything to her in real life if she didn't consent to it.

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>>8622940
For Satori the mental realm is just as real as the physical. You're nothing but a serial rapist.

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>>8622937
If I loved her I wouldn't think of her as attractive? What?

>treating her like some kind of object for wank material.
That's incredibly inaccurate.

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>>8622940
She can read your mind, so she'll know it regardless.

Not that you could do anything to her if she didn't want you to. Youkai aren't human, you know? She would easily overpower you.

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>>8622940
You are a monster.

The only way you can redeem yourself is by defeating her on Ultra without focusing, dying, or bombing.

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>>8622950
I know she'd know. She'd also know that I have absolutely no intention of ever acting on those idle fantasies.
I'm the kind of guy that if I found Satori tied up on my bed one day, my first action and thought would be to ask her what's going on and untie her, regardless of how much Satori bondage and tentacle porn I've fapped too. And she'd know that too.

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>>8622979
What a faggot. I love satori too, so I would give her a good fucking.

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>>8622979
Why do you think she'd be fine with casual mental desecration and rape? In the end you're just treating her like something less worthless than even the least amount of basic respect that you can't even control your urges to have such fantasies. I don't know why I'm even trying to explain this since you probably already have some kind of justification for doing it.

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>>8623004
Well, I'm not doing it all the damn time; I can control them just fine. My rape fantasies are outnumbered by more regular fantasies, I'll have you know.

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>>8623004
Wow, I can smell your mangina from here.

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>>8623014
You still don't understand that your mental thoughts are just as real to her as your physical actions. So how can you say you love her if you can't even respect her as a person on the mental level? All you do is just think about fucking her whenever and however you please without the least concern about how she would feel about it. I understand about thinking of her as a person worthy of being admired, but fantasizing about her being tied up and raped or being assaulted by monsters is in no way showing her and kind of respect at all.

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so are any of you guys getting this figure of her?

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I wonder if Satori can read a bunch of minds at once.

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>>8623021
So you've run out of arguments and are resulting to ad hominems already? Sorry, but I still won't back down for my respect for her no matter what you think of me, she's worth more to me than that.

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>>8623051
>All you do
I JUST SAID that that's not true. Pay attention.

Honestly, I AM concerned about it. I can usually control it pretty well...but if I actually met her, what then? Would thoughts of tentacle monsters and bondage setups immediately spring to mind, or would the more pleasant thoughts I have about her be more prominent?

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>>8623067
Interesting stand and pose but her face is off...

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>>8623077
Yeah whatever. While you're discussing your feelings with satori, I'll be out fucking her.

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>>8622979
>>8623014

Your're a worthless piece of shit. I've had all kinds of sexual fantasies with every fucking character out there but here. Want to know why? It's because she's in a HIGHER position for me. She is not a sexual object like the others.

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>>8623092
No you won't either. She's stronger than you by a ridiculous margin.

And even if that wasn't so, I would tell Koishi that you're bullying her sister, and Koishi would fuck you up so bad you wouldn't be able to pray to your deities for a quick death.

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>>8623086
Well at least you recognize it for what it is, if you really did care about her for more than just using her to an end you could think of better things than just those kinds of thoughts.

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>>8623083
what, both of them?

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>>8623107
She cares about her sister though.

And since she closed her heart off, she won't be showing any compassion for those that she dislikes.

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>>8623103
Would she? Koishi's weird.

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>>8623106
I CAN think of better things than those thoughts. I just said that.

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>>8623112
Caring implies conscious thought.

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>>8623103
Satori would be in love with my dick to let me fuck her. She won't see you as anything more than a friend, and me as a lover. Her sister might even join in.
I loved the "Nuh uh, ima tattle!" bit there. If Satori loves me, why would you try to tear me and her apart? I guess you really don't care about her happiness, just yourself having her.

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>>8623122
That depends on how you define caring.

She likes her sister. Liking and disliking, trusting and not trusting, those can and do exist as a subconscious level.

