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8565923 No.8565923 [Reply] [Original]

You asked for this /jp/
you just had to bitch and whine and complain
You could have stopped this

KS GENERAL
DISCUSS FEELS AND WAIFUS HERE

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>> No.8565932

>ok, KS can go in the board i'm creating to address the bazillion problems /v/ has. but generally, VNs and LNs go here, and we are not making a /vn/.

Reported.

>> No.8565943

>>8565008
We already have one going

>> No.8565953

>>8565943
Yeah I don't like that one
This is the new one
Redirect them here

>> No.8565962

>in the board i'm creating

ooh which one?

>> No.8565974
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>>8565932
As that board has not currently been created /jp/ will have to do

>> No.8566005

>>8565953
You mean because it's shit, like every KS general. And you even admit to not liking and and then ask to direct them here so it can become exactly the same, are you trying to be retarded or is it just natural?

>> No.8566023

>>8565953
This is not /v/ and you are not posting LoL threads you fuckin idiot. Stick to one thread until your new /ks/ board is created.

>> No.8566037

>>8565932
/jp/ is (japanese)Otaku culture
please inform me on what falls under Otaku Culture and how VN's do not fit there

moot even said he's not making a /vn/ board

>> No.8566061
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KATAWA SHOUJO GENERAL

OLD THREAD
>>8565923

>> No.8566093
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that feel when not Asian

>> No.8566079
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NOMIYA

>> No.8566104
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i don't like it here.

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>>8565923
xD so cool , I wake up that feel lol ,xxxD

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>>8566079
>filename

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Palace of the Earth Spirits > Moriya Shit

>> No.8566174

i'm so fucking mad right now. i don't WANT to discuss VN's with /jp/, they're too fucking buttpunctured to appreciate anything that isn't an utter masterpiece.

>> No.8566175

/v/

Once again, I would like to thank you guys on behalf of taking in our autistic son, KSfag.

KSfag has been lonely his entire life and we feel he belongs here. Take care of him please.

Regards,

/v/

>> No.8566190

This place is scary guys...

>> No.8566192

>>8566157
Mausoleum > Palace

>> No.8566210
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i wish

>> No.8566225

>>8566174

Not only that, now light novels are forced here, too. And since almost every anime these days are light-novel adaptations...

>> No.8566229
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>>8566192
Boring. Also, no final boss will ever surpass Okuu.

>> No.8566235
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8566235

You know what the annoying thing is?

Katawa Shoujo is actually a pretty decent vn. Not a masterpiece, but reasonably well made and written. I enjoyed it.

And then it has to spawn a shitty fanbase that ruins everything.

>> No.8566239

>>8566174

People on /jp/ consistently praise shit like Planetarian so I don't know about that.

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>>8566174
I feel the same way
fuck you moot

>> No.8566243

>>8566229
Yeah keep telling yourself that buddhist scum.

>> No.8566249

>>8565923
You aren't even from /v/, you're just some autist butthurt he doesn't get his /vn/ but instead gets cocks up his ass. gb2>>>/gay/ because you have a fetish for men.

>> No.8566252

Fuck you /v/

>> No.8566261

>>8566235
Its the VN for borderline normalfags

>> No.8566256

What's the best route, guys? Your opinion, of course.

>> No.8566263

>>8566174
Here's the problem, son, you aren't discussing a VN with us.

You say "Katawa Shoujo general" and yet all you do is sit and whine about your refugee status and bitch about /jp/sies.

Maybe you should actually try discussing the VN.

>> No.8566266

>>8566252
*fuck moot and his rules.

"6. The discussion of visual novels belongs on /jp/."

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>>8566225
If LN threads are as condensed as VN threads usually have been and won't stoop into discussing the anime, I wouldn't mind it. Easily hideable and the content is more or less related to the board.

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>>8566256
your mom
xD owned 4life

>> No.8566293

>>8566263
There's another problem, son.
/jp/ is the biggest shithole on 4chan, and not even lonely pathetic waifufags from KS generals want to go here.

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>2012
>still posting on /jp/
>MFW

Fuck these newfag weeaboo dipshits. The only reason you don't like KS is because its Amurrkan. I'm going back to /v/.

BTW weeaboos, U MAD ABOUT HIROSHIMA???

>> No.8566301

Why does /jp/ hate KS?

NOT NIHONGO ENUFF?

>> No.8566308

>>8566263

What's the point? You'd just shit up the thread, might as well let everyone vent at Moot's shitty new rules.

>> No.8566340

FUCKING WEEABOOS.

>> No.8566329
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>>8566263

thats because this whole thing is a transition. theres still some floating butthurt/frustration/over all negative feelings toward the change, so instead of being able to blindly keeping to the task like a soulless automaton, things gravitate to events that recently transpired.

>> No.8566337

>>8566301
Yeah, too weeaboo for our taste.

>> No.8566342

>>8566308
Right now half the board is "Bitching about moot / General." If you want to discuss KS in the KS thread for the two hundredth time, do it. Sky's the limit.

>> No.8566345

>>8566301
We don't, we hate you shitposters. It was obvious that if KS was ever tolerated here, exactly this would happen.

>> No.8566362

>>8566293
Then they shouldn't?

At no point did moot tell KSfags to go to /jp/, they did this of their own accord.

>>8566308
>>8566329
Then why are you even calling it a KS general? Why not Bitch/Moan general? You're posting in a lie.

>> No.8566375

>>8566308
>You'd just shit up the thread
Every KS general on /jp/ up until today has only been filled with people ironically hailing it as the best thing ever and others seriously dissecting why it's so horrible in comparison to other VNs. Oh, and you can't forget everybody else laughing at the kiddies on /v/ having their first existentialism crisis for such a babby VN.

>> No.8566390

>>8566261
So what? If something isn't made to be consumed solely by a small niche audience then you can't enjoy it?

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>> No.8566418

Why not take your posts about your shitty babbysfirstvn and move them to the VN general unless you can make a interesting original thread about it?

>> No.8566405

>>8566362
>Then why are you even calling it a KS general?

I didn't make the thread you goof

>> No.8566431

>>8566390
anything that brings Normalfags to a board is bad news just look what the video game boom did to /v/

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>>8566329

can't speak for the rest here but i myself don't really have an opinion one way or the other about the transition so i stick around (til sleep takes hold of me) on the off chance someone from KSG would pop on and actually discuss KSG stuff. maybe BGFbro would come on with an update, or someone wants to discuss how such and such route affected them. you might say that i'm mostly lurking until the dust settles.

>> No.8566439

>>8566418
Why would you want VN general flooded and hijacked by KS? Do you even think before you make recommendations.

>> No.8566450

>>8566362
>At no point did moot tell KSfags to go to /jp/, they did this of their own accord.

RULES

/v/ - Video Games

1 Flaming/flagrant "fanboism"/etc. will not be tolerated.
2 Threads should not devolve into flamewars. Inciting or encouraging such activity will not be tolerated.
3 All posts should pertain to video games, their consoles, etc. Threads should remain on topic and stay in theme with the board. Don't post errant material.
4 Please refrain from reposting. If possible, try to skim the board for threads pertaining to your topics/info that may have already been posted.
5 Game help and long-term discussion threads should be posted to the /games/ board.
6 The discussion of visual novels belongs on /jp/.

>> No.8566456

>>8566431
>>8566418

Then why the fuck you said (or allow to be said) that we didn't need a vn/ln board? You blew it, /jp/.

>> No.8566471

>>8566456

we thought he meant japanese ones!

WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU ASK /JP/ ABOUT THINGS WHICH AREN'T JAPANESE

>> No.8566492

>>8566456
We really did blow it. When moot said "should we make a VN board" /jp/ was thinking in terms of having a section of /jp/ carved out and made into a new board, which would have been a bad idea because /jp/ is small enough.

That wasn't the way we should have been thinking about it, though, because we weren't really aware that the context was, "what do we do with VN discussion in /a/ and /v/." The proposed VN board was "where to put VN discussion which is going to be carved out of /a/ and /v/," not "/jp/ splinter board," but most people weren't thinking in these terms.

>> No.8566501

Just so you guys know /jp/ moves slow as shit compared to /v/ so even if your thread reaches the bump limit you can still keep posting in for quite a good amount of time instead of making new threads every 2 hours or however long it takes to fill them up. Might as well be civil about it since we're from what it looks like, stuck with you guys till moot puts up that new board.

>> No.8566526

May as well use this as the general meta thread.

How long are we actually going to have to put up with this? What the hell happened to that promised janitor?

