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8608646 No.8608646 [Reply] [Original]

If you suddenly got erectile dysfunction, how would it change your lifestyle?


I just realized that 80% of my energy is spent on hentai and masturbation. If I lost the ability to fap it would destroy my life.

>> No.8608650

I already have it. I have a lot of free time but I still waste it.

>> No.8608655

>>8608646
You mean your life would finally begin?

>> No.8608653

It'd be for the better fapping's little more than a chore for me these days.

>> No.8608656

Is there some way to permanently remove the ability to have an erection? It's really annoying and pointless.

>> No.8608661 [DELETED] 

what does this have to with Japan?
>/jp/ totally isn't one huge pedophile circle jerk

reported

>> No.8608666

>>8608656

We call it "castration"

>> No.8608668

>grinding table corners

why does this keep coming up. WTF DO GIRLS ACTUALLY DO THIS??

>> No.8608669

I actually have ED. I got it presumably after years of taking anti-depressant SSRI and SNRI medications. Now, I can't fap and I'm emotionally dead, so all my time is devoted to autistically beating all video games I come across.

>> No.8608674

>>8608656
A male to female sex change. I know a fair number of /jp/ers are taking hormones and whatnot; all you need to do is catch the tail end of one of their threads and ask about the details.

>> No.8608680

>>8608668
it's tough being furniture

>> No.8608681

It just makes you unable to get hard right?

I can already climax without getting an erection, wouldn't affect me much.

>> No.8608679

It might actually be more convenient. Assuming I never have a girlfriend

>> No.8608689

>>8608668
You know, you can do this too. Assuming that you are male there should be area between your legs bit further to your back from your balls. Grind that against table. You didn't hear this from me.

>> No.8608687

>>8608668
Ask /cgl/ they'll probably say yes and tell you all about their filthy vaginas

>> No.8608693

I would fap less I suppose.

>> No.8608694

>>8608666
>>8608674
Unfortunately, my parents are looking forward to grandchildren, so it might be difficult to get an operation done. And, if I developed breasts, even if they were small, it would be awkward... Not that castration necessarily does this (I've heard it can though), but hormones certainly would.

>> No.8608696 [DELETED] 

>>8608668
>only anime portrayals of underage school children engaging in such activities
>influences judgments on the activity IRL.

>still insists lolicon as a separate entity doesn't influence one to do its portrayals in real life therefore harmful to society

/board

>> No.8608699

>>8608696
Who the fuck are you quoting, guy?

>> No.8608700

>>8608689
I can't imagine that being not-painful.

>> No.8608707 [DELETED] 

>>8608699
common sense

>> No.8608702

>>8608681
how do you do it?

>> No.8608706

>>8608681
Teach me your ways.

>> No.8608708

Whatever. Sexual desires are just a bother to me.

>> No.8608709

>>8608696
Who are you quoting?

>> No.8608710

Attractive girls have had sex with furniture, but not you, /jp/. That means your less desirable to fuck than a couch!

How does that make you feel?

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>>8608706
>>8608702
>>8608700

nice try pro pedophillia post moving scum. reported

>> No.8608719

>>8608707
Who are you quoting?

>> No.8608721

>>8608717
Who are you quoting?

>> No.8608726

Ogiue-neesan...

>> No.8608727

It woudn't, I haven't fapped in 8 months and am basically asexual at this point.

>> No.8608728 [DELETED] 

>>8608721
common sense.

reported for shitposting btw, ass hat.

>> No.8608732

>>8608727
Why not? Are you choosing to completely abstain?

>> No.8608734 [DELETED] 

>>8608728
Who are you quoting?

>> No.8608735 [DELETED] 

>>8608728
Who are you quoting?

>> No.8608742

>>8608735
>>8608734
He was quoting myself.

>> No.8608745
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8608745

I've actually got this shit because of my meds (Sertindol and a few more).
I don't know how to live my life now.

>> No.8608748 [DELETED] 

>>8608734
>>8608735
Who are these guys quoting?

>> No.8608753 [DELETED] 

>>8608734
>>8608735
who ar u qotuign

>> No.8608757 [DELETED] 

>>8608753
>>8608748
Who are you two quoting ?

