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/jp/ Are you virgin?

>> No.8608910

Well if you want me to be sugartits.

>> No.8608918

we are either little girls or wizards

>> No.8608928

nope, i'm a pimp

>> No.8608932
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8608932

DUH

>> No.8608937

Does it count if I sucked cocks before?

>> No.8608950

According to last nights poll, 71% of us should be

>> No.8608943
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8608943

yup and am HELLfier cuz of it, no peepee eating viruses or caca (shit) worms HERE!

>> No.8609021
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8609021

I-I've kissed a girl once...

>> No.8609025

>>8608950
Poll? Inform me of this "poll' please.

>> No.8609031

I doubt /jp/ is as pathetic as people seem to think.

Sure it's funny to pretend we're all 30 year olds living in our parents basement afraid to go outside and never been touched before but I think we all know that no one is that pathetic, let alone there could be a huge central mass of this many pathetic people.

Most people on /jp/ are perfectly normal people I'd imagine.

>> No.8609032

>>8609025
We all posted pics of our dick hymens.

>> No.8609038

>>8609021
I've kissed my cousin once, she was sleeping so I don't know if that still counts.

>> No.8609041

>>8609031
Well shit, I wish someone would have told me it was a joke before I went and became a shut-in.

>> No.8609047

>>8609025
http://poll.pollcode.com/wog

>> No.8609044

>>8609031
>Most people on /jp/ are perfectly normal people I'd imagine.
Oh here we go again.

>> No.8609051

>>8609031
You're going to pretend that I don't exist?

>> No.8609052

>>8609031
You're confusing being normal, with still having the option and possibility to normal.

Only a few are past the point of no return.

>> No.8609055

>>8609047
Most of the "no" votes are probably trolls. You can't take an internet poll seriously.

>> No.8609059

>>8609032
Nice try.

>> No.8609060

>>8609038
it doesn't
freak

>> No.8609063

>>8609055
I was one of the "No"s and to be honest, I feel guilty about it. I would have been more inclined to lie and say "Yes".

>> No.8609066

>>8609060
Well she didn't resist so I think it still counts.

>> No.8609067

>>8609063
Reported.

>> No.8609069

>>8609067
You're just ``mad jelly'' because I had clumsy, awkward sex with the same woman multiple times in which neither of us knew what we were doing.

...feels like a waste, really.

>> No.8609073

>>8609063
I reported no because it frustrates you that much.

>> No.8609074

I masturbate with a sharpie in my anus, does that count?

>> No.8609084

Technically i am..

>> No.8609085

>>8609074
I used the back end of a pen before before and I voted no. Don't worry, we are normal, unlike these pathetic virgins.

>> No.8609087

>>8609084
Why don't you just start a blog?
Serious question for serious.

>> No.8609095

>>8609085
I used the handle end of my toothbrush, but it was too thin and hard.
I can't find any other thing that would work. Two fingers fit fine, but it's not deep enough.

>> No.8609104

>>8609095
Just buy yourself a vibrator and get done with it.
It feels much better, and they are easy to buy anonymously on the internet these days.

>> No.8609107

>>8609085
>>8609095
>>8609104
Same roleplaying anon.

>> No.8609109

>>8609104
But I still live with my parents and they scan my packages.
They laughed at me and got angry when the noel nendoroid came with my videogame import, imagine what they would do if they found a dildo.

>> No.8609110

>>8609107
Too big.

>> No.8609112

>>8609109
P.O. Boxes how do they work?

If satenanon started a blog I'd totally read it

>> No.8609119

>>8609112
Don't those cost money? Also, I don't have a car to drive to a post office or the box to pick it up.

>> No.8609121

>>8609119
Then take the bus or walk.
God damn it anon.

>> No.8609127

>>8609121
I'm scared to go outside!
What are some good household items i can use?

>> No.8609130

>>8609127
Candle

>> No.8609137

>>8609038
THATS RAPE

>> No.8609138

>>8609137
Still legal.

>> No.8609143

>>8609138
Rape is not legal.

>> No.8609144

>>8608900
>/jp/ Are you virgin?
No. Though I find myself wishing I was. There's this weird fluid coming out of my penis (it's neither semen nor pee) at random. And I'm too much of a pussy to go see a doctor.

>> No.8609145

>>8609137
Mad because you haven't kissed anyone?

>> No.8609146

>>8609143
Yes it is.

>> No.8609149

Yes. I'm 24 years old, and I haven't held hands with a girl since first or second grade.

>> No.8609152

>>8609149
Well aren't you a special little snowflake?

>> No.8609150

>>8609145
I'm kissing the screen imagining it's you every day.

>> No.8609156

>>8609152
Why are non-virgins so bitter?

>> No.8609157

>>8609047
>Are you a virgip?
is it like mudkip?

>> No.8609162

What the fuck implied that I wasn't a virgin? I am just saying he is not special and there are many of us like that.

>> No.8609172
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8609172

I wish I was. I was a stupid fool in high school.

I hooked up with some random bitch I didn't even know. I've always regretted it.

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>>8609084
>Technically

>> No.8609187

i want to be virgip no matter what

>> No.8609196

>>8609172

Why? Miss your purity?

>> No.8609206

>>8609162
I'm sorry I called your virginity into question. Let's make amends.

>> No.8609209

3 years to go...

>> No.8609211

This isn't something anyone should feel the need to ask or discuss here, for a number of reasons.

>> No.8609213

>>8609196
Yes. I threw away being a wizard. If I knew I was going to end up this way I would have never even talked to those disgusting girls in highschool.

>> No.8609219

>>8609213
You are lower then a virgin. We were doomed from the beginning but you had a chance to live a normal life, yet you threw it away.

>> No.8609268

>>8609127
>>8609130
Okay, I found an old plastic lightsaber in my closet. It's the collapsible kind that gets thicker as it goes down and is in three parts.
The end of it is a bit thicker than my index finger, so it might be a bit too thin. there's no way of that getting stuck up there like a carrot or broken candle would, since by the time it reaches the second rung it's way too thick an long anyways.


I can't wait to use it.

>> No.8609322 [DELETED] 

otaku culture

>> No.8609350

janitoring culture

>> No.8609369

>>8609350
Did he really delete your "otaku culture" post, or was that just you?

>> No.8609382

Been a wizard for two years and going.

>> No.8609393

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