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Yuuka for sexiest Touhou

>> No.8600652

She is tied with kanako for most marriageable

>> No.8600663
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>>8600651
Sanae a delicious

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>>8600651
Green haired Touhous

>> No.8600669

Would Yuuka give you a blowjob, or just eat your cock.

>> No.8600690
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>>8600669

One does not do such lewd things with Yuuka. She's the purest Touhou, who only gets in bet with the intention to reproduce in a ritual of honest and wonderful love.

>> No.8600693

Wear socks. Quality touhou.

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Not sure if i can think of Yuuka as sexy, she is more of a classy maiden in my eyes.

>> No.8600698

>>8600690
I hope so.

>> No.8600700

Slut

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>>8600690
Fuck reproduction. Sex is enjoyable.

>> No.8600711

Is everyone here really that autistic?

Yuuka is pretty much the closest thing we have to an actual youkai, merciless and incredibly strong and loves toying with people. The Yama herself called Yuuka out on this, and Yuuka was completely unrepentant. She invaded an entire world and beat up the goddess there out of boredom.

Furthermore, my grandpa lives in Gensokyo and he told me that you're all wrong.

>> No.8600717

>>8600711
>my grandpa lives in Gensokyo

Your argument became invalid at this point.

>> No.8600720

>>8600717
It was a joke, dumbass.

>> No.8600727

>>8600720
Jokes are meant to be funny or amusing, that failed at both.

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>>8600724
Because she is the L in Lewd.

>> No.8600737

>>8600711
>my grandpa lives in Gensokyo
a new autism level?

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8600738

I certainly hope you all voted for Yuuka in this year's popularity contest.

>> No.8600747

>>8600738
I always vote for the least popular character myself..Just so they dont feel left behind.

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>>8600717
>>8600727
>>8600737
Failure to see jokes just shows how autistic /jp/ can really be.

I hope you learned your lesson about how to not expect better from /jp/.

Regardless, I too like Yuuka. One of my favorite Touhous, in fandom at least. However she creeps me out in the game. I honestly felt disturbed when I met her with Cirno. She's pretty chill in Lotus Land Story, though.
But yeah, she'd probs straight up kill any human, especially an outsider. But if she was just kinda sadistic and creepy, but would not kill me instantly, I'd hang out and have tea with her.

>> No.8600853

>>8600809
>But yeah, she'd probs straight up kill any human

She visits the human village to buy supplies, quit your fanwank.

>> No.8600863

>>8600853
Hmmm, maybe she is more friendly towards humans than to Youkai/Fairies.

Excellent

>> No.8600893

>>8600853

>She visits the human village to buy supplies

So she uses humans sometimes for their instrumental value. This says nothing except that she's manipulative.

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>>8600893
Many kinds of people enjoy mutually beneficial relations. That is to say, no useful conclusions are reached besides that she isn't exclusively a bloodthirsty killer

>> No.8601538

>>8600893
If Yuuka was visiting shops in my city, I would open one up in a heartbeat. ;_;

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>>8600711
>Furthermore, my grandpa lives in Gensokyo and he told me that you're all wrong.

I haven't laughed this hard in a long time, dude. Wow.

>>8600738
Surely, I never forget.

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