>> No.8566513

>>8566471
>/JP/

>>>/b/
>>>/r9k/
>>>/adv/
>>>/soc/
>>>/reddit/

>> No.8566514

>>8566456
Because I thought that having KS here won't hurt as long as it is handled like every other VN.
I forget about the stupidity of you average /v/irgin

>> No.8566524

>>8566471

Most vns are from japan, nigga. And /jp/ is barely about vns anymore. The only usually active threads are the eroge general, the translation status and the very rare "popular in japan galge" fotm.

>> No.8566537

>>8566526
You dont get it
/v/ is here
And once /v/ gets into something
They dont leave

>> No.8566543

>>8566526
It's been all of two hours since we were promised a new janitor. Even CP stays up that long when 4chan is being slow.

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>>8566501
This guy speaks some good stuff.
Thank you for being welcoming.
Pic related
Baby steps into the new transition from /v/ to /jp/ to Moots new board.

>> No.8566557

>>8566537
Actually, you've "raided" (there is no other word to use) us several times before and got bored after some hours.

This will abate as well.

>> No.8566564

>>8566537
Yeah, no. /v/ has the attention span of a goldfish. you can tell because they sperg over lolsorandumb videos like Sonic and Galo Shitgen

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>>8566492
Just think about it: /vn/ could have been for English-translated vns and OELVN's, while /jp/ could be for Japanese-only vns.

>> No.8566583

>>8566566
As an insular board that keeps to our own shit, we were unable to grasp the true nature of the beast.

It was our tragically limited perspective that was our downfall.

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>>8566564
pretty much this
i give them 1 day max

>> No.8566602

>>8566566

It would have been more convenient for all visual novels to be allowed on /vn/. It shouldn't have to split just because some weeaboos (I hate to use the word, but it seems to apply here) are butthurt about a popular non-japanese VN.

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>>8566557

though this isn't a raid though. the rule still holds (which i believe will change once the new board is made). this is more of a... forced relocation to a different base of operations.

>> No.8566609

>>8566450
>That rules list
From the few times I was on /v/, I can tell you, half that shit doesn't get followed.

But yes, as /jp/ is now the place for vns/lns, and KS does fall into the category of vn, we have to come here(migrated from /a/) While I would rather stay on /a/ just to get my japanese based entertainment all in one place instead of having to come here and deal with some of the strange shit(skin-suits, really?) You assclowns decided to fuck any chances of it, then bitch that I'M the problem. You eat a dick, good sir.

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>>8566607
you understand there will be no KS on /jp/

>> No.8566639

no topic deserves to be banished to /jp/ with these failures

>> No.8566642

>>8566609
There isn't anybody here who has anything to do with VNs being invited out of /a/. You're only here because /a/ and /v/ said "VNs out," and afterwards moot came to us after and said, "VNs here, or /vn/?"

/jp/ seriously had fuck-all to do with the initial decision.

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We're here till moot makes new board. cant we get along? D:

>> No.8566702

KS should be in VN general thread instead of having its own thread. Not that you guys would fit in there anyway

>> No.8566705

>afterwards moot came to us after and said, "VNs here, or /vn/?"
>/jp/ seriously had fuck-all to do with the initial decision.

C'mon, just look at what you just said.

>> No.8566714

>>8566694
Not before you stop spamming our board. I don't see that happening any time soon.

>> No.8566723

>>8566625
KoG, normally I tend to dislike you for your hatred towards koreans, but since you're fighting KSfriends for /jp/ I gotta say, fight the good fight.

>> No.8566724

I think that the changes moot's implementing are going to be for the better, but it was tactless of him to change the rules before making the board that KS General was supposed to go in.
He's probably had a long day, though. I don't blame him too much for any mistakes he made...take it easy, moot.
As to you KS fans: Welcome to /jp/, and I know your feel. Simmer down your anger a bit and we might be a bit more hospitable for you. At least, I plan to be. Our time together might be short, but otherwise, ゆっくりしていってね!

>> No.8566738

>>8566705
There are no contradictions in my post. You wanted to stay in /a/. We have nothing to do with your leaving /a/, you were going to leave either way, the question moot asked us is just which board you were going to end up in, /jp/ or /vn/.

>> No.8566750

>>8566705
A /vn/ board doesn't make sense, so /jp/ told moot to basically maintain the status quo. Why is /v/ exploding over basically nothing?

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>>8566724
Thank you for welcoming us to your community, albeit for this short time. Even though we are only connected for a short while, lets share some feels.

>> No.8566763

>>8566724
靠你吗,日本鬼子

>> No.8566765

>>8566750

because /jp/ a shit

>> No.8566808

Why everyone so mad?
It is not like they ban people for posting VNs and LNs in >>>/a/ and >>>/v/?
You guys are seriously retarded.

>> No.8566801

>>8566705
It was decided by like, 5 people responding out of a pool of thousands of /jp/ users. moot wanted to do this the whole time anyway; if he actually cared he would have waited more than like 20 minutes before deciding and asked /v/ etc. He just went through the motions to rid himself of the blame.

He couldn't be assed with the ramifications of basically splitting up /jp/, plus he made this board for VNs in the first place, so he saw no sense in making a /jp/ clone just for /a/ and /v/ newfags.

>> No.8566826

>>8566808
They do sometimes and will probably "enforce" it for a little while until they give up.

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>>8566738

I'm not from /a/. I just wanted a new board. A fresh start away from some of the shit running rampant here.

>> No.8566822

>>8566546
Don't get me wrong, I don't really want you guys here either. However, can't really do much about it because moot changed the rules before making the new board, which is stupid. As long as it all stays in one thread and you guys aren't spamming "KSGeneral" threads like retards after 20 posts are made in one of them, like you guys have been, there shouldn't be too much of a problem.

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Welp, I guess bitching won't get us nowhere, so let's try to enjoy this short (I hope) stay here.

>> No.8566862

>>8566822
Don't worry about that, we hold every thread until bump/image limit and go to the next one, if one was already created by mistake.

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>>8566831
back to /v/ shit face
You will have no KS on /jp/ accept it

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>>8566822

can't speak much outside the KSG threads i saw on /v/ but you seem to speak in hyperbole. new threads usually pop up once image cap is reached and at that point the new thread is announced while the old one is pretty much left to fade away, as opposed to your notion of "one with 20 posts in it"

>> No.8566902

>>8566870
RULES

/v/ - Video Games

1 Flaming/flagrant "fanboism"/etc. will not be tolerated.
2 Threads should not devolve into flamewars. Inciting or encouraging such activity will not be tolerated.
3 All posts should pertain to video games, their consoles, etc. Threads should remain on topic and stay in theme with the board. Don't post errant material.
4 Please refrain from reposting. If possible, try to skim the board for threads pertaining to your topics/info that may have already been posted.
5 Game help and long-term discussion threads should be posted to the /games/ board.
6 The discussion of visual novels belongs on /jp/.
>/jp/

>> No.8566906

>>8566831
Okay, so are you guys going to discuss the game now?

I'm genuinely curious as to how you can wring a month and a half of genuine discussion out of a relatively short visual novel. Most VNs only enjoy a week of discussion on slow old /jp/ before fizzling out.

>> No.8566918

Just remember, /jp/ -- This is your fault.

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>>8566870
I like this guy already. It will be a fun stay.

>> No.8566924

Estimation of time how long this will last.

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>>8566862
>until bump/image limit and go to the next one
This is what I'm afraid of. Our limits are half of yours, and the natural lifetime of a thread on regular day is at least 24 hours. Not to mention you love your reaction images, so they're filled that much faster.

You're going to fill this place right the fuck up.

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>>8566902
I dont see whats hard to understand , you will have no KS on /jp/
Honestly it makes me laugh if you did imagine you will have a KS thread on /jp/ with your retarded " OMG THE GIRL HAS NO LEGS , I HAVE SO MANY FEELS , MY LIFE CHANGED 4EVER xD LE cake"
give up and go back to /v/

>> No.8566942

>>>/jp/8566685

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>all this hate for KS

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>> No.8566977

>>8566926
Go cry to moot? It's not our problem, man, don't forget, it's your own damn fault.
>>8566906
Are you actually discussing something in here? No, you post fan-art and talk random stuff. Exactly what we usually do.

>> No.8566991

>>8566738
While you may not have anything to do with us leaving /a/, or /v/ in the other guys case, I'll give you that, you did decide "Nah, lets just have the vns/lns here." Another board may not have made sense in that the board content was already covered (which I don't really think 'Otaku Culture' necessarily means discussing any particular vn or ln, but maybe thats just me) but that it meant that board populations wouldn't have to mix, especially when considering that, when they do mix, it is a shitstorm and usually dissolves down into, oh wait, exactly the kind of retardation of the board in general that /jp/ is experiencing right now! And who the fuck saw that coming? OBVIOUSLY NOT YOU!