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>>8623124
>assuming she would care about some perverted shitstain
Lol.

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>>8623124
Satori does not like dicks.

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>>8623130
>Assuming I haven't already made her addicted to my cum.

Whatever beta faggot.

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>>8623134

Everyone likes dicks.

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>>8623139
>mind break
Don't do that.

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>>8623134
I'm not gay and even I like dicks on my girls.

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>>8623144
Yeah don't. More liebe.

>>8623130
You really don't get fantasy do you?

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>>8623109
The second one is adorable

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>>8623092
Whoa, we got an alpha male right here.

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You guys, if I were to draw a very realistic picture of you being raped by a pack of dogs, does that mean I'm raping you? She READS thoughts, she doesn't EXPERIENCE them. If you want a girl you can traumatize by thoughts alone, I'd like to introduce you to Kozue instead. That's a girl you can actually mentally rape.

As for the purity argument, someone who is capable of reading minds should know by now that humans think of sex every now and then, and should've been more desensitized to depictions of sex than /jp/.

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>>8623158
If by fantasy, you mean disgusting sexual thoughts, then obviously not.

In my opinion, fantasy is a much more pure and fun thing. It's not something so filthy.

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>>8623217
>disgusting sexual thoughts
There's nothing disgusting about sex you Christfag. Besides I like to imagine the other stuff around it while I'm at it.

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>>8623226
On the contrary, my heart is heavily swayed by atheism. My reasons for thinking this shit is disgusting are completely different.

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>>8623232
she must think you hate her if you find her unattractive and are not willing to have sex with her. lucky for you, I'm there to provide her with the physical support she needs.

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>>8623232
Let's hear them then.

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>>8623249

Hey faggot, she can read my mind, I've got no need of explaining anything to shits like you.

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>>8623249
I perceive this as an insult to Satori. Only filthy humans have such needs.

I'm sorry to tell you that our beliefs are entirely incompatible.

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>>8623268
>faggot
I'm not the one with the limp noodle here. Satori needs a man, not a little baby that can't even get it up.

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>>8623273
You still don't explain why sex is bad though. And for that matter how do Satori differ from humans? Do they even look like girls like ZUN depicts them?

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Sexualizing touhou girls is srs fking bsns.

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>>8623257
Alright, I'll tell you a short story then.

One day, I wondered, why do we have severe overpopulation problems to the point where there's 7 billion humans? Everywhere I look, there are too many humans, so I can't avoid them. The planet is infested with them. And I realized, that it is because humans pursue pleasure blindly, without giving any thought to the infestation they are helping to create. I started noticing other things. People around me go so far as to look down on others just because they have not had sex. People mention it all the time in conversations, making jokes about it, obsessing over it. And when I look at Danbooru, people have corrupted the image of each and every one of my favorite characters with it. Humans simply do not do anything to control their desires, acting like it's impossible or unhealthy to do so. It makes them feel better about it, right?

It makes me feel as though the human race is not any higher than the gnats they swat and kill on a daily basis. Yes, I am heavily misanthropic.

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>>8623343
Contraception exists, and care can be taken. Don't let something enjoyable be ruined by the people who do stupid things.

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>>8623343
>Humans simply do not do anything to control their desires, acting like it's impossible or unhealthy to do so. It makes them feel better about it, right?
Sexual activity and masturbation are healthy. In other words, that means that abstaining from both is generally detrimental to your health. So yes, it is unhealthy.

It is not impossible, but it is unreasonable to steer away from all sexuality. It is a pleasurable activity that, when done alone, has practically no negative consequences. Wouldn't it only be normal to do something like that?

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>>8623384
>Sexual activity and masturbation are healthy.
Please provide your scientific proof.

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Can we please talk about Satori and not sex?

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>>8623416
How about we talk about Satori AND sex?

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Well this thread has surely served its purpose on showing why Satori detests humans so much. If we can't even stand ourselves enough to have a conversation that doesn't delve into name calling and other trivial bullshit how could anyone expect her not to be utterly disgusted with humans in general?

