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8580948 No.8580948 [Reply] [Original]

Okay, so let's try this.

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You are a young man, spending all your time at school. You're not the smartest one around, but you're hard-working.
And today, your teacher Keine Kamishirasawa called you in her office. So you went, as a good boy.

You're standing in her office. She's sitting on her desk, with a ruler in her hands, and she's licking her lips.
What now?

>> No.8580952

we fug

>> No.8580957 [DELETED] 
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>> No.8580960
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>You are a young man

Since everyone is gay in Gensokyo, presumably she is hungry.
So, run?

>> No.8580958

Tell me moar OP.
How old is the guy? Is it a shota, or a regular?

>> No.8580964

>>8580960
>gay

but there are no dicks in gensokyo, how does that work?

>> No.8580966
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>>8580964

>> No.8580973

As you stand here, unsure what to do, Miss Keine speaks again, in a really quick tone. Looking at her, you notice she's blushing, and she begins slowly hitting her own palm with her ruler.
"Strip."

What do you do, /jp/?

>> No.8580974
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>>8580948
Cheer that this thread's not that boring copypasta.

>> No.8580976

>>8580973
report her for pedo.

>> No.8580981
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>>8580960
Cow's dont eat humans silly.

>> No.8580982

>>8580976
You quickly runs to the office door, and you frantically tries to open it, but it doesn't budge.

It's jammed. You won't be able to open it. There's still another exit. The window, right behind Teacher Keine's desk.

In the meanwhile, she's still staring at you. Her palm slowly goes red from the ruler, and she begins panting, while staring at you like a cat watching a mouse.
What do you do?

>> No.8580983
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>>8580976
But /ss/ is awesome.

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>>8580981

While Keine isn't a cow, cows with nutritional imbalance do actually eat cadaver - or whatever else they can find - to rebalance, human corpses included. However, they aren't predators, so while there are occasions when cows have an interest in and valid reason to eat humans they are still poorly suited and dispositioned for hunting and killing us.

>> No.8581008

>>8580996
Take your shit with you, and gtfo.

>> No.8581022

>>8581008
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?

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>>8580996
T-they do? i had no idea..
You learn something new everyday.

>> No.8581026

bump

Come on OP, deliver

>> No.8581036

>>8580948
Engage in History debate filled with action and love

>> No.8581048

>>8581036
"S-strip? Teacher, are you possibly referring to those western comic, who turned popular during the Second World War?"
Teacher Keine raises an eyebrown, looking at you with curiosity. After a small break, she speaks against, while slapping the ruler against the desk.
"Don't be foolish. Comics started being popular during the Gold Age, estimated at 1934. But I was referring to the act of removing your clothes."
"R-really? What for?"
She slaps again the ruler against the desk.
"In ancient Greece, it was the teacher's responsability to teach her student everything about life. Including discipline, and love. I am merely going to follow that custom."
"Are you going to explain me-"
"No, I'm going to show you."

>> No.8581055

>>8581048
AND THEN SHE FUCKED YOU


THE END

>> No.8581056

>>8581048
"T-teacher, I'm fairly certain that's illegal-"
"Oh SHUT UP"!
She heabutts you. Not strong enough to knock you out, but strongly enough to get you dizzy.
While you're trying to recover, she sits, pulls you on her lap, and starts spanking you with her ruler.

The end.

>> No.8581067

>>8581048
>You're not the smartest one around

*Keine strikes me with a ruler and i grab it in a haste*
"How can you know so much. I thought you're not the brightest in my class"
"I was just pretending, seeing how legit you are as a historian. It seems my eye wasn't wrong after all"
"You bad boy...~"
"Now then, Let's talk about how education changes a person throughout history..."

And so, the evening is filled with debates and the utmost joy of history among the both of them...

>> No.8581089

bump

moar

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>>8581067

>> No.8581120

I ask her why she looks like a cartoon, and tell her that I asked for a disgusting 3D whore instead. Also, ask her why she's so fucking short.

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8581124

You wanted a Keine? I deliver.

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