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How does it feel to know every human girl in Touhou will be dead in a hundred years? ;_;

>> No.860400

MORE LIKE 50

>> No.860402
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>>860395
HURR HURR HURR

>> No.860405

Feels bad man.
It also feels like you're telling us stuff we already know.

>> No.860404

>>860402
Forgot my sage

>> No.860406

Feels like they'll be forgotten in 200 years.

>> No.860413

Mokou is human.

>> No.860416
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>>860395
O RLY?

>> No.860414

If Reimu dies... then my life is over.

>> No.860415

I bet there were other humans like Reimu and Marisa that were friends with the important youkai in Touhou. They'll just move on and find new Reimus and Marisas again.

>> No.860417

In before that video

>> No.860431

Reimu and Marisa will become youkai.

>> No.860433

Only the shitty ones I don't care about like Reimu and Marisa will die. Sakuya will keep on ticking.

>> No.860434

>>860402
Hell, Patchy might keel over and die tomorrow. So sickly all the time.

>> No.860444

>>860395
OH MAN THAT DOUJIN

FUCK YOU

>> No.860451

Reimu will live and die as a Hakurei Miko, her daughter will take over. Marisa will become a Youkai Sorceress through studying the texts in Viole and magical experimentation. Sakuya is a Lunarian, and thus naturally long lived, but Remi's control of fate guarantees her continued existence.

>> No.860453

>>860434
No way, mai waifu will live forever. ;_;

>> No.860464

>>860453
Longer than YOU, certainly...

>> No.860473

>>860451
>Sakuya is a Lunarian
Not canon. Just speculation.

>> No.860482

>>860473
But if we only believed what's canon, we'd know NOTHING EVER about Sakuya.

>> No.860489

>>860482
What.

>> No.860484

>>860453
I can assure you now that an asthmatic as bad as Patchy would not survive sex. Fucking your waifu would KILL HER.

>> No.860491

>>860482

That's the point. Her backstory is supposed to be mysterious.

>> No.860499

>>860484

“I don’t think books were ever meant to be used for support during sex,” I thought out loud as I plunged deeper into the purple haired bookworm. Her frail ivory body rose and fell in rhythm with her soft moans. The silky pajama robe she always wears was frighteningly easy to tear away, but the destruction was worthwhile to see those ample bouncing breasts. “Uh….no….ah…mmm!” Her protests came out in half whispered cries, but they filled my ears like music. Suddenly, her body arched up as she screamed with pleasure and pain. Wow, I didn’t think she had enough strength left to climax like that.

“Please….Anonymous…no more.” Patchi’s pleas were so cute after dealing with the cold tsundere side for so long. “I…can’t…breathe” she managed to gasp out as she withered about on our makeshift bed of literature. But I had no intention of stopping.

“Not until I finish too” I replied with a grin as I pulled out an inhaler. “If you want to breathe, you gotta earn it. Try going without air for just a little longer.” And with that I pulled out of her warm tight pussy and grabbed her head. Forcefully I shoved my penis into her mouth and I stared at those wide eyes full of shock. “Good girl” I cooed and let loose my load. Naturally she started choking, but she does that all the time. Nothing to worry about.

I tossed the inhaler over my shoulder as I walked away from the ravaged librarian.

...Hmm, Marisa should be arriving soon to try to steal some books. Maybe she’ll put up more of a struggle.

>> No.860502

>>860484
I don't want to have sex with her, I want to tuck her in at night after she's been particularly sick and read her books while she coughs and tells me that she's cold, asking - while blushing and looking away - if perhaps I could lay down next to her for a little while.

>> No.860506

>>860499
Stop it, Anonymous, noo!

>> No.860512

>>860499
Reported for NSFW copypasta in a SFW board.

>> No.860538

Reimu will devour Yukari, use her new youkai power to gather all the faith in the world, then go slaughter the dragons as the youkai god of everything.

>> No.860560

>>860499
Damnit, Now I wish I hadn't just fapped.

>> No.860567

>>860512
NSFW/SFW is generally interpreted as whether or not something on your screen, from a casual glance by The Boss or whoever could result in a promotion. Text doesn't count under that, generally, as it's not assumed that The Boss will be looking over your shoulder all the time or going through traffic logs. Spending a significant amount of time on 4chan at all would probably result in promotions if that was the case.

>> No.860569

>>860499

That's not cool man

>> No.860576

>>860567
Why would you reply to a joke post with a serious reply?

>> No.860579

>>860576
Defective Sarcasm Detector (TM)

>> No.860581
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>>860567

I'd be too busy fapping TO the boss.

>> No.860587

>>860579
I'm not sure if you mean >>860576 's detector is broken or >>860567 's.

>> No.860592

>>860587
I dunno, but those number look pretty.

>> No.860598

>>860395
sauce?

>> No.860612

>>860499
Marisa wasn't the one raping her? Oh, that's not good. If Marisa is coming, there's no way Patchy would survive round two.

You people are so mean to Knowledge, she can't help her crippling illnesses irritated by her occupation.

>> No.860645

>>860598
Here.

http://gallery.gensokyo.org/thumbnails.php?album=358

>> No.860657

>>860612

It was Anonymous.

>> No.860668

How might I go about ordering a hard copy of Scarlet and Scarlet? I want to put it on a bookstand as I might some arcane tome.

>> No.860670

>>860668

You should get it custom-bound in human skin.

>> No.860678

>>860670

The Tome of Eternal ;_;?

>> No.860696

>>860668

The same place you can find all doujin.

JAPAN.

>> No.860717

>>860395
This and Geranium make me sad.

>> No.860765

>>860668
>>860670
>>860678
Now this is how you become a Patchouli-level creepy sorcerer.

>> No.860802

>>860765

Patchu-sama isn't creepy, she's just reclusive.

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