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I'm really lonely. Are you /jp/?

I thought we could have a thread where we can say comforting things to each other and pretend to be each others girlfriends. I want to hold /jp/ and spoon under the covers. The closet I can get to that feeling is spooning with my daki and browsing /jp/ with the laptop by my face...

>> No.8615609

You only feel lonely if you still care enough to feel that way. Get on my level and just not give a shit anymore.

>> No.8615616
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8615616

This thread was going decent until you had to make it all gay.

Go fuck yourself, homo.

>> No.8615613

I'll be your friend if you want, dude.

>> No.8615614

I don't understand how people get lonely. As for me, I can't get alone enough.

A few years ago my parental figure was hospitalized for a few months and I was left to myself. I feel bad saying that those few months were the best time of my life.

>> No.8615615

>>8615609
But you come here every day don't you? Just learn to admit it.

I just want /jp/ to show me affection more often. The sad part is, I can't take all of you and build you into a little girl.

>> No.8615623

>>8615616
It's not gay. I love you regardless of gender.

>> No.8615625

>>8615615
The only reason why I post on /jp/ is because I find enjoyment out of posting about Touhou and other typical /jp/ nons-sense.

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>>8615625
You can put any reasons you want, yo have to admit there is something there. If /jp/ was a residence, we would already be married under common law.

>> No.8615638
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8615638

Maybe a little..Sometimes..
But /jp/ is always there to cheer me up and make me happy again~

Also "spooning" sounds incredibly lewd.

>> No.8615652

PM X153 on irc.rizon.net
I'll cure your loneliness

>> No.8615658

I visit my parents once every too weeks and even that is way too often for me. The rest of the time I spend alone.

I don't mind it at all.

>> No.8615665
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>>8615652
W-what are you planning? That makes me kind of nervous, your nick just seems very ominous.

>> No.8615671

>>8615637
No, there really isn't, if any of us met the self repulsion and disgust with each other would be too great for anything to happen other than just leaving with in a few seconds. The only reason we're even able to tolerate each other even on this level is because we can't see each other, let alone interact face to face.

>> No.8615703

>>8615671
Face to face is the same as here. What is a face but a carrier for what you have to say? The same as my post box.
I don't see anything to be repulsed about. If you mean physically, I never mentioned anything lewd, just physical comforting and warmth. Either way, I'd be handsome enough for us.

>> No.8615708

>>8615703
>Face to face is the same as here.
No, it's not. It's completely different

>> No.8615723

>>8615708
How is it different?
Don't close up, just say what you have inside. You're being coarse, but I'm sure you have a soft center you are just scared to expose.
You will feel much better if you open up anon.

>> No.8615754
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>>8615723
You sound so smooth, you make me swoon.
If i was born female i would be in danger~

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>>8615754
Ah, you shouldn't say stuff like that if you don't mean it, I might actually start to believe it.

>> No.8615841

>>8615652
You didn't respond..

>> No.8615854
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8615854

I don't have to buy a full sized pillow, I just use a normal one and pretend it's a loli.

>> No.8615870

>>8615854
Use a pillow and part of a comforter.

>> No.8616833

I'm going to bed while thinking of you /jp/. My lovely wife~

>> No.8616848

>>8615772
Kaguya looks almost canon beautiful in that picture.

>> No.8616853

Reported for trash-thread. "BAWWWWWWW I'M SO RONERY" hasn't flown for the last 5-6 years, and it doesn't now.

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8616859

Mildly.
Mostly I'm just depressed because I'm such a useless piece of shit that can't do anything but whine.
I often feel like shitting up /jp/ with blog threads, but then I contain myself, because
>>8616853.
Doesn't stop me from posting in them though.

>> No.8616865

I know how you feel. I wish I had someone to hug and talk to but my personality is terribly boring, I'm unattractive, I have an 8th grade education, and I have terrible social anxieties which cause me to be a literal shut in.

;_; Hold me, /jp/

>> No.8616879

>>8616865
>I have an 8th grade education
Scum of the earth.
I have a community college degree.
That totally makes me a better person than you.

>> No.8616890

>>8616879
I- I know that I'm terribly stupid and it's one of the reasons why I hate myself more than anyone else will.

>> No.8616909

>>8616879
Engineering major here.

Get on my cock, bro.

>> No.8616921

>>8616890
You are sorta cute.
I know you are probably a horrible landwhale, but hey. You are sorta cute.

>>8616909
>Get on my cock, bro.
Aww yeah, man. Let me worship that cock.

>> No.8616926

>>8616865
I chose the wrong course in University and because of the terrible education system in my country, I'm pretty much stuck here.

I have made some bad choices in my short life.

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8616954

I wish I could be the little girl that's actually a boy trap that /jp/ deserves.

>> No.8617058

I feel an odd affection for you /jp/. I feel your pain and wish I could help you.

The internet is an odd place.

>> No.8617076

I'll play games with you if you want, /jp/.

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