>> No.8608766

>>8608757
I'm really puzzled as to what posts you are citing.

>> No.8608769

Stop it, retards.

>> No.8608792 [DELETED] 

>>8608753
>>8608757

who
are
you
quoting

>> No.8608793

>>8608766
Make mine your words

>> No.8608799
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8608799

Remember when people forcing memes got banned?

>> No.8608809

>>8608799
I guess thats why they call this forum RANDOM xD

>> No.8608811

>>8608668
If you flip your dick between your legs this actually feels quite nice.

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>>8608799
>07

oh hahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHA hahahaHAHAHAHAHAHA.

yeah, totally still the same now, being that "Ryan" is the only real /jp/er left on this board.

applause, you tool. applause

>> No.8608827

If you believe your ED is on account of medication, you could always try removing it from your body. I had issues from years of suboxone. yet, no more than 7 days after quitting it and going threw withdrawls, I can fuck like a champ again and so could you.

>> No.8608828 [DELETED] 

>>8608820
Who are you quoting?

>> No.8608830
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>>8608811
done that in school while sitting with a GIRL. No cum though.

>> No.8608829

>>8608820
But dood... who are you quoting?

>> No.8608834

>>8608702
>>8608706
I use dildos

>> No.8608835

>>8608820
>>8608820
Who are you quoting man?

>> No.8608843

>>8608827
Heeey, good news for once

>> No.8608844

>>8608799
These are different people though.
What would you prefer? We type up a unique discourse on why greentext is a stupid style of typing every time someone uses it? Because that won't prompt "u mad xD lol".

It's only recently you idiots have started to get all meta about it. Let us do what we do for the good of /jp/.

>> No.8608855

>>8608827
>I can fuck like a champ again and so could you.

>> No.8608856

>>8608844
Or maybe you could stop posting meta shit all the time.

>> No.8608864

>>8608844
Sion shitting posting group is all different people but that doesn't excuse the shitposting.

>> No.8608869

>>8608856
I'm only responding to metashit though, which is sort of my point.
Discouraging someone from doing something isn't really meta, but just a part of the conversation. Like saying, "Oh by the way George you pronounced that word wrong."

>> No.8608870

>>8608830
I did it throughout elementary school before I learned that it was wrong to do in public.

>> No.8608888

>>8608869
But George didn't pronounce the word wrong. He used it in a way different then intended, which has been accepted over time.

>> No.8608892

>>8608700
It is not. I mean you can use common sense. Apply the weight in reasonable amounts. Gee...

>> No.8608907

>>8608869
Uh greentexting is a meme, not a meta discussion.

It becomes meta when you start talking about the quote function.

It took moot several years to make the dubs a blocked comment. I wonder how many years it will take to make him block the quoting forced meme.

>> No.8608916

>>8608907
Greentexting is a function of the site, not a meme.

>> No.8608917

>>8608907
Hopefully a long time because misused greentext is a blight upon the community.

>> No.8608947

>>8608888
You leave George alone. You don't know him like I do.

>> No.8608949

>>8608916
It is both.

I guess you guys weren't here when greentexting became a meme.

Even moot referenced greentexting as a meme when he recreated /r9k/.

>a cultural item that is transmitted by repetition in a manner analogous to the biological transmission of genes.

Definition of a meme.

Terms like over 9000, GAR, for the lulz, etc all became memes over time through constant usage by a large group of people.

A forced meme is when one guy (or a very small group of individuals) attempts to make a term common usage by posting it OVER AND OVER AND OVER like a bunch of autists, usually accomplishing nothing but pissing most people off in the process. The picture posted earlier in the thread is a good example of this.

>> No.8608983

>>8608949
> I guess you guys weren't here when greentexting became a meme.
It wasn't long enough ago to play the "I'm an oldfag, you're not!" card.