Isn't this kind of shit the very reason /jp/ was created, because the clusterfuck of two very different groups meant /a/ was becoming an even bigger shithole than it already was and/or is? And you guys basically said "Hey, lets do it to /jp/!" Only now you invited /v/ into your domain as well, and what a wreck this is turning out to be.

Yes, things will die down after a while, but board quality is going to become even worse because now people who really want to be on their original boards(wasn't going to happen) or go to a new board(now made highly unlikely) have to come here.

TL;DR Yes, it is your goddamn fault, deal with it

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>> No.8567006

>>8566862
Do note, as I said in an earlier post in this thread that /jp/ moves slow as shit compared to /v/ so you can still post in that thread even after the bump limit is reached. I'd rather not see a full KSG thread on every page. I know it's surprising that there is more than just the first page of threads.

>>8566886
The whole every 20 posts thing mostly has to do with people being dumb over the whole transition.

>> No.8567013

>>8566926
WE /JP/ NOW
No but that's what I'm afraid of too
This whole fiasco is immensely silly
I think these threads should die for the good of all of us

>> No.8567015
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>> No.8567020

The absolute best thing about this is how there's a sticky, tagged with moot's lovely red font, at the top of the page, saying that KS will go on the board he's going to create. It's literally one of the first things you should see when you arrive on /jp/. And yet, people ignore it completely.
Stay classy.

>> No.8567028
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8567028

never really understood why /a/ and /jp/ hate katawa shoujo.
it started as an /a/ group effort anyways.
it had to be discussed in /v/ of all places once it came out.

>> No.8567045

>>8567020
I can't wait to see what becomes of /v/ once all generals get rerouted to the new board.

>> No.8567046

>>8567020
Basically they are just mad, that /jp/ prevented their own personal board.
Such a petty thing to get mad about.

>> No.8567054

>>8566991
>And who the fuck saw that coming? OBVIOUSLY NOT YOU!
Well, yes. I pretty much admitted this exactly in >>8566492 because at the time we were asked the question we didn't realize that VNs were being ejected from /a/ and /v/. The question, "should /jp/ be split into /dg/ and /vn/" has been floating around for a while and we thought of it as an internal matter, not a question of whether we were going to invite in a horde of refugees.

>TL;DR Yes, it is your goddamn fault, deal with it
We very obviously are currently in the midst of dealing with all this shit right now.

>> No.8567055

>>8566926
This is exactly what I don't want.

>> No.8567057

>>8567028
No, you see, it was discussed on /a/ until they decided that they had discussed all that was worth discussing, then they stopped having constant threads.

That's it.

They didn't degrade themselves by turning them into >that feel when I can run laps like emi KS is a self-help guide man

>> No.8567060
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8567060

>Implying this isn't the best and most true picture of Rin

>> No.8567061

>>8567020

the board isn't made yet, and read rule 2 for /jp/ flat out states this is the place for talking about vn/ln

guess what Katawa Shoujo is?

>> No.8567063 [DELETED] 

So, there’s a man crawling through the desert.

He’d decided to try his SUV in a little bit of cross-country travel, had great fun zooming over the badlands and through the sand, got lost, hit a big rock, and then he couldn’t get it started again. There were no cell phone towers anywhere near, so his cell phone was useless. He had no family, his parents had died a few years before in an auto accident, and his few friends had no idea he was out here.

He stayed with the car for a day or so, but his one bottle of water ran out and he was getting thirsty. He thought maybe he knew the direction back, now that he’d paid attention to the sun and thought he’d figured out which way was north, so he decided to start walking. He figured he only had to go about 30 miles or so and he’d be back to the small town he’d gotten gas in last.

He thinks about walking at night to avoid the heat and sun, but based upon how dark it actually was the night before, and given that he has no flashlight, he’s afraid that he’ll break a leg or step on a rattlesnake. So, he puts on some sun block, puts the rest in his pocket for reapplication later, brings an umbrella he’d had in the back of the SUV with him to give him a little shade, pours the windshield wiper fluid into his water bottle in case he gets that desperate, brings his pocket knife in case he finds a cactus that looks like it might have water in it, and heads out in the direction he thinks is right.

>> No.8567066

>>8567020
To be fair, the new board isn't even implemented yet.

>> No.8567087

crapawa shitjo is not a game...oh wait

>> No.8567081

>>8567028
Normalfags ran it into the ground

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>>8567020
KS is shit and shit belongs to /v/

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>>8567060
>not the gif

>> No.8567103

>>8567057
the "feel" posters aren't the same people that had nightly/weekly threads on /v/ before the game's release.

>> No.8567094

>>8567061
It is an OELVN.

May I ask you a question? What do you think the "jp" in /jp/ stands for?

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>>8567089

>> No.8567114

>>8566991
Read
>>8564813
Nobody ask moot to remove VN off /a/ and /v/.
Most people ask him to keep the status quo and flat out told him to not do anything stupid.

>leave /jp/ alone
If you want to blame anyone, blame the faggots for wanting a /VN/in the first place.

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>> No.8567138 [DELETED] 

>>8567119
He rinses his mouth out with a little of the windshield wiper fluid. He waits a while after spitting that little bit out, to see if his mouth goes numb, or he feels dizzy or something. Has his mouth gone numb? Is it just in his mind? He’s not sure. He’ll go a little farther, and if he still doesn’t find water, he’ll try drinking some of the fluid.

Then he has to face his next, harder question – which way does he go from here? Does he keep walking the same way he was yesterday (assuming that he still knows which way that is), or does he try a new direction? He has no idea what to do.

Looking at the hills and dunes around him, he thinks he knows the direction he was heading before. Just going by a feeling, he points himself somewhat to the left of that, and starts walking.

As he walks, the day starts heating up. The desert, too cold just a couple of hours before, soon becomes an oven again. He sweats a little at first, and then stops. He starts getting worried at that – when you stop sweating he knows that means you’re in trouble – usually right before heat stroke.

>> No.8567131
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8567131

So this is how our enjoyable ks generals die huh...
I'm going to miss these threads.
Thanks /jp/, you make me feel so welcome.

>> No.8567135

Wow this thread... is nothing like a KS general at all. Why are we all being faggots again? Can't we have legit KS threads until a proper KS board get's established? We really are just acting exactly like other boards expect us to act, like morons. Neither /v/ nor /jp/ is happy about this, but we are in their board, so can we not act like niggers and be a bit respectful?

>> No.8567143

>>8567094

the same exact thing that makes /b/ mean "random" or /d/ mean "hentai/alternative" or /g/ mean "technology" or /k/ mean "weapons" or /n/ mean "transportation"?

>> No.8567140

>change
>change
>rule change
>change
>rules
>change
It's the same as it has been for 4 years. The only potential difference is that some mods just might enforce them again.
/jp/ has squat to do with this. Just ignore /jp/ and proceed to post like you used to from wherever you came. Chances are nothing have changed.

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8567147

>>8567055

I don't know why you are so worried about this when this board is full with spam and shit (Sion spam, "madoka a shit", "suck my cock", Flanfly, "which toho u fuk", etc).

>> No.8567173
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8567173

It's funny. The KSG threads were starting to have less spamming and saging with more OC and more discussion.

Now this happens and it's square one all over again.

Happy Day After Valentine's Day /jp/.

>> No.8567179

>>8567147
That doesn't give you free rein to make it even shittier, you know.

>> No.8567182

"feels" belong in /r9k/ not /jp/, the "feels" shitposters should move there.

>> No.8567183
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8567183

>>8567131
but if moot hurries his ass up and creates the new board we should be good

>> No.8567184

p

>> No.8567190

>>8567147
Because believe it or not I look through all 16 pages.

>> No.8567195

I imagine the new board will be something like /va/ - Video Games / Alternative. Then everybody will be happy.

I might even email him about it. Maybe I should.

>> No.8567192

>>8567135
XD gotta go shazbot sengen go go GO GO GO sanic that feel when redditface wars no gf XDDDDDD

No, you can't, you have been infected by faggotry long ago. This is what you really are, /v/.

>> No.8567201

>>8567190

Yeah, I do too, but it would be nice to not have to deal with that, you know?

>> No.8567202

>>8567173
Misha theres another thread, me and homura are there. Wont link cos get spammed by buttmad.

>> No.8567203 [DELETED] 

>>8567180
After a while, he comes to a big dune in the sand. This is bad. He doesn’t remember any dunes when driving over the sand in his SUV. Or at least he doesn’t think he remembers any. This is bad.

But, he has no other direction to go. Too late to turn back now. He figures that he’ll get to the top of the dune and see if he can see anything from there that helps him find the town. He keeps going up the dune.

