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Which do you prefer: plump Patchouli or skinny Patchouli?

>> No.8602266

Definitely skinny. I love those small breasts too.

>> No.8602267

Plump, but not morbidly obese.
Just healthy with minor love handles.

>> No.8602268

Patchy is Patchy is Patchy Patchy. What does it matter?

>> No.8602271

Skinny, by far.
It's a shame because canonically, she's my favorite character. However every single person in the fandom does her WRONG* and she attracts the worst kind of fetishists.

* I am on the internet and everything I say is right.

>> No.8602274
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>> No.8602275

>>8602270
>autistic spamming shitposting sperging mongoloid.
It's chains of words like these that never fail to crack me up.

+1 to your report.

>> No.8602277

I don't care about this bit character but if I must chose plump

>> No.8602278
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>>8602267
Aww yeah

>> No.8602279
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Oh this artist...
He makes a really sexy railgun/index art.

>> No.8602280

Plump; titties, hips and booty are a must for any girl. Otherwise, they might as well be men without dicks.

>> No.8602284

>>8602274
NO
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING

>> No.8602286

BBW Patchouli

>> No.8602287 [SPOILER] 
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Best Patchy in my world.

>> No.8602292

>>8602274

artist?

Tetsujinex?

>> No.8602293

chubby. I want soft cuddling kindness.

>> No.8602298

>>8602259

I usually love all Patchy, but plump wins it for me,

>> No.8602299

>>8602274

When did Nekomamire draw this?

>> No.8602302

They don't call her Fatchouli for nothing. I just expect her to be a bit squishy.

>> No.8602306

Vertical striped panties bug the hell out of me somehow.

>> No.8602311
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>> No.8602313

I choose Option C: Fat Patchy.

>> No.8602314

>>8602280
Only hips and booty are necessary.
However, you can get either one through tratment/surgery/training.

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>> No.8602321

>>8602314
*treatment

>> No.8602322

Flatchouli for loving.

Fatchouli for fucking.

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>>8602314

Hips and butts are definitely more important, but big juicy titties are wonderful.

>> No.8602338

►Character wears what is basically a mumu
►Character is too weak for most outdoor physical activities
►Character spends all day reading instead of exercising

If you don't expect her to be fat i'm not sure what is wrong with you.

>> No.8602343

>>8602338
Somebody here once wrote up why the average /jp/er shouldn't be fat, and it equally applies to her.

Plus aren't anemic people usually skinny?

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Mugimami

>> No.8602346

>>8602338
That more or less describes me, and I look like a skeleton.

>> No.8602347

>>8602338
Skinny is the other option, retard.

>> No.8602363
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8602363

So i heard you like big girls Anon-kun?

>> No.8602364

Fatchouli, so good.

>> No.8602373

I would rape both of varieties.

>> No.8602375

>>8602338

Hey man, think about what you're doing for a second.

Magically inclined being? Who isn't real? Yet, you're applying realism to that character and her world? Think about that man. I mean, I have no issue with Patchy being pudgy, but jesus christ, come on.

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>> No.8602384

>>8602327
Until they age and sag and become an eyesore.

>> No.8602391

>>8602384
2D doesn't age though, so that problem is solved.

>> No.8602392

>>8602375

Hey man think about what you're doing arguing about a fictional character using said fiction like magic to justify your post, Jesus Christ I have no problem with debates but trying to call someone out when in turn you're making yourself look more an ass than the original poster you linked to.

>> No.8602412

>>8602327
>>8602314
>>8602280

The face is seriously the only thing that actually matters, body type doesn't matter so long as it's not deformed, or extreme, like a female body builder, or obese.

>> No.8602413

>>8602259
source on artist?

>> No.8602418

Since the SDM is Western and Patchouli hasn't been around more than a few centuries, there's a good chance she knows English, right?

>> No.8602420

>>8602392

Regardless of whichever way you look at it, it's a 2D fictional medium, so what. Displacing things from an entirely different world onto it when things obviously function differently is ridiculous. It's obvious things don't act the same way it acts here, so using the shit that's capable in that fictional world for a character from that world is entirely reasonable.

>> No.8602434

>>8602412
>The face is seriously the only thing that actually matters
No really, no.

>> No.8602440

>>8602420

There's nothing to indicate that the denizens of Gensokyo won't get fat if they eat too much or live a sedentary lifestyle

>> No.8602444

This thread is a prime example of the rampant autism on /jp/

>> No.8602450

Why would you want a bony patchouli? Just take some time to close your eyes and visualize. Imagine how her softness would feel. Chubby patchy looks ready for fertilization.

>> No.8602451

>>8602434

Yes really, yes. Cute and flat, plump and squishy, it's all dandy. However, if their face is a train wreck all is ruined.

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>>8602451

Nope.

Face is of paramount importance, though, you're right.

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>>8602463

Fucking Poplar...

>> No.8602467

>>8602465

ARTIST? PIXIV? this is the same as the 2nd pachuli in the thread

>> No.8602470

>>8602467

Did you reverse google image yet? Or Iqdb?

>> No.8602474

Chunky, please

>> No.8602497

I like plump, but not Fatchouli.

captcha: She eatsit
I guess that's why she's plump.

>> No.8602500

ITT different strokes for different folks.

Personally I don't care about face, body type, or tits size. I only care about hips/dat ass (and even that doesn't have to be perfect).

>> No.8602506

As long as I can fap to it everything is fine.

I've fapped to corn before

>> No.8602516

>>8602470

Those aren't always 100% which is why people still ask you know

>> No.8602521

>>8602516

Obviously. Why do you think I asked if it was done? If he simply came to me without doing them, why should I feed him when he could have checked himself? If he genuinely couldn't find it, I'd be more than happy to help.