> Even moot referenced greentexting as a meme when he recreated /r9k/.
Of course the rules explicitly refer to greentext now, but they did not before. moot was not happy with /r9k/'s direction and caved to pressure. Though he does like his greentext, but that doesn't make it correct. After all, he didn't even invent the concept. I could do "> hurr durr implying" in alt.newsgroup.i.created and people would have every right to complain. I am happy enough to accept that Western image board culture is different to Japanese image board culture, but moot has no idea what he's doing ever. This is the guy who wrote the following:
> a. What is saging?
> Saging is the process of replying to a topic without bumping it, in order to add to its post count.
> b. Why should I care?
> When a post reaches a certain post count, it cannot be bumped. By saging a post, you are in effect causing it to be pruned faster, and disallowing it from being bumped further.
and plastered "Use a tripcode to protect your identity!" all over the site. Not to mention the Western emoticon use. Please don't see this as an attack against moot, I just want to illustrate that "because moot does it" is not really a valid excuse.

>> No.8608986

>>8608983

> Definition of a meme.
We know what a meme is. Ignore the idiots.

> A forced meme is when one guy (or a very small group of individuals) attempts to make a term common usage by posting it OVER AND OVER AND OVER like a bunch of autists, usually accomplishing nothing but pissing most people off in the process. The picture posted earlier in the thread is a good example of this.
That's not the case though. AJ Chama may have posted it first, but everyone has to post something first with any meme. It caught on because this at a time when ">going to le store >game out of stock FUCKING GAMESTOP!!" or whatever was shooting up in popularity. And that's not something we want on /jp/.

>> No.8608991

>>8608983
How about the "the community has been doing it for over half a decade" excuse?

>> No.8608998

>>8608986
It's still a forced meme because it's the same small group of individuals going out of their way to post it in every fucking thread and is also technically a violation of board rules regarding meta discussions.

Not the janitor or mods give a shit though.

>> No.8609004

>>8608998
>implying it's not being used to shitpost shitposts

Next you're going to start complaining about how we use sage properly

>> No.8609009

>>8608983
Greentext stories have been posting on practically every single board on 4chan for...how many years now? Pretty sure it's been at least 2 or 3.

"Who are you quoting" is a meta comment that was spammed exclusively on /jp/ by one autist who quickly picked up about 3 or 4 more autists to help him spam it.

When that comment is spammed on any other board it either quickly gets deleted or people tell the poster to fuck off. Hmm, i wonder why?

>> No.8609011

My sex drive is pretty much zero anyway.

>> No.8609015

>>8608991
I'm all for semantic change and doing things in new ways. In fact that's how the convention started. People needed a way to blockquote in ASCII, someone said, "Hey let's start quoted text with >," it caught on. However the replies these people type are completely inane. ">implying xyz",">implying zyx" wars that pollute other boards are absolute horse shit by anyone's measure. We might as well accept unironic hashtags and "lol 13 ppl are justin beiber" responses because that's what the internet community at large is like now.

>>8608998
People have been banned for it before. Likewise, people have been banned for greentext stories. I honestly don't type, "Who are you quoting?" all that much, though it's mostly because someone else will do it for me. I prefer to tell people it's stupid but then they get all defensive about it.

This is a bad thing and not something we need on /jp/. Please, just exercise some elitism. I miss that about you guys.

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>>8608870
Yeah, I used to climb up and down the bars on various playground toys and rub my clit against them in the process.

I wish I could erase that from my memory. It was a private Christian school so I'm surprised the teachers didn't yank me off, maybe they genuinely thought I enjoyed climbing and sliding down bars by myself.

God, I'm perverted as fuck. I guess that's why I'm on /jp/ by myself while everyone else is working or in classes.

>> No.8609030

>>8609015
I don't mind people people called out for dumb shit like implying or greentext stories, but it's annoying when they start flipping out over it being used for paraphrasing and summarizing. That's harmless and has never been an issue before.

>> No.8609033

I think that if I didn't spent a great deal of my life trying to get sexual satisfaction, I'd be doing more productive things

>> No.8609049

>>8609030
That I kind of agree with, though it depends on the context. Even on Usenet people use it for paraphrasing, e.g.