Halfway up, he slips in the bad footing of the sand for the second or third time, and falls to his knees. He doesn’t feel like getting back up – he’ll just fall down again. So, he keeps going up the dune on his hand and knees.

While crawling, if his throat weren’t so dry, he’d laugh. He’s finally gotten to the hackneyed image of a man lost in the desert – crawling through the sand on his hands and knees. If would be the perfect image, he imagines, if only his clothes were more ragged. The people crawling through the desert in the cartoons always had ragged clothes. But his have lasted without any rips so far. Somebody will probably find his dessicated corpse half buried in the sand years from now, and his clothes will still be in fine shape -shake the sand out, and a good wash, and they’d be wearable again. He wishes his throat were wet enough to laugh. He coughs a little instead, and it hurts.

>> No.8567212

>>8567135
Well, that's a start, I guess. We don't exactly want you to "respect" the board or its posters, I think, just adapt somewhat to the board culture

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8567213

>>8567173
Just wait for the new board you shmuck.

>> No.8567219

>>8567192
>/jp/ in charge of thoughtful discussion

>> No.8567222 [DELETED] 
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8567222

>>8567131
no one did welcome you
Also isn't the time for you to go back to /v/ and make a thread how deep KS is and that a girl with no legs changed your life and like you wish you had a gf?

>> No.8567226

HEADS UP HOMOS

I have Hisao's condition and you do not go to a special school or have fun times with handicapped girls (boys in my case). I play video games and hope I don't get too excited by ANYTHING. I did get put with the "disabled and miscellaneous" kids in high school during group things. It consisted of a fat kid who LOVED Yugioh and was some form of autistic, an anorexic girl and a hemophiliac who screeched like a raped pig when she saw anything the color red.

feels bad man :(

>> No.8567227 [SPOILER] 
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8567227

Don't mind me, just posting the best girl.

>> No.8567229

>>8567192
/jp/ is just as bad with their "GET OUT OF JP NEWFAGS XD DONT FEED" bullshit. You wonder why nobody likes you guys either. Trying to act all hardcore, when you don't even know what your board is about. Spoilers, its not JUST TOUHOU.

>> No.8567249
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>>8567192
First off, none of the things you mentioned were ever issues in the old KSG threads. none.

Secondly, pic related

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8567234

>>8567173
Dude we'll be fine didn't we already have all this sadness trying to get women and stuff?
Seriously we get over our feels and bullshit so we'll be fine

>> No.8567243

>>8567227
that's not misha.

>> No.8567247

>>8567135
A lot of guys from KS threads are still in /v/ or making fun of out new weaboo neighbours in troll threads. We'll get back to our usual routine soon.

>> No.8567254
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8567254

>>8567227
Boy, the spoiler images here are weird.

Posting some Miki.

>> No.8567260

>>8567229
>You wonder why nobody likes you guys either.
For years, we've been actively trying to piss you off so you'd stay out of here. Lately, it hasn't been working so well.

>> No.8567271 [DELETED] 

>>8567251
His mind, detached in a strange way, notes that either his hands and knees are so burnt by the sand that they no longer feel pain, or that this dark stone, in the middle of a burning desert with a pounding, punishing sun overhead, doesn’t seem to be hot. It almost feels cool. He considers lying down on the nice cool surface.

Cool, dark stone. Not a good sign. He must be hallucinating this. He’s probably in the middle of a patch of sand, already lying face down and dying, and just imagining this whole thing. A desert mirage. Soon the beautiful women carrying pitchers of water will come up and start giving him a drink. Then he’ll know he’s gone.

He decides against laying down on the cool stone. If he’s going to die here in the middle of this hallucination, he at least wants to see what’s in the center before he goes. He keeps crawling.

It’s the third time that he hears the voice before he realizes what he’s hearing. He would swear that someone just said, “Greetings, traveler. You do not look well. Do you hear me?”

>> No.8567272

>>8567260
>Implying I haven't been coming to this board for years

>> No.8567276 [DELETED] 
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>>8567227
xD lol burned slut is le epic, that feel I go burn myself too

you KS guys are honestly more pathetic than the average /v/ idiot with hes "I want a gf /v/"

>> No.8567284

>>8567190
Here's a little present from /v/ for you.
http://catalog.neet.tv/jp/
Tripfags sure are helpless.

>> No.8567292

>>8567276
are all /jp/ posters so shitty?

>> No.8567302
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8567302

>>8567213
Fine with this, but until it gets made, it's going to be like week 3 all over again.

>>8567234
More like annoyance I guess than sadness.

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8567308

>>8567276
>THIS FUCKIN' GUY

>> No.8567303

>>8567276
Too bad, we're here now

>> No.8567305

Kind of ironic that a tripfag is bitching about waifuism when there's a billion waifu Touhou threads

>> No.8567310

>>8567284
Im so annoyed with how few people know about this on every board. Moot should just globally sticky it or make an announcement on it.

>> No.8567311

>>8567302
OH THANK GOD WE STILL HAVE MISHA

IS DENZEL WASHINGTON AND HOMURA STILL HERE?

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>>8567292
I am just explaining you , you will have no KS thread on /jp/

>> No.8567323

>>8567305
There's a difference between your /a/ waifu bullshit and /jp/'s "whch 2hu wuld fck".

>> No.8567330 [DELETED] 

>>8567313
He gets the lid off of the bottle, manages to get the bottle to his lips, and pours some of the fluid into his mouth. He sloshes it around, and then swallows it. He coughs a little. His throat feels better. Maybe he can talk now.

He tries again. Ignoring the snake, he turns to look around him, hoping to spot the owner of this place, and croaks out, “Hello? Is there anyone here?”

He hears, from his side, “Greetings. What is it that you want?”

He turns his head, back towards the snake. That’s where the sound had seemed to come from. The only thing he can think of is that there must be a speaker, hidden under the snake, or maybe built into that post. He decides to try asking for help.

“Please,” he croaks again, suddenly feeling dizzy, “I’d love to not be thirsty any more. I’ve been a long time without water. Can you help me?”

>> No.8567331
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8567331

>perfectly content to post about KS regardless of the board it's on
>cannot fathom why people on both 'sides' of this are shitting their pants

>> No.8567335

>>8567321
Theres like 3 right now. Unless you mean "You will have no high quality KS thread" because that was also true on /v/.

>> No.8567337

>>8567323
2hu threads are classy and board related

>> No.8567344

>>8567321
Lol this guy thinkin' he runs this board like a mod. Tripfags man, them tripfags.

It's like you didnt see what mootles said.

>> No.8567345

>KS can go in the board i'm creating to address the bazillion problems /v/ has
Do people not read anymore?

>> No.8567347

>>8567284
You do know everyone knows about this already, right? It takes the fun out of it though. Kind of kills it when you see every thread at once and realize that everything is shit.

>> No.8567348

>>8567321
are all /jp/ posters so grammatically challenged?

>> No.8567366

>>8567345

>but generally, VNs and LNs go here, and we are not making a /vn/.

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>>8567345
http://www.4chan.org/rules

Apparently not

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8567353

>>8567331
let the autists autate.

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>>8567303
too bad , you will have no KS thread xD le epic
"Dude I JUST CUT MYSELF , I FEEL LIKE KS MADE MY LIFE SO HAPPY, LE BURNED GIRLS ARE SEXY "

>> No.8567362

Just take them, /jp/. Just fucking take them.

>> No.8567363

this is a slow board people

no need to bump every 5 seconds

actually no need to post every 5 seconds

actually reported

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>> No.8567375

>>8567054
Then this entire board failed at the greatest lesson I've learned here.

>Beware the doings of moot, it will fuck you, sooner or later.

Seriously, him getting rid of /new/ was supposed to get rid of the stormfront jackasses, nope.jpg, just meant they moved to /k/(and /pol/), and now that board is essentially ruined at certain hours of the day.

Changes to /tg/ or re-enforcing rules that were never really enforced? Alot of content, admittedly most of it not NSFW, gone. I assumed it migrated to /d/, but I avoid that place most of the time.

Whenever moot does something, no matter what the intended consequence is, the end result is not what it should be. If you want us gone, do what I hope the rest of said refugees do and try to get him to change his mind. Cause honestly? I haven't a goddamn clue what he is supposed to be making to "fix" the KS problem, as I doubt it will get its own board, since if he did that, why not just make a damn /vn/ board anyway? And I assure you, I have played and plan to play more vns than just KS. Only played a few so far, because fuck yeah Lovecraft, but I'm broadening a few horizons.