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FOR GOD'S SAKE SHE'S NOT REAL

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>>8623363

Yes, care can be taken... but it isn't.

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>>8623420
Let's not. You can clearly see where that goes.

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>>8623428
You are not real.

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>>8623428
Hey man, that's not a nice thing to say.

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It is not sex that I'm against.

Think about the general public, the mass media, and things like that. These people act like cows, living as they are told blindly. And what meaning is there in that life? They simply grow up and work every day until they finally die, they like and dislike the things they are told to like and dislike, and they look down on the ones who deviate from these patterns. I want to be able to feel that there is something out there to separate humans from animals. But no matter how much I look, there is nothing. Humans act just like animals. And I hate being nothing more than an animal.

And so, I came to hate humans, and became asexual.

Also for the record, Satori is perfectly real.

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>>8623439
You sound like you should be studying your homework.

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>>8623438
It makes it even more of a point that humans are so irresponsible that even with contraception being available that they still can't keep their reproduction under control.

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>>8623343
Here you go, Satori-sama murdering gnat humans en masse~

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>>8623450
It is under control. Don't lump in niggers with Humans.

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>>8623428
>>8623434
Even if Satori the person is not real, Satori the concept is just as real as anything else in the world. If she wasn't then this thread wouldn't exist.

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>>8623463
Actually the largest populations in the world are China and India, which are also supposedly going to overtake all the leading nations economically and technologically.

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>>8623439

That's odd though. You say you're a misanthrope, but you seem to wish that humans could become something more than mere animals - a philanthropic driving force. Most misanthropes just give up and leave it as a hatred for all humans. Maybe you will get there at some point if you, too, gave up.

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>>8623453
Given the option she probably would.

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If you keep acting like angsty teens Satori's never going to invite you back.

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>>8623450
People who don't limit their reproduction take up a larger portion of the next generation than people who do, so carelessness in that regard is selected for over careful use of contraception, assuming it's a somewhat heritable trait.

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>>8623477
Indians and Chinese might as well be niggers.

The population of those of European descent is stable.

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>>8623481
I somehow doubt that.

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>>8623490
Actually without the influx of immigrants European population growth would be in the negatives.

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>>8623486
She doesn't have any reason to in the first place.

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>>8623490
>population of those of European descent
You mean the ones with growing populations of Chinese and Indian immigrants?

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>>8623505
And that's not a bad thing at all. Population goes through growth and recession.
The influx of immigrants is nothing but bad news. Inferior people tainting the populace.

We all know who's behind that though...

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>>8623474
Yes.

Those who surpass humans are called youkai. A human becomes a youkai when they stop living as nothing more than a member of society, and create their own purpose in life. They create their own role in the world, so they are not bound by the laws and morals that govern humans. And because of this, they are feared and hated. If you keep going down that path, you can gain infamy, and become a youkai.

Of course, you can also subjugate the cows and milk faith from them. You will still become a legend, but in that case, you will be a god. And you will be less likely to get exterminated.

Anyway, I live in my dreams, because reality is too boring, you see.

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This thread has become utterly retarded. Satori would be disgusted by all of you.

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>>8623569
Satori is disgusted by everything, even herself.

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>>8623569
That's what the topic of this thread is about, didn't you read OP's post?

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>>8623453
I'd let her murder me

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>>8623439
So if it's only idiots' attitudes that bother you, why do you feel it's wrong to have sexual experiences when you're not being an idiot about it?
>And so, I came to hate humans, and became asexual.
Yeah, you can't just 'become asexual'. Asexual does not mean you don't do anything sexual, it means you don't feel any sexual attraction towards anything. It's something you're born with, not something you can learn.

>>8623402
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Masturbation#Benefits contains a whole bunch of links to sources on masturbation, and similarly http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexual_intercourse#Benefits has a whole bunch of links to sources on sex.

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ctrl+f scat , fart, poop came up with no results

such a disappointing thread indeed

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