John wrote:
­> I like cheese.
­> paragraphs about liking cheese
­> *snip*

And so on, and it was fine. It's just when people use it instead of writing good prose like intelligent human beings. We don't have ADHD, if you have to type "I went to Gamestop" instead of ">go to gamestop" we're willing to read it.

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8609079

>>8609023
even if your isolated past situation were relevant, there's something undesirable about you one way or another

piss off, cunt.

>> No.8609080

My meds sometimes make it more difficult , but if I try I can usually force it. I'd be pretty pissed if I couldn't get an erection at all.

>> No.8609077

>>8608870
Yep, me too and coming to think of it, it was hilarious.
I miss the school >.<

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>>8609079
Are you angry because I'm a strong, independent woman and therefore threatening your masculinity?

I thought you were all trap-loving faggots who pretend to be little girls because it's so randumb xD.

>> No.8609093

>>8609023

>maybe they genuinely thought I enjoyed climbing and sliding down bars by myself.

More likely you were fueling their late night fap sessions.

>> No.8609099

>>8609089
I'm too drunk to understand this but I got trolled hard and I am mad.

>> No.8609101

>>8609093
They were all female teachers so I doubt that.

>> No.8609102 [DELETED] 

>>8609089
tl;dr

now, go away unfunny weeabcunt. pedophiles like Nyanners on this board only

>> No.8609103

Nice attention whoring thread.

>> No.8609111

>>8609079
>>8609102
Who are you quoting

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8609113

>>8609102
>weeabcunt

You can't even make up words properly. You must be steaming.

>> No.8609116

>>8609015
Elitism on 4chan is stupid as balls though.

Nerds who argue about nonsense in threads don't deserve to be listened to anyways.

>> No.8609120

>>8609009
>When that comment is spammed on any other board it either quickly gets deleted or people tell the poster to fuck off. Hmm, i wonder why?
Not so sure about that /a/ has been spamming it pretty frequently in the past couple of months.

>> No.8609126

>>8609120
I'm trying to do it every time I see inane greentexting on /a/ and /g/ actually.

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>75 posts and 7 image replies omitted. Click Reply to view.
BWAHAHA HAHAHA

OKAY NOW I GET WHY SPAM IS ALWAYS ABOUT BAD PORN THAT MAKES YOU NEED ANTIDEPRESSANTS, ANTIDEPRESSANTS THAT MAKE YOU NEED PENIS PILLS, OR PENIS PILLS, or fake investment advice, lol

>> No.8609139

>>8609116
ZUN!bar I love you. You're that crazy old war vet nobody agrees with but everyone nods at his crazy theories anyway.

>> No.8609140

>>8609009
Wait, the stories have been posting??

(what did they post? o:)

>> No.8609170

>>8609140
>o:

don't do that.

>> No.8609173

>>8609139
>>PTSD so hilarious

Actually yesterday I saw a thread with a whole gaggle of nerds hating on the word "waifu" then IN THE SAME POST these same people were spamming popular buzzwords and memes like "shitposting". It was yet another example of how people who trying to be elitist are usually hypocrites in the end.

Also dude that OP pic is so hot. Anyone agree?

>> No.8609179

>>8609173
Where did you see that? I thought you said you hadn't gone to /a/ for years?

>> No.8609182

>>8608710
that's not sex, that's called masturbation.

attractive guys have had sex with their hand, but not the girls. they're less desirable to fuck than a hand.

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>>8609173
Yup, Ogiue-neesan is the miracle of the universe.

>> No.8609224

>ironic/unironic
nice forced meme got there

>> No.8609229

>>8609182

Hand's aren't alien to you body, Onaholes on the other hand....

>> No.8609270

>>8608646
my new fetish

>> No.8609295

>>8608668
I'm 22 and I've never done it. Unless you count pillows.

>> No.8609417

Deleted? Along with the comment I posted in /a/ whining about destructive watermarks? Really? Wow, janitor confirmed for penis pill spammer and serial manga watermarker.

fucklol

>> No.8609710

The idea that a meme cannot be forced is dead. In fact, you could call it a forced meme!

It's extremely easy to force "memes" due to the way the internet works nowadays. Thanks a lot for ruining in-jokes, kikes.