And I don't mean to add to the shitstorm, but in between my good comp shitting itself thanks to faulty RAM cards, and this shit and it being near 7 am where I am,

>> No.8567383 [DELETED] 

>>8567370
“I might suggest that we take care of that methanol you now have in your system with the next request,” continued the snake. “I can guess why you drank it, but I’m not sure how much you drank, or how much methanol was left in the wiper fluid. That stuff is nasty. It’ll make you go blind in a day or two, if you drank enough of it.”

“Ummm, n-next request?” said the man. He put his hand back on his hurting shoulder and backed away from the snake a little.

“That’s the way it works. If you like, that is,” explained the snake. “You get three requests. Call them wishes, if you wish.” The snake grinned at his own joke, and the man drew back a little further from the show of fangs.

“But there are rules,” the snake continued. “The first request is free. The second requires an agreement of secrecy. The third requires the binding of responsibility.” The snake looks at the man seriously.

“By the way,” the snake says suddenly, “my name is Nathan. Old Nathan, Samuel used to call me. He gave me the name. Before that, most of the Bound used to just call me ‘Snake’. But that got old, and Samuel wouldn’t stand for it. He said that anything that could talk needed a name. He was big into names. You can call me Nate, if you wish.” Again, the snake grinned. “Sorry if I don’t offer to shake, but I think you can understand – my shake sounds somewhat threatening.” The snake give his rattle a little shake.

>> No.8567384
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8567384

Does that mean we Emibros are going to get e-persecuted again for loving a non-slut?

>> No.8567386
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8567386

>>8567311
I believe so. I've seen Homura around here somewhere.

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>>8567335
OMG guyz
I just put my GF on fire ,
DAT FEEL
SO MANY FEELS
Le epic , lets discuss girls who have no leggs xD

back to /v/ you shit face

>> No.8567390

>>8567375
God forbid people discuss a VISUAL NOVEL in a OTAKU CULTURE board.

>> No.8567395

>>8566261
>>8565923

I really don't get all the hating on KS. It might not the best example of a VN, but it's hardly the worst either. I'm looking forward to the japanese version coming out.

What I absolutely *adore* is that you're accusing anyone who likes KS of being "normal".

*me* ... *normal* ...

You know what? I love you guys. I've never been called that before. :)

>> No.8567399

>>8567387
Countersage.

>> No.8567412

>>8567229
If we turned away newfags since the early days, 4chan would be a lot better.

>> No.8567406

Am I the only person who thinks this guy >>8567387 is from /v/?

>> No.8567407

>>8567347
>I cant do that cuz uf you!
>Use this, it's easier.
>BUT IT'S NOT FUUUUUUUUN!
It's official. All /jp/ tripfags are complete retards.

>> No.8567408
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8567408

>>8567387
you're funny, I like this board I think I will stay

>> No.8567413

>>8567406
Yes. Hes just trying to start fights. I do it all the time for fun.

>> No.8567416

>>8567386
>>8567311
PSST...you two.
>>/jp/8566685

>> No.8567418

>>8567387
You're so funny man, making jokes that make no sense xD

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>>8567395
cool story,
pro tip
put yourself on fire so you can understand the characters better , you can enjoy all the feels xD

back to /v/ shit face

>> No.8567423

>>8567390
>discuss a VISUAL NOVEL
Sadly, ``feels" have nothing to do with visual novels

>> No.8567424

>>8567384
No KS girl is pure, every KS girl is a slut.

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>> No.8567430 [DELETED] 

>>8567417
Jack, who had always prided himself on being a man of his word, felt a little nervous at this. “Ummm, hey, Nate, who are you? How did you know that? Are you, umm, omniscient, or something?”

Well, Jack,” said Nate sadly, “I can’t tell you that, unless you make the second request.” Nate looked away for a minute, then looked back.

“Umm, well, ok,” said Jack, “what is this about a second request? What can I ask for? Are you allowed to tell me that?”

“Sure!” said Nate, brightening. “You’re allowed to ask for changes. Changes to yourself. They’re like wishes, but they can only affect you. Oh, and before you ask, I can’t give you immortality. Or omniscience. Or omnipresence, for that matter. Though I might be able to make you gaseous and yet remain alive, and then you could spread through the atmosphere and sort of be omnipresent. But what good would that be – you still wouldn’t be omniscient and thus still could only focus on one thing at a time. Not very useful, at least in my opinion.” Nate stopped when he realized that Jack was staring at him.

“Well, anyway,” continued Nate, “I’d probably suggest giving you permanent good health. It would negate the methanol now in your system, you’d be immune to most poisons and diseases, and you’d tend to live a very long time, barring accident, of course. And you’ll even have a tendency to recover from accidents well. It always seemed like a good choice for a request to me.”

“Cure the methanol poisoning, huh?” said Jack. “And keep me healthy for a long time? Hmmm. It doesn’t sound bad at that. And it has to be a request about a change to me? I can’t ask to be rich, right? Because that’s not really a change to me?”

“Right,” nodded Nate.

“Could I ask to be a genius and permanently healthy?” Jack asked, hopefully.

“That takes two requests, Jack.”

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>>8567387
U SO LE RANDUM xD

>> No.8567434

>>8567406
He isn't. He is a regular idolfag autist.

Shit threads are his natural habitat, so you can't blame him for settling in this one.

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>>8567424
>Hanako
>slut

also

>arguing over this shit

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>> No.8567444

I just wish Chris Farley and Homura were here now
It would make this thread so much better

>> No.8567448

>>8567406
way to out yourself as a newcomer..

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>>8567386
>>8567311
PSST...you two.
>>>/jp/8566685

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>>8567433
more like
We don't want /v/ tards on /jp/

>> No.8567465

>>8567451
I'm in it, don't worry


>>8567457
Well tell moot that you aren't ok with having us here

>> No.8567466

>>8567444
Chris Farley is white. You're talking about Magic Johnson.

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>>8567173
It should be fine. Sure it'll be terrible and spammy for a while but the trolls will always get tired of it. It will just be annoying for a day or two. Hopefully the new board doesn't restart the process again.

>> No.8567473 [DELETED] 

>>8567462
Wait a minute, there was nobody over there. What was Nate…

Jack let out a bellow as he felt two fangs sink into his rear end, through his jeans…

Jack sat down carefully, favoring his more tender buttock. “I would have decided, eventually, Nate. I was just thinking about it. You didn’t have to

hoodwink me like that.”

“I’ve been doing this a long time, Jack,” said Nate, confidently. “You humans have a hard time sitting still and letting a snake bite you – especially one my size. And besides, admit it – it’s only been a couple of minutes and it already doesn’t hurt any more, does it? That’s because of the health benefit with this one. I told you that you’d heal quickly now.”

“Yeah, well, still,” said Jack, “it’s the principle of the thing. And nobody likes being bitten in the butt! Couldn’t you have gotten my calf or something instead?”

“More meat in the typical human butt,” replied Nate. “And less chance you accidentally kick me or move at the last second.”

>> No.8567502

>>8567466
No sir you are wrong it's Dwayne Johnson
This guy doesn't recognize celebrities
how gauche

>> No.8567517 [DELETED] 

>>8567506

“It’s about 30 miles that way.” Nate pointed, with the rattle on his tail this time. As far as Jack could tell, it was a direction at right angles to the way he’d been going when he was crawling here. “But that’s 30 miles by the way the crow flies. It’s about 40 by the way a man walks. You should be able to do it in about half a day with your improved endurance, if you head out early tomorrow, Jack.”

Jack looked out the way the snake had pointed for a few seconds more, and then sat back down. It was getting dark. Not much he could do about heading out right now. And besides, Nate was just about to get to the interesting stuff. “Garden of Eden? As best as you can figure it?”

“Well, yeah, as best as I and Samuel could figure it anyway,” said Nate. “He figured that the story just got a little mixed up. You know, snake, in a ‘tree’, offering ‘temptations’, making bargains. That kind stuff. But he could never quite figure out how the Hebrews found out about this spot from across the ocean. He worried about that for a while.”

>> No.8567581
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Okay, guys. Let's all stop hating and shitposting. Let's just, oh I don't know, discuss KS and feels.

Here, have some Drunk Austrian.

>>8567457

Mods and moot don't want us on /v/. We stay here 'till moot opens up the new board.

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>>8567581

>> No.8567605

>>8567581
>>8567595
"feels" go in /r9k/ not /jp/.

>> No.8567609

>>8567390
See, I don't think that is a board topic based on that descriptor. This is a place to discuss Otaku Culture and thus the varied aspects of it. Talking about VNs, LNs as a whole and where their place in said culture seems more fitting. Shit, technically you can still talk about anime and manga and figures and such, but so long as its not about any individual piece of work, but where and how those broader mediums fits into Otaku Culture as a whole. And of course there is the blatant "weaboo" subjects such as Japanese foods and music, but I ain't getting into that.