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>>8602506

>> No.8602605
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>>8602500

>> No.8602620
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Big butts are the best!
Just better to smother my face with!

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>>8602259
That belly shading.
Why do I recognize abubu so easily? Oh god..

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I like nice and big too.

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>>8602620
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7HAM4rxuMW4&feature=related

>> No.8602816

Skinny.

She'll get plumper as she gets older. Eating it too.

>> No.8602837

>>8602259

Skinny. I can't stand plump.

Not just plump girls, but the word plump. I mean just say it out loud. Fuck. Plump. What the fuck. What kind of fucking word is this anyways?

Probably has something to do with my ex. She started out cute, then plumped up and went batshit crazy. So now I associate the word "plump" with general dumbfuckery.

And it just sounds stupid. Fuck!

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>>8602837

"Plump" sounds something you can fuck.

"Skinny" sounds like some sort of disease.

Also, your own fault for being a faggot and dating some dirty 3dpd.

>> No.8602843

>>8602605

Dat ass dude.

>> No.8602857

>>8602793

Abubu is as hard to recognize as Nezumi is a hard to recognize with her art.

>> No.8602860

>>8602837
Plump isn't as bad as moist.

>> No.8602868

>>8602860

good thing ur mom is both

>> No.8602882

>>8602259
Plump, by far. Never liked skinny women. They're too bony for my liking.

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>>8602860
Anything is better than moist.

>>8602842
Thanks for making my day.

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Why isn't slime Patchy an option!?

>> No.8602931

>>8602900

Because only fags like googirls

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>>8602900
You're pretty obsessed with slime Patchy.

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>>8602931
Say that to my face not online and see what happens

>> No.8602949
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8602949

Fatchouli you say?
http://exhentai.org/g/86503/0e1aa2a4b3/

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>>8602940
I can't help it, she's so slimy.

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>>8602949
I was expecting Alemateorema. Ugh.

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>>8602467
>>8602516
It's nekomamire.

http://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=110334

Also, definitely fatchouli.

>> No.8603095

>>8602949
I was waiting to mention that one for a while, with the subject of "the least arousing patchouli doujin you've ever read". well done.

>> No.8603132

>>8603089
I want to pat her belly so badly
I bet it's so soft and warm

>> No.8603148

fatchouli all the way

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>>8603095
Yeah, it's a real boner killer.

>> No.8603397

Gotta go with plump.

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I like chubby plump patchy just as much as skinny bones patchy equally. Therefore, I am better than all of you

>> No.8603776

>>8602842
They're just connotations. You could just as easily say "flabby" and "slender" in reference to the same things.

>> No.8603812

>>8602259
The right one. Left reminds me too much of my mother.

>> No.8603821

>>8603812
I'd do and anally rim your mother in an instant

>> No.8603825

>>8603821
What you said about mah mom u motherfucker?

>> No.8603828

>>8603812
>reminds me too much of my mother
and this is why i will never do brown girls. everyone on my moms side of the family is brown whereas my dad side is all white. only delicious pale girls for me

>> No.8603856

I love Patchy, but OP's picture is NSFW.

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>>8603856
>W

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why doesn't a middle ground exist for 2hu? except for chubby flan, every 2hu is either drawn normally thin or abnormally obese.

i want my ottermode fatchouli

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8603886

Thank you so much

>> No.8603913
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8603913

This thread is too lewd, why would you lewdify touhous with your lewdiness.

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I just want to tumble all over her while she's reading.

She would probably ignore me, but I won't stop till I get a response.

Also plump!

>> No.8604054

i used to not post but this board is so far gone i can't hurt it

thanks for deleting the image and leaving a big ugly FILE DELETED scar where i'm browsing, janitor or mod or whoever

sure you could alter the site code to support some kind of magical tag, perhaps activated with some sort of "box" or square button that when selected or "checked" marks an image as being unsafe for idiots who are working at 7:00 am and reading 4chan at work

you could do that

you could also just do whatever you did to OP, haul them off to be raped or whatever, leave a big ugly tension-inducing scar on the board, change nothing for the better, and perpetuate a senseless, stupid system that makes more work for you and punishes everyone else

you are after all american are you not

>> No.8604057

>>8604054
What the fuck am I reading

>> No.8604060

>>8604054

There are about 20 boards on 4chan for cartoon porn. Not everyone wants to see a big fat ugly greasy unhygienic pale frail naked NEET when they come to /jp/.

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>>8604057
I have no idea.

>> No.8604075

>>8604060

yes, if only there were some way to somehow conceal or occlude images that not all people wished to see

some sort of placeholder, if you will, a decoy

unfortunately such technology has never been implemented anywhere else at any time and is probably not feasible within our current understanding of physics

>> No.8604080

>>8604075
Spoilered porn is a bannable offense. Global rule #5.

>> No.8604086

>>8604080

nigger

>> No.8604092

>>8604080

You must be bored. Instead of championing the cause of enforcing rules that are more or less ignored and arguing pointlessly, why not devote yourself to a more worthy cause. Like anything else you could possibly think of.

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>>8604080
who said anything about spoilered porn? gmask that shit.

password nigger

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>>8604099
Spoiler will do just fine. Or even an NSFW tag like touhou-project uses on some of its boards. Fuck proprietary software.

>>8604092
This.

>> No.8604330

>>8604112
I like to remind people before they get banned.

>> No.8604334

>>8604330
Get out brown-nosing scum.

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Why is patchy so Erotic?

>> No.8604518

fatchouli is bestchouli

>> No.8604525

Where's my Fat patchouli option?

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