/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

So /jp/, apparently many of you have low self esteem. (Though just as many seem to be megalomaniacs, but that's beside the point.)

We've told you over and over that you're a good, decent person, and you JUST DON'T GET IT. What is wrong with you, Anonymous.

Your brother never would have acted this way.

[Anonymous No.]

I have no brother.

[Anonymous No.]

>>858418
>Your brother never would have acted this way.

FUCK YOU!

[Anonymous No.]

My sister's really a guy!?

[Anonymous No.]

God damn Kyle, always acts like he's so much better than me...

Hey, I coulda made Dean's List if I tried!

[Anonymous No.]

>>858418
What did you do with my eggs, woman!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>858418

Fuck you mom
He may have a wife, but he lives in an apartment off social security

[Anonymous No.]

Why is my mom on /jp/?

[Anonymous No.]

MY BROTHER IS DEEEEEEEEEEAAAAD

[Anonymous No.]

>>858440
Your mom IS /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

>>858451

Well, symbolically being inside my mom all day would satisfy my Freudian drives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>858452
HOLY SHIT, IT'S LIKE A SYMBOLIC RETURN TO CENTER, WHERE THE SOUL BECOMES SYNCHRONIZED TO ALL THINGS OUTWARD AND INWARD. FUCK, ALL RESONATING PERFECTLY & HARMONIOUSLY AS HUM OF EXISTENCE PASSES THROUGH IN A SINGLE WAVE, ONLY TO RETURN TO CENTER ONCE AGAIN JESUS CHRIST.

[Anonymous No.]

>>858483

It's like evangelion with more symbolic vaginas!

[Anonymous No.]

Psychology does not work that way

[Anonymous No.]

>>858536

Hey, Freudian psychoanalysis may be largely discounted, but his mom was still fuckin' hot.

[Anonymous No.]

Everyone here needs more butter...

[Anonymous No.]

>>858553

I only use a vegetable oil based yogurt spread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>858630
What about on toast?

[Anonymous No.]

>>858418
THAT'S NOT FUNNY MY BROTHER DIED THAT WAY

[Anonymous No.]

>>858671

On toast, on corn, and on potatoes.