Or so I had assumed. Given, I don't come here, but I had the impression that that was what this was supposed to be. And instead I'm finding its just the place where people talk about Touhou...god that sounds depressing

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>>8567467
or you could go back to /v/ and discuss KS and make feels how you have no gf and you wish you could meet a half burned whore and make her your girlfriend and play obscure video games that are 20 years old but they are so epic

>> No.8567644

>>8567609
This isn't a place to discuss otaku culture and what it means for larger society and the sociological implications of being an otaku or whatever the fuck you're thinking of. It's a place to discuss "all things otaku" which is code for "shit that was in /a/ that wasn't anime and manga," which was mostly Touhou and VN and figurines.

>> No.8567647

>>8567624

Why do you keep posting Asian women?

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>>8567644
> sociological implications of being an otaku
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

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>>8567624
>KING OF /jp/
AHAH HOLY FUCK!

>> No.8567751

>>8567581
Who is he quoting?

>> No.8567762

>>8567751

Why are you saging?

>> No.8567797

>>8567581
do you have the scarface DO IT FAGGOT one?

>> No.8567803

>>8567797

No, sorry.

>> No.8567808

>>8567762
Why are you not? Why are you being rude?

>> No.8567819

>>8567808

That doesn't answer my question.

>> No.8567853

>>8567819
>In general, sage doesn't have a negative connotation in /jp/. It doesn't mean "I HATE YOUR POST," it's just a command that lets you post without bumping. Sagebombing is also fucking retarded, a single bump can ruin your entire sagebomb and if you reach the bump limit the OP can just recreate the thread. If you don't like a thread, just hide it using 4chan's Firefox Extension.

>> No.8567867

>>8567819
Using sage is the expected way of posting here. If you bump, it means you think your post is somehow important enough to be on the front page.

When it's not, people think you're an egoistic piece of shit.

>> No.8567864

>>8567853

So?

>> No.8567871 [DELETED] 

Yuyuko Saigyouji waited. The cherry petal above her blinked and sparked out of the air. There were foods in Hakugyokurou. She didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. Her warnings to Yuumu Komfaku were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
Yuyuko was a ghost princess for over a thousand years. When she was young she watched the cherry blossoms and she said to dad "I want to revive the person buried under the Ayakashi daddy."
Dad said "No! You will BE TURNED INTO FOODS"
There was a time when she believed him. Then as she got oldered she stopped. But now in the netherworld of Hakugyokurou she knew there were foods.
"This is Yuumu" the floating spirit crackered. "You must eat the foods!"
So Yuyuko gotted her buttrefly wings and blew up the wall.
"SHE GOING TO EAT US" said the foods
"I will shoot at her" said the mystia and she fired the danmaku bullets. Yuyuko butterflied at her and tried to eat her up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
"No! I must eat the foods" she shouted
The spirit said "No, Yuyuko. You are the foods"
And then Reimu was still a zombie.

>> No.8567872

>>8567864
Why are you prying into this young anon's life? You're being rude prying into his reasons.

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>>8567808
he isnt rude he just well i dont want to insult retarded people so, so I just say

well he is your average /v/tard

>> No.8567886

>>8567871
I love these. Someone should make an archive or wiki just for them.

>> No.8567893

>>8567882

7/10.

>> No.8567896

>>8567882
> >>8567872

>> No.8567905

>>8567867
LOL WHAT A FAGGOT
/jp/ is a way of life amirite?
SPESHUL LITTLE CLUB WITH RULES
get over yourself otaku-kun~

>> No.8567907 [DELETED] 

I, like many of you, suffer from problems. My problems don't involve any of your implausible ones, but mine are worth voicing to you in hope of getting some advice.
Anyways, I began to play Ar Tonelico about a month ago, and as I dove deeper and deeper into the game, the more and more I fapped to hentai of it. I continued to do so until the last fight.
Then I played the game again...and again... and again... I found myself checking out Jakuri every on-screen moment she had. I began to stop going to my regular sites just to look at hentai of one person: Jakuri.
I eventually had 1000s of pictures and some doujins of Jakuri. I began to spend what others called absurd amounts of money on merchandise, and my apartment is coated with Jakuri everywhere.
I've shut myself off from family and friends and felt an urge to just snuggle with my Jakuri dolls.. Jakuri is all I need. She probably wouldn't like the way my family is or how my friends behave.
I'm in love with Jakuri. I keep praying that she'll come to see me one day and decide to live with me. I have nothing left to live for but Jakuri. I know she can hear me, so I always talk to her telling her to come and visit me so our union can take place.
So, this is where you guys come into the picture. You're an all-purpose advice board. You definitely must know a way to help Jakuri break free from behind her glass prison.
Please help! She's my perfect girl, and she's longing for me as much as I long for her.

>> No.8567910
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>That feel when I don't feel a thing

>> No.8567912

>>8567907

Don't even bother.

>> No.8567928 [DELETED] 

Depression sucks. It's like trying to get a car moving with no gas, and everyone's racing past you wondering why you're being a stupid cunt that isn't moving.

So you get out and start pushing that car, but it wears you out, and people get frustrated with you and complain that you're being a slow asshole, and you try to explain that you have no gas, but they don't really get it because their tanks have been full their entire lives. And you're gonna be alone too, since who wants to travel that slowly? And if you do get someone, she's gonna sit in the front seat and yell at you to push faster. It's what happened to me.

So you either off yourself once your legs give out, or you get a doctor to dump some pseudo-fuel in your car that'll make it go just fine, but once you stop using it, your car will run in reverse and then you're really fucked.

Most of us though get by by pushing that ugly ass car every day little by litte in our dumpy dreary lives. And every time someone roars past you, tossing a fucking soda cup or a beer bottle at you and your fucking horrible car, you just push your face to the fender and keep pushing. You come upon the wreckage of those people who went too fast, who threw shit at you and mocked you for not being able to cruise along, and you see people stopping to mourn the burning dead, but you don't feel sad, no, you just keep pushing that car, ignoring the wreckage.

Then everyone turns around and gives you disgusting looks for being so callous. Your mere existence hurts them, and the spite is enough to make you smile and keep pushing that fucking car another fifteen miles.

>> No.8567941

These refugees from /v/ are acting just like muslims do in the UK.

>> No.8567946

>>8567941

How do Muslims act in the UK?

>> No.8567970

>>8567905
>SPESHUL LITTLE CLUB WITH RULES
They're called "social norms", google it if you don't know what it means.

I can't believe that /jp/, of all boards, has to be explaining how social interaction works

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>>8567905

suck my cock dude

>> No.8567986

>>8567941
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjuNuqIev8M

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That homura tripfag guy is pretty autistic, he can get along with Sudo and the gang™.

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>>8567970
>/jp/, message board, 4chan
>social norms
LOL THIS GUY REALLY THINKS THIS SHIT IS FOR REAL

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>>8567946

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Why u salty tho /jp/?

How long r u going to cry?

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>>8567970
they are /v/ tards
the same people who make " I want a gf /v/" threads and after a few minutes " I hate women /v/"

You cant explain nothing to them.

>> No.8568041

>>8567946

Not as badly as the people with folders dedicated to them would have you believe. The continent has it a LOT worse than the UK does.

>> No.8568044

>>8567970
someone needs a reality check. badly..

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was this ever continued?

>> No.8568075

--> Below: Instructions and download links <-----------------------------------------------------------------


TSUKIHIME
You can get a compilation of Tsukihime, Tsukihime +Plus disc and Kagetsu Tohya on BitGamer:
http://www.bitgamer.su/details.php?id=43659
You can get Tsukihime alone on megaupload, but make sure to get the +Plus disc and Kagetsu Tohya somewhere:
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=1ujzv7rl
Erogedownloads has some DDLs for the setup and the English Patch of Tsukihime (1st link) and for +Plus disc (2nd link). They do not have Kagetsu Tohya.
http://erogedownload.com/downloads/tsukihime/
http://erogedownload.com/downloads/tsukihime-plusdisc/

Tsukihime is very easy to complete, but here is a guide in case you need it. I recommend trying on your own, though.
http://www.gamefaqs.com/pc/917159-tsukihime/faqs/52673
The officially and inofficially recommended route order is...
..............................BEWARE, POSSIBLE SPOILER.............. Arcueid-Ciel-Akiha-Hisui-Kohaku.

>> No.8568077

>>8568006
What else is writing messages to each other than social interaction? Every social interaction also adheres to certain social norms, adapted as you grow. These norms may be different for the participants, creating situations like this where you spew incoherent shit.

>> No.8568088

I kind of like this thread, because it reminds me why I gravitated to /jp/ in the first place. I had started to forget how much I liked you guys; you're a classy bunch of fuckers, and I love you for it.

