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8620109 No.8620109 [Reply] [Original]

You've been diagnosed with terminal autism and only have 12 hours to live.

How do you spend your remaining time?

>> No.8620112

>>8620109
Wonder how painful the death is going to be.

>> No.8620117

Shitposting.

>> No.8620125

I would tell my doctor that I visit /jp/, and he will laugh at me.

>> No.8620131

Same as every other day I suppose.

>> No.8620148

fuckin bitches and slinging dope

>> No.8620151
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8620151

>>8620109
joke is on you OP
I wash my hands every day
I cant get autism

>> No.8620155

>>8620151
>leaving out the apostrophe
You already have autism.

>> No.8620161
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8620161

I shouldn't have shared that syringe

>> No.8620163
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8620163

>>8620155
Impossible !!!!!!
I always wash my hands
You better be joking!!!

>> No.8620166
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8620166

I'd spend it sleeping

>> No.8620168

Stop drinking grape juice and go outside and rape

>> No.8620174

Spread my terminal autism through rape

>> No.8620176
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8620176

>>8620148
>>8620151
>>8620155
>>8620163
Shitposter general?

>> No.8620179

>>8620176
Lick on my chode, gaylord

>> No.8620181
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8620181

Hgnnnnnnnnnhhhhhhhhhhhh.......
Guys.......I think I did catch autism for real now..................
I am still too young to die .....so many things left to do.......
..............why..........

>> No.8620190

>>8620181
and just when I started liking you ;_;

>> No.8620195
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8620195

Guys .....I can feel the ending soon.........


I ...........I love you........all.........

>> No.8620216

>>8620195
Am i going to have to give you CPR? i may put my lips to other parts of your body than your mouth though :3

>> No.8620218

My psychiatrist told me I might have Asperger's disorder and I burst out laughing. He then asked why and I said it was funny to me and I am unsure when laughing is inappropriate. He then said that's a sign of autism.

See you in Gensokyo, /jp/! ;_;

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8620233

Searching for bluekimono chan in the UK, ofcourse.

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8620257

The nurse said to >>8620216
"I am sorry anon, but he died before you could come to see him, I am sorry again"

*sad music starts playing*

≈anon is remembering all the beautiful moments he spend with King of /jp/

≈≈End≈≈

*People are crying in the cinema*

>> No.8620270

ITT: King of /jp/ finally snaps.

>> No.8620272

Same as any other day. Telling myself that I should do something productive, but instead slack off.

>> No.8620319

Go to sleep and wait to die.

>> No.8620353

klil myself

>> No.8620360
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8620360

>terminal autism

How?

>> No.8620377

>>8620360
By being the kid in my U.S. history class back in highschool
He would read One Piece/Bleach in class, take notes on his DS, and every day he would ask what would happen if Japan would attack us, or some bullshit like that.

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>>8620377
>THAT kid

Jesus fuck did I want to pop him a new one. He was the biggest Big3 fuck in the whole universe and claimed to love Japanese culture and shit, just like every weeaboo. I asked him if he liked Eva, and he looked me straight in the face and asked me what Eva was.

>> No.8620406

>>8620397
Get the fuck out.

>> No.8620418

>>8620397
Not only was he THAT kid, he once told us that when his parents thought he was out riding his bike, he would practice driving in his parents car. He was 18 at the time

>> No.8620477

>>8620109

I would do anything I can to find my friend and give him a hug. I promised I would some day and I can't do that if I'm dead.

>> No.8620514

>>8620477
not with that attitude.

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