>> No.8609717 [DELETED] 

>implying I care about erectile dysfunction
>implying ascetic lifestyle isn't the best lifestyle

Reported.

>> No.8609813

>>8609717
>implying anyone cares that you don't care or wants to see you throw in a "not me" vote just for a +1 post

>> No.8609816 [DELETED] 

>>8609813
Who are you quoting, you moron?

>> No.8609822

You can still masturbate with a flaccid penis.

>> No.8609834

I was pretty worried about this recently when I started taking Prozac, since it supposedly kills your sex drive. Then I realized I hate fapping. It wastes a lot of time for very little pleasure, and causes me to waste even more time hoarding hentai/eroge. I wish I'd lose my ability to fap, then I'd be a lot more productive.

>> No.8609845

>>8609834
Doing what exactly?

>> No.8609847

>>8609816
quoting that impotent nerd under >>8609717

i mean, look at his post, man. doesn't he write like a total faggot? he must be, like totally angry about having an ED to barge in and add his 2 cents.

really, he's like, such a total loser. don't you agree?

>> No.8610219

>>8609845
Anything is more productive than fapping. Even doing nothing.

>> No.8610227 [DELETED] 

>>8610219
u dumb?

>> No.8610241

>>8610227
>attacks the characteristics or authority of the writer without addressing the substance of the argument.

>> No.8610244

I might actually start going through my backlog of....everything. I've got a backlog of my multiple backlogs.

It would actually be a pretty good thing.

>> No.8610246

>>8610241
Who are you quoting?

>> No.8610247

I don't technically have erectile dysfunction but a few months ago masturbating completely stopped feeling good; its now on the same level of urinating to me. In the time since then I've gone back to university and am on my way to a science degree.

>> No.8610250

>>8610246
not who, what. he's quoting an action you faggot.

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>>8609847
and you're such a terrible metafag troll. Please, go back to /v/

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8610256

>>8610246

>> No.8610259

>>8610251
>implying i ever ventured outside of /jp/
>implying some newfag tripfag has anything to say and that anyone will listen to him

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8610267

>>8610256

>> No.8610268
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8610268

You can spend your money in video games or start collecting anime figures or model railways - like all impotent otaku.

>> No.8610271

>>8610267
Go have autism in some other thread.

>> No.8610272

>>8608646
Well, I'm on a shitload of meds that make my penis kinda dysfunctional anyway, but not being able to get it going at all ever again would probably make me pretty fucking upset.

Then again, I am an enormous fan of doujinshi but I rarely actually fap to it. Figure that one out.

>> No.8610279 [DELETED] 

>>8610259
>implying i ever ventured outside of /jp/
>using words from outside of /jp/

/thread
now, but a band aid on your butt please

>> No.8610283

Can't you nerds just concentrate on the hot OP pic? Whenever this thread pops up then so does my p0n0s.

>> No.8610284

Not much. My sex drive is already almost non existent

>> No.8610286

>>8610279
>implying nobody ever used the >implying meme in /jp/

i'll put my dik in ur as instead.

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and yes the p on but is upside down.

if that brings any concern you obviously haven't been a poster here 5 years ago, before metafag contamination such as Anon ruined everything.

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8610307

>>8610286
picture related, the complete opposite of.

bump

>> No.8610312 [DELETED] 

>>8610296
>and yes the p on but is upside down.
uhh...
p on? on what?

>> No.8610317

>>8610307
reported for 3D children on pc

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>>8610307

>> No.8610348 [DELETED] 

>>8610312
>*(insert typical /v/ retort here)

>>8610317
>to acknowledge your implications, implying that masturbating to children in comic form is not anymore taboo and any less morally wrong.

>> No.8610372 [DELETED] 

>>8610341

>implying that you're using that macro correctly as slightly contradicted by the top caption.

/thread
go to /v/ now

>> No.8610378

>>8610372
you should listen to your own advice and go back to /b/

>> No.8611069

>>8609120
It's the same group who is doing it on /jp/. People on /a/ usually tell them to fuck off.

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8611250

give me your soul and your dick will work again.

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