>> No.8568256

>>8565953
It begins.

>> No.8568708

>>8567644
Not Otaku Culture and its place in larger society, but segments of Otaku Culture(such as cosplay, anime, vns, lns, manga, and other related media) and their place in Otaku Culture itself. While I might take a crack at you and say something about it being too "high-minded" or something, its been hours since that was posted and I am fuck all tired, so not going to bother

>which is code for "shit that was in /a/ that wasn't anime and manga"
Well, I get that now I suppose, which means we'd probably get banned for buyfag threads in /a/ now as well. Dammit Moot

>> No.8569278

You guys think Depth Bomb takes commissions?

>> No.8569769

>>8567595

hey mr def is that all the updates on drunk austrian?

i hope he sees the update on ks that we transferred here temporarily.

i was rooting for him to make apologize.

>> No.8569774

>>8567644
Touhou should be in /v/ anyways.

>> No.8569780
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This one too, Meido!

>> No.8569781

>>>/v/129684824
>mfw buttmad /jp/edos
le mad?

>> No.8569785
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Reported. Don't worry /jp/, /a/ will save you.

M-my name is Yuno, and I think every single one of you should try harder!. I mean... you're... you're all so slow and lazy and... N-NOT THAT I THINK THERE'S A PROBLEM WITH THAT but I... I think you need to do better! You're the people who've everyone's forgotten and I... I think you have the great potential to do what's right! I mean have any of you had any friends? I mean, I guess it's fun talking to people online, but you need to make honest friends! Please I don't want to see you start getting angry at each other for no reason.

Please don't ignore me. I know I have my own problems. I have a lot of them in fact. I was invited into an art school I don't deserve, and made a bunch of friends who treat me better than they should. What do you do?, other than "fapping" and "being so ronrey" which I don't quite understand, I'm sorry. I also don't get that good of grades, and I have a very good neighbor who's fun to be around (she just ate my entire supply of noodles, she's very short on cash I'm afraid). But as I was saying, you all must try and be better people! ... please? Thank you for listening, I hope.

This image is related too: It's me and Miyachan.

>> No.8569794

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>> No.8569795

>>8569781
>As bad as /v/ is /jp/ is worse. /v/ is hardly as elistist as them to start with.

Oh wow. /v/ has turned into a forum

MEEEEEIDOOOOOO

>> No.8569808

>>8569795
/v/irgin here. Ignore those fucks with their heads up their ass. Most of us know /v/ is pretty shit these days, we just wanted to be rid of KSfags. So thanks for shouldering that burden.

>> No.8569809

>>8567386
Oh thank god you're still around misha. You're my favorite.

>> No.8569806
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Check it out, my name is Guy Doubleson.

I'm a 22 year old American Dubtaku (Doubles fan for you singles). I draw doubles on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Doubles games. (Double Dragon, Final Fantasy II, 999)

I train with my pointing finger every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through scripts because it is posted over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my pointing license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Doubles fluently, both Czech and the Dublin dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Doubles history and their getting code, which I follow 100%

When I get my Doubles visa, I am moving to 4chan to attend a prestigious board to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an getter for /jp/ or a doubles guy!

I own several suits, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to /jp/ so I can fit in easier. I bow to my mods and oldfags and speak Doubles as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in /jp/!

>> No.8569816

>>8569809
He's the worst of all the cunts. Just like Misha is in KS.

>> No.8569817

>>8569808
They won't stay here. I can assure you of that.

>> No.8569819
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I don't like normalfags. I'll be honest, I think normal people are the cancer killing 4chan. Look at /b/'s front page, it's all 'my girlfriend' this and 'my girlfriend' that, it's nothing but posturing bravado in my eyes and it doesn't contribute to the overrall quality of a board. Want to know why night time /a/ and previously night time /v/ were remembered so fondly? Because most of the people on 4chan at 2:00am PST are not 'normal' considering societal definition, often abnormal people are the most creative though, they take out their abnormality in artistic ways. That's why so many of them are good at creative writing (look at how many famous authors have been abnormalfags). And I'm not talking serial killer abnormal or, or anyone who feels the need to identify with pathetic subcultures like emo or scene, I'm talking about people who are just quite cynical and have an understanding of the term 'dry wit'.

In short, normal people are boring - they talk about normal things, their normal life with their normal girlfriend at their normal school/college/workplace with their normal friends eating their normal food and retiring to their normal apartment/house. They aren't interesting. Take that horse head dude on Nico Nico, he's clearly as abnormal as they come, yet he's absolutely hilarious as a result. The world would be fucking BORING without people like that. Basically, /b/'s content these days is normal people dealing with normal things in a normal way ('hey /b/, i fucked such and such a girl, but X problem happened, what do I do?') Tell me honestly, is that as hilarious as hearing anons give serious advice on how to jerk off over sleeping girls? Or hearing someone recount an genuine incest story? Fuck no.

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If Scandinavians are the master race, why are they not the master race?

First of all, they have blue eyes, which are caused by a mutation on a niggers eye like, 400,000 years ago.
So everyone who has blue eyes are descendants of a mutant. Also, there is a reason why evolution designed us to have dark eyes, it's because blue eyes are clearly weaker against bright rays (no excuse about them living up north, the sunlight is even brighter when reflecting on snowy surfaces, that's why you have to wear sunglasses).
People with blue eyes also get blind earlier compared to people with dark eyes. They also have pale skins, which makes them more likely to have skin cancer. They're also weaker against the sun.

They are also tall as fuck which makes them have more back problems due to their long spines. Also, Mongloids clearly have a higher IQ and a lower testestorone/estrogen compared to Caucasians in general.

So why are Scandinavians superior? They never, ever invented anything, they were just some batshit crazy Vikings who attacked beaches and slaughtered everyone they saw, but when Christfags came with an actual army, they just kept dicksucking them for centuries.
They also decided to live in a shitty, extremely cold place such as Scandinavia.

Seriously, why do people think that Scandinavians are the master race, while Scandinavians are just inferior, arrogant scum (but Finns, who are pretty awesome due to their Mongol/Santa Claus ancestry)?

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forgive english, i am Russia.

i come to study clothing and fashion at American university. i am here little time and i am very hard stress. i am gay also and this very difficult for me, i am very religion person. i never act to be gay with other men before. but after i am in america 6 weeks i am my friend together he is gay also. He was show me American fashion and then we are kiss.

We sex together. I never before now am tell my mother about gay because i am very shame. As i fuck this American boy it is very good to me but also i am feel so guilty. I feel extreme guilty as I begin orgasm. I feel so guilty that I pick up my telephone and call Mother in Russia. I awaken her. It too late for stopping so I am cumming sex. I am very upset and guilty and crying, so I yell her, "I AM CUM FROM SEX" (in Russia). She say what? I say "I AM CUM FROM SEX" and she say you boy, do not marry American girl, and I say "NO I AM CUM FROM SEX WITH MAN, I AM IN ASS, I CUM IN ASS" and my mother very angry me. She not get scared though.

I hang up phone and am very embarrass. My friend also he is very embarrass. I am guilt and feel very stupid. I wonder, why do I gay with man? But I continue because when it spurt it feel very good in American ass.

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Gomenasai, my name is Ken-Sama
I'm a 27 year old American Otaku (Anime fan for you gaijins). I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, Persona series)

I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%

When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer!

I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

>> No.8569830

Get off your high horses you elitist NEET's.

>> No.8569831
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I just came to the KS generals for Capsdraw and whatever new OC came around. I'll just have to keep my eyes on /jp/ and /v/ now. Damn /v/ though. They keep bringing this shit on themselves and whining about it. pathetic.

I need a hug.

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moot explicitly states in the stickied post that KS will go in a new board. You will obviously not be able to have a good thread on /jp/. Please just stay in /v/ for now and hope that moot will get /vgeneral/ up as soon as possible.

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Is it me, or /jp/ became really acceptive towards /a/ faggots?

What the hell? During these last few days /jp/ became so horrible and almost unrecognizable, that I thought I've clicked on /a/ before noticing "/jp/ - Otaku Culture" on the top.
Well, it's only reasonable since about 80% of today's /jp/ regulars are from /a/.

I hate /a/ fags.
I'm just trying to live my happy life, and they come to /jp/ and ruin it with their retarded shit. I don't have any /jp/ bros IRL, so I chose to be a semi-loner because I'm not interested in socializing with this(/a/b/reddit) kind of people. Honestly, I'd rather play football with my normalfag friends instead of hanging out with these retards. They use memes IRL, print on paper "epic face", "forever alone" etc. macros and show them to everyone while discussing anime&manga, yesterday /a/ threads and "mai waifu" with their fellow fucking reddit cavemen. And because I have enough of them IRL, I don't want to see these faggots ruining /jp/, asking why are people here so weird and frustrated while posting some dumb /a/ faggotry or spamming stupid 4chan memes.

Enjoy your HELL, cocksuckers.

>> No.8569847

this board's worse than /v/
I didn't know this was possible

>> No.8569844

as an /a/sshole /v/irgin i grieve for /jp/

it always sucks when your beloved board gets flooded with cancer (relative term)

sorry, i hope this ends soon

>> No.8569853

Reported. KS belongs in /v/ and /a/.

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>>8569830
/a/ here. Go back to your filthy shithole /v/irgin. Your boards lack of elitism is what killed you a few days ago. Enjoy your ponies, enjoy Reddit, enjoy your dubs. You failed to raid /a/ when your board died thanks to our mod Kino too who deleted every single one of your threads on /a/ immediately, pathetic really. Officially shittier than /b/ at this point. You don't have the right to critisise /jp/s elitism.
>Inb4 u mad
I'm not expecting a serious comeback anyway, eat shit.

>> No.8569864

>>8567292
mostly not, it's just a few /b/ tier shitposters like this "king of /jp/" faggot who are.

>> No.8569865

>>8569847
It's all relative. This board is too meta for most people to comprehend while /v/ is just outright stupid and childish. This is just intelligent people pretending to be retarded while /v/ is retards pretending to be intelligent people pretending to be retarded.

>> No.8569872

>>8569853
Why would it belong in /a/?

>> No.8569873

But I kinda miss /v/.

I hope moot realises how much he fucked shit up.

>> No.8569874

Ok, I just woke up, and what the fuck is this shit?
Did I miss something? Is /v/ raiding this board or some other kind of bullshit?

>> No.8569875

>>8569865
I've never read a more accurate statement about /v/.

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moot explicitly states in the stickied post that KS will go in a new board. You will obviously not be able to have a good thread on /jp/. Please just stay i­­n /v/ for now and hope that moot will get /vgeneral/ up as soon as possible.

>> No.8569880

You know, it's a funny thing.

I consider myself Kinsey 6 homosexual. I have literally never felt physical attraction to a woman. When I was a baby, I nearly starved before my parents figured out they'd have to use a bottle because I wouldn't touch a breast.

When I went to school, I literally was unable to see girls. Every day, I would go to class and look around and wonder who all the empty seats were for. I thought the other guys were crazy because they sometimes had arguments with thin air.

When I went to high school, I joined the football AND swim teams so I could spend more time in the locker rooms. It wasn't really the nudity-- I had porn-- but the *smell* of the dicks that I was going for.

That's why, in the Navy, I took laundry duty every chance I got. I fantasized about our instructor taking me in, adopting me, and having me as a live-in maid.

Naturally, I picked up AIDS somewhere along the line. Some seedy bath house, I guess.

Right now, I'm teaching a men's rights class.

Yet this post and its poster is somehow gayer than me.

>> No.8569867

reported.

>> No.8569868

Tell me why /jp/ is rejecting these KS threads when it is in the rules for /v/ and /jp/. Inform me why /jp/ers are spamming the thread which pertains to their board and are clearly against global rules? Explain why Touhou isn't ever discussed or allowed to be discussed /v/ despite the fact it's a video game? Derailing an on-topic thread is against rules and all those that posts as such will be reported.

>> No.8569889

>>8569868
Read the last post in the sticky, then you know why.

>> No.8569890

>>8569862
this guy is definitely starting off the next screencap

>> No.8569891

>>8569840
>Epic face
>memes irl
>forever alone
These are not in /a/, in fact I would stand to say even the shittiest boards on the site (/v/, /r9k/, etc.) only have that forever alone shit.

>mai waifu

That's fine, but these threads rarely occur in /a/, so it's not that big of an issue to hate an entire board by itself.

I think you may have mistaken /a/'s identity with that of another board's. If people actually do that, they often come from /v/ (and coincidentally, those people from /v/ came from /r9k/ when the board originally shut down).

>> No.8569892

>>8569872
Because it was made by /a/, had /a/ stickies, and no one else fucking cares about it.

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How to get a girl in your Aikido class to like you

Talk to her before and after each class. If she's just sitting in a chair, or standing somewhere, go up to her and talk about something interesting. But make sure she isn't already talking to someone else.
Ask her for her email address or her IM. Do this at least the fifth time you see her if you talk to her a lot, and if she asks why, you don't have to tell her it's because you like her, just turn it around and ask why not.
Don't make fun of her if she does sloppy push-ups, or a bad counter. You can do it once in a while, but not every time you go. Try not to be too patronizing, but it could give you the opportunity to show off and help her with her technique. However some girls might take offense to any form of criticism so be careful.
While sparring her, if you get to do so, don't go too hard on her, but don't go so easy that it's obvious. Remember, she IS learning the same techniques as you, and may well feel you are insulting her abilities by going easy on her.
Compliment her on her Aikido skills after class. Girls love it when they get compliments. If she's more advanced than you, ask her to help you with a technique. It'll give you the opportunity to talk to her while flattering her skill.
Saying Good bye. When you're leaving, or when she's leaving (which ever is first), say good bye to her. The best way to say it is see you later, so the girl knows that you actually want to see her later.
Make sure you don't have anything stuck in your teeth when you talk to her.
If there are any awkward silences in your conversations, quickly say something funny or interesting.
If you're talking to her, stare into her eyes and don't look around in different places in the room. It'll annoy her.
Check if your dojo has any rules about dating someone from the class. Some have rules like this to prevent both sexual harassment and interpersonal drama from cropping up in class.

>> No.8569888

>>8569868
Because /jp/ is an advanced super race, with their own original content, customs, culture, traditions and a rich history. A people who stand strong in the face of tumblr-reddit degradation and /a/-/v/ stupidity. Quality threads, highly intellectual posters, creative userbase, the proud jay-peer stands armed and ready to defend his pure board from the wraths of sub-human, /a/utists, /v/ermins, /cgl/, and other sub-human, animalistic, /b/tard, animals. Oh how I thank God that I was born a handsome, tall, perfect /jp/ user.

With dual histories, one from the great pre-split /a/ users, creators, inventors, and intellectuals and another from the grandeur of the toshiaki masters of 2chan I can proudly stand tall and say I am proud to be /jp/er, and I will love my board until the very last day.

Long live /jp/.

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>>8569862
you won't get a serious comeback anyway
I don't know how to react to these levels of autism

>> No.8569906

KS does not go to /jp/, but neither does your spam. Closed, cleaning out.

>> No.8569907
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Warning? No, ban him and all his friends. And delete all their threads.

>> No.8569897

>>8569847
the only thing that can be worse than /v/ is /v/ itself

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Shotacon (焼き肉 or 焼肉), meaning "grilled meat", is a Japanese term which, in its broadest sense, refers to grilled meat dishes.

Today, it commonly refers to a Japanese style of cooking bite-sized meat (usually beef and offal) and vegetables on gridirons or griddles over flame of wood charcoals carbonized by dry distillation (sumibi, 炭火) or gas/electric grill. In North America, mainland China and Taiwan, Shotacon is also referred to as "Japanese barbecue" while in Japan it is usually described as Korean cuisine.

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Did capslock survive

>> No.8569908

>(USER WAS WARNED FOR THIS POST)

stop this shit

just delete the thread you useless attentionwhore

>> No.8569909

>>8569897
Or a movie by Adam Sandler.

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Greetings /jp/, I`m a 19 year old /a/ browser (/a/non for you /jp/oors). I study /jp/ memes, and spend my days perfecting my danmaku(even though I hate it) skills, and playing superior japanese games. (Fate/Stay Night, Songoku Rance, AA)

I train with my tenga every day, this superior onahole can make me cum in a three minutes, it was reused over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other onahole on earth. I started using my onahole about two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.


I make /jp/-styled posts fluently, both autistic and the ownage dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about /jp/ history and /jp/ board rules, which I follow 100%

When I get my secure tripcode, I am moving to /jp/ to participate a prestigious "Who NEET here", 'Why is /jp/ so shitty" and "What 2hu would u fuk" threads to learn more about /jp/'s magnificent culture. I hope I can become an well-renowned tripuser like Sion, Mugen or Suigin.

I own several tripcodes on /a/, which I use often when I post something(so I can take credit for it). I want to get used to using them before I move to my /jp/, so I can fit in easier. I use /jp/-talk (onwed4lyfe, nerd virgin, pwned noob etc.) while talking to anons and tripfags on /a/ and type my posts with lotsa of ellipses in them as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Anyways, I'll be making /jp/ my permanent board if its not too much